Spoof Hunter-Siyi BL Short Stories

Who is Illumi?

He is the proudest eldest son of the Dadike family.

At the same time, Illumi is also the lover of Hisoka, a fake spider of the Phantom Troupe.

Speaking of Hisoka...

Thinking that after Hisoka took off his makeup, he was still a handsome man.Not only that, but even his strength is top-notch!Although it is not enough to call the wind and rain, at least there is no need to worry about food and clothing.Of course, these were all things before he met Illumi.

He has never bothered about money, and he has had a good time.Back then, Hisoka’s motto in life was “Money is not a problem”; but now Hisoka can only be reduced to a dependent family, and the amount of deposits in his bank account fluctuates every month.Finally, at the end of the month, he had spent all the money in the bank, becoming one of the representative characters of the standard 'I have no money'.

可怜他西索，自从爱上了揍敌客家族的长子伊路米，那个出了名沉鱼落雁的守财奴美人之后，就开始每天都被迫变成'为钱烦恼为钱愁'的血淋林例子up.

'A gentleman loves money and gets it in a proper way. It's better to separate the money between lovers! '

Illumi firmly believes in this statement, after all, this is one of his life beliefs and mottos.Therefore, Illumi always spends the money of his lover Hisoka without any guilt, and hides all the money he earns in his private bank account.

Huh?What? !Do you think that Illumi is not the same as what he is, and what he says is different from what he does?Oh please!Of course not.I don't know how sincere Ilumi is!In fact, the victim Hisoka was already tired of asking this similar question repeatedly.If you are really curious, let's take a look at how Illumi answered Hisoka!

Every time Illumi asks Hisoka for family, Hisoka always has a bitter face and asks wonderingly: "Illumi, don't you have the financial ability to make money yourself? Then why are you Still always spending my money? Don’t you always say that a gentleman loves money and gets it in a proper way, and is it better to separate the money between couples? If that’s the case, why do you still treat me like this? You love your money, and I love mine too~!"

And every time this happens, Illumi always speaks out loudly, and responds to Hisoka with the same words confidently.

"Hisuo, although I love you very much, it's better to divide the money clearly. In short, you remember it for me! In order to maintain our relationship better and achieve the goal of long-term time, we still adhere to the consistent In one sentence: your money is mine, and my money is mine. You are my man, and you should pamper me, love me and make money for me to spend. So, I am willing to spend your money, you should Feel honored, happy and face-saving! As for the management and distribution of money~~~ Let’s make a clear distinction, my money..."

"It's yours, all the money is yours!" Hisoka took the initiative to answer.

Illumi finally gave a satisfied smile. "Smart~!"

After looking at the beauty Yilumi's perennially paralyzed face, she rarely showed such a seductive smile...

Hisoka thought to himself: "If spending a lot of money can win a smile from a beautiful woman, it's worth the money~!"

But also because of this, Hisoka began to make money desperately every day, just to make Illumi smile ~ everything has its price, and this small sacrifice is comparable to the miracle of the world compared to Illumi Judging by the smiles of the landscape, all the hard work and sacrifices are well worth it!

In this way, Hisoka's busy money-raising operations gradually escalated to the point that very people can understand!

In other words, Hisoka, who happened to meet God one day, had such a deep dialogue with God.

Hisoka: "How long is the first century of God to you?"

God: "In the blink of an eye."

Hisoka: "How much is [-] million to you?"

God: "A dime."

Hisoka: "Then please give me a dime~"

God: "Then just wait patiently for me to blink!"

Hisoka: ... (speechless)

Hisoka's internal activity OS: '@%##@$...'

Sure enough, the responsibility of raising a family can be described as very heavy.

In order for Illumi to have a happy life...

Hisoka will spend the rest of his life working hard for Iraq~

[end of short story]