[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

If this is a cross talk, then Hu Hai is a "funny", the person who is mainly responsible for telling the story in the cross talk.But as the saying goes, "Three points for teasing, seven points for praise", a good joke without a good joke to match, no matter how good the joke is, it will be useless.

The current situation is also the same. Facing the fresh joke that Hu Hai suddenly threw out, the jokers behind were dumbfounded and speechless.

But Hu Hai was not nervous, because he knew that among such old people, even if all the people couldn't connect, there was one person who could connect.

Sure enough, Emperor Gaozu of the former Han Dynasty came from behind him and shouted nervously: "I respectfully welcome His Majesty the Emperor, may my emperor live long, long live, long live."

After the first person to eat crabs, it is not difficult for the people behind to follow suit. The people in Yishui knelt down and kowtowed, shouting in unison, "I wait to welcome the emperor, may my emperor live long, long live, long live!" Years old", and there are even those who are thinking about life, hating themselves for not reacting fast enough, letting a small official who is only [-] shi take the lead.

Then, thousands of people came to watch... No, it was the common people who greeted the emperor and the Qin soldiers who arrived ahead of time and prepared for security work. They also knelt down and kowtowed: "Welcome to your majesty, may my emperor live long, long live, long live Long live."

The voices of thousands of people merged together, just like the waves in a storm, one wave higher than the other, instantly converging into an astonishing sound wave that overwhelmed the mountains, frightening the birds and animals on the surrounding mountains to run away.

People from all schools of thought didn’t like Yingzheng very much. To be precise, the six eastern countries have always regarded Qin as the “land of tigers and wolves”, and even ignored the king of Qin. Mengmeng, the little friends dislike Qin as a barbarian, so they often don’t bring Qin to play, making Qin Xiaogong so angry that he will work hard after returning. According to history books, he is "Benefit, cheering up orphans and widows, recruiting soldiers, Reward for Ming Gong.", determined to slap his face back.

Although it was a bit late to slap this face, after more than 100 years, it was finally slapped back after six generations of hard work.

Tell me, let all the princes present be so proud that they would die, even the king of his own country would beg to go to the government if he was upset, kneel on the ground and call "Long live" to a king who didn't even look down on him in the early years, and "virtuous and concurrent" The three emperors, the merits cover the five emperors"?I bother!dream!There are no doors!If you want me to kneel, unless...forget it...seeing that so many people are kneeling, I should kneel too.

In this way, all the scholars who usually write black material and black Yingzheng when they have nothing to do also knelt down.

Faced with such a crisp and refreshing scene, no one knew what Ying Zheng was thinking in his heart, except that his expression was very calm, he waved at Hu Hai, and said, "Zhu Qing is flat."

Hu Hai stood up first, then turned over and closed the door, obediently followed behind Wang Zhi's car, and slipped into Fenyin County.

Hu Hai has sharp eyes and knows his father very well. Judging from the smile lines on the corners of his father's mouth from time to time, Hu Hai knows that his father has not expressed his opinion, but he is very satisfied with the title "Emperor", and he is very satisfied with "Long live Shanhu". I am also very satisfied with this set, but he is relatively thin-skinned and embarrassed to say it. I should have hit him this time... Wait a minute, when the six countries were unified last time, the word "emperor" was my old man. Dad invented it.

Thinking about how pitiful my father is, when he unified the six kingdoms last time, he didn't even have a small leather jacket. This kind of flattery has to be done by himself, which is really not in line with the development of a normal emperor. The route - the minister proposed it first, and then submitted a petition to the emperor, but the emperor refused; the minister proposed again, and the emperor declined again; .

This is the normal route. When a big boss can't even find a useful thug, what is this?The ancient working people were simple and honest?

Wang Jia went all the way to the Fenyin County Government.

This morning, the sun is shining and the flowers are blooming.The county office was full of laughter and laughter.Accompanied by the eldest son Fusu and the youngest son Huhai, His Majesty the Emperor who had just unified the six kingdoms had a friendly multilateral conversation with representatives from all walks of life including the officials of Hedong, the elders of Fenyin, and the hundreds of schools of thought.After Qin unified the six countries, what policies will the original six countries implement? At this stage and in the next few years, Qin's policy on the introduction of talents from hundreds of schools, and the reward policy on the elders of Fenyin, where Baoding came from, have all been reached. final or preliminary intention.

During the talks, His Majesty the Emperor emphasized to everyone many times that "follow the widows, and there is meat to eat", while everyone expressed "resolutely support His Majesty the Emperor, and whoever dares to make trouble with His Majesty the Emperor will make trouble with us." It is expected that in the near future, These policies will be implemented one by one, and will blossom and bear fruit everywhere in Daqin.

After the symposium, His Majesty the Emperor took the two sons and other ministers to visit the Jiuding, which was decorated with flowers and ribbons, with great interest.His Majesty the Emperor touched Jiuding with his own hands, and delivered an in-depth and important speech on "Zhou died and Qin Xing, so Qin took Jiuding".The young master Hu Hai said on the spot that he would definitely, and at the same time called on everyone to study and implement the important spirit of His Majesty's speech in depth, and at the same time introduce the important spirit of studying and implementing His Majesty's speech to a deeper level.

At the meeting, we also saw the young son Hu Hai, who was criticized by everyone in the past, but has recently become popular because he personally discovered Jiuding, and the eldest son Fusu, who had frequently fought against him a while ago, holding hands and shoulder to shoulder... …Because of the height problem, they are not able to stand side by side for the time being. When the two sides talked, they were always smiling and full of smiles, without any trace of anger.

"Tear it? How is it possible? Are you kidding me? My eldest brother and I are both men, how can a man have that...well...you know...you can tear it up!" The handsome and cute boy, with a cute expression , Facing the TV camera, said very...disharmonious words.

I don't know if it's because of too much contact with the famous "rogue emperor" and the "predecessor Han Gaozu". The reporter feels that the young master's recent speeches have become more and more like a hero—a hero... his true colors.

Regarding this situation, the reporter randomly interviewed two passers-by who did not want to be named.

Reporter: "May I ask what you think of the young master and the eldest son? Do you think it's true that the two brothers are so harmonious in public? Do you think they are so harmonious in private? Will the conflict a while ago be true?" Will it affect how their brothers feel?"

Chunyu said: "We all know that the eldest son is kind-hearted, kind, generous, courteous and sensible. He is always the same no matter whether he is a gentleman, he is the most proud eldest son of His Majesty, and a good brother to many sons, so I think Comrade reporter, your questioning is an insult to the eldest son, and I ask you to apologize to the eldest son."

Reporter: "Okay, I apologize. What about the young master? What do you think of the young master?"

Chun Yumou: "Young master...hehe... no one is perfect, the eldest son's greatest weakness is his kind heart, kindness, generosity, courtesy and understanding, he is always the same no matter whether he is a man before or after, he is definitely a gentleman and the eldest son that His Majesty is most proud of. , is a good brother of many sons, so... such a person is the easiest to be deceived by some villains with outstanding acting skills. I didn't say that the villain is the young master, and the young master is definitely not young... Although he is young, but He is definitely not a villain, don't get me wrong."

Reporter: "May I ask what you think of the young master and the eldest son? What do you think of the last gentleman's evaluation of the eldest son and the young master?"

Liu: "The last gentleman's comment? Wait for me to read it first... Ah! After reading it, he is just farting!"

Reporter: "Please don't swear!"

Liu: "I'm sorry, comrade reporter, I can't bear it anymore. I'm just an ordinary citizen. Both the eldest son and the youngest son are too lofty for me, and I don't know much about them. But, I Know the Jiuding, I heard that those who win the Jiuding win the world, His Majesty the Emperor has won the Jiuding, so he is the real dragon in the sky, and he is the real son of destiny. But it is the young master who has witnessed the Shenlong, followed the Shenlong, and kept digging out the Jiuding! This shows that the young master is also a person favored by the heavens. Otherwise, why is it the young master who saw the dragon and dug out the Jiuding, and not someone else? You see, the young master is chasing the dragon, and His Majesty is the real man in the world. Dragon, what does this mean? This means that the young master is the Shinji of the Dragon."

The above is the detailed report of our "Daqin News Network" today, thank you for watching, please continue to watch at the same time tomorrow.

"Ah! I'm so exhausted! Rou Ji! Hurry up and pinch me!" Hu Hai was wearing only unlined clothes, laying on the bed like a dead dog, and said with a painful expression: "It's so tiring to participate in this kind of activity, I almost want it!" My son's life! Such a heavy crown suit, such a heavy hat, but also to maintain a smile all the way... pinch pinch pinch..." Hu Hai tugged at his little cheeks, "Is it all stiff? ! It’s like that dead pancake, it’s all frozen together, it’s soft and cute at all!”

"I haven't seen you for so long, you still know how to make jokes." Rou Ji changed into light clothes, ordered her servants to bring water and silk cloth, took off the single clothes on Hu Hai's body, and wiped off the sweat on his body with the silk cloth , and then didn't put on any clothes for Hu Hai, just stretched out his hands, Hu Hai's upper body was naked, and started to massage.

Lying on your stomach with your naked body comfortably, massaged by a stunning beauty, your ten slender fingers are walking on your body, and you will make a "popping" sound from time to time. After more than 2000 years, this is enough to make any man envy. Packages in health care.

As a man, Hu Hai is no exception. Soon, he groaned, and the content of the groans is as follows:

"Wuu... Sister Rou Ji, lightly lightly...pain... ouch! My neck is broken... ouch! Lightly lightly...if you don't lightly...I'm going to die..."

"No! If you start lightly, it won't work as a massage! If you don't press hard, your neck will hurt tomorrow! Your Majesty said, you must be ruthless to you! Want to run? Come someone! Give me Young master, tie up!"

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