[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

In later generations, there is a QQ emoticon called "the sky screams, and labor and management make their debut".It is said that this expression was adapted from Comrade Qin Shihuang's real experience when he was enshrined in Mount Tai in the 28th year of the first emperor.

According to the records in "Historical Records" written by Sima Qian, a famous historian during the sixth emperor of Qin Dynasty, the situation at that time was like this.

At the moment when the official presiding over the "Zen Ceremony" announced "the completion of the ceremony", there were sudden bursts of "thunderbolt and crackling" in the distant mountains.The strange sound was earth-shattering, and it resounded through the mountains for a long time. All of a sudden, birds and beasts rushed out in the mountains.

Before Yingzheng and others could make a countermeasure, they saw colorful rays of light appearing in broad daylight on several peaks near Liangfu Mountain. It exploded in all directions in the air, and exploded into beautiful colorful flowers, which were reflected in the air for a long time, and it took a long time before they disappeared.

At first, everyone thought that this was the end, but suddenly they saw several colorful lights sprayed into the sky on the east mountain that was not moving at all, and it turned into a huge "Qin" character in the midair.

Although this word is not like the flowers that came out before, it can stay in the air for a long time, but it is enough for those who witnessed this scene to remember this scene forever in their minds.

Seeing this scene, Hu Hai and his little friends were stunned—of course, the former was pretending; the latter was real.

The only person in the field who was not stunned was Ying Zheng, not because he was used to big scenes, but because he himself was a big scene.

The second one among the crowd to "wake up" was Hu Hai. He stood up first, bowed his hands to Ying Zheng and said, "Congratulations, my father, congratulations to my father."

"Oh? Where does the joy come from?" Ying Zheng stroked his beard calmly, looked at Hu Hai and asked.

"When the ritual is completed, a vision will appear. The sound of the beasts, the flying of the birds, the singing of the beasts, the radiance of the sun, my Daqin name appears on the top of the mountain, this is Tianrui!" Silently, Hu Hai went on again A new standard was set for later emperors to enshrine Zen. "Everything represents that you, Father, rule the universe and rule the world. It is the destiny and the will of the people. Father, ending the chaotic world and restoring the world to peace, is even more meritorious. It should be destiny."

After Hu Hai finished speaking, he took three steps back, knelt on the ground, then leaned forward with his upper body, put his hands on the ground, and put his forehead on the ground, and said loudly: "My son, I wish the emperor of the Qin Dynasty eternal prosperity and long live forever! Long live the father! !"

Hu Hai's words were like a button, instantly activating other people in the field.

Everyone knelt on the ground imitating the example, and shouted together: "I wish the great Qin emperor eternal prosperity and a thousand years! May the emperor live forever and live forever!"

Thousands of people shouted together, and the sound resounded through the sky with shocking power. There was another burst of birds flying and beasts singing together. It took a long time for it to quiet down, leaving only the lingering sound, which echoed between the sky and the earth for a long time.

Ying Zheng's mood is so exhilarating!The last time it was so cool, it was when the six kingdoms were unified and Jiuding became the emperor. I thought I would never have another chance to be so happy in this life, but I didn't expect to meet a good time again so soon.

Thinking of this, Ying Zheng couldn't help but take a deep look at Hu Hai who was kneeling on the ground, all this was brought about by the baby, he is really my little lucky star.

As a "big scene", Ying Zheng is very determined. Although his heart is so happy that he can't wait to hug the baby and kiss him, his face is still as calm as waves, no expression can be seen, he just stands solemnly, waving : "Zhuqing is flat!"

Hu Hai stood up and exchanged glances with Zhao Gao who was standing beside him. Both of them looked at each other with a smile, and quickly turned their eyes to one side.

The current scene was naturally arranged by Hu Hai and Zhao Gao in advance.

Fortunately, Ying Zheng personally gave Hu Hai a piece of land so that Hu Hai could hide and study black technology secretly.Otherwise, the firecrackers that can resound through the mountains, compared with the fireworks with more complicated patterns a few years ago, it is really hard to find a place to study.

This "Qin" character firework was just the last time he casually asked if he could use fireworks to type characters, and the craftsmen worked hard to research it.The reason why he brought it this time was that when he was going out, he vaguely felt that it might be useful, so he let Zhao Gao bring it out without any hassle, but he didn't expect not only to use it, but also to succeed.

You know, subtitle fireworks are quite cumbersome and complicated to make in this era where there is no electronic equipment to control them, and they are all handmade. I have done a few times before, but failed ten to nine times. It is really human to succeed this time. The product exploded.

As for how to get everyone to mobilize together when the ceremony is completed, it is hard to say and easy to say.

Just prepare a few mirrors, and when the ceremony is completed, let the mirrors face the sunlight and reflect it out.Although the distance between the two peaks is far enough, there is no cover in the middle, and the light reflected by the mirror is very easy, so that people on the next mountain can clearly see it at a glance.

As for whether the fraud will be recognized by others?As the saying goes, look at the mountains and run dead horses.

Don't look at the distance between the two mountains. When you run there, let alone people, even the firecrackers, fireworks and confetti on the ground have been cleaned up.

Probably because he was too excited to meet Tianrui, Yingzheng even forgot to talk to his baby about the three islands of Penglai. On the way, Wang Che was dizzy, still immersed in the crisp and refreshing feeling just now Among them, it's really wonderful!

Back at the palace at the foot of the mountain, Ying Zheng was about to invite Hu Hai to see him, but he heard that one or two of the Qilu Confucian scholars who he had left behind at the foot of the mountain came to see him.

The visitor is not good!

Yingzheng habitually wants to ask Bao Er to come and charge for him, but just as he raised his hand, he thought about it again, everyone's family is full of fathers who support his son, how can he be old when he is a father? What about throwing all the hardships and hardships to my son?no!Dad, I want to be son's pride and protect baby son!Don't you just get scolded a few times?Do I look like the kind of person who doesn't answer back when scolded?You have all forgotten, can I give birth to that little poisonous tongue man?

Ying Zheng, who was full of fatherly love, went, and then he found that the group of Confucian scholars were not reasonable creatures at all. You talked to him about the righteousness of the country and he talked to you about national sentiments. You talked to him about national sentiments and he talked to you about human ethics and common sense. , You talk to him about human ethics and common sense, and he turns around and goes to rule the country by law.

Are you guys kidding me!

After chatting for a few words, Ying Zheng found that he, who is better at doing practical things when it comes to flirting, and the group of Confucian scholars who are full of food and have nothing to do, just pondering theoretical knowledge and debating lightly when they have nothing to do, are not at all. A level creature.

It doesn't matter if they are arguing. In this debate, Ying Zheng, who really couldn't keep up with the speed of the group of Confucian scholars, was only in charge of turning around two sentences, "Am I from Qin or from Zhou?", "I am from Qin." Should I serve "Qin Li" or "Zhou Li"?", and then threw out the two chief editors of "Qin Li"—Li Si, who also studied French and Confucianism, and Shusun Tong, who was very flexible. My dear friends, I am very optimistic about you.

After two days of arguing like this, Yingzheng received good news from all the counties across the country, to the effect that "I heard that there was a real dragon when Taishan was enshrined in Zen, and I heard that there is also Tianrui. The old minister is here to wish the emperor of the Qin Dynasty eternal prosperity , Long live Qianqiu; long live long live Your Majesty."

And all the Confucian scholars also received the news that "His Majesty the First Emperor sealed off Mount Tai, met a real dragon, and received auspiciousness from heaven".

The two sides said together in their hearts, "Damn! How did this news spread so fast?"

In an era when news was spread entirely by word of mouth and there was no Internet, no TV, and no radio, if a news wanted to spread throughout the country within two days, there must be black hands behind the scenes.

On the third day, the Confucian scholars looked at Ying Zheng in a wrong way.

The news spread too fast, blame me!

Ying Zheng, who had won a complete victory in the public opinion battle, ignored the darkened faces of the Confucian scholars, stroked his beard calmly, and said, "Let's dance and dance."

"Here!" Zhao Gao responded, and then clapped his hands.

Dozens of actors and actresses in dance costumes came on stage, and after posing, they began to sing and dance.The singing skills are good, the dancing skills are good, but the content of the lyrics is a bit...

"Hahaha! Kuaitaitan, Chai Taiqing. Receive the fate and repay the heaven." Ying Zheng looked at the dark face of the Confucian scholar, patted his thigh excitedly and said: "This word is well written! Who wrote it? There are many rewards There is a reward!"

"Returning to Your Majesty, this is written by the young master after witnessing the scene of His Majesty enshrining Zen in Mount Tai." Zhao Gao said, and immediately boasted about Hu Hai's poem writing in front of the group of ministers.

Bragging too much?It doesn't matter!Just let his father be happy!Didn't you see that his father's eyes are almost shining like night pearls?

Just when Yingzheng's eyes were shining like night pearls, in the Yuefu Hall of Xianyang Palace in the distance, a blind man was playing the building in his hand while listening to the little waiter who was serving him, chirping, chirping, chirping, and chirping. With an excited face, he said the miracle of "Your Majesty Taishan Fengchan".

First, when the world was unified, the Nine Tripods, which symbolized the fortune of the emperors in the world, appeared at the same time miraculously, allowing Qin to have a son of the Dragon Shinji; Induction, there are also signs of auspiciousness from heaven, is this really a symbol of God bless Qin Emperor and God Bless Daqin, as those ignorant women and children said?

what is this?What is Yan State?What is the sacrifice of his friend Jing Ke?

In the case of a son called "Dragon Shinji", he knew that even if he succeeded in assassinating Qin, he would not be able to shake Qin's empire, but why did God protect such a tyrant?

God is unfair!

The man's fingers fluttered, and the sound of Zhusheng who pointed at him became more and more sad and indignant.

If the man is just sad and angry, then a beautiful man who is hiding in Xiapi is almost desperate.

As early as when Jiuding was born, a scheming man could still say it was a conspiracy by "judging others by himself". How could it be such a coincidence that a blind cat met a dead mouse and dug Jiuding?I heard that this little kid is the youngest son of that tyrant Ying Zheng?I also heard that this little boy is the most similar to Ying Zheng in appearance and personality, so he is quite fond of him?

Either it was a way for the little boy to seize the throne, or his father wanted to let the little boy be the second Qin, but he was afraid that the youngest son would not be able to convince the public when he ascended the throne, so it was just a crooked idea that he came up with.

Although the information obtained is limited, but in the words of the later generations, with the scheming of a man, he can make up a "180-episode dog-blood TV series that integrates seizing the heir, conspiracy, usurping the throne, family affection, and fighting" in minutes.

But now... Tianrui appeared on the top of Mount Tai!

Is this really God bless the people of Qin?

An emotion called "despair" came to the man's mind.

As far as human beings are concerned, there is no way to retreat. If you don't believe in defeat, you will just retire with the country!