[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

The sun was rising, and Hu Hai was wearing a mian suit and a nine-pronged crown. Under the protection of dozens of soldiers, he rode his horse and stood outside the city of Fenyin, waiting for the arrival of King Yingzheng.

And behind Hu Hai, stood the governor of Hedong County, officials from the counties near Fenyin, and the giants of various schools of thought who came one after another... I have never heard of any of them, and the kind that the history teacher has completely taught.

In the distance, Meng Tian was in charge, a tall and mighty Qin soldier in black armor, who looked like an elite soldier.

A little behind, are the people from various counties who are wearing their best clothes and helping the old and the young. As for these people, will anyone make a big wish after seeing this grand scene I don't know

Thinking of this, Hu Hai turned his head involuntarily and glanced at Liu Ji, wondering if Liu Ji would say "a man should be like this" this time.

Why is the young master looking at me like that again?Is there anything wrong with me today?

Liu Ji was puzzled, but it was inconvenient to discuss with others at this time, so he drooped his eyelids and looked at himself from the corner of his eyes. I have combed my beard, my beautiful and gentle wife before leaving the house, and most importantly, my wife who knows how to answer gifts, but she has looked at her for me, so there shouldn't be any disrespect, right?

Think about it, before I met the young master, I was just a gangster in the countryside, not only the villagers looked down on me, even my own father looked down on me, my biggest wish was to become Lord Xinling's servant, I couldn't think of myself at all. One day, there will be a chance to meet Wang Jia so close, instead of being like the ordinary people behind, who can only see the shadow from a distance.

Especially yesterday... the two people who let me lead the way, although they didn't give their names, Liu Ji couldn't guess from the figure and demeanor of the two, the same Xianyang accent as the young master, and the general Meng Tian who followed him. The other party's identity, he is a pig... no, he is Fan Kuai.

"Ah begging!" Fan Kui couldn't hold it back, he sneezed heavily, and then everyone on the left and right gave him a big roll of the eyes, under his shyness, he showed a guilty smile, and then silently bowed his head.

What's wrong with me?Is it too cold to catch a cold?Shouldn't it?Probably the daughter-in-law is nagging again?My daughter-in-law is good at everything, but she is too wordy.Last night, I didn't go to bed at night, so I chatted with him all night. The general conclusion is that the young master is the king's favorite son, and now he has dug out Jiuding; although Fusu is the eldest son, he is a bastard; the king has no heirs , there is no legitimate son in the palace, so the chances of the young master getting the throne are quite high.Since you have followed the young master, you must hold on to this golden thigh and not let go Yunyun.

What a joke!Who is my old Fan?I am rich now, and my daughter-in-law was given by the young master, otherwise I am just a butcher now!Didn't those scholars talk about national scholars...reporting...even though my old Fan has little education, I know what is good and what is bad!Unless the young master doesn't want me, it doesn't matter if the young master is the prince or not, he is my master!Of course...it would be the best if he could become the prince!

At this moment, in the distance, a line of black figures appeared on the horizon.

Since the current operating system of Yingzheng has not changed from King Qin to Qin Shihuang, the etiquette and pomp of later emperors when they travel have not been tossed about by those officials.

So now Yingzheng's trips are still very low-key, unpretentious and unpretentious in line with the habits of the old Qin people, but one is drawn from the army from all over the country, and it looks like it is protected by an elite guard group of veterans in the iron-blooded battlefield.

Although they were guards of honor, judging from their solemn and murderous looks when they came, Hu Hai had no doubt that once there was a situation, weapons originally used for etiquette would turn into bloodthirsty monsters without hesitation.

It is no wonder that the first emperor would tour the world again and again, even though the first emperor was already ill during the fifth tour, and there were "36 years of fighting against temptation", "the ancestor dragon will die this year", "the ancestor dragon will die and be divided". Based on such prophecies, Yingzheng still insists on going on a tour of the world and going out with such a powerful army. This is not only to shock the unruly people in the world with force, but also to tell the survivors of the six countries that I am in good health and good mood. I can't die for a while, which disappoints everyone.

You know, it is not a pleasant thing to go out these days, the road is uneven, and the carriage does not have the shockproof function, it is really heartbreaking to think about it.For the fact that his father is going to tour the world, Hu Hai actually asked the craftsmen of the Mo family and Shaofu to make preparations early in the morning. The springs were not able to be made because the quality of the steel was not good enough; although the cement was made, he only knew the last Simple cement is fine in other dynasties, but you compare the quality with the people of the Qin Dynasty... The Qin people built a bridge on the Bahe River, and it has been used for five dynasties and ten countries. Can your ordinary cement do it?As for the waterproof and anti-corrosion cement of the later generations, it is all special cement, and the formula is definitely not something he, an ordinary high school student, can know; as for rubber... Although there are many time-traveling stories about going to the south to find rubber trees, in fact... …Not only does my country not produce rubber, but also the rubber trees in Southeast Asia cannot survive in Yunnan, Hainan and other places in my country. The rubber trees in my country are from later generations. After searching all over the world for rubber trees, I found that only the Brazilian rubber tree can survive in my country, and it grows very well. -Brazil in South America.

After much deliberation, Hu Hai only thought that when the time comes, someone will pave the road and put a layer of cement on the ground, then the car will not be so uncomfortable from the vibration.

As for whether to use explosives to blow up the mountain when building roads, Hu Hai had this idea before, but he was afraid that after the black technology of explosives leaked out, Zhang Liang stopped throwing stones at Bolangsha and used them as human bombs instead; Now Hu Hai has completely lost this idea, and vowed that ten years ago, he would never use gunpowder or set off fireworks on any occasion.

The reason, everyone understands, let me remind you... Longmen... Don't say that you are so smart that you can't guess it.

Speaking of which, apart from "36 years of keeping one's heart alive", "Zulong will die this year", "Zulong will die and the land will be divided", have I really forgotten anything?It seems that... Qin died... died of... whoever came?What did he die of?Died in II?It doesn't seem to be the word!

Hu Hai rubbed his temples feebly. For some reason, when he thought of this question, he felt pain in his head, as if he had been cursed.

If it weren't for years of careful observation, this is indeed a normal low-level martial plane without any supernatural powers. Hu Hai really wondered if he had transmigrated into some unreliable cartoon fan of the Qin Dynasty, and then his own The brain, just like the brain of the male protagonist in the cartoon, is controlled by the villain's evil forces, so he has forgotten many things, otherwise... why do he always feel that he can't remember some things.

In Hu Hai's wild imagination, the king's chariot pulled by six pure black BMWs had already arrived in front of Hu Hai.

Hu Hai got off his horse, stepped forward and kowtowed, "I respectfully welcome my father!"

"Emperor?" Ying Zheng was taken aback for a moment, this word is new, what the hell is baby doing?Another surprise for the widow!

Thinking of Hu Hai's past cases, it seems that this little brat hasn't let himself down yet, let's see what fresh and hot dragon fart he brings up.

"Ah..." Inadvertently, too excited, what if I slipped my tongue and swelled up?Don't be afraid, it's okay, I can still copy!

"Father Emperor wiped out the six kingdoms, unified the world, and ended hundreds of years of war. This is an unprecedented feat. Otherwise, the gods would not have congratulated the nine tripods. Such a feat can be described as the virtue of the three emperors, and the merits of the five emperors. "Wang" is no longer enough to describe the achievements of the father. The word "Huang" is too illusory; the word "Emperor" is not enough to show the respect of the way of sages and sages, only the words "Huang" and "Di" Together, we can show the merits of the father. The father is the first emperor since Pangu opened the world. The first is the beginning. The old father should call himself "the first emperor." After Hu Hai finished speaking, he raised his head cautiously and looked at the He glanced at Ying Zheng, but couldn't see his expression clearly through the crown, so he gritted his teeth and decided to take another dose of strong medicine.

Hu Hai bent down again, knelt down on the ground and shouted loudly: "My son Hu Hai sees my emperor! I wish my emperor long live, long live, long live!"

Some people may not know why "long live long live long live long live" is a strong medicine?

Because in the early days, even if they were meeting with the emperor, the courtiers would not say this sentence.Legend has it that after Wu Zetian proclaimed himself emperor, Wu Zetian especially liked others to flatter her in order to elevate her status, but she couldn't say it clearly, so she had to turn a corner and let people flatter her.

On this day, she convened all the scholars of the Imperial Academy in the Golden Luan Hall, and answered the questions correctly.She blurted out the above question: Bang bang by the jade girl river, bang bang!bang bang!Baba bang!All the scholars searched their brains and answered dozens of sentences, but Wu Zetian was not satisfied, and felt disappointed.At this time, a bachelor who was accustomed to flattery saw her thoughts and hurriedly chanted: Long live in front of the Golden Luan Hall, long live!Long live!Long live!Wu Zetian was very happy, and immediately regarded it as a masterpiece.

Since then, the word "long live" has been spread among the ruling and opposition parties.

In order to take the fart of his father's housekeeping, Hu Hai not only lost his integrity, but also pulled his integrity from the Qin Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty in one fell swoop.Although this is a small step for him, it is a big step in the history of human flattery. Let future generations know that flattery can still be done like this. We can find his history.

From a certain point of view, Hu Hai can be considered to have realized his childhood ideal - not to share the same book with his father; not to be as popular as his father, but please don't say "Oh, it's Qin Shihuang" when you mention me the son of ".

As for whether he will be named a "slanderous minister" or accused of not conforming to the simple style of the old Qin people, you don't know that Qin's ancestors were evil, and they were famous for their "good slander" ?Therefore, what Hu Hai did was actually just returning to his ancestors.