[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Ying Zheng ignored Hu Hai's sophistry, and suddenly pointed at the little piggy who was grinning silly in his arms, "Look, the little piggy is laughing at you."

"Don't call me little piggy, my son has a name." Hu Hai rolled his eyes towards the sky, took a wet wipe from the hand of the maid, and wiped the snacks on the face of the little piggy in Ying Zheng's arms Scum, while trying to save Yingzheng's beard from the little piggy's hands, "Baby, baby, lightly...that's your grandpa's beard..."

"Take it! Let him do it! It doesn't hurt for a child to do it!" Ying Zheng slapped Hu Hai away from the clutches of his precious grandson, and smiled as he offered his beard, looking at the little one with a smile. Piggy, with a clumsy and cute look when he was pulling his beard, said: "Oh! My precious grandson is really strong! He must be a strong child in the future, and he can't be like your father, who is weak like a chicken Like cubs."

Hu Hai, who felt that he had been shot in the knee, covered his knee and said with a painful face: "Father, you love your grandson as much as you love your grandson. Can you stop personally attacking Erchen? Erchen was also born by his parents, and he has a long heart and flesh." Yes, it’s not like wearing a bear’s skin is invulnerable.” Hu Hai looked at his son and his father with a gloomy expression, “Besides... my father’s beard, I haven’t pulled it yet, why should that little villain begrudge you? pull?"

"That's because every time I kiss you, you think your beard pricks me!" Ying Zheng twitched his lips, and shaved off his beard because the brat thought his beard pricked him.

Lying down a big trough!In the state of Qin, all adult men have to have beards!A man without a beard can only be two kinds of people, one is a dead eunuch, and the other is a criminal who has just been punished.

Yes, shaving beards is also a criminal law that men in the Qin State are subject to. The main prisoners are domestic violence offenders, such as beating their wives or something.

It's okay to see the courtiers without beards, anyway, they dare not have an opinion; the problem is that when they go out, they will be treated as criminals, and it's fine to be treated as criminals, but also as a domestic violence scumbag who beat his wife.Ying Zheng remembered that there was a period of time when he, who loved private visits on Weibo, had never been out of the house for several years, because he didn't want to be watched by others, and he was probably a scumbag.

It's really hard to look back on the past!This kind of embarrassing thing must not be known to the brat, otherwise he will be proud again.

"By the way, have you named my precious grandson yet?" Ying Zheng looked at the sweet and soft little piglet in his arms who was as soft as cotton, as crisp as porcelain, and so cute that his heart almost melted.

The most beloved son's son, his own precious grandson, it is even more important to pamper him well.

"Naming? Father, didn't you say you want to take it?" Hu Hai looked at Ying Zheng in shock, and when it came to naming the child, he was very, very sad.

He, his wife, and the two of them, in order to give the eldest son a beautiful and meaningful name, started from the "Book of Songs", rummaged through all kinds of old papers, and found a lot of things that could be used as children. When it came to the beautiful words of the name, Ying Zheng sent a WeChat message saying, "I don't really believe in your aesthetics, so I have to choose the name of my grandson myself, and you are only responsible for choosing a nickname."

You still don't believe my son... this prince's aesthetics?This crown prince still doesn't want to believe in your father's aesthetics!Look at you, father, you gave your son this name!Look at you, father, give your son this name!Apart from the name of Big Brother Fusu, which is beautiful and meaningful, and it will be fresh and refined after thousands of years, which other son's name do you have?

Brother Ronglu?His name is quite meaningful, and it also represents the father's good wishes for his son, but it smells like a local rich man. He would say "hehe" speechlessly, and then said with a smile, "Powerful, self-willed! Your Majesty's true temperament is indeed different from our painting style!"

As for my own name, it was so perfunctory that I never wanted to believe that there is true love in the world.

"I'm here to get the big name, but didn't I tell you to take the nickname?" Ying Zheng glared at Hu Hai, seeing that Hu Hai seemed to have never thought about this issue at all, and then thought about the scene he saw when he entered the room. After one scene, I couldn't help but feel sad for my precious grandson.

Hu Hai himself is still a child... With his temper, he may be a big child who will never change in life. Do you expect him to take care of others and love others?This is as impossible as hoping that there will be no rebels in the world!It seems that I really have to take good care of my health and live a few more years to take care of my grandchildren.

"Nickname... nickname...his nickname...Little Piggy..." Hu Hai hesitated for a long time before opening his mouth.

When I came up with this nickname, my daughter-in-law once said, "There is a lot of pressure. Will my son be laughed at by the children because of the bad name?" But then I thought about it... If I can bear this little pressure Can't stop, how can I be the eldest son of the crown prince?What is this little pressure?Think about yourself... Didn't you come here under the name "Hu Xiaozhu"?I am still a big name, but he is also a nickname!In this huge Xianyang Palace and the huge Qin Kingdom, besides you, my daughter-in-law, and my father, who would dare to call him "little piggy"?

Hu Hai used this specious theory to convince his daughter-in-law, and now he is trying to use this specious theory to convince his father to prove that he is a father who loves and cares about his children.

Faced with the bear's explanation, Ying Zheng, who already regretted handing over the right to name the bear to the bear, could only smile when he couldn't slap himself in the face and take back what he had said, and then...

"Ha ha……"

"Hehe, what do you mean? Father, do you agree or disagree?" Hu Hai ignored himself after watching "Oh", and only cared about teasing his grandson's Ying Zheng, feeling a heavy sense of loss in his heart.

I haven't seen each other for so long, even if I grow up, it's not suitable for kissing, touching, hugging, etc., at least I can say something soft, care about myself, and make myself happy.

As a result, the father... as soon as he entered the door, he ran towards this little piggy. If you really have a new love, you don't want the old love!The reason is that the newcomers laugh, but the old ones cry!

Ying Zheng didn't have time to pay attention to Hu Hai. At this time, he was hugging his beloved grandson, holding Little Piggy's warm little hand with one hand, and coaxing him with a smile, "Little Piggy, your father doesn't care?" Don't blame him, he was spoiled by your grandpa, so he doesn't love others. It doesn't matter, grandpa loves you, grandpa loves you most, grandpa only loves you..."

Listening to this long list of declarations of "I love you", "I love you the most", "I only love you", I am neither soft nor cute, Hu Hai, who is wearing a 1.8-meter stupid big body, just feels his teeth are sore Lost.

No wonder the old saying goes that the old people tend to spoil their children and so on.

When I was young, I still didn't believe this sentence, because I always felt that people are still the same person. Since these old people didn't spoil their children when they were young, how can they spoil their grandchildren when they are old?Only now do I know that the ancients never deceived me!Looking at the little piggy who can only lie in Yingzheng's arms and giggle, Hu Hai seems to have seen a new little bear star in Xianyang Palace rising slowly in Yingzheng's hands.

After expressing his love for his beloved grandson, Ying Zheng turned his head to Hu Hai and said, "Since the nickname has already been taken...forget it, although it sounds a bit ugly, but I have taken it all, and I promise you everything. That's the only way to go. But, the name... I haven't figured it out yet..." Ying Zheng turned to look at the little piggy again, put his forehead against the little piggy's forehead, and played with him for a while Then he opened his mouth and said, "Little Zhuzai is the eldest son of the Great Qin Crown Prince, so his name is naturally the most important thing, and it must not be ambiguous."

When Ying Zheng said this, he glanced at Hu Hai unconsciously, and saw that his former sweetheart was pouting, looking listless and unhappy, so he decided to make him even more unhappy, "In a word, to the little piggy Choosing a name must not be as perfunctory and arbitrary as when it was chosen for you back then!"

"Father!" Hu Hai screamed, blushing and looking at him angrily.

After so many years, this question that has been buried in my heart for so many years finally has an answer. It turns out that my father really took out my name at will.

It's so sad!

Seeing his former sweetheart's angry face instantly because of his own words... Well, this anger is not that angry, but it is much better than listless, Ying Zheng continued: "Father, what is the emperor? I am not deaf yet , you don’t have to speak so loudly, I can hear you! Really! Little piggy, you must never be like your father when you grow up, you know?”

Little Piggy smirked at Ying Zheng for a while, not knowing whether he understood or not, he began to nod indiscriminately, still yelling "Yi Yi".

"Hehe!" Hu Hai sneered twice, looked at Ying Zheng and said, "Father, you have to find out, the little piggy was born by me! My own baby was definitely not picked up from the garbage dump at the entrance of Xianyang Palace! I was born, he is not like me, who can he be like?"

Uncle Wang next door?Don't be funny!

"Maybe the little piggy will look like me in the future." Ying Zheng gave the little piggy a "boo" forcefully on the face, which made the little piggy burst into laughter, hugged Ying Zheng's face hard, imitating Ying Zheng's appearance just now, "Bo" Ying Zheng took a sip, and then the grandpa and grandson hugged each other, laughing together, Hu Hai's stomach started to twitch in anger.

Dear father and son, is this the way you treat the prince?

"Father, can't you look at your son and minister more..." Hu Hai had no choice but to change to the policy of mourning soldiers, grabbing the corner of Ying Zheng's clothes, trying to win some favor from his son, "Father, you After going out for so long, Erchen misses you, don't you miss Erchen? Once you come back... you will only look at this pig, and you will not treat Erchen so well."

"Why should I be nice to you?" Ying Zheng gave Hu Hai a hard look, and at the same time silently swallowed the words he really wanted to say in his heart.

You are not the son of my most beloved son, why should I treat you well?madness!

A few days later, the First Emperor bestowed the name of the crown prince's eldest son...