[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

In order to prevent that famous historical event, Hu Hai asked Ying Zheng to prepare four identical royal chariots this time.

"Why are you preparing so many royal chariots?" Ying Zheng muttered, while ordering Zhao Gao to prepare the royal chariots.

"Of course, what if someone breaks the seat?" Hu Hai tilted his head, looked at Ying Zheng meaningfully, and suddenly covered his mouth with one hand and his stomach with the other, and secretly sniggered.

"Be careful, be careful! Your father and I are still sitting on it! Why are you snickering? I am watching!" Ying Zheng stretched out his hand, like an eagle catching a chicken, grabbed Hu Hai, put it beside him, and stretched out his hand Grabbing his cheeks, he said, "Baby boy, what are you laughing at? Explain to me what it means to be 'broken by someone'? Hmm...explain."

As he said that, Ying Zheng didn't forget to put on a few fierce expressions at Hu Hai to scare him.

"Hehe...Father...I have something to say, it's good for everyone to know it in my heart. Saying it...how hurt...our father-son relationship..." Hu Hai said that he was not afraid at all, and Ying Zheng's fierce expression , just a paper tiger.

The m librarian said that all reactionaries are paper tigers, which can be broken at the first poke, so we should not be afraid of him.

"Do you want to say it? Don't say that the father is going to scratch your itch." Ying Zheng stretched out his hand to Hu Hai, pretending to catch him, and said with a smile: "Father knows it very well. Little Huhai is the most ticklish, he will smile cutely when he is scratched."

"Father, my son has said it many times. Please don't use it casually, it will hurt both sides. Weapons of mass destruction! My son is ticklish... What's wrong with my son's ticklishness? My father's ticklishness is not inherited from you, my father. How disgusting!" Hu Hai snorted arrogantly, looked at Ying Zheng with disgust and said, "Besides, I don't say the reason... the reason is not for the sake of my father, how are you?"

"What do you mean by 'for my own good'?" Ying Zheng squinted his eyes, looking at Hu Hai dangerously and said.

"Zheng's father has become Zheng's father. Telling this... how many girls who regard you as a male god and cry and want to give birth to monkeys for you will be sad?" Hu Hai said, while casting his eyes on side.

"Zheng's father has become Zheng's father? What does this mean?" Ying Zheng stroked his beard, wondering alone with a puzzled expression on his face.

While Ying Zheng was still thinking about what "Zheng Yang's father" was and had no time to pay attention to his own actions, Hu Hai didn't move his upper body, kept his original sitting posture, and began to move outside the house with his hands as a support.

Royal father, middle-aged hair is a bad thing!If you go on like this for a month and a half, you will have to become the moon and half son in "The Picture of Emperors of Past Dynasties" who needs a few maids to support him before he can walk!

If Jing Ke assassinates the Qin Dynasty again at this time, father, your current figure will definitely be stabbed to death every minute!

In order not to become Gu Yuehai when he grows up, Hu Hai resolutely rejected Ying Zheng's request to ride in a car, but rode his beloved snow pony every day, and led a group of guards around the king's car. Looking at it from a distance, Hu Hai looked like a grass-mud horse running freely on the Mahler Gobi.

Well, this sentence was said by Hu Hai when he saw Xiao Qiqi riding a horse, and then Ying Zheng felt that the sentence "Baby smashed" was very touching, so he used it to describe Hu Hai in a lively way.

Then again, the reason why Hu Hai suddenly started to worry about Ying Zheng's figure was of course not the reason he said that he would be disgusted by girls - for Hu Hai, the more disgusted Ying Zheng was, the better. He is his own, and no one will rob him of his father.

Hu Hai is worried about Yingzheng's body. First, it is because the body is easy to get three highs because of obesity. For the elderly in this era, it can be said that there is "no cure".In his previous life, the cause of Qin Shihuang’s death was a mystery. Apart from the unreliable and unscientific version that he was killed by himself or Zhao Gao, there is another version that he had tuberculous meningitis before, and later he got epilepsy. Occurs from time to time.

When he fell ill, Yingzheng's head hit hard on the bronze ice mirror in the car, which was used to cool off the heat, and his brain was injured, which led to the relapse of tuberculous meningitis. Although the imperial doctor tried his best to rescue him, but due to the limitation of medical conditions, Finally died in the dunes.

How did Yingzheng die? In fact, Hu Hai didn’t know. He was not a doctor in his previous life, and he didn’t conduct an autopsy on Yingzheng’s body afterwards. So he was sure that he and Zhao Gao did not do it—when Qin Shihuang was alive , No one has the guts to know anything else.

However, Hu Hai Yingzheng did not die of epilepsy, which is speculated by later generations, because in later generations, Yingzheng had to suffer from two diseases, rickets and rickets, because of poor health when he was a child, before he got tuberculous meningitis.A two-meter-tall man who can run 3000 meters in one breath without panting, and can use a sword to chop after running, you tell me that he has rickets and osteomalacia?are you kidding me?

Just because he didn't know the specific cause of Ying Zheng's death, the three-high problem caused by obesity has become Hu Hai's first problem at present. Especially in this year, people don't have a specific understanding of the diseases caused by obesity, but think it is A symbol of wealth and honor.

The most exaggerated thing is that even if I am fat, I still want to drag my slender and healthy brother into a concentration camp for fat people.

"Father, pay attention to losing weight and eat less sweets. Come and come! Take all your majesty's sweets!" Hu Hai confirmed again that there was no snacks in the king's carriage before opening the door of the carriage. With a swoop, his body jumped from the carriage that was running forward to the body of Treading who was following the carriage at the same speed.

Grasping the rein with the hand again, the body has been sitting upright with the power of the rein, and a series of movements are completed in one go, which is handsome and cool, making people dazzled.

"Father, do you want to ride a horse?" Hu Hai relied on the strength of his legs to sit on the horse safely. At the same time, he stretched out his hands, smiled and made a face at Ying Zheng and said, "Fitness! Lose weight!"

Dieting is not the root of obesity treatment, fitness is the root of obesity treatment.In order to prevent Yingyue Banzi from turning into Dead Moon Banzi, Hu Hai took pains to get his father to lose weight, but it didn't work...

"Thank you! No need!" Ying Zhenghu said with a straight face, and then closed the car door with a "bang".

bad boy!Tired do not love!Ying Zheng remembered that when he was a child in Zhao State, when others had food but he didn't, the queen mother would tell him that when his father took them back to Qin State, his father was the prince of Da Qin, and he was the son of Da Qin. You can eat whatever you want and play whatever you want.

Now, Yingzheng knows... Fairy tales are all deceitful, not to mention becoming a son, even if you become the emperor of Daqin, you still can't eat whatever you want, play whatever you want.

When I was young, I had to be taken care of by Lu Buwei and his queen mother, but I never thought that when I got old, I ruled the world for the rest of my life, and I was still taken care of by my son!What's the point?

While thinking about it, Ying Zheng secretly opened the car window and looked at the small road outside through the gap of the car window. Sometimes he galloped his horse and sometimes stopped to look back. "Hu Hai in four large characters.

It's nice to be young!While sighing, Ying Zheng took out a plate of dim sum from the dark cabinet.

Secretly hide it and eat it, my baby won't know it!

The reason why Hu Hai loves horse riding and hunting is not all for fitness, of course, the main reason is for a big event that will happen next.

According to the records of "The Benji of Qin Shihuang" - in 29 years, the first emperor traveled eastward.In the sands of waves in Bolang, Yangwu, he was frightened by bandits.Asking for it will make the world ask for it for ten days.

According to the unofficial records of the rivers and lakes, Zhang Liang, the fallen son of South Korea, cherished the hatred of destroying the country and ruining his family. He spent a lot of money to raise brave men who dared to die. Bolangsha.Intended to assassinate the first emperor.However, since Yingzheng entered politics, he has experienced countless turbulent waves, and he has long been prepared to prevent assassination.According to the appearance of his own car, he built dozens of identical cars. When he was on tour, he decided on the car and location, and changed them at any time.This trick has been tried and tested.

Zhang Liang's recruits swung out their iron awls and hit the carriage on which the concubine was riding.The idiom - hit the auxiliary car by mistake, that's where it comes from.

Now comes the problem, the 120-jin big iron shaft is thrown out by human power, and it can be accurately thrown... Hu Hai turned his head and looked at the guards who surrounded Yingzheng's four king chariots densely. The car, and it was not discovered before throwing it away, the distance between the two must be at least tens of meters away?It is a pity not to participate in the Olympics at this level if you can throw a 120-jin big iron cone dozens of meters and hit the object you want to hit accurately.

The Olympic champion only throws a discus weighing four catties, and the longest distance is only more than 70 meters.

"So, without violating the common sense of human power, Zhang Liang and that warrior should not be far away from the royal chariot of the father. But... Zhang Liang was not caught afterwards, which proves that Bo Langsha's The terrain should be very complicated. Zhang Liang is worthy of being called a "seeking saint" by later generations." Hu Hai was stationed alone on a high hill, and the five hundred soldiers who were ordered to protect him were in groups of three or four Scattered around, monitoring the situation around.

Hu Hai looked at the convoy slowly passing below, touched his chin and said to himself: "But it doesn't matter, in the last life it was Zhang Liang who had no intention of calculating. My son's net. Chen Ping..."

Hu Hai suddenly turned his head, and yelled at the young scholar who was riding a horse and following behind him, "If you were asked to assassinate the father, how would you assassinate him?"

"Ah?" Chen Ping looked at Hu Hai in horror, young master, what are you doing?I'm just a frail scholar, assassin or something?Never thought about it!Don't force you into prostitution... stab!

Also, young master, you should be sober, even if your father is really killed by you, you are too young to convince the public, and you will definitely not be the second emperor of Qin, you will only help Su for nothing!

If you want to play assassination or something, please wait a few years...at least wait until the crown tour is over!