Spoof Hunter-Siyi BL Short Stories

Hisoka and Illumi, the sweet and loving Xiyi CP's latest love is about vigorous and inseparable.Although because of Illumi's work relationship and Hisoka's crazy interest in cultivating "fruit", the two of them are usually busy on their own.However, Hisoka would entangle Illumi whenever there was free time, and he couldn't run away no matter how hard he tried.

In order to facilitate the meeting, Hisoka tried his best to persuade Illumi to live with him.Yes, you read or heard right, it is cohabitation!To be honest, when I heard this suggestion for the first time, Illumi also seemed very conflicted.After all, although men and women are different, in fact, men and women are also different.Illumi feels that there is a big gap between himself and Hisoka in all aspects!Whether it's attitude, outlook on life, interest, or cultural level... In short, the two of them have very different personalities.However, in the end Illumi was defeated by Hisoka's "persistence" and decided to live with Hisoka.

What?Are you curious about Hisoka's 'persistence'? !

Hmm~ It's okay, just listen to me slowly.

On the first day, Hisoka promised that he would handle the housework every day in the future.

Of course Illumi refused.Who would be tempted by such a suggestion when hiring an hourly cleaner can fix it?

The next day, Hisoka promised that he would prepare all three meals in the future, which of course refers to ordering takeaway.

Illumi naturally looked very dismissive of this suggestion.

On the third day, Hisoka sent a bunch of chocolates for snacks and desserts, and promised to purchase regularly every day in the future to ensure that Illumi can have enough food reserves when he is at home.

Hmm~ When it comes to favorite desserts and snacks, Illumi can't help but feel a little excited.But soon, Illumi refused again.

I still remember what Illumi said at the time...

"Boring! Although I haven't lived with you yet, there are already regular delivery staff who will prepare all my favorite food regularly." Of course, the expenses that Illumi refers to here are all borne by Hisoka of.Since the benefits of cohabitation and non-cohabitation are the same, it is even less convincing.Therefore, Illumi refused again decisively with an arrogant face.

After that, Illumi received lobbying calls and text messages from Hisoka every moment of every day, and this breathless way of persecution made Ilumi extremely disturbed.Finally, the good-tempered Illumi couldn't stand it anymore, and directly got angry at Hisoka!

Hisoka, who was emotionally frustrated, was depressed for a long time, and finally one day he suddenly came up with a good idea!

Seeing Hisoka, he said to Yilumi with a pitiful, cute bun face expression: "Yilu, let's live together! I promise to be your punching bag when you are angry every day unconditionally, No matter what you need, I will definitely be there for you. Also, I am willing to hand over to the family unconditionally every day!"

Illumi, who has always been known for his facial paralysis, his eyes lit up at the time, he only hesitated for half a second, and then said in a steady voice: "After living together, I will keep your bank passbook and pocket money. I'll control it. No problem!"

Hisoka hesitated for a second, two seconds, and finally nodded at the third second and said yes!

"Then you are willing to live with me?" Hisoka finally smiled.

But Yilumi shook his head again, and said, "I still have conditions."

"Huh?! It's okay, just say it! No matter what the conditions are, I will do my best to achieve them!"

Illumi showed a seductive smile rarely seen in a century, and replied: "The family rules are made by me, and you must abide by them unconditionally."

"Of course, of course! Of course!"

"Every word I say, you must obey unconditionally!"

"Of course, of course! That's a must!"

"For the sake of your obedience, let's live together~!"

Finally, Illumi agreed.

In this way, the wonderful couple, Illumi and Hisoka, started an unprecedented cohabitation life~

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However, nothing is absolute.

There is a saying: It is difficult to meet and live together.

In order to get used to their own living habits, both of them suffered a lot, and each complained that it was too much.

Compared with Hisoka's clinginess, Illumi is more tolerant of loneliness.Anyway, Illumi and Hisoka, the two of them are living life to the fullest every day.Quarrel and bicker, and then stage a full-scale martial arts!In a certain dispute, the two of them adhered to the good upbringing of "a gentleman does not move his mouth", and finally succeeded in turning the family upside down~!

After that, they spent a lot of money redecorating and repairing the house, buying furniture and so on.Illumi was very troubled and heartbroken by this!As long as it's money-related and spent on something he doesn't think is 'worth it', he'll go crazy~!

The only good thing is that in order to divert their attention away from themselves, both of them have developed their own favorite interests.The interest Hisoka chose to continue and delve into is naturally: cultivating his delicious little fruit.Of course, the 'fruit' referred to here is a living prey, not 'eat' with the mouth.It's also "eating the stomach", but there are many ways to eat it.

On the other hand, compared to Hisoka's unnutritious taste of 'cultivating fruits', Illumi thinks her hobbies are more noble and cultured.Illumi, the eldest son from a world-renowned black and white family of beating enemy killers, really thinks that his cultural accomplishment is much better than that guy Hiso.And the fact is indeed the case, because the interest that Illumi chose to cultivate is: Appreciating paintings~!

Saying that one day...

On a rare whim, Illumi wanted to buy paintings to decorate his home, so he came to a famous gallery in the city.

After browsing the gallery, Illumi finally stopped, stood in front of an artistic painting, and asked softly to the service staff standing beside him, "How much is this painting?"

The young and beautiful waitress was extremely excited, and immediately replied: "Customer, you really have a good eye! This painting is worth [-] million rings!"

Yilumi didn't even frown, and said, "Wrap it up for me."

The waitress seemed to be a little frightened, she looked very excited, and made sure again and again. "Is this true?! Customer, are you really interested in this painting?!"

Illumi naturally kept the No. [-] paralyzed expression that hadn't changed for thousands of years, and nodded. "Yes."

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【Flying sound from outside the sky, DNA messed up~】

(DNA: Wow~ The rich man is different! But, Illumi, when did you become so rich?!)

(Illumi’s mental activity at the moment: This painting is indeed a bit expensive. But forget it, it’s using Hisoka’s money anyway~!)

(DNA: It’s different to have a rich boyfriend who spoils you! =.=///)

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Looking at the smiling waitress with a good attitude, Illumi went on to say, "Although the painting you are selling is a little expensive, I still decided to buy it."

The waitress shook her head. "The things you want to buy are not expensive. Do you know that the artist who painted this painting spent more than ten years on it."

Yilumi looked carefully at the painting in front of him, and asked with a rare tone of ups and downs: "More than ten years?! Is this unlikely?"

The expressions of the waitresses are full of surprise.

"That's right, it really took more than ten years! The artist spent a total of two days to complete this painting. After that, the rest of the time is thinking about how to sell it. No Thinking of being so lucky to meet you as a customer today, thank you so much! If you are free, definitely come again~!"

Illumi was speechless and silent.

His inner activity OS at this moment: grass mud horse!If I want to return the goods now, is there still time?What a loss!Big loss!It's a big loss...

[end of short story]