Drunken Master

Because of such temporary attendance, the organizers were not prepared enough, and the domestic website did not have a live broadcast of the premiere, so they could only pull out some sporadic videos and pictures afterwards.

Not even one or two domestic media were seen at the scene.All the entertainment reporters and the media missed this event, so they didn't come.The brokerage teams of both sides were also dumbfounded in the rear estimate, and they were all dumbfounded.No publicity was arranged in advance, and such an opportunity to be on the headlines was completely missed, and no matter whether the headlines were positive or negative, whether it would cause an unpredictable uproar in another direction...

Showing your face abroad and walking the red carpet is not just to fight for the headlines when you return to China.Every year at the opening of major international film festivals and fashion weeks, how many people jump up and down to fight for an invitation letter. If you don’t promote or get through the draft, let alone walk on the red carpet for 8 minutes, jumping back and forth for 10 minutes is nothing. Useless, the audience didn't even see it and didn't know, who are you jumping for?

Pei Yan walks on the red carpet just to show Zhuang Xiao, other things are not ranked.

The two appeared side by side and smiled at each other in front of the camera.I am happy.

Pei Yan walked up the steps of the Grand Theater, walking a little wobbly, her legs were not right.

A staff member went to help him, but he pushed away, so we don't need to help him.

Zhuang Xiao stepped up the steps two steps at a time, gently took his arm: "Tired? Uncomfortable?"

"Yeah." Pei Yan immediately gave up, shifting the weight to Zhuang Xiao.

"I probably caught a cold yesterday." Pei Yan spoke with a strong nasal voice.

"I made ginger soup for you and you don't drink it, who is to blame?" Zhuang Xiao said.

"Don't drink that, I'm already taking medicine. Hmm—" Pei Yan dragged out a sentence with a sticky ending, just to ask for attention.

"Don't act like a spoiled child to me." Zhuang Xiao had a serious face, and many guns and short cannons were arranged in the theater, facing them.

"Who's acting like a baby—" Pei Yan's nose twitched.

"My butt hurts too, and it hurts to pee in the toilet." He whispered.

Zhuang Xiao turned his head and stared at him, his ears felt hot, and he was obviously guilty.

"Then what's the matter? Find a place where I can rub it for you?" Zhuang Xiao asked him.

"Have you ejaculated too many times?" Pei Yan muttered, "That thing is not a water faucet. You can turn it on and off if you want. It can be turned on and off countless times a day and it's still very strong. I'm not made of stainless steel!"

Zhuang Xiao couldn't help but collapsed, pretending to be expressionless: "Next time I will try not to move your faucet."

"Oh——" Pei Yan sighed, "I'm about to crack, I feel like there's a crack in the middle, and I'm slowly cracking...the plasmic wall is separating...would it be anal prolapse..."

Zhuang Xiao sat in the theater, turned his face away, and observed whether there were any Chinese-looking guests around, and whether anyone could understand Chinese.If so, Mr. Pei's mouth must be gagged.Some people are obviously over-excited today, and they are still indulging in the romantic affairs of the house last night.

"After all, I have a long body." Pei Yan sat in the VIP table and continued to talk, "If my butt is a big walnut, can you pry it open? Zhuang Xiao, do you never use a hammer to eat walnuts? You can pry the walnuts open with an iron bar..."

"I don't eat walnuts." Zhuang Xiao snorted.

When Pei Yan continued to discuss how to "pry" durians and pineapples, Zhuang Xiao felt sore in his crotch, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and reached out his hand in the dark to shut Pei Yan up.

Zhuang Xiao just held Pei Yan's hand and kept writing on the other's palm with his fingers.

Write "good" first.

Write "knead" again.

Then write the simplest English, ISwear.

I don't know if it's because the palm of the hand has eyes and can read, but Pei Yan really shut up, sat down properly, and smiled quietly...

When Zhuang Xiao got up this morning, he also felt uncomfortable.The waist can still be strong, and the boyfriend can't see the slightest fatigue, but his mouth is wrong, and he can hardly open his mouth.

When he brushed his teeth and rinsed his mouth early in the morning, he opened his mouth too fast, and there was a "click" at the joint position. He was shocked, and quickly spit out the toothbrush head, and supported his chin with his hand.

"What's wrong with you?" Pei Yan asked him, "That slap still hurts?"

Zhuang Xiao didn't dare to make a sound, he held his chin and gently opened and closed it a few times, the joints kept ringing, and his chin almost fell off.

He opened his mouth slightly, then closed it, and said vaguely: "I can't open my mouth, the joints seem to be stuck somewhere, and I can't open it too much."

Pei Yan thought for a moment: "No way? You can't help it!"

Zhuang Xiao said with his mouth closed: "Otherwise, you can try it? Will you get it for me next time?"

When the mandibular joint moved, the ears could hear it very clearly, and the effect was quite terrifying. I always felt that this bone was about to dislocate from his face, and the chin was about to fly away.

Pei Yan rubbed him with a smile: "Isn't it? Hey, didn't you just fiddle with it for more than an hour last night, and I was disabled by me?!"

Zhuang Xiao's jaw was purely accidental, and it was a stressful traumatic reaction. When he suddenly encountered a hard object and poked his throat, he continued to perform violent chewing and swallowing movements for a long time, and the joint ligaments were repeatedly stretched, resulting in symptoms of mandibular joint disorder.

It's actually quite common and not a big deal.

"Just admit it!" Pei Yan laughed out loud, "Because I'm big and thick, it's so cool that you can't even close your mouth, right?"

"I sucked it for you for an hour and a half." Zhuang Xiao said, "Next time, try to keep your mouth open for an hour and a half. Do you feel uncomfortable?"

"Don't deny it," Pei Yan pestered with a low smile, "I'm long, I'm thick, I can stab your stomach... Shall I brush your teeth for you? Come on 'beautiful', I'll brush your teeth for you..."

Pei Yan asked Zhuang Xiao to go to the hospital and find a doctor to prescribe side drugs, or do some physical therapy, so that he will recover sooner.

Zhuang Xiao was determined not to go.

Zhuang Xiao said: "It will be fine after a few days, no need to look at it. I won't eat hard things for a month."

Pei Yan said: "Let's go and have a look. I'm so sorry that I disabled you. Shall I take you to see a doctor?"

Zhuang Xiao said: "When I go to the hospital, how do I explain the cause to the doctor?"

Pei Yan said: "You think the doctor hasn't seen it? What haven't they seen?"

Zhuang Xiao: "I said that I played the flute for my wife for an hour and a half, and my jaw dislocated?"

Pei Yan: "You said you bit an apple, your mouth is too big!"

"Can you bite an apple like this?" Zhuang Xiao said, "Did I eat a bagful of apples all at once, or did I eat it for more than an hour and finally ended up like this, with a 'clicking' sound in my jaw?"

Pei Yan laughed loudly, and Zhuang Xiao pulled his hand into his crotch and pinched him until he shut up.

"It's not an apple." Zhuang Xiao whispered in his ear, "I bitten a banana, right?"

……

This person also got up in the morning, only to think about it, and asked one thing: "Who gave you the tattoo in your place?... It wasn't done by you, you can't break your legs."

With a toothbrush in her mouth, Pei Yan smiled nonchalantly: "Acquaintance."

Zhuang Xiao snorted, "How familiar, where can I embroider flowers?"

"All the tattoos on my body were embroidered for me." Pei Yan said, "The craftsmanship is very good, will you embroider one next time?"

"No." Zhuang Xiao refused straight away, and today he was about to ask the bottom line, "Who is it?"

"Haha...a girl." Pei Yan confessed honestly, "I run an art tattoo shop, and I specialize in this business. Her craftsmanship is very good. Many celebrities and Internet celebrities go to her shop to get tattoos. The nickname is 'Brother Xiu', Very handsome, very beautiful."

"Oh, so beautiful?" Zhuang Xiao had nothing to say.

"I'm very popular with women, don't you just be jealous? My friends, I will introduce you to each other later, it's great." Pei Yan spat out a mouthful of toothpaste foam.

"It's almost enough. If you keep messing around, you will almost have no place to talk." Zhuang Xiao said to him.

"I have land on me." Pei Yan smiled brightly, "I have as much land as you want!"

……

In the middle of the theater event, Pei Yan got up and walked out of the VIP passage, during which he also received bear hugs from several big bosses of the "Drunken Master" crew.

Those people slapped his face fiercely, rubbed his shoulders, hooked his waist, rewarded him with an affectionate beating, and then warmly chatted.

Yan Baoer's social etiquette is like this, they are very enthusiastic in person, as if we haven't seen each other for more than half a year, we miss you so much, Yan Baoer, we all miss you to death!As for whether she really missed him in the past six months...Damn it, who would miss who?

Orientals are more reserved in their dealings with others.Pei Yan knew that Zhuang Xiao must miss him, and she lost fifteen catties in a few months, which means she really misses someone.But Zhuang Xiao will never treat anyone with such enthusiasm.

In the past, he would complain that this person's temper was too mild, his personality was too cold, no matter how many injustices happened, he would just turn around and leave, he rarely showed enthusiasm, and rarely lost his temper.

Now calm and sensible, gradually getting used to each other.

The director of the film was also at the premiere, and it was the big director Fei Cha who had a kiss with Pei Yan.

When I asked again about the new movie cooperation, it was just a few scene words of humming and haha.In the way Americans speak, they will give you a lot of compliments and say some beautiful words, but, however, on the other hand-following a "but" and you will understand the meaning.

Before, the two parties were only in tentative negotiations, and they hadn't reached the point of signing a contract.The casting of a leading actor in a film is a final decision made through layers of decision-making and many factors.Not only must the director pay attention to it, but the film crew must trust it, and most importantly, the company behind it must have strong connections and strength, and must be willing to spend money to invest.Many actors from mainland China bring their own dowry and capital to the set when they go to Hollywood for filming. If you don’t bring a dowry, no one will invite you to play together.

And now, Pei Yan probably has lost his strong background, he no longer has this dowry.

After greeting actor Tony Axas, he heard someone beside him congratulate Tony.

It turned out that Tony Xiaobaiji had just recently got engaged to the daughter of the president of Universal Pictures.

"Congratulations, baby." He shook Tony's hand warmly.

Oh, it's over.

Pei Yan turned around, stuck out her tongue, and sat back down again.Zhuang Xiao gave him a comforting look.

"Universal's next new film may still star Tony." Pei Yan whispered.

"No, he can't cover all the characters by himself." Zhuang Xiao said.

"We can only wait for when they break off the engagement!" Pei Yan felt that this was too unkind, and changed her tune, "Or, when will the CEO of Universal give birth to a son? I also want to have a chance to eat soft food in this life."

Under Zhuang Xiao's cold gaze, he laughed to himself: "I won't be in a hurry to give birth to a son, I already have a master, and I can only hope that I will become the president one day in the future!"

Zhuang Xiao didn't speak, but quietly squeezed his hand.

Pei Yan walked out of the theater and walked into the bathroom in the passage.

When he opened his trousers to pick out the bird, he had a psychological conflict. The physiological behavior of urinating, which was originally very pleasant, made him more painful today.The place that has been tortured and cared for too many times does hurt a bit.

The phone rang.

He ignored it, and slowly pulled up the chains of his trousers, fastened his trousers, and went to wash his hands.After dawdling, I leaned against the sink before answering the phone.I knew who it was, and an overseas call came after me.

The person on the phone said: "Yanyan, I saw the news on the Internet, there are video clips and photos, did you go to the premiere with Zhuang Xiao?"

"Well, yes." Pei Yan said.

"At any rate, you should...report in advance." Zhang Shaochi was the one who called, "You ran away suddenly, and then you both appeared in Los Angeles at the same time. Do you think about what the Internet says about you now?"

"You can say whatever you want." Pei Yan said, "If you read a few more for me, I'll hear how you compliment us as a good match? Is it the kind of speculation I'm looking forward to?"

Just when he was mad at Mr. Zhang, the notification tone of WeChat vibrated. He opened it and Zhang Shaochi sent him something while he was on the phone.

It was an online draft with detailed illustrations and explanations.The content is to fully disclose the sensational gossip that he broke the contract and let the crew go to the United States to have a homosexual relationship with Zhuang Xiao and live together in secret.

Why did Zhuang Pei unexpectedly appear at the premiere of "Drunken Master" without any publicity?Fans, you are so naive, because Pei Yan just eloped to Los Angeles to meet Ah Xiao.

Pei Yan read this "professional tabloid" with her eyes downcast.

He hurriedly swiped on Weibo, his fingertips were slightly sticky, but he was still calm, biting his lip tightly.

There is no news about frying pans on Weibo.

Not on the webpage either.

At this time, the headlines were not about him or Zhuang Xiao, but about a certain married actress cheating on her. Yinli pretended to be a white lotus, and was "see you on Monday". attention……

All he had read was a draft that had been circulated privately.Zhang Shaochi sent him a draft version of the gossip draft, but it can be said to be well-made. According to the timeline of the relationship development, it is laid out section by section, with hammers and hammers. There are also ambiguous photos and various detailed evidences, and finally paved the way for "elopement" The climax, written with ups and downs and fascinating, is definitely written by a professional publicity team.

There was a moment of silence on both sides of the phone.

Pei Yan said softly: "Are you ready?...What are you going to do?"

"I didn't write it, and I didn't arrange it." Zhang Shaochi said, "Someone hurriedly wrote this material, and put it in front of me, waiting for me to make a decision to send it out! This manuscript is sent out, and it can be sent immediately." I crushed you, and I picked up that white lotus by the way...Yanyan, do you know what you are doing? How fierce is the competition in this circle? How many people hate you so much that their teeth are itching to wait for you to make a fuss today? Let's see your jokes get worse."

Pei Yan: "..."

"Are you determined to announce it to the world?" Zhang Shaochi asked in a hoarse voice, "You've lost your career?"

"I didn't have to make an announcement to the world, and I didn't say I don't want my career. It's up to you what happens next." Pei Yan said in a lower voice than before, "Are you going to post this manuscript tonight? Go out and tell the world for me? Just like the last time someone posted those boring things on the Internet to smear Zhuang Xiao?"

"Are you afraid?" Zhang Shaochi sneered, "Now you have confidence in me to do whatever you want, do you care about your reputation? Why are you so stupid?!"

"I'm stupid, Mr. Zhang, you can do whatever you want, you can just say it." Pei Yan's eyes were also red, "You tell the world about me and Zhuang Xiao, the country will definitely not tolerate me, and the bureau will call and block me internally , just one sentence, no film and television works and programs of tainted artists are allowed to be broadcast, and I really don't have to go back.

"In the future, I can only stay in Los Angeles, and live with Zhuang Xiao legally. The two of us are just a pair of unlucky bastards who were exiled to a foreign country. We are so compatible! In the future, if Zhuang Xiao is on the crew, I will be there." ;Whatever he plays, I will act in; whatever drama he accepts, I will accept any drama. I follow him to the ends of the earth.

"Mr. Zhang, you still have a chance to see me. It is said that there is a rainbow flag parade in San Francisco every year. At the parade next year, you may see me and Zhuang Xiao from the news, still together... that's it, Are you satisfied, Mr. Zhang?"

"..."

Pei Yan is very stubborn.He is not good at those tactful tricks, and he is not ready to compromise even now.

He had already slapped his "dowry" back on Mr. Zhang's face with his own hands.

Zhang Shaochi didn't know if he kicked over the coffee table, or overturned a plate of tea cups, and he could hear the sound of something breaking.

"Okay, Mr. Zhang..." Pei Yan softened her tone, leaving room for both parties, "It's up to you whether I can go back. You bullied Ah Xiao, you treated him badly, and you bullied his father to make it so If it's so miserable, then of course I feel sorry for him. If I feel sorry for him, then I can't go back. "

"Rogue!" Zhang Shaochi squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth.

Pei Yan really drove the company to the point where it was very difficult to manage.Using the scandal to smear Yan Bao'er, banning him from the circle, just making things difficult for him, all the energy and money that Jiahuang has devoted to cultivating this small satellite in the kung fu circle over the years have been in vain.Both lose.

Sue him for breach of contract?The lawsuit has been protracted, and the two sides have never known each other since then, and the loss of reputation is irreparable, and Pei Yan will be poached by another company immediately.Young, unique and popular, many companies will be willing to sign Pei Yan, and even sign Zhuang Xiao together, buy one and match one.Zhang Shaochi couldn't bear the long-term loss, and couldn't just admit it.

Even right now, poking out Zhuang Pei's scandalous account is tantamount to immediately rescuing another cheating little bitch, Bai Lianhua, who is taking advantage of others and suffering a big loss for himself. Could this stupid thing be done by Mr. Zhang? ... Zhang Shaochi stepped on the side of a pile of broken porcelain tea sets, and did not chop it off forcefully. After hesitating for a long time, he did not step on it.

……

After attending the premiere of "Drunken Master", the return tickets for the two had already been bought, and there was no delay. Zhuang Xiao took Pei Yan back to the filming location in Beijia.

Pei Yan imagined sullenly in his heart that if it were someone else, he would have to spend a few days of "reunion honeymoon". He rushed back without stopping.

Two or ten minutes before the flight took off, Zhuang Xiao made several phone calls while sitting in his seat, some of them were to Bao Xiaopang, and some were to Mr. Zhang.

The call to Zhang Shaochi said, Mr. Zhang, I have received all the text messages from your side. Yanyan is here with me. We are together. If you think it is not good or convenient for him to return to China, I don’t want him to go back. , I will take good care of Yanyan for you, so don't worry.

The phone call to Bao Xiaopang was succinct and succinct. It was to tell the agent to accept the show, accept the advertisement endorsement, find a high-paying film, and take the show to support the family and earn money.

"Are you in such a hurry to pick up the show?" Pei Yan tore open the small package of snacks on the plane, and the big squirrel started its daily oral chewing exercise, looking for something to grind its teeth.

"The film we are filming now is to repay the favor of Mr. Zhang, and we don't need to pay him for filming. In the future, we can no longer accept no salary." Zhuang Xiao said.

"Money is tight?" Pei Yan asked, "Lack of money?"

"I'm not short of money." Zhuang Xiao grabbed his hand from under the blanket, "But if I want to support you, I can't fool around like before. I need to save some money. I will marry you and support you in the future!"

"I don't need you to support me." Pei Yan rolled her eyelids, "This little biscuit is really unpalatable, there is nothing delicious on the plane."

Zhuang Xiao shaved his chin and looked very good-looking. He was still the same person, but his temperament was different.It seems to be ten years younger all of a sudden, back to the real 28 years old.

In fact, the eyes have changed, and the heart is different.

While complaining that the plane biscuits were hard to swallow, Pei Yan still ate his pack and Zhuang Xiao's pack.

"This time it may delay you for at least a year and a half, maybe even longer, and you won't be able to go back to filming..." In the circle, the waves behind the Yangtze River will push the waves forward. If there is no news for half a month, it will be cold, and it will be over in two years. Who is the reality? I understand.Zhuang Xiao whispered in his ear: "Actually, I don't care. You just stay at home from now on. You don't have to do anything. You just play at home every day. If you have nothing to do, you have a hole in your nose and a hole in your belly." Ring or something, as long as you are happy. You are in charge of beauty, handsome anytime and anywhere, and I will take care of supporting your family."

"Damn! You... You were thinking about such a good thing? I didn't promise you, and I'm not happy!" Pei Yan pulled her hand away suddenly, her heart suddenly felt warm, and she got a certain kind of promise.

Then Zhuang Xiao grabbed the blanket and put it on his head, wrapping him up.There was a rustling under the blanket...

Mr. Pei would not be the kind of person who can be "beautiful at home" in peace.

All men are ambitious and ambitious, and they will not be willing to just let it go and be silent like this.It turns out that such an arrogant and flamboyant person has always enjoyed the most privileged life, and now he is willing to swallow such unpalatable biscuits on the plane. If one day does not go well and no longer feels superior, he will regret it in the future choose? ...

Zhuang Xiao grabbed that hand under the blanket and held it tightly.

Pei Yan's hand was always hot, a flame that illuminated his heart.

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