I'm not a scumbag

"The blind carry the lame, and the straw transfers." The director said the name of the game.

Xie You: "..." It doesn't sound like a good game.

"Left, left, no, no, no, right, right!" Xie You lay on Bucheng's back, commanding indiscriminately in a hurry.

Bucheng first took a step to the left and then a step to the right.

"No, no, you go back a little first."

Bucheng: "..."

After going back and forth dozens of times, they only walked out less than one meter.The other two groups have gone five meters and are still going smoothly.

"It's not right to lift your left foot, but your right foot."

Bucheng: "..."

Bucheng stood still.

"Why are you nervous?" he said, his voice sounded like a sigh of an idiot.

Xie You choked, yes, why are you nervous?

If Guan Yao carried him on his back, he would be able to explain the route clearly in one breath.

"Let's talk after you think about it." Bucheng lifted the man onto his back.

Xie You also climbed up with his strength, put his arms around the man's neck, and hugged him well.

Xie You took a deep breath, "Ahem, okay, ready, let's go."

"Raise your left foot."

Bucheng raised his left foot.

"Well, turn left half a circle."

Bucheng followed suit.

"Look down."

Bucheng followed suit.

Seeing to be on the right track.

Xie You breathed a sigh of relief, "It's the second checkpoint, go to the left two times, bah, right, then raise your left foot, no, right foot."

Bucheng: "..."

Xie You: "..."

Xie You was a little guilty and a little funny, he couldn't help laughing out loud, how could Bucheng, who was carrying him, not know that he was laughing, Xie Youxiao's whole chest was shaking.

Xie You felt that he was too shameless, and couldn't help laughing here if he didn't do the task well, so he endured it.

Can't help it.

He supported Bu Cheng's shoulders, bent his waist, buried his face in the neck of the man unconsciously, his body was shaking from laughing.

Bucheng: "..." He didn't understand what was so funny.

"What should I do, you carry me on your back, I'm nervous." Xie You almost forgot that he was still wearing a mic.

Bucheng felt speechless at first, but for some reason at that time, he was infected by Xie You's idiot mood, and couldn't help but chuckled.

So Xie You laughed even wider.

"Okay, everyone else has reached the end." Bucheng said.

Sometimes laughing inexplicably is itself a joke, Lu Xiaoer and Zhao Zekai laughed, "Brother You is stupid? Start laughing all of a sudden?"

Xie You's unstoppable laugh was in stark contrast to Bu Cheng's helpless expression, and the director team couldn't help but start to giggle.

Guan Yao looked at the two people who were still in the obstacle pile, and looked at Xie You buried in Bucheng's neck, with his arms around his neck, with a profound expression.

In the final statistical results of all games, Xie You, Guan Yao lost once, and Zhao Zekai lost once to Yu Wen.

Although Xie You doesn't know how this thing is counted, he guesses that the program group decides internally, and he still thinks that Bucheng is definitely stuffed with money.

"Xie You, Guan Yao, is in charge of supper tonight, and Zhao Zekai, Yu Wen, is in charge of breakfast for the six of us tomorrow." The director team set off the task.

"Does that mean we do it?" Yu asked.

"Yes."

Yu Wen thought about Zhao Zekai, "Can you cook?"

Zhao Zekai shook his head.

"Okay, then let's prepare to poison them tomorrow—" Yu Wen was impassioned.

Guan Yao asked Xie You, "Can you cook?"

"Noodles are still acceptable." Xie You said.

After finishing speaking, he glanced at Bucheng who was standing on the other side. His noodles were really good. At the beginning, someone refused to eat the noodles when he saw the messy noodles. After eating, he still came to thank him with a shy face. Did you say "Is there any more"?

"Then I will trouble you, and I will help you." Guan Yao said.

It's almost nine o'clock in the evening after returning from the dinner party. No wonder the VIPs in the program group are preparing supper. The dinner party I just attended vividly shows what is called.

Can see but not eat.

No matter how full you are.

There is no difference between six people and eating two vegetable leaves.

Fortunately, this dinner was funded by the program group, in order to shoot the antique palace full of western flavor.

Otherwise, with just a few green vegetables worth a thousand yuan, they wished they could kill themselves with a piece of tofu.

The other four went to their respective rooms to wash and change clothes, preparing for tomorrow's itinerary.

Foreign countries are different from domestic ones. Although Xie You hasn't been to many places in China, they are almost the same everywhere. He has been to several geological and landforms back and forth, and he is more or less uninterested.

However, Mexico enjoys the reputation of the Kingdom of Colors, the Kingdom of Fairy Tales, the Kingdom of Mystery, and the Kingdom of Adventure. Whether it is Mexico City, Cancun, or Pink Lake, Guanajuato, and the Mayan ruins everywhere, it is quite worth seeing.

The two stops they will go to tomorrow are "Ikkil sinkhole" and "Pink Lake".

Xie You rolled up his sleeves and took out all the ingredients, shredded pork, green peppers, sauerkraut juice, cabbage, and various seasonings.

The house that Bucheng is looking for is really good. The kitchen is twice the size of an ordinary kitchen. It has all kinds of utensils. If he has time, he can even bake a cake.

Guan Yao crossed his arms, stood aside and looked at him, "Do you need me to help you with anything?"

"How about washing the vegetables?" Xie You said.

"it is good."

Guan Yao went to wash the green peppers and onions, and Xie You lit the fire and started cooking the noodles.

"I don't see that you can cook." Guan Yao chatted.

"I can only make noodles." Xie You said with a smile. "I spend a lot of time alone, and occasionally I have to eat something normal after eating too much takeaway."

Guan Yao said yes.

"Don't your stars have assistants?"

"Yes, but people can't stay with me every day." Xie You said, especially when he was down, the company even wanted to transfer Little K away in order to save human resources, but Little K refused, but was forced by capital. pressure, so only one person can be the assistant of two people.

Later, another celebrity changed jobs, and he returned to Xie You's side.

At that time, Xiao K also said righteously, life is Brother You's soul, and death is Brother You's ghost.

Thinking of the past, Xie You couldn't help but smile.

Guan Yao looked sideways at the smile on his mouth, "You are very different from what was said on the Internet."

"It's been said that there aren't many screen images, so it's true." Xie You said.

Guan Yao said yes.

Xie You's hands are sore, the last game of the day is still exhausting, and his back is sore, this will only show it.

"Tsk, sour."

Guan Yao saw it, "Anyway, I'm fine, why don't you cook, and I'll give you a back kick."

Just as Xie You was about to say no, Guan Yao had already walked behind him.

Xie You would be wearing a short t-shirt, because his arms were moving and his shoulder bones were clearly defined, and he could be seen shrugging up and down, and the loose clothes made his lower body look thinner.

Guan Yao first patted his back, and Xie You felt relieved for a while.

"Learned?" Xie You asked.

"Where, I'm overwhelmed." Guan Yao smiled.

After knocking for a while, he began to pinch his shoulders, and after a while, he began to pinch his back. From the back down, he pressed down inch by inch, and his hands slid all the way to Xie You's waist.

Guan Yao was absent-minded for a while, putting his hands there and reluctant to move them away.

Xie You turned around, "What's wrong?"

"Ah, no, I think you are quite thin." Guan Yao said.

Xie You smiled, "Just kidding, can you not lose weight even if you are not allowed to eat enough?"

Guan Yao also smiled, jokingly relieved a lot of embarrassment, seeing that Xie You didn't feel much disgusted, Guan Yao's hand stayed longer, and his body involuntarily moved forward a little.

He wanted to touch this waist that day, but he guessed right.

Tsk, this feeling.

But after not staying for long, Guan Yao's selfishness was interrupted by the four people who came to wait for the meal.

"Brother, are the noodles ready?" Zhao Zekai was the fastest to enter.

Guan Yao paused for a moment with his hand, and quickly retracted it, but felt that his posture at the moment was not normal, so he quickly moved his hand to the person's shoulder, and squeezed it.

"Brother Yao doesn't know how to cook, so you're helping Brother You beat his back?"

"Yes." Guan Yao narrowed his eyes and smiled.

Guan Yao's eyes fell on Bu Cheng who was behind Zhao Zekai, he tried to figure out the look on the man's face, and thought, sure enough.

Guan Yao smiled, it's strange, the two amateurs invited by a variety show plotted against one of the stars, who would believe it?

It just happened.

He really didn't expect Tangtangbu to be a bend, his radar can only detect that Xie You is a bend, and he is a bend like him, he thinks it is less emotional than Mensao and less talk step city.

His chances are greater.

So he was open and aboveboard under people's eyes, and moved closer to Xie You.

Xie You, the chef, did the cooking by himself after he had arranged the food for other people. There was still an empty seat next to Guan Yao, so he took the opportunity to sit down. After he sat down, he found that Bucheng was still standing.

"You don't want to eat?" Xie You asked.

Xie You looked around, oh, there were no stools, what a coincidence, there were exactly five stools, so Xie You stood up and went to pull another stool.

Just as Xie You was about to take his seat, Bu Cheng grabbed him with one hand, "Sit over there."

Xie You was puzzled, feeling baffled that sitting was not sitting.

But I didn't ask too much.

So Bucheng sat down between Xie You and Guan Yao.

Guan Yao secretly laughed inwardly, it would be no wonder that he could win against such a kid's jealous trick.

He is sure that he can sleep with Xie You during this trip, or if he can't get it these few days, he can at least keep in touch with Xie You, there is always a chance, he thought.

The next day, the first stop is Ikkir Tiankeng, the gate of reincarnation in Mayan legend.

Tiankeng is located on the Valladolid peninsula, ten kilometers away from the Mayan Pyramid of Richchen Itza. It was a place used by the ancient Mayans for sacrifices and was considered by them to be the gate of reincarnation after death.

But it is actually just a tiankeng formed by volcanic activity. Unlike other tiankengs, there is a water area under this tiankeng, which is very suitable for swimming in summer, especially the thrill of falling from a high place is very exciting.

The walls around the tiankeng are also covered with vines, hanging from the top of the tiankeng, adding a bit of mystery, just like a fairyland fairyland.

Those with strong arms can even swing in the air while playing in the water while pulling vines.

The changing room was narrow, it was almost a room for two people, there was nothing to choose just to change clothes, it made people feel unnatural to choose, Guan Yao moved quickly, and followed Xie You into a room.

Don't forget to look back at Bucheng.

Xie You and Guan Yao chatted while changing clothes. There was no camera, and they turned off the microphone for the time being.

Xie You turned his back to Guan Yao and took off his shirt. Guan Yao's eyes swept over every inch of Xie You's skin like snakes.

What he thought was really right, Xie You's figure is first-class, no matter if he is a 1 or a 0.

He thought, if he goes to Xie You or Xie You goes to him, he won't suffer.

He just wanted to sleep with Xie You.

Guan Yao's Adam's apple couldn't stop rolling up and down.

I forgot to change my clothes.

I don't know how much time passed, when Guan Yao felt that if he didn't look away, he was going to do something great, Xie You put on his clothes, turned around, and smiled at him.

The smile on the corner of his mouth was a bit ironic and joking, too bright and even a little dazzling, Xie You's eyes were bright, Guan Yao suddenly had a strange feeling, as if Xie You could see him from the inside out through.

He heard Xie You talk.

"Don't look, this place is really not suitable for a contract."

[The author has something to say: I am a good swimmer! 】