[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Hello everyone, I am the little piggy that appeared in the last chapter... No, I am the eldest son of the majestic Emperor Qin, the most beloved darling of Qin Shihuang, who is surnamed Zhao Ying.

I am three years old this year and just learned to write, so I have this diary.

Well, what should I say first?

Just say my name, I'm sure you're all laughing at me now, I say "Little Pig Killer", just like my uneducated dad.

However, Grandpa Huang told me that as a grandson of a great country, let me show the grandson of a great country, don't get angry because of a group of uneducated mortals, it will make me down, so I don't bother to get angry up.

Ruler—to rule, to rule the world, meaning to manage and govern the world.

Of course, in the words of my uneducated father, Zai is actually "dividing pork".

What happened to the pork?Mrs. Chen...I'm talking about Chen Ping. Ms. Chen told me that during the festivals in the countryside, people often recommend the most intelligent, fair, and respected person to be the head of the temple.The job of the Shezai is to preside over offering sacrifices to the gods of the society, and then divide the meat for everyone.As a social butler, the division of meat must be fair and fair, so that no one will be convinced, otherwise everyone will not take him to play next time, so even if it is the job of dividing pork, it is not something ordinary people can do.

Although the uneducated father said, Mrs. Chen was bragging - because he also shared pork with others when he was young, and because after sharing the pork, others praised him for sharing it fairly, so he talked about himself triumphantly, " If I, Chen Ping, have the opportunity to govern the world, I can be as appropriate and competent as dividing meat."

This is a typical behavior of saying that he is fat and has asthma, which is not worth advocating and learning from.

But I don't think so, I think Mrs. Chen is not only very handsome and smart, but also has great potential to be a prime minister-although I don't want to admit it, but I still have to admit that the uneducated father has a high vision and can The people who are reused by him, even a hooligan old man like Liu Ji, have skills.As for Chen Ping and Xiao He, they were one of the three subordinates most valued by Uneducated Father.

As for the other of the three most important subordinates of the uneducated father, I heard that he is about the same age as the uneducated father, but he is very good at fighting and he is a military genius. It's just that he has been guarding Jiuyuan for many years and he has no chance to meet him.

But Grandpa Huang said, when I grow up, he will go out to play in the mountains... No, when he is patrolling the world, he will take me to play together, just like my uneducated father took his uneducated father to play when he was young , so Grandpa Huang hoped that I would grow up quickly.

In this world, my favorite is Grandpa Huang, followed by my concubine; the person I hate the most is the uneducated father.

Grandpa Huang will let me pull his beard, teach me to read and write, and hold me to play games such as lifting high and turning in circles; while mother and concubine will give me a lot of delicious snacks, and sleep with my arms , sing me a lullaby.

If it is said that Grandpa Huang and Concubine Mother love me the most in the world, then the uneducated father must be the person who hates me the most in the world.Because every time when my uneducated father sees me with the emperor's grandfather or mother and concubine, no matter what I am doing, he will run over, pick me up in their arms, throw them out to Aunt Rouji and say, "Take him with you!" Go learn."

Then I—the eldest son of the dignified Prince Qin, long live long live long live Qin Shihuang's most beloved darling, Prince Zai Ying surnamed Zhao, was whipped by Aunt Rouji with a wooden sword and screamed "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

It's brutal!No wonder you can't get married!snort!

Of course, an uneducated father is not useless, at least he is very good at telling stories, and he can tell them nicely. If he has only one mouth left and he is still neat, this prince will show his face and listen to him story.

As for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who invented punctuation at the age of three and learned the "Qin Law" at the age of three and a half, and has tried many cases, what else is there to make cotton, steamed buns, steamed buns, sofas, paper, books, especially real dragons? I wouldn't believe any of the rumors about the apparition, the digging of the Nine Cauldrons, etc., it's definitely something that the emperor made up in order for the uneducated father, this brat, to become the prince.

Yes!It is Jiangzi!

Otherwise, the uneducated father is neither the eldest son nor the first son, and his personality is so...so...unintelligible, how could he become the Great Qin Crown Prince?Could it be that the emperor knew that the uneducated father would give birth to such a wise and powerful grandson as me, so he made the uneducated father the prince?This setting, in the words of an educated father, is "If you accept it, it will be quite touching when you think about it."

In fact, if you think about it, if this is the case, it is not impossible.

Because once when I was sleeping...well, Grandpa Huang and Uneducated Dad thought I was talking while I was asleep, but in fact I was not asleep, I was eavesdropping on their conversation, and then I heard Grandpa Huang and Uneducated Dad say this .

"Little Piggy doesn't look like you at all!"

"Father Huangxi, can you say something that doesn't mean anything? How is the little piggy not like a son?"

"Character! Personality is not like you!"

"Personality... His personality doesn't quite resemble Erchen, but he doesn't resemble you either, okay? What are you proud of? But he's neither like you nor me, so who exactly is he like?"

"He looks like...Fusu...like Fusu on the outside, but on the inside...just like you?"

"What do you mean?"

"On the surface, it looks like a modest gentleman like your elder brother, but in fact, he is just like you."

"Damn! In addition, he is so feminine and looks like a princess, so when this dead piggy grows up, won't it be the legendary black-bellied and charming man?"

"Black-bellied and charming man? What is that?"

"A thing that is super popular with girls! But that's not the point, the point is why I'm so full of shit? I'm smart, adaptable, and understanding!"

"Cut! The facts are in front of you, and you can't solve it by bragging and beautifying yourself. I just think that although your son is not as good at whimsical ideas and imagination as you are, he is definitely more suitable to be an emperor than you, and he is calm and kind. , but not lacking in ingenuity, there are more than enough successful monarchs. If there is no accident, I think it is him."

"I got it, I got it. Didn't you see that the son-in-law hasn't made any more people in the past few years? Of course, the eldest son should be older with the children below, so as not to be too similar in age, what do the younger brothers think?"

I was too young to remember what Grandpa Huang and Uneducated Father said afterwards.I didn’t quite understand it at the time, but now that I’ve started studying history with Mr. Xiao He, I realize that the emperor’s grandfather was so kind to me, my uneducated father... Forget it, no matter how educated I am, I’ll admit it.

However, Grandpa Huang and Uneducated Father seem to have encountered some major events recently, and they look very busy every day.Although the two of them would still visit me once a day, they would not kiss and hug me, but really just glanced at me, and their spirits were not very good.

I don't know what they are busy with everywhere, isn't it that... Ying... what is it?What's so busy?How strange!