I'm not a scumbag
Chapter 33 Okay, come on really, right?
Xie You also smiled, and went back teasingly, "See how much dowry you gave."
Bu Cheng, who was being dragged by Lu Xiaoer, looked up at the two of them.
"There are two tasks, so we need two rounds, two games in one round, is that okay?" said the director. "There will be another round of draws later."
People like Zhao Zekai and Lu Xiaoer, who are used to participating in variety shows, don't seem to be interested, after all, they play this kind of game a lot.
The other four people were even less interested. They might as well go to the hotel to lie down. Yunnan was actually tired after a few days.
Lu Xiaoer looked at Guan Yao and Xie You, and suddenly quit, "No, both of them are men, if they are all manual labor, wouldn't we be at a disadvantage?"
Of course, the director team took this factor into consideration, so they set up all simple games, regardless of gender.
For example, rock-scissors splashing water, for example, the sky and the earth blossom.
Rock-scissors splashing water, a team of two, one person to attack, one person to defend, the two people who attack are rock-paper-scissors, the winner can pour a basin of water on the loser, and the person who defends must quickly take the lid of the pot next to it to block the water.The rules are simple, and you don't need to spend effort, the main thing is the ability to respond.
Lu Xiaoer quietly pulled Bucheng aside.
"Brother, it's like this, no matter what the task is, we can't lose, right?"
Bucheng folded his arms and didn't even bend down to listen to her.
What Lu Xiaoer was afraid of was this scene. He was afraid that this person would not be interested, so he gave up at the beginning. Although she didn't want to play, she couldn't do the task!
"Brother! You have to be active! We have to be active when we come to play, don't we? Brother, promise me, you can't lose." Lu Xiaoer encouraged him. "Well, I'll defend, you just attack, I guarantee that not a single drop of water will touch you, just say it's okay!"
Bucheng seems to be a little curious that this girl seems to have changed in recent days, when she first came, she was always called 'brother' and 'brother', but recently calling her brother always gave him a taste of 'buddy'.
Bucheng had a headache and nodded slightly.
"okay!"
Bucheng Xie Yougong, Lu Xiaoer Guan Yaofang.
Guan Yao put one hand on Xie You's shoulder, and the two of them walked over together, "You just have to splash, we are sure to win."
Bucheng looked at the hand, feeling uncomfortable.
"rock-paper-scissors."
One stone, one cloth.
Guan Yao quickly picked up the lid of the pot, and Bucheng was one step faster than him in reacting, and picked up the glass of water in 0.01 seconds.
swipe-
Xie You: "..."
Lu Xiao'er, who hadn't reacted yet, was stunned, "Brother woc, you're hiding something! One point and one point! Write it down."
Guan Yao, who was holding the lid of the pot, didn't stop a drop of water, and he didn't seem to expect Bucheng to react so quickly. He patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, I'm sorry."
Xie You wiped his face, brushed his hair away, and blew the wet black hair on his forehead.
Okay, come on really.
Xie You was still hesitating whether he should splash lightly later, but Bucheng would definitely not play it seriously anyway, so he had to be merciful.
"It's okay, come on, continue." Xie You said.
"rock-paper-scissors."
One scissors, one rock.
Guan Yao takes the lid of the pot, and Bucheng takes the water.
Lu Xiaoer jumped, "It's splashed, it's splashed, one point one point!"
Guan Yao coughed twice, "Brother, do you want to change?"
Xie You shook his head, "It's okay, let's play." He turned his head, the corners of his eyes turned up slightly, and he glanced at Bucheng, with a provocative arc on his mouth, "Bu always can."
Bucheng was stunned, as if he saw Xie You from five years ago again, but his expression remained calm.
"Award."
Have a fart award!
"Come on, continue."
Xie You probably didn't check the almanac when he went out today, and he never won in rock-paper-scissors. Lu Xiaoer danced happily there, and Guan Yao's speed also increased, blocking most of the water, but Bucheng splashed fiercely, still more than half of it All splashed thank you on your face.
Xie You's anger, he obviously doesn't know what it is, it's just an ordinary game, if Guan Yao and Zhao Zekai are on the other side, he will let them pour it out no matter how many times he doesn't notice any problems, they are all adults, they are all the effects of the show, what is there to play Great.
But the opposite is Bucheng!How can Bucheng!How dare!
Well, there's nothing he can't dare to do, and nothing he can't do.
Zhao Zekai couldn't stand it anymore, and shook his head, "Brother, you must have never stepped on shit when you were young."
Yu Wen, who was eating the cake, patted him on the head, "I'm eating, what are you talking about?"
In the last round, Xie You refused to admit defeat in the spirit of a man who could be killed but not humiliated.
"rock-paper-scissors."
One scissors, one piece of cloth.
Just as Lu Xiaoer took off, Xie You had already taken water and poured it on the gate of Bucheng with precision.
Not a drop left.
Lu Xiaoer's cheering hands stopped in the air, and it took him a long time to react.
"Ah, so it was you who lost."
The whole room burst into laughter.
Even the director team couldn't help laughing.
Xie You splashed so hard, half of his hair was wet, there was not a drop left in the whole cup, it was all on Bucheng's face, and it is still dripping water.
Lu Xiaoer's heart skipped a beat, and she cried out inwardly, it's over.
Since when did Mr. Tangtang look so embarrassed!
Xie You and Guan Yao clapped their hands together, turned around and laughed.
Xie You's hair was also dripping wet. The afternoon sun was shining, and the water droplets on the hair were clearly reflected one by one. Bucheng couldn't help but look at it for a while.
Xie You tilted his head and raised his eyebrows provocatively.
"Okay next group."
Only then did Bucheng leave, and Xie You and Zhao Zekai had another round to come.
In the end, Zhao Zekai's group lost.
Zhao Zekai hugged Xie You's thigh, "Brother woo woo, you must be cheating, brother Bu Cheng gave you any benefits, you let him."
Xie You and Zhao Zekai rock-paper-scissors, Zhao Zekai really never won.
Xie You couldn't help laughing, and he didn't know why he lost so badly with Bucheng.
When Xie You stepped off the stage, he almost tripped. Bu Cheng saw it with his eyes, but he was too far away to pass.
Steady Xie You's waist, "Be careful."
Xie You said thank you.
Guan Yao smiled, and wiped Xie You's waist with his hand, "You're welcome."
Bucheng looked at it for a long time before turning his gaze back.
In the second game of the first round, the world blossoms.
The name is mysterious, but the rules are actually simple. Each of the three groups has a big ball and a basket of small balls. First step on the small balloons on the ground, and then use the pins on the top of the head to pierce the big balloons. Of course, you must jump to get them.The big balloon is filled with colorful ribbons, so in terms of visual effects, it is a very good variety game.
Xie You was amazed at the speed of setting up the scene of the program group, and they had already set it up when they arrived.
Guan Yaoyu asked Lu Xiaoer to step on the balloon, Xie Youbucheng and Zhao Zekai waited to tie the balloon.
The balloon is easy to break, and it is easy to break, but it is not so easy to step on it.
Yu Wen, Lu Xiaoer and the two girls were naturally not as straightforward as Guan Yaolai.
Guan Yao got up and gestured yes to Xie You, Xie You immediately jumped up and began to tie his own balloon.
People are tall and can be touched with a jump, but the walls of balloons that are bigger than people are thick, and they can't be broken without a little effort.
Lu Xiaoer looked back, and immediately panicked, "Brother Cheng!! Stop him quickly, don't let him prick you!"
Bucheng was unable to support his forehead, thinking that you should hurry up and step on the balloon.
He looked at Lu Xiaoer who still had nearly half of the balloons, and then looked at Yu Wen who was working hard on the other side, and he was almost finished stepping on it.
Sighing, he walked over slowly, grabbing Xie You's arm.
Xie You's desire to win was completely aroused, even though one hand was pulled by someone, he could still jump up, and the higher he jumped, the higher he jumped.
When Zhao Zekai saw Bucheng coming to make trouble, he also realized, oh so it can be done like this, so he also came over, squatting on the ground and pulling the corner of Xie You's clothes.
Xie You couldn't laugh or cry, he jumped away from them.
It's coming!This time it will be broken!
then……
And then no then.
He jumped halfway and was hugged by Bucheng, and he was dragged down abruptly.
Xie You wanted to laugh and cry, and turned to the director team over there, "Can woc still do this?"
Of course, the director team likes to be lively and anti-routine, as long as there is something to watch, "I didn't say no."
Lu Xiaoer gave Bucheng a thumbs up, "goodjob. Hold on tight, brother Cheng! Wait for me!" and hurriedly turned back to step on the balloon.
Xie You couldn't help but shouted, "Guan Yao."
Seeing that Xie You was trapped, Guan Yaoyan quickly came to the stage to help Xie You, "Is Mr. Bu being kind?"
Guan Yao was going to move Bucheng's hand. Bucheng had just hugged him in a vague way, but now he tightened his arms completely, and they fit seamlessly.Xie You didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was also struggling, and he pulled the two arms on his waist with both hands.But He Bucheng was so strong that he couldn't move at all.
"Are you so rambunctious? Smelly brat."
As soon as this remark came out, both of them were stunned for a moment, Xie You was startled, and hoped that because of the confusion, others did not hear the "smelly brat".
It seems that they have just realized what they are doing now. They use variety shows as an excuse to get intimate in front of everyone's eyes.
But this kind of tacit secret feeling is addictive, Bucheng even clenched his hands again, lowered his head, and leaned on Xie You's shoulder, his breath fell on Xie You's ear, warm and itchy.
Xie You kept saying things like "foul", "let go" and "reckless", but the two hands trying to pull the man's arm apart didn't use any force at all.
He laughed and laughed along with them, he couldn't help himself, whether it was because he was having fun, or for some other reason, probably only he knew.
Zhao Zekai hugged one of Xie You's thighs, Bucheng hugged Xie You's waist tightly, and couldn't break free at all. Guan Yao made a plan, tore off the pin cover from Xie You's head, and pinned it on his own head. to jump.
Xie You's eyes widened, "Great."
Yu Wen has already come up over there, squatting on the ground like Zhao Zekai and pulling the corner of Guan Yao's clothes, "Ze Kai, hurry up!"
Lu Xiaoer also just finished stepping on the balloon, "Brother Cheng! It's over!"
In the panic, Xie You saw Zhao Zekai get up and jump up, and Bu Cheng let go and jumped up too. The other people were in a hurry to drag the people from other groups down, and the scene was very flustered for a while.
In the confusion, it was unclear who hit the balloon, and who sprained his foot, pulling the whole group down by the way.
Six people fell to the ground one after another, lying in a mess.
Xie You and Bu Cheng were very close, when they fell, Bu Cheng happened to be lying sideways on top of him, and their eyes were facing each other.
Xie You was smiling, sincerely, the kind of smile that only appears when you really have fun.
"You're crushing my foot."
"You pulled my hair out."
"Asleep, I'm egged."
"Who said that just now?"
……
The laughter continued.
All the colorful ribbons in the balloon fell down, they were bright red, covering the sky like a sea of roses.
There was emotion in Bucheng's eyes that Xie You couldn't see clearly, but he always felt that if there was no one else around, Bucheng would have to kiss him.
"Okay, the world is blooming, and Xie You, Guan Yao's group wins."
When Zhao Zekai heard this, he got up gruntingly, "Obviously I did it?"
Yu Wen tapped his forehead, "This is the balloon from Xie You's team. I don't know if it's a special smell or something. You all come here and stick it."
Lu Xiaoer tugged at Bucheng's sleeve, "Brother Cheng, you can't be confused too, right?"
Bucheng coughed twice and looked away.
Xie Youxiao, who remembers the original rules in the chaotic scene just now, but for some reason, Xie You thinks this kind of Bucheng is particularly pleasing.
Finally some fireworks, he thought.
Second round, redraw.
The six people who had a good time were no longer in the mood of lack of interest just now, and became active one after another.
"Bucheng Xie You, Guan Yao and Lu Xiaoer, Yu asked Zhao Zekai."
Yu asked, "Why is it still this idiot?"
Zhao Zekai: "Sister!"
Bu Cheng, who was being dragged by Lu Xiaoer, looked up at the two of them.
"There are two tasks, so we need two rounds, two games in one round, is that okay?" said the director. "There will be another round of draws later."
People like Zhao Zekai and Lu Xiaoer, who are used to participating in variety shows, don't seem to be interested, after all, they play this kind of game a lot.
The other four people were even less interested. They might as well go to the hotel to lie down. Yunnan was actually tired after a few days.
Lu Xiaoer looked at Guan Yao and Xie You, and suddenly quit, "No, both of them are men, if they are all manual labor, wouldn't we be at a disadvantage?"
Of course, the director team took this factor into consideration, so they set up all simple games, regardless of gender.
For example, rock-scissors splashing water, for example, the sky and the earth blossom.
Rock-scissors splashing water, a team of two, one person to attack, one person to defend, the two people who attack are rock-paper-scissors, the winner can pour a basin of water on the loser, and the person who defends must quickly take the lid of the pot next to it to block the water.The rules are simple, and you don't need to spend effort, the main thing is the ability to respond.
Lu Xiaoer quietly pulled Bucheng aside.
"Brother, it's like this, no matter what the task is, we can't lose, right?"
Bucheng folded his arms and didn't even bend down to listen to her.
What Lu Xiaoer was afraid of was this scene. He was afraid that this person would not be interested, so he gave up at the beginning. Although she didn't want to play, she couldn't do the task!
"Brother! You have to be active! We have to be active when we come to play, don't we? Brother, promise me, you can't lose." Lu Xiaoer encouraged him. "Well, I'll defend, you just attack, I guarantee that not a single drop of water will touch you, just say it's okay!"
Bucheng seems to be a little curious that this girl seems to have changed in recent days, when she first came, she was always called 'brother' and 'brother', but recently calling her brother always gave him a taste of 'buddy'.
Bucheng had a headache and nodded slightly.
"okay!"
Bucheng Xie Yougong, Lu Xiaoer Guan Yaofang.
Guan Yao put one hand on Xie You's shoulder, and the two of them walked over together, "You just have to splash, we are sure to win."
Bucheng looked at the hand, feeling uncomfortable.
"rock-paper-scissors."
One stone, one cloth.
Guan Yao quickly picked up the lid of the pot, and Bucheng was one step faster than him in reacting, and picked up the glass of water in 0.01 seconds.
swipe-
Xie You: "..."
Lu Xiao'er, who hadn't reacted yet, was stunned, "Brother woc, you're hiding something! One point and one point! Write it down."
Guan Yao, who was holding the lid of the pot, didn't stop a drop of water, and he didn't seem to expect Bucheng to react so quickly. He patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, I'm sorry."
Xie You wiped his face, brushed his hair away, and blew the wet black hair on his forehead.
Okay, come on really.
Xie You was still hesitating whether he should splash lightly later, but Bucheng would definitely not play it seriously anyway, so he had to be merciful.
"It's okay, come on, continue." Xie You said.
"rock-paper-scissors."
One scissors, one rock.
Guan Yao takes the lid of the pot, and Bucheng takes the water.
Lu Xiaoer jumped, "It's splashed, it's splashed, one point one point!"
Guan Yao coughed twice, "Brother, do you want to change?"
Xie You shook his head, "It's okay, let's play." He turned his head, the corners of his eyes turned up slightly, and he glanced at Bucheng, with a provocative arc on his mouth, "Bu always can."
Bucheng was stunned, as if he saw Xie You from five years ago again, but his expression remained calm.
"Award."
Have a fart award!
"Come on, continue."
Xie You probably didn't check the almanac when he went out today, and he never won in rock-paper-scissors. Lu Xiaoer danced happily there, and Guan Yao's speed also increased, blocking most of the water, but Bucheng splashed fiercely, still more than half of it All splashed thank you on your face.
Xie You's anger, he obviously doesn't know what it is, it's just an ordinary game, if Guan Yao and Zhao Zekai are on the other side, he will let them pour it out no matter how many times he doesn't notice any problems, they are all adults, they are all the effects of the show, what is there to play Great.
But the opposite is Bucheng!How can Bucheng!How dare!
Well, there's nothing he can't dare to do, and nothing he can't do.
Zhao Zekai couldn't stand it anymore, and shook his head, "Brother, you must have never stepped on shit when you were young."
Yu Wen, who was eating the cake, patted him on the head, "I'm eating, what are you talking about?"
In the last round, Xie You refused to admit defeat in the spirit of a man who could be killed but not humiliated.
"rock-paper-scissors."
One scissors, one piece of cloth.
Just as Lu Xiaoer took off, Xie You had already taken water and poured it on the gate of Bucheng with precision.
Not a drop left.
Lu Xiaoer's cheering hands stopped in the air, and it took him a long time to react.
"Ah, so it was you who lost."
The whole room burst into laughter.
Even the director team couldn't help laughing.
Xie You splashed so hard, half of his hair was wet, there was not a drop left in the whole cup, it was all on Bucheng's face, and it is still dripping water.
Lu Xiaoer's heart skipped a beat, and she cried out inwardly, it's over.
Since when did Mr. Tangtang look so embarrassed!
Xie You and Guan Yao clapped their hands together, turned around and laughed.
Xie You's hair was also dripping wet. The afternoon sun was shining, and the water droplets on the hair were clearly reflected one by one. Bucheng couldn't help but look at it for a while.
Xie You tilted his head and raised his eyebrows provocatively.
"Okay next group."
Only then did Bucheng leave, and Xie You and Zhao Zekai had another round to come.
In the end, Zhao Zekai's group lost.
Zhao Zekai hugged Xie You's thigh, "Brother woo woo, you must be cheating, brother Bu Cheng gave you any benefits, you let him."
Xie You and Zhao Zekai rock-paper-scissors, Zhao Zekai really never won.
Xie You couldn't help laughing, and he didn't know why he lost so badly with Bucheng.
When Xie You stepped off the stage, he almost tripped. Bu Cheng saw it with his eyes, but he was too far away to pass.
Steady Xie You's waist, "Be careful."
Xie You said thank you.
Guan Yao smiled, and wiped Xie You's waist with his hand, "You're welcome."
Bucheng looked at it for a long time before turning his gaze back.
In the second game of the first round, the world blossoms.
The name is mysterious, but the rules are actually simple. Each of the three groups has a big ball and a basket of small balls. First step on the small balloons on the ground, and then use the pins on the top of the head to pierce the big balloons. Of course, you must jump to get them.The big balloon is filled with colorful ribbons, so in terms of visual effects, it is a very good variety game.
Xie You was amazed at the speed of setting up the scene of the program group, and they had already set it up when they arrived.
Guan Yaoyu asked Lu Xiaoer to step on the balloon, Xie Youbucheng and Zhao Zekai waited to tie the balloon.
The balloon is easy to break, and it is easy to break, but it is not so easy to step on it.
Yu Wen, Lu Xiaoer and the two girls were naturally not as straightforward as Guan Yaolai.
Guan Yao got up and gestured yes to Xie You, Xie You immediately jumped up and began to tie his own balloon.
People are tall and can be touched with a jump, but the walls of balloons that are bigger than people are thick, and they can't be broken without a little effort.
Lu Xiaoer looked back, and immediately panicked, "Brother Cheng!! Stop him quickly, don't let him prick you!"
Bucheng was unable to support his forehead, thinking that you should hurry up and step on the balloon.
He looked at Lu Xiaoer who still had nearly half of the balloons, and then looked at Yu Wen who was working hard on the other side, and he was almost finished stepping on it.
Sighing, he walked over slowly, grabbing Xie You's arm.
Xie You's desire to win was completely aroused, even though one hand was pulled by someone, he could still jump up, and the higher he jumped, the higher he jumped.
When Zhao Zekai saw Bucheng coming to make trouble, he also realized, oh so it can be done like this, so he also came over, squatting on the ground and pulling the corner of Xie You's clothes.
Xie You couldn't laugh or cry, he jumped away from them.
It's coming!This time it will be broken!
then……
And then no then.
He jumped halfway and was hugged by Bucheng, and he was dragged down abruptly.
Xie You wanted to laugh and cry, and turned to the director team over there, "Can woc still do this?"
Of course, the director team likes to be lively and anti-routine, as long as there is something to watch, "I didn't say no."
Lu Xiaoer gave Bucheng a thumbs up, "goodjob. Hold on tight, brother Cheng! Wait for me!" and hurriedly turned back to step on the balloon.
Xie You couldn't help but shouted, "Guan Yao."
Seeing that Xie You was trapped, Guan Yaoyan quickly came to the stage to help Xie You, "Is Mr. Bu being kind?"
Guan Yao was going to move Bucheng's hand. Bucheng had just hugged him in a vague way, but now he tightened his arms completely, and they fit seamlessly.Xie You didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was also struggling, and he pulled the two arms on his waist with both hands.But He Bucheng was so strong that he couldn't move at all.
"Are you so rambunctious? Smelly brat."
As soon as this remark came out, both of them were stunned for a moment, Xie You was startled, and hoped that because of the confusion, others did not hear the "smelly brat".
It seems that they have just realized what they are doing now. They use variety shows as an excuse to get intimate in front of everyone's eyes.
But this kind of tacit secret feeling is addictive, Bucheng even clenched his hands again, lowered his head, and leaned on Xie You's shoulder, his breath fell on Xie You's ear, warm and itchy.
Xie You kept saying things like "foul", "let go" and "reckless", but the two hands trying to pull the man's arm apart didn't use any force at all.
He laughed and laughed along with them, he couldn't help himself, whether it was because he was having fun, or for some other reason, probably only he knew.
Zhao Zekai hugged one of Xie You's thighs, Bucheng hugged Xie You's waist tightly, and couldn't break free at all. Guan Yao made a plan, tore off the pin cover from Xie You's head, and pinned it on his own head. to jump.
Xie You's eyes widened, "Great."
Yu Wen has already come up over there, squatting on the ground like Zhao Zekai and pulling the corner of Guan Yao's clothes, "Ze Kai, hurry up!"
Lu Xiaoer also just finished stepping on the balloon, "Brother Cheng! It's over!"
In the panic, Xie You saw Zhao Zekai get up and jump up, and Bu Cheng let go and jumped up too. The other people were in a hurry to drag the people from other groups down, and the scene was very flustered for a while.
In the confusion, it was unclear who hit the balloon, and who sprained his foot, pulling the whole group down by the way.
Six people fell to the ground one after another, lying in a mess.
Xie You and Bu Cheng were very close, when they fell, Bu Cheng happened to be lying sideways on top of him, and their eyes were facing each other.
Xie You was smiling, sincerely, the kind of smile that only appears when you really have fun.
"You're crushing my foot."
"You pulled my hair out."
"Asleep, I'm egged."
"Who said that just now?"
……
The laughter continued.
All the colorful ribbons in the balloon fell down, they were bright red, covering the sky like a sea of roses.
There was emotion in Bucheng's eyes that Xie You couldn't see clearly, but he always felt that if there was no one else around, Bucheng would have to kiss him.
"Okay, the world is blooming, and Xie You, Guan Yao's group wins."
When Zhao Zekai heard this, he got up gruntingly, "Obviously I did it?"
Yu Wen tapped his forehead, "This is the balloon from Xie You's team. I don't know if it's a special smell or something. You all come here and stick it."
Lu Xiaoer tugged at Bucheng's sleeve, "Brother Cheng, you can't be confused too, right?"
Bucheng coughed twice and looked away.
Xie Youxiao, who remembers the original rules in the chaotic scene just now, but for some reason, Xie You thinks this kind of Bucheng is particularly pleasing.
Finally some fireworks, he thought.
Second round, redraw.
The six people who had a good time were no longer in the mood of lack of interest just now, and became active one after another.
"Bucheng Xie You, Guan Yao and Lu Xiaoer, Yu asked Zhao Zekai."
Yu asked, "Why is it still this idiot?"
Zhao Zekai: "Sister!"
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