[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Yingzheng really wanted to come back and hug the little piggy, but unfortunately, there were more typhoon thieves in the little foot basin.For the sake of safety, Yingzheng had to be a savage in the small foot basin for a few months—eating game, living in tents, soaking in hot springs...and then attracted a group of mountain monkeys to watch, really drunk thinking about it.

After the typhoon season, it is winter again in Liaodong and Liaoxi.

Hu Tian was snowing in August, and the road became extremely difficult after the snow melted, and because Ying Zheng's health had deteriorated in recent years, he couldn't bear the cold.

Therefore, under Xia Wuqie's suggestion, Yingzheng simply spent a winter in Liaodong, soaking in various hot springs all day long, enjoying the beautiful scenery of Changbai Mountain when he was free, and then meeting those who admired the heavenly kingdom The leader of the alien race, eats and plays, and suppresses bandits when he has nothing to do. I don't know how happy I am.

Hu Hai also wrote several times to ask Ying Zheng when he would return to Xianyang, but each time he would only receive a bunch of small gifts—for the princess, for the little pig, for the little bichon, and for two, three, four The five or six...seventeen elder brothers were not given to Hu Hai.

ah!It cannot be said that there is nothing to give to Hu Hai. After all, Ying Zheng’s letters are still received by him, although every time there is only one line about him, “I am happy here, I don’t miss you, and I don’t miss Xianyang.”

Hu Hai looked at the letter carefully. This time, the materials of the memorial and letter collected by the royal family of the Ying family will probably not be burned by that guy Xiang Yu, so if this letter is passed on after 2000, how much brains will the women of later generations have to worry about? Hole?Green Dingding.com is definitely on it!But when I traveled through time, Lu Dingding seemed to have banned blood-related articles, so I should... be smashed by people who wrote that they were not the biological son of the emperor, right?

My father was accused by the people of this world8 as not being the biological son of the emperor's grandfather;Once you accept this kind of setting, it's quite touching when you think about it... Your sister!

We must preserve the statues of me and my father, and carve them according to the most authentic appearance. At a glance, we can know that we are father and son, so that future generations will not misunderstand that I am not my father.

So, more than 2000 years later, it became popular to criticize the ethos of ancient sculptors on the Internet, saying that they were as irresponsible as ancient painters. It's still the same face, no matter Zhang San Li Si Wang Er Mazi is the same face.The only difference is that the father and son of Qin Shihuang and Qin II not only look the same, but even the clothes are the same, that is, the statue of Qin II is a little shorter, people who don’t know it think it’s a small version of his father’s statue, and the craftsman is perfunctory The extent is really to the point of outrageous.

#Then here comes the question, why didn’t the first emperor and his son, who are the spokespersons of the tyrant, cut off all these artisans who cheated and leaked materials to save trouble? #

This is a digression, so I won't mention it for the time being.

Closer to home, when Yingzheng came back with a lot of toys for his grandchildren in the small footbath, the little piglet in Xianyang Palace had evolved from a little baby who could only eat and drink to a little meat that could turn over on its stomach group, and is working hard to move forward to a dignified four-legged beast.

"Little piggy, come to my father...you come here to my father, and my father will give you a cake..."

"Climb over here! Yes! Climb! Oh...why don't you know how to climb? You're so stupid! Look at the little bichon... look at how well he crawls...you are so stupid...Father and you Said, my father was very smart back then..."

"Forget it! You're so stupid... No wonder you're a little pig... Ahahaha... Come on! Get out of here, and try congratulations..."

Day and night, even leaving the main force, Ying Zheng, who returned to Xianyang Palace one day earlier, wanted to give the baby a surprise, so Ying Zheng, who didn't order someone to inform him, broke into the prince's bedroom and saw it A scene that made him rage.

The precious grandson I met for the first time—because he was the son of my favorite baby son, so he was also my favorite baby grandson for the time being. Squatting in front of him, holding a piece of cake in his hand, turned around in front of the baby grandson, while the baby grandson was lying on the ground, looking up at the piece of cake pitifully, with three feet of saliva flowing out of his mouth. From time to time, the sound of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Whenever the baby grandson stretches out his hand and wants to get the cake, the animal father will bring the cake, and then show a special smile and say, "I want to eat cake! Then get out and give one to the father." Look!"

Roll one to show the father!Roll one to show the father!Roll one to show the father!Roll one to show the father!

At that moment, the obscene and vulgar voice became the voice of the repeater, and it was repeated at least a hundred times in Ying Zheng's ear.

What made Yingzheng even more angry was that his lovely baby grandson was really attracted by a piece of cake and rolled on the spot, and then when the baby grandson stretched out his little paw to grab the cake... Qin Beast's father shrank his hand, moved two steps back, and the roll cake escaped with him!

Ying Zheng twitched the corners of his mouth in anger, you brat, this is you hitting on you, are you just playing with you?Do you think you are teasing the dog?When you were young, I never teased you so much!

I don't admit that I didn't expect that children can still play like this?

My dear grandson, be brave and climb up to kill that beast father!

Ying Zheng turned to his precious grandson with the courage of encouragement, but found that although the precious grandson was scrambling on the ground in a hurry, his body did not move forward. Thinking about what Dad Qinshou said at the beginning, Ying Zheng came up with a Conclusion - the bear child will bully the child who can't even climb.

Besides the big bear and the little bear, there was a fluffy black and white idiot next to the bears present, which looked about the same size as the little bear. Ying Zheng estimated that they should be the children and grandchildren of the little bear.

The little black-and-white idiot who had been gnawing bamboo branches at the side probably couldn't bear the stupid appearance of the little master, so he put down the bamboo branches on his paws, and started to imitate the appearance of his precious grandson, paddling with all four legs while taking every inch of his body move forward.

Why!People are not old these days!The pets are set as a model for the little master, and the father actually bullies the son!

Seeing that the evil behavior did not change, and continued to use cakes to tease his grandson's ex-babe, Ying Zheng finally couldn't hold back and roared, "Hu Hai! What are you doing?"

Hearing this sound, Hu Hai's movements froze, he didn't pay attention to the cake in his hand, and the little piggy snatched it.But at this time, Hu Hai had no time to worry about this. He turned his head and looked at Ying Zheng who suddenly appeared behind him with a look of disbelief, and said in surprise and joy: "Father Emperor? This is not a hallucination, is it?"

Hu Hai said, rubbing his eyes in disbelief, and after confirming again and again that the person who appeared in front of him was Ying Zheng, he immediately got up from the ground, opened his arms and ran towards Ying Zheng, "Woo... Miss you?"

"Baby! I miss you too!" Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai who was coming towards him, and also ran forward with open arms.

Zhao Gao followed Ying Zheng, took out a handkerchief, and prepared to celebrate the reunion of father and son whom he hadn't seen for a long time, when he saw Ying Zheng's trajectory suddenly changed from a straight line to an arc—he made a neat dodge, Dodge Hu Hai's bear hug, and then continue to walk forward until hugging the little bear who is "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Little piggy, Grandpa Huang is back...Come on! Give Grandpa Huang a kiss..." Ying Zheng hugged the little piggy who had just turned seven months, and said fondly.

"Ah, oh, oh..." Little Piggy held up the cake and smiled silly at Ying Zheng, opening his small mouth, and saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"This child is so smart! He doesn't even cry!" Ying Zheng shook the little piggy in his arms. Usually children are afraid when they see strangers, and they will cry if they are hugged by strangers. Not only does the little piggy not cry He doesn't make trouble, and even smiles silly at people, so he has a bit of his father's look back then.

Ying Zheng remembered that the reason why he liked Hu Hai at the beginning was entirely because Hu Hai's mother was favored, so he had nothing to do to see the child, and then he hugged Hu Hai, hugging him around, Ying Zheng found that this child was so fun No matter how much you make a fuss, you don't cry, and you even smirk at you. It's very suitable for an impatient father like me.

However, you can't tell Hu Hai about this kind of thing, otherwise his little tail will be raised again, and it will be raised into the sky.

"Little piggy! You must have seen the grandpa come, that's why you're smiling so happily, right?" Ying Zheng reached out and touched the cheek of little piggy. .

"What? Father, you really know how to make up your mind!" Hu Hai looked sourly at the picture of "grandfather and grandson having fun with each other" next to him. If the one in Ying Zheng's arms was not his own son, he would have rushed over to arrest him. squeezed out.But even if this is the case, it doesn't mean that he won't complain, "Father, you can make it easier, that child is not smart, and his IQ is about the same as his zodiac sign."

"It's okay, it's okay! If you are not smart, you are not smart! My grandson is rare!" Ying Zheng waved his hands indifferently, without even looking at Hu Hai, he went straight to the main seat with the little piggy in his arms, picked up a piece GaoGao teased the little piggy in her arms and said.

"Hmph!" Hu Hai snorted coldly, mb, after having a little piglet, it's okay if his wife is a lot colder to him, and even the emperor doesn't see him anymore, this pig... Xiongsheng... life still has meaning ?

Seeing that Ying Zheng was only focusing on hugging his grandson and ignoring himself, Hu Hai bent his body and picked up another black and white dumpling that was crawling on the ground, ignoring the black and white dumpling's forced struggle, and pressed it into his arms—— Just like holding a baby.

Probably feeling the resentment from Hu Hai, Ying Zheng raised his eyebrows and looked at Hu Hai, and said, "You said that the IQ of the little piggy is like an attribute, do you think your IQ is very high? I remember that you have not been Smart, I wouldn't name you 'Hai' based on the time of birth."

"I'm a sheep! I'm not a pig!"

"You were born in Haishi, just admit it!"

"In the middle of the night, and there is no corona, the watcher must have made a mistake! Hmph! I'm not a pig!"

Little Piggy, "Hehe!"