[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Hu Hai half-closed his eyes, looked at Chen Ping, whose face was changing from sunny to cloudy, red and green, stretched out his hand and shook in front of Chen Ping, and said, "Hey, hey, hey! Wake up! Wake up! No matter what you are thinking now, Everything, take it back! Take back all your weird ideas!"

Chen Ping is good at everything, he is handsome and can coax people, and he also knows etiquette. He is a rare cultural talent under his staff.

But... this guy is a bit... For men, being lustful is not a big problem. The big problem is that this guy has a big brain, so big that Hu Hai doesn't know how to describe it, so big that Hu Hai doubts it, Chen Ping He is resourceful and has repeatedly come up with strange tricks. Is it because he has a particularly big brain that he can come up with methods that others can't think of.

For example, when Liu Bang was besieged by the Huns in Baideng, normal human beings were thinking about how to find reinforcements to rescue them, how to send troops to break out of the encirclement, how to negotiate with Maodun Shanyu, and so on. Only Chen Ping was alone...unusual On the road, he actually took a picture of a beautiful woman, ran to see Mao Dun Shanyu's wife, and threatened Yan Shi, "If Emperor Han can't break through, he is going to give the beauty in this painting to Shan Yu; if he If he can break through, he will not send paintings, but only give gold, silver and jewelry to Shan Yu."

Therefore, Yan Shi, who was afraid that he would fall out of favor after Mao Dun Shanyu had a new beauty, went to persuade Mao Dun Shanyu to retreat.

Do you think this story is weird?Hu Hai also thinks it's weird, so weird...how should I put it, anyway, whoever dares to write a novel with such a plot, just wait for it to be rejected every minute.

Therefore, Hu Hai always felt that what he heard from childhood should be the beautified version.The real version should be that Chen Ping put Yan Shi to sleep, and then touched Yan Shi's heart with a pretty face.

Just look at Zhao Ji, please don't underestimate the lethality of handsome guys on women!

"What I'm talking about is just if you understand... I know that someone is going to assassinate my father, and I also know where he will be, and how he will assassinate my father. But what I am worried about now, can I do it here?" In this incident, all the assassins were captured." Hu Hai glanced at Chen Ping angrily, and continued: "Young man, use your strange imagination and help me think about where to start arresting people."

"So it's not young master... No! Young master, please explain in more detail, Ping will do his best." Chen Ping heaved a long sigh of relief, very good, very good, working for young master, more salary, less work, close to home, soft and cute girl And the future is bright, for the time being, he has no plans to change to a new job.

If the young master really intends to do something illegal...it's not a matter of lawlessness, if in ten or so years, His Majesty is older and the young master is older, he doesn't mind gambling or something.But doing this kind of thing now, it is obvious that even if the assassination is successful, it is impossible to ascend to the throne. If the boss is really so stupid, if he doesn't run away, he will really die.

"It's not about doing your best, but you must do it." Hu Hai didn't care what strange ideas were going on in Chen Ping's mind, as long as he could help him catch Zhang Liang.

Although Zhang Liang is not the only one who is jumping outside the Six Kingdoms rebels, in Hu Hai's eyes, everyone else is just a clown who scolds "Bao Qin" every day, but no one dares to make a move. They can't fight even if the world is in chaos. Zhang Liang is the only one who fishes when the world is in chaos... Although he doesn't like it, he is worthy of the "sacred sage" praised by later generations.

The IQ is too high, it's too dangerous to hang around outside, it's fine to have an assassination from time to time, what if he can't think of school and say this dead eunuch?

Bank of China said——Western Han Emperor Wendi, who was originally a court eunuch, later accompanied the princess to the Xiongnu to get married and hated the Han Dynasty, so he turned to the Xiongnu and devoted his life to opposing the Western Han Dynasty.

"Ping will definitely do it!" Sitting on the horse, Chen Ping bowed his head and cupped his hands at Hu Hai.

"That's good. This is the map of Bo Langsha that I ordered someone to draw...it's very sloppy...you just make do with it..." Hu Hai took out a roll of paper from his horse's bag and handed it to him as he spoke. Chen Ping continued to explain, "Bolangsha is full of undulating sand dunes. Whether it is a carriage or cavalry, it is difficult to walk on it, and the progress is very slow. Moreover, the sand dunes are not bare land. It is said that there are mixed sand dunes. The grass is overgrown, and the grass is as high as people. It is no problem to hide dozens of people in it. There are swamps and puddles next to the sand dunes, and the swamps are full of reeds. After a few steps, no one can be seen. The most difficult thing is, Bolangsha is also adjacent to the Yellow River in the north and Guandu River in the south. After the assassination, no matter whether they cross the Yellow River in the north or the Guandu River in the south, it is difficult for the officers and soldiers to catch them. The assassins chose this place to assassinate, it can be said that they are clever and careful. .”

Zhang Liang's scheming is really unfathomable. His father ordered him to be arrested for so long, but he still failed to catch him. Finally, this time Zhang Liang himself will come to die, so how can he let him go?If I let it go this time, I may not have this chance next time.

"Then what form will the assassin use to assassinate? Yiping guesses that it is definitely impossible for a large group of people to rush forward." Chen Ping cast his eyes on the Qin State Guard Corps that was slowly advancing forward. The soldiers below are all The elite soldiers selected by Yingzheng from the million-strong army of the Qin State are not only close to death on the battlefield, but also all wearing armor, holding sharp knives, and strong crossbows. In the words of the young master, they are a group of "armed to A strong soldier of the teeth".

Such an army, when encountering the assassins sent by the six countries, even if they can't fight ten of them, it is no problem for one to fight five.It takes 5000 people to deal with 5000 soldiers. Whether the six countries can send [-] people will not be mentioned.If the Six Kingdoms were allowed to carry out such a large-scale mobilization under the noses of the Qin people, and the Qin people didn't even know about it, then Chen Ping would doubt how the Qin people could rule the world.

"He will hire a strong man to make a 120-jin iron vertebra, and throw the iron vertebra to the royal chariot of the father with human power." Hu Hai folded his hands behind his back and looked at the four identical royal chariots in Yingzheng's convoy with half-closed eyes. , one of the four wonderful choices is waiting for you to choose.

"Young master, if this is the case, Ping suggests that only a king's car is enough." Chen Ping smiled slightly, and then said to Hu Hai.

"Oh? You have a way to catch them all at once? It doesn't matter whether you live or die, as long as you catch them all at once." Hu Hai turned his head and looked at Chen Ping with a little surprise.

Hu Hai had an inscrutable expression on his face, but he was crying silently in his heart. After thinking for a long time, he didn't come up with a good idea. Chen Ping came up with a good idea in the blink of an eye. Is this the difference in IQ?

"We still need to go to Bolangsha to see the specific method, but we probably already have the method. Young master, please listen to me first." Chen Ping said to Hu Hai.

"No! No need! Thank you! You just say it! You can tell people everything, this place is so empty, there is no one around except my guards, no one will hear it." Hu Hai shook quickly Shaking his head, I am the one who wants to be the emperor. I am good-looking, and Chen Ping is so handsome. I have nothing to whisper to him. After thousands of years, I will definitely be dragged to the forum. The following is true love, the intimacy of those kings and their subordinates, and so on.

After chatting with Chen Ping, Hu Hai dispatched a [-]-man team to escort Chen Ping to Bolangsha first, and rode back on a pony to find his own father, and continued to chat about life, ideals, and how to lose weight.

"I don't know why. I haven't seen you for an hour. My father thinks you've lost weight again, brat." Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai who got into the car with a distressed face, grabbed the wet wipe from the maid, and wiped it for Hu Hai himself. Looking at the little face covered with dust from riding a horse, at the same time, he did not forget to tell the maids to bring up delicious and sweet snacks.

"Father..." Hu Hai looked at Ying Zheng with a half-smile.

"Then only serve delicious food, not sweet snacks." Ying Zheng wiped away the sweat in his heart.

#论甜党父亲Why did father give birth to a salty party son? #

With the help of the court lady, Hu Hai finished changing his clothes, jumped into Ying Zheng's arms with a cheer, hugged his neck, kissed him on the face and said, "Father is the best."

"Okay, okay!" Ying Zheng smiled and nodded, but his heart was already full of sadness.

What a ball of yarn!Not good at all!Scallion pancakes, scallion pancakes, bacon pancakes, and ham dumplings are simply heresies, and they should all be burned!

"Father, don't be so sad. Feed me some snacks, and I'll play a little song for you." Hu Hai said, before Ying Zheng agreed, he took out a Qin Zheng from the dark board of the carriage, and used it at will. After playing a few times with his hands, he nodded and said, "The color of the piano is not bad."

"Then you can play it." Ying Zheng thought about it seriously, probably because the brat likes to eat salty snacks, and he is worried that his hands will be oily.

Hu Hai smiled slightly, pressed his left hand on the strings, and gently plucked the strings with his right hand. A melody with beautiful melody and soft rhythm flew out from Hu Hai's fingers immediately.

"Oh... this song, I remember when you were a child and you didn't like to sleep, I used to hum this song to lull you to sleep." Ying Zheng sighed, with a hint of memory in his eyes.

At that time, Hu Hai was only a little bit big, so cute and petite, he couldn't even eat, and he had to feed him himself. Most importantly, he was stupid enough to believe what you said.

Darling, Father remembers that he never abused you. What kind of things did you go through to change from a foolish bear to a shrewd bear overnight—even though the shrewdest bear is still a bear, It's also my own baby.

"Of course, in order to practice this song well, I will give you a surprise. My son has been hiding his clumsiness for a long time, and his father still makes fun of him. Hmph! My son remembers it all!" Although Ying Zheng has never He asked himself why he became so good at playing the zither all of a sudden, but Hu Hai still felt that he should explain.

Even if I don't want to play the kite, it's not for this reason at all.

In his previous life, he asked someone about it. This song is not Qin Qu, but Zhao Qu.