I'm not a scumbag

Chapter 13 Brother, there are mice

As soon as Xie You said this, the audience was even quieter than when the question came out just now.

It's just that chaos started outside the court after three seconds.

"What did he say? Does Le Chatelier mean that?"

"If you don't understand, you still have to pretend? Hey, I forgot what Le Chatelier meant."

"I'm the same age as Kaikai, and I didn't choose chemistry either hahaha."

"What do you know, he can catch a camera with just a word now."

The host saw someone answering the question, so he hurried back to ask, "Oh? Xie You knows the answer to the chemistry problem just now? But I didn't quite tell you...can you say it again?"

"When a certain condition in the chemical balance changes, the reaction always moves in the direction of weakening the change, but it can only alleviate the change, but cannot completely eliminate the occurrence of the condition change." Xie You admired that his memory was not bad.

As soon as these words came out, the outsiders finally shut up.

"Damn it, does he really know?"

"Is that what Chacha said?"

……

The host looked at the question card with the answer written on it for a long time, and Xie You thought that he might not even know what it meant.

"Yeah, that's right, congratulations to Xie You, who scored a point for the blue team first!" said the host.

Zhou Guican gave Xie You a slightly surprised look.

Zhao Zekai's eyes also lit up, wow, this brother is so smart.

"However, why does this law become more difficult to pronounce the more I listen to it, Xie You, why don't you explain it to everyone in an easy-to-understand way?"

Xie You: "..."

"It means 'you are with someone and the other party wants to break up and you try your best to keep him from breaking up, but he still breaks up with you, although he may finally feel a little bit of compassion' or 'the person likes you and wants to chase you, but you try your best to refuse but In the end, I was chased by him, although he may not really want to chase you because of your torture.'”

Some of the spectators outside the arena have already started secretly taking videos.

"Hahaha Although I hate him very much, I feel that what he said is quite reasonable."

"Damn it, let him clear things up for me that I didn't understand in two semesters."

"Okay, let's continue." The host said.

Xie You: "? Shouldn't we enter the room selection process?"

"You don't see the rules carefully, don't you? There are ten questions in the quiz. Let's see which team answers the most questions." The host said.

Xie You: "..."

Zhou Guican cleared his throat, and said to his two teammates, "Then let's ask another question, brothers and sisters, come on."

"Okay, the next question is a physics question, please listen to the question, who discovered the law of universal gravitation."

Zhou Guican responded quickly, "Newton."

He blurted out almost before the host finished speaking.

"That's right, the answer is correct, and the red team will add one point."

"The difference is too big, what the hell, the physics problem is so simple."

"I thought the physics problems would be more difficult. This show is so crazy."

"I'm actually looking forward to the next topic."

"I also."

……

Zhou Guican glanced at Xie You, but found that Xie You didn't look at him at all.

At that time, Xie You was being dragged by Zhao Zekai to speak.

"Brother, they got one answer right."

Xie You thinks I know, so why don't you grab such a simple question? They are all prepared for you, baby?

If you rob people, you must call your name first.

"Be more active and rush to answer, I am slow to respond." Xie You said.

"I'm afraid I can't answer."

"No, there shouldn't be too perverted topics below, but the one just now?"

Zhao Zekai was honest, "No."

Xie You: "..."

"Brother, come on, you look amazing when I see you, I don't know how to set up a tent, and I don't know how to set up a stove to cook."

Xie You thought I wouldn't either.

"Brother, come on, beat them, I want to sleep in bed." Zhao Zekai also gave him an encouraging fist.

"The third question is another biological question. Excuse me, is it correct to say that the genetic material of all cellular organisms is DNA?"

The audience was quiet again.

Zhao Zekai hurried to Xie You, "Brother!"

"Yes, the genetic material of cellular organisms is DNA, and viruses are not."

"Answer, correct!" The voice of the host revealed the excitement of variety shows such as the strongest brain knowledge quiz.

Xie You was a little confused.

The questions asked after that became more and more strange, and no one could answer them. Some Xie You knew, some didn't, but as far as they were concerned, they had already won.

I didn't need to answer it myself, lest I say that he stole Zhao Zekai's limelight.

Touching the name of some people may make him quit the show halfway.

After all, this is a variety show that Bucheng made for him, and he was driven away like this, which made people lose face.

Zhou Guican seemed to really want to get another point. He listened more seriously to each question than the last, but he was helpless, and couldn't even understand the question.

"Is it true that no one knows? Xie You, our little expert answerer?"

Xie You shook his head.

"Gui Can?"

Zhou Guican smiled and said that he would not either.

"Then what about the others? Guoguo? Yu Ge? Zekai?"

Wang Xi exploded immediately, "If I can answer this, why don't I just go to "One Stop to the End"?"

The crowd laughed.

The host also laughed, and after laughing, he said mysteriously, "Then let's move on to the second session."

"Not choosing a room?" Almost all the guests said together.

"Before choosing a room, there is a welfare link. If you answer a question correctly, you will be rewarded. Every time you answer a question correctly, you can get an extra dish for your first dinner today." The host said.

"How many are there now?"

"Now there is only a bowl of white rice."

Everyone: "..."

"Everyone cherish the opportunity! No grouping, six people work together!" The host became impassioned as he spoke.

Xie You didn't understand what there was to be excited about, but someone was even more excited than him.

"Brother, brother! It's up to you! I know you know many of those questions just now, but you just don't want to answer them! Don't hide anything from now on!"

Xie You discovered that Zhao Zekai was very familiar.

It was only after a long time that no one dared to wrap his hands and feet around him.

Xie You sighed.

"What was the name of the last emperor of China?"

"Bo Yi! I've seen that movie." It was Zhou Guican who shouted, as if he had won the game for himself.

"Is sucrose a monosaccharide or a disaccharide?"

Xie You and the others answered, only to find that Zhou Guican was silent again.

"Disugar."

"What kind of water is aqua regia?"

"Concentrated hydrochloric acid 3, concentrated nitric acid [-]."

"Okay, although L'Hopital's law is called L'Hopital's law, it was not proposed by L'Hopital, so who proposed it?"

"Bernoulli."

Even the directors watching from the sidelines were a little shocked, let alone the fans outside the venue.

"Who is Bernoulli?"

"It's Bernoulli?"

"Yeah, I just finished my postgraduate entrance examination this year, and Zhang Yu just told this story."

"Okay let's continue."

"Who proposed the theory of the center of the earth?"

"Ptolemy."

"Kepler proposed several planetary laws!"

"three!"

I don't know if it was due to the host's louder incitement, or Zhao Zekai's more exaggerated encouragement, Xie You's voice also grew louder.

Emotions build up.

"Is E. coli prokaryotic or eukaryotic!"

"Prokaryotic!"

“方程为x^2***4+y^2***3=1的椭圆与y=1-x的交点坐标,是,多,少!”

Xie You opened his mouth subconsciously, and successfully got stuck.

In the end, Xie You opened his mouth and looked a little funny, and the fans and audience outside the venue couldn't help laughing.

Xie You cleared his throat,

"Ahem, come on, come on," he waved to the host, "Give me a try to calculate analytic geometry in ten seconds."

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, this buddy's reaction is too real."

"Whoever calculates an analytic geometry in ten seconds in front of me, I will cut off my head and kick him as a ball."

"Give me an hour and I may not be right hahaha."

"I've never gotten a course of analytic geometry right in my life."

"Xie You is amazing, I don't know much about this."

The director team couldn't help laughing too.

The enthusiastic host also laughed, "Ahem, it seems that the director team doesn't want you to get this last dish."

Of course there are other voices.

"Maybe someone has a script, how about passing Qi in advance?"

"Didn't you say praise Zhao Zekai?"

"Then who knows, a bunch of outsiders like us can't say for sure."

"Maybe which one of the benefactors on the list, this variety show is the first hurdle for his comeback?"

"Come back with "Beautiful Country"? Are you not sick?"

……

Although they didn't get the last big dish, what Xie You got was enough for the six of them.

After eating and drinking, the room division officially began.

They went to live in ready-made houses, and Zhou Guican and his group needed to build tents by themselves under the guidance of professionals.

The show still didn't change its nature, instead of staying in the small villa behind them as agreed before, leading them to turn left and right on the country path until they reached a crumbling yellow mud house.

Xie Youjia has been in business for three generations, and his grandparents and even his grandmother have taken root in the city.

He really...

I have only seen this kind of house in TV dramas.

Xie You was a little confused by Zhao Zekai's extremely excited appearance next to him.

This kid, has he read too much Metamorphosis or is he obsessed with this kind of country life?

"Brother, I share a room with you. Sister Yu, can you share a room alone?" Zhao Zekai said.

Yu Ge laughed, "No way, can I share the same bed with one of you?"

If this is the case, the show will blow up before it airs.

Xie You thought it was a variety show after all, they were a group of stars after all, maybe they were normal inside if they were a bit rough on the outside.

Until he saw the messy looking dirty bed.

real?Metamorphosis?

Zhao Zekai seemed to be a little concerned, "Brother, it's so messy."

The host came out of nowhere, "Of course we can't just let them work in one group, otherwise it would be unfair, we just provide you with a house, you still have to make the bed yourself, you can go to the program group for clean quilts want."

Xie You: "..."

Then he might as well sleep in a tent, it looks cleaner.

"Okay, let's get to work."

Zhao Zekai is also really good-natured, he won't complain, and that sentence just now is just a feeling from the bottom of his heart.

Xie You greeted people to start working, and his hands and feet were also quite nimble.

One clears the table, one makes the bed, one sweeps the floor, and one wipes the dust.

"Let's go and help Yu Ge with it later, she probably can't bear it alone." Xie You said.

"Okay, ah!!! Brother, brother!!"

Xie You was so scared by him that he became clever.

"What's wrong?" He turned his head.

I saw Zhao Zekai rushing towards him, hugging his neck and jumping on top of him, "Mouse! Mouse!"

Okay, now Xie You saw clearly, a black-haired long-tailed mouse crawled from one side of the wall to the other side under the cabinet.

Xie You was stunned for three seconds.

Then a cry that was three decibels higher than that of Zhao Zekai broke out, and he rushed out of the room.

"Brother! Wait for me!"

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