[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Recently, Ying Zheng still didn't bother to ask Hu Hai about Penglai Sanxian Island.Although Xu Fu and other famous liars came to Yingzheng one after another, wanting to make peace with him about Penglai Sanxian Island, it was a pity that none of them could see Yingzheng.

Because of the future Qin II, Shinji of the Dragon, and little friend Hu Xiaozhu, he fell ill.

Fever, dizziness, headache, sweating, thirst, standard symptoms of heat and cold.In modern society, if you catch a cold, you just go to a small pharmacy to buy some medicine, or if you want to see a quicker effect, you just go to the hospital to hang a bottle of water, and then take a nap.However, in the pre-Qin era when witch doctors did not separate families, and seeing a doctor basically depended on character, children's colds were a very serious illness.

Not only the imperial doctor stayed in Huhai's room all day long, but even Yingzheng...Although Yingzheng could not enter Huhai's room to ask about his health in order to prevent "sickness", it did not prevent him from moving his nest to an outside room of Huhai's room. , sneaking around to approve official documents, meeting ministers, and resting by myself, my spirit was a little listless. The only time when I was refreshed was when I heard that there was something strange about the baby in the room, and I immediately got bloody The same full state is restored.

If the bear is sick, he will be sick, and if he is sick, he will make trouble for others.Because of the request of the imperial doctor, the medicine has to be taken every three hours, and the anti-human medicine in Huang Lian is added to the medicine. If it is time to take the medicine, when the bear child is awake, in order not to worry the father outside. He will still drink the medicine obediently.If it's time to take the medicine, unfortunately it's when the bear is sleeping... He doesn't cry or make noise, but he just clenches his teeth so that you can't feed it even if you die, wondering if he is really asleep or fake.

As a family of princes and kings that has been passed down for more than 600 years, the imperial physician of the Qin State has naturally seen such scenes.According to the usual practice, all you need to do is find a soft, sweet and cute girl, and feed her medicine mouth to mouth... Yes, it's the kind of plot in TV dramas, and it can be done easily.Generally speaking, after feeding the medicine, the cute girl is the other party's person.

Originally, it should be so.

But Ying Zheng took a look at the one Zhao Gao found. It is said that there is a word "Jiao" in the name, a cute and cute soft girl, and then think about the day when the bear child said, "Father is more innocent and kind than Gillian." If he said that, his heart suddenly became angry, and he pointed to the nurse next to him and said, "Hua Ji, come and feed me."

According to the tradition of the Qin State, every son and princess was born with a set of standard configurations - a wet nurse, several maids in the palace, and a standard configuration of foreign teachers and internal teachers when they grow up.

Xiongzi's nanny Hua Ji is also in her 30s this year. Although she is not very old, and although Xiongzi does not have Jia Baoyu's idea of ​​"a married woman is a fish-eyed bead", Hua Ji puts it in this It is indeed the age to be a grandmother, and it is also necessary to ask her to feed medicine to the bear...

"Ah! I'm awake! No...no need to feed!" Hu Hai yelled, opened his eyes timidly, and looked at Ying Zheng, who was standing at the door and looking at him, sneering at him in spite of himself, Quietly pulled the quilt up to the nose, covering most of the face, leaving only a pair of eyes outside, and said in a buzzing voice: "My son...I...I...My son...Father...Dear Father... woo woo... my body hurts... my whole body hurts... my bones hurt..."

This kind of legal, reasonable and reasonable opportunity to kiss a girl was cut off abruptly, and replaced by an aunt!Is this my dear father?People work!

Hu Hai blinked, and forcefully squeezed out two tears. This is not a lie. It is normal for the bones to hurt after a high fever for a day, but it is not as painful as he said, "Dad, come and blow me up! It doesn't hurt anymore!" Hu Hai said pitifully while reaching out to Ying Zheng.

Because of illness, Hu Hai's already pink and tender voice has become soft and cute like a kitten, and from time to time he imitates the appearance of a bichon frizz and yells a few times, although he knows that this cat The little bear was probably pretending, but Ying Zheng walked over obediently in desperation.

"Hmph! You're not good at all! Let you go to the beach to play! Let you play in the water! Do you have a cold? Do you feel better after taking medicine?" Ying Zheng put Hu Hai's teddy bear on the pillow as he spoke. Let Hu Hai sit on it, and help him pull up the quilt, and it is sure that the cover will not leak air, so I continue to think about it.

It turned out that after finishing the consecration of Zen from Mount Tai, Yingzheng continued eastward along the Bohai Sea, passing through Huangju and Xixian counties, and climbed to the highest point of Chengshan and the peak of Zhifu.According to the usual practice, Ying Zheng left a carved stone on it to praise the virtues of Great Qin.And when he finished engraving the stele on his front foot, his bear child left a sentence: "If the mountain is not high, there will be immortals; if the water is not deep, there will be dragons. Chengshan was originally just a nameless hill. It can be considered that the real dragon has descended with aura."

The brat is getting more and more familiar with the business of making dragon farts, but Ying Zheng, who is stroking his beard and smiling without saying a word, always feels that something is wrong.

Of course, Ying Zheng has no front and rear eyes.Naturally, I don’t know that after more than 2000 years, the stone carvings he left on Chengshan Mountain have become blurred due to the passage of time. Instead, they are two sentences written by a brat, which not only become a must-quote for elementary and middle school students when writing landscapes in Chinese. The famous sentence is also the slogan of Fu City's tourism promotion for future generations.

Thinking about it is really frustrating!

After staying in Zhifu for a few days, Yingzheng traveled all the way south to Langya.

For Hu Hai, Langya is a very famous place, and it is here that "the drunken man does not care about wine, he cares about the mountains and rivers".

So student Hu Xiaozhu really went to choose a place with beautiful scenery, built a pavilion and drank a meal, after drinking, he started drinking crazy, insisting on going to the sea to catch big fish, and then...then... ...was lying on the bed.

"Woooo...Dad...Dear dad, I will never imitate you again...Woooo...It's not easy to be a literati..." Recalling his drunk appearance, Hu Hai hugged Ying Zheng and cried, "Woooo", I feel that I have no hope of continuing to copy Li Bai. A person who is not a human being when he is drunk, can "Doujiu Poems" after being drunk?Isn't this telling others that you are copying?

"Be good! Don't cry, don't cry! Be careful and don't move! Don't catch a cold anymore!" Ying Zheng pushed Hu Hai back into the bed, then took the medicine bowl from Zhao Gao, picked up a spoonful of medicine with a spoon, and gently After blowing, he handed it to Hu Hai's lips and said, "Come on! Drink the medicine!"

"Father, it's fine for the son to come by himself." Hu Hai stretched out his hand, wanting to fetch the tea bowl.

Holding the medicine bowl and drinking it in one gulp is the correct posture for taking medicine.What to drink with a spoon, that is...

"Father! I'll drink! Can't I drink it?" Seeing Ying Zheng's expressionless but murderous eyes, Hu Hai slapped his chest and said impassionedly, "Qin Shihuang, who is so wise and powerful, is giving me medicine. , How can I not know what is good or bad? I will drink! I must drink it!"

Ying Zheng looked at Zhitian and swore to read his lines for a long time, but Hu Hai, who refused to drink the medicine, stretched out his hand and stuffed a spoonful of medicine into Hu Hai's mouth, "Aren't you feeding poison? Why are you so bitter and bitter?"

"Woohoo ... your dad ..." You might as well feed poison, at least fast and fierce, there is no side effect, you die after drinking, and you don't feel it when you die.

After Hu Hai forced himself to drink the medicine in his mouth, he immediately went to Ying Zheng to ask for a second bite. The speed of his movements was comparable to that of a bichon bear family who heard the lunch bell ring.But he was in a hurry, but Ying Zheng was not in a hurry. He gave Hu Hai a mouthful of medicine, then took a spoon and stirred it in the bowl twice, then slowly put a small spoon on the spoon, blew a few mouthfuls on his lips, and then swallowed slowly. Swallowed it and handed it to Hu Hai.

Fog Grass!What about the pet article?What about father and son?Woohoo!Father, my son doesn't love you anymore!Mother and concubine of the kingdom of heaven, take your children and ministers with you!

There was light mist in Hu Hai's eyes, and he looked pitifully at Ying Zheng who was blowing medicine.

"Hmph! I won't teach you a lesson. I don't think you will grow up! You have suffered a lot this time, and I think you will dare to go to the mountains to drink next time! Go into the sea! Catch fish!" Ying Zheng didn't feel sorry for Hu Hai at all. Moved by his bitter plan, he snorted coldly and said, "You brat who wants to die!"

As the young master of Daqin, it’s okay if he just pretends to die. Anyway, as long as he is there, no matter how he tries to die, he can always protect this brat; died.

But what happened this time reminded Ying Zheng that as he got older, his ability to kill others also increased. He used to only kill others, but now he started to kill himself.

rely on it!Is it easy for your father and me to raise you?Don't talk about energy, just talk about money... Your food, accommodation, equipment, and Bichon's food, accommodation, equipment... Wait, wait, wait!You treat your father and me like this?If something happens to you, you brat, what will you ask your father to do?

If Ying Zheng knew a person named "Cao Cao" hundreds of years later, he would probably hold his hand and communicate with him, "I have worked so hard to pull shit and piss to grow up, I am smart and cute since I was a child, and I am going to inherit the throne." Unfortunately, my beloved youngest son is seriously ill and may die.” How did I feel.

"Father... I was wrong... I shouldn't do this again next time..." Hu Hai lowered his head and said apologetically.

To be honest, Hu Hai never thought that Ying Zheng would have such a big reaction.After all, he is not a brat, so he naturally knows what to do and what not to do.It's just a cold and a cold, who hasn't had it in life?Hu Hai didn't pay attention to it at all. After all, in later generations, let alone a cold, even a serious illness is nothing more than a minor illness.In addition, since he was a child, his body has been very good, and he has almost never been sick. For a while, Hu Hai even forgot how bad the current medicine is.And what he didn't expect was that his little illness would cause Ying Zheng to worry so much.

"Forget it, when did you make a mistake? Didn't it mean...it's never right next time? You always accept it humbly and never repent." Looking at Hu Hai who bowed his head in repentance, Ying Zheng turned his head silently, while thinking in his heart Tell yourself that this brat is so honest now that he just wants to avoid taking medicine, and he must not be soft-hearted, and he must teach him a lesson to impress him, "If you want to avoid taking medicine by talking sweetly, that is Impossible. With such a sweet mouth, you should see if you can make your mouth really sweet."

"Father, why are you so smart? It's so annoying!" After calming down, Hu Hai raised his head and showed a sweet smile at Ying Zheng, "Father, next time I will take good care of my body and never let it Your investment for so many years has been in vain."

Originally, Ying Zheng wanted to live in Langya for a few months, but because of Hu Hai's illness, he felt that this place was terribly unlucky. The boy hadn't been sick for so many years, and he got sick as soon as he came here. question.

So when Hu Hai recovered, the feudal superstitious man packed his son and prepared to pack it back to Xianyang.

In this life, because Hu Hai fell ill as soon as he arrived, Ying Zheng was not in the mood to carve stones on Langya, and he had no chance to receive a letter from Xu Fu after the stone carvings were completed.

As for Xu Fu and others who came to the posthouse to ask for an interview in person?Excuse me!My little darling is dying, and he recovered from his illness after a long time, and he is very dependent on me. He is not an important person, Zhao Gao, please don't pass it on to me, it's a waste of my time.