Drunken Master

Back at the filming location in Beijia, Zhuang Xiao immediately joined the crew, apologized to the director team, and worked overtime to make up for the missed scenes.

Pei Yan lived in a hotel not too far from the filming location, and she moved in quietly, without outsiders knowing, and the film crew could not know that there was an acquaintance living here.

Zhuang Xiao leaves early and returns late to filming, Pei Yan has completely entered the idle life of Young Master Kuo, as if being taken care of by someone.Since entering the circle for more than two years, I have never been so idle. I have nothing to do every day. I see the uncle in the house in the morning, and then I get back under the bed and sleep until noon.

Then he stared at the big clock on the wall, waiting for his men to come back from work.

Looking after her husband eagerly, she began to despise herself, and she was really not this kind of person before.

There is no assistant lying on the edge of his bed to whip him up to start work, no need to run frantically between cities to catch up with the market, and no longer have the feasting and feasting of the ten-mile foreign market, the infinite scenery of the gestures... The little pocket money in the common account is "bao babble" Only decrease but not increase, this month's credit card has been maxed out...

Zhuang Xiao carried a backpack when he went to the studio, but when he went out this morning, the backpack was emptied and he left the bear in the backpack to Mr. Pei.

Zhuang Xiao said, Xiaoxiong finally met the real master, so it was you.

When Pei Yan saw the bear, she burst into laughter.

Why does this bear look so much like him?The ski cap and the earthy blue down jacket are very similar to the one he wore in Beijing, so cute and silly.

Zhuang Xiao said: "At that time, I saw the photo you sent over. In which bar was it taken? Your eyes are red, and you are dressed like this... I feel that both of us seem to be possessed by evil spirits. Why did I just buy it?" found a bear just like you."

"Then, what are you feeling? Have you been deeply moved by me?" Pei Yan asked.

"I feel sorry for you." Zhuang Xiao said.

"Then on the spur of the moment, apologize to me and ask for peace? Hehe." Pei Yan tilted her head and glanced at Zhuang Xiao.

"You chased me to my door, forced me to apologize, and insisted on reconciling with me, so what should I do?" Zhuang Xiao smiled and patted his head.

Before he finished speaking, Pei Yan rushed over, and was about to hit someone in a judo rear-projection posture.

He grabbed Zhuang Xiao's collar with one hand and his crotch with the other, throwing a back throw and was about to overturn it.Zhuang Xiao rolled over from his back, landed on the ground, stopped in a daze, then grabbed him and threw him over his shoulder, and even performed a fierce sweep of his legs.

Pei Yan yelled "Ah", lost her balance and lay down.Zhuang Xiao lifted it up heavily and put it down lightly, and held it down: "Son, are you convinced?"

Zhuang Xiao grabbed Pei Yan by the collar and imprisoned him on the ground, laughing non-stop: "Oh, me, you wait for me to try my luck for another 50 years, and I will definitely win you in the future."

Zhuang Xiao said, "Success, I'll wait."

……

Sitting alone on the balcony, the air is excellent, the visibility is high, and the snow-capped mountains in the national park can be seen from a distance. The snow hat is crystal clear in the sun.

There was a knock on the door of the hotel room, Pei Yan was taken aback, hesitant and vigilant, it could not be the paparazzi who came to the door...

He didn't leave after knocking for a while, and then the person who knocked on the door called him, sir, please accept the flowers.

Pei Yan opened the door.

What he received was a rather large square box, which turned out to be a "bear" made of 1314 blue and white rose arrangements.

Pei Yan was completely stunned in the middle of the room, standing, holding such a baby bear made of blue roses.A card was hung on Xiong's chest, saying: [I am Yanyan Xiong].

He then called Zhuang Xiao and yelled into the voicemail box, what did you do?convulsions you?How come I didn't know when I secretly ordered Hua Hua Xiong!

Zhuang Xiao was busy in the crew, and it took about four or ten minutes before he called back: "Got it? I ordered it yesterday."

Pei Yan's voice was out of tune on the phone, and she became inexplicably weak: "What are you doing?"

Zhuang Xiao smiled lightly: "You seem to have said before that you don't like receiving flowers? Well, I gave them as gifts, do you like them?"

nonsense.

Brother Xiao gave it to you. Do you like it? Do you like it?

"I wanted to give you 9999 flowers too, for a long, long time." Zhuang Xiao laughed again, "But someone gave you 9999 flowers last time! You have been with others for a long, long, long time, then I can only give you 'forever', I am not reluctant to spend money."

"Stop coming here, don't mention that disgusting thing about me." Pei Yan scolded with a smile.

"I don't want to disgust you," Zhuang Xiao said, "I just want to chase you again, seriously, don't be disgusted."

"Rose is just this kind of sweet fragrance, and the room is full of fragrance... Well, it's not my style... I'm not a flower collector... I'm such a man, I usually send blades to others The person who took the blade again, Hua'er, I've never seen Hua'er..." Pei Yan wandered around the room, chattering, her heart was in a mess, and she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.

Do not despise.

Will it be this warm all the time?

Always spoiled me so much.

……

Zhuang Xiao returned to the hotel after finishing work in the evening, Rose Bear was sitting on the small dining table, exuding a cloying sweet fragrance, on the table were several dishes just out of the pan.

Today is amazing, someone started to learn how to cook.

Moreover, just to cook a meal, he even changed the hotel room on purpose.I used to live in a standard double room, but now it has been replaced by a family suite with a kitchen.When Zhuang Xiao came back, he found that who was that silly bear wandering around the room wearing an apron?

"You change room after sleeping for one night?" Zhuang Xiao looked at the old man.

"One shot for a different place!" Pei Yan immediately changed his words, "Oh, that's not right, it should be said, one shot for a different bed! Change to a fresh bed every day."

"It's not good, it's like a new wife." Zhuang Xiao said.

Pei Yan came over with a spatula: "What did you say?"

"No, I'm actually more nostalgic." Zhuang Xiao suppressed his smile, grabbed the handle of the spatula, and leaned over to kiss him on the face.

How can Pei Yan know how to cook?His mother, Xu Qishang, is not very good at cooking, even if she is not a virtuous housewife who studies recipes at home, he is even less good at cooking.The whole family may suffer when they go out, but when they get home and close the door, they will be completely blind.The whole family is enjoyment type, they can eat, buy, but not cook.

He was bored in the hotel during the day, so he couldn't hold back and went out to go to the supermarket alone.

Where the Chinese live together, there are a lot of Chinese shops. There are Hong Kong-style tea restaurants, roast meat shops, bakeries, and Chinese supermarket chains everywhere.

Brawling through the limited recipes in my mind, I found that none of the dishes I was good at. The only things I could do were fried chicken in sauce and potted tofu.

While shopping, he sent a message to Zhuang Xiao: 【Do you like tofu? 】

Zhuang Xiao replied to him: 【Whose tofu? 】

Pei Yan replied with a smile: [It's not someone's tofu, real tofu.I'm shopping for groceries. 】

Zhuang Xiao: 【What kind of food to buy?Don't show your face when you go out. 】

Pei Yan said: [It doesn't matter, I don't care, I'll tell you when I show up, I'll buy food for brother Xiao and cook, let the paparazzi take pictures! 】

Zhuang Xiao said: [Then eat! 】

Pei Yan asked again: 【Do you like to eat tender or old? 】

Zhuang Xiao replied: [You can choose whatever you like. 】

Pei Yan said: [Our tastes are different, I must like the old ones, but you obviously like the young ones. 】

Zhuang Xiao couldn't stand such long-winded words, it was so fucking annoying: [Then you buy the old ones, you eat tofu, I eat you.I'm off to work. 】

Mr. Pei is completely kind, sympathetic to the old guy, you are frail and disabled, and your mandible is injured, so I will cook you a soft dish for fear of breaking your teeth.

After a while, Pei Yan wandered from the refrigerated vegetable section of the supermarket to the raw meat section, and started chatting again: 【Do you want chicken? 】

"Whose? Yours?" Zhuang Xiao probably couldn't bear it anymore, and his voice went crazy.

"Sauce fried chicken! Do you want to eat it!" Pei Yan laughed like a madman, and replied in voice.

Zhuang Xiao didn't even stumble: "I'll eat chicken juice, it's yours."

Pei Yan was about to blow herself up in the supermarket...

He wanted to go to the set in one step, kidnapped Brother Xiao, and dragged him back to the hotel to do it.

Now he understands, understands, Zhuang Xiao used to be deliberately indifferent and did not have intimate relationships with anyone.

When Zhuang Xiao wanted to be intimate with him, he would be able to kill him with a few words of the old Jianghu who had been in the arena for more than ten years... He was pretending to be frigid.

So, when Zhuang Xiao came home, he saw this table of hot dishes.

Pei Yan hugged him from behind, and gnawed on his ear: "I'll serve the fried chicken juice later, so let's eat fried chicken with sauce first."

Zhuang Xiao praised the venue and ate up all the tofu and diced chicken. The table was swept away, and the dishes and bowls were all licked. He praised his cooking as "delicious".

"It's delicious?" Pei Yan didn't believe it, "I wasted a lot of raw materials."

"What are you doing?" Zhuang Xiao asked.

"Practice! The first time it was too unpalatable, throw it away and redo it until you can make do with it." Pei Yan confessed honestly.

"It's much more delicious than the cabbage fried noodles on the set, really." Zhuang Xiao said, "There is no chicken in the fried noodle box lunch on the set."

"You're starving!" Pei Yan laughed.

"I'm so hungry," Zhuang Xiao nodded, "I've been hungry for 20 years, and I haven't eaten a meal like this."

Pei Yan understood in her heart, and responded with an unscrupulous smile: "No one has fed you this chicken for 20 years? Well, I will feed you, and I will feed you tonight, 'beautiful'..."

Zhuang Xiao brought a small gift to Mr. Pei from the souvenir shop in the national park.This is a model of a log cabin made of flour and sugar, with "HOME" written on the lintel.

Family.

At home, when he came back from work every day, there was a cluster of warm yellow light in the kitchen, there was a hot meal on the table, and a wonderful person was waiting for him to come back by the table.

Every man in his right mind desires this.

For a long time afterwards, Zhuang Xiao habitually brought presents to Pei Yan when he returned home.Some things are just bought as soon as you see them, they are very cheap, such as a refrigerator magnet in a scenic spot, such as a pocket manuscript, in which I write a few words for Mr. Pei about my feelings on the set, and I will never say anything in person. Nasty talk...

There was a "rose bear" on the head of the bed, and a "Yanyan bear" in a down jacket, and the room was steaming with heat.

No matter what kind of posture Pei Yan puts on, she can always see the two little bears.Little Xiong stared at the left and right, stared at the quivering tattoo on his back waist, and watched him make the bed...

Zhuang Xiao hugged him from behind and kept kissing him, needless to say such intimate words, they had already said each other with panting...

After working for several days in a row, Zhuang Xiao rang the bell and left immediately after get off work. Instead of eating the boxed lunches and sandwiches on the set, he rushed back to the hotel to eat a small stove.

Mr. Pei's home-cooked recipes have evolved from tomatoes mixed with sugar to shredded tofu in cold sauce, and scrambled eggs to scrambled eggs with leeks.

"I am improving every day," Pei Yan said, "Leeks!"

After eating like this for about three days, after dinner, Zhuang Xiao weighed himself on the scale and gained six catties of flesh.

"Impossible!" Pei Yan laughed, "Knowing that leeks are a good thing to invigorate the kidneys, can you grow meat if you eat them?"

"After eating your three dinners, hundreds of millions of offspring were shot out, and after that, six catties of flesh grew." Zhuang Xiao stepped down from the electronic scale with an unbelievable expression on his face.

Pei Yan was amused by being held in the arms of this man, and laughed: "It's hard to say whether you eat more or ejaculate more!"

Zhuang Xiao said into his ear: "It turns out that ejaculation can grow flesh, so I will ejaculate a few more times tonight."

Pei Yan whispered something yellow in his ear.

To put it roughly, mouth-popping chicken juice is the best way to help you grow meat, and you have eaten hundreds of millions of my descendants, no wonder you put on six catties of fat in three days!

Zhuang Xiao sneered, dragged him to the bathroom, and stroked his head.The shadows under the lamp in the living room were entangled together, and they didn't want to let go of each other, and went to take a bath...

Zhuang Xiao came home from the set, and every day he had some small problems on his face.

Special braid hairstyle, used a lot of dye and styling potion, and a handful of hair fell out when I washed my hair.

The edges of the face, around the hairline, were reddened, a little allergic.

In the bathroom, Zhuang Xiao bent down slightly, and Pei Yan helped him wash his hair, and then dried it with a big towel.

"You can't bend anymore?" Pei Yan said, "I can't reach you, you stick your head over."

"Tired, hurt, unable to bend." Zhuang Xiao snorted.

I didn't like to say the words "tired" and "pain" before, but now I often say them.It also seems to be coquettish.

"Aren't you tired from filming?" Pei Yan sneered, "Are you tired last night?"

"Yes." Zhuang Xiao said.

"Hey, your waist, every time it breaks, it's especially bad," Pei Yan said, "When you want to touch me, your waist is good, it has never been bad, and it is very strong. Last time I wanted to touch you, Why are you complaining about your back pain? Are you shameless!"

Zhuang Xiao laughed out loud.

"What the hell!" Pei Yan smiled, and the wild cat scratched her.

After taking a shower, lie on the bed and read the news.

On the website in the United States, the unofficial award-winning works of the year were selected by the media and film critics, and "Drunken Master" was listed as the "Best Action Design" of the year.Pei Yan was also called out by name and praised fiercely. The meaning behind the words was that he was going to push the waves of the Yangtze River to push the waves of the past.

According to film critics, it is a pity that neither the Golden Globes nor the Oscars set up action design awards, which obviously underestimates the talented behind-the-scenes personnel in this field. "Drunken Master" should be able to win awards for its wonderful martial arts design and visual effects.

Zhuang Xiao stroked Pei Yan's face, and praised sincerely: "My wife is awesome."

"Tsk, it sounds a bit twisted, are you talking about me?" Pei Yan snorted.

"You can continue to pretend that you are not my wife outside." Zhuang Xiao said.

Pei Yan lay sprawled on the bed in a comfortable posture, browsing the internet everywhere to praise him.Who doesn't love to hear beautiful compliments?I love to listen. "Drunken Master" was released in North America for three weeks at the box office quite well. In the sluggish season of late winter and early spring, the attendance rate can be regarded as very good.The film will be released in mainland China soon, even though the two leading actors of Chinese origin are not in China for some reason, unable to attend the premiere ceremony in China.

The propagandists kept their mouths shut, and the outside world was kept in the dark, so they could only speculate on some clues.

Pei Yan also guessed who in the company took advantage of his low ebb, stabbed him in the back, and presented the detailed gossip draft in front of Mr. Zhang, which almost provoked Zhang Shaochi to fight him.

In the "Original Sin Files", there are many ambiguous details about the relationship between him and Zhuang Xiao, and even secretly photographed the two of them acting intimately in the crew.It is obvious whose planning team is most likely to stab the knife secretly.Under the command of the directors in the company, poaching corners and tearing down each other is commonplace.A piece of cake is only that big, if you kick him down and let him go, the other party will get a few more bites...

The loyal fans of Zhuang Pei's family are still passionately dating in the cold winter, sending pink atomic bombs to each other on the Internet from time to time, and spontaneously brushing up some love topics.Post a fanart today, Yan Baoer rides a little white sheep with two horns on her head to give Brother Xiao a Chinese New Year gift, and I will write a short episode the day after tomorrow, Brother Xiao makes a bowl of braised noodles on the set to drive Yan Yan away from the cold Send warmth, and so on.

In the most difficult years, fans are a group of the cutest creatures, silently applauding.Even if you have disappeared, exiled yourself, wandered to the ends of the world, these people make you believe that they will follow you to the ends of the world, even if you are ready to give up on yourself, they are not ready to give up on you.

Zhuang Xiao looked at Pei Yan.

The person lying on the bed idly swiping his mobile phone and watching TV did not show much enthusiasm or joy on his face, and was admiring the scenery of others through the screen.

Domestic Xiangjiang Satellite TV's weekend variety show is showing the domestically produced "Amazing Race", but they are not among the guests.It is obviously impossible for them to participate. They missed this season of the show, and they can only watch the group of people running lively in the show...

Mr. Pei should not be like this, and should not live in this state.

Three days is fine.

Three months is fine.

What about three years?In the next 20 years, we should not live in this state.He wasn't going to let Yanyan suffer this kind of grievance either.

Xu Qishang called, also worried that her son would not be taken care of here.

"Look at my radiant face now, what are you worried about?" Pei Yan turned over on the bed and smiled into the video, "Look, Madam, has Erchen gained weight?"

Xu Qishang said, "What's so fat? I didn't see it."

Pei Yan grinned, "You're really fat."

He can't say too much, he is fed a lot of protein every night.

Xu Qishang glanced back at her husband, sighed and winked, and asked old Mr. Pei to come over and watch the video.Old Mr. Pei didn't come over, he walked away with his head down, and left the house.

Xu Qishang turned her face and said in a low voice, "I'm angry, I'm not happy."

Pei Yan asked: "Who are you unhappy with? Are you angry with me?"

Xu Qishang pursed her lips: "What do you think?"

Pei Yan shrugged, anyway, I'm just like this.

"It's a big deal, is it not a good thing?" Xu Qishang said, "Zhang Shaochi even contacted me specifically, and told me for a long time, let me help you persuade you, let you come back quickly, don't delay filming and your future."

"What did you say?" Pei Yan hurriedly asked.

Xu Qishang snorted: "What can I say? I scolded him a few words!

"Of course, your mother and I, we can't use swear words when swearing, that's so uncivilized, I'm a civilized person. I told Zhang Shaochi, now you want me to persuade you, why are you here so early?

"Why did the little monkey run away to the United States? Wasn't he hurt by you and bullied by you? Wasn't it because his friend was forced to leave by you? How could you tear down other people's good deeds? How do you do this kind of person? What's wrong? When I was a child, my old lady, why didn't I see your problem? Others who became big bosses made money and made a fortune, and they all thought about accumulating virtue and doing good, spreading money, and building monuments and temples for themselves , Why are you just rushing to make trouble and be a demon? When I look back, I will build a temple for you Zhang Zongye at the gate of our compound, and count all the good things you have done for us all these years!"

Pei Yan was lying on the bed, imagining Zhang Shaochi's face turning blue.You can't mess with Ms. Xu even if you mess with anyone.

"Then what?" he asked.

"Then, anyway, I dare not ask me to be a lobbyist again, for fear that I will go to his company and talk about him." Xu Qishang said.

In front of outsiders, he desperately wanted to protect his son and his family's face.

Xu Qishang lowered her tone: "What will you do in the future?... What are you going to do now?"

Pei Yan said, "One step at a time counts as one step at a time."

Xu Qishang asked: "Where are you now?"

"Hotel." Pei Yan said, "My Brother Xiao is filming here, and I will stay in a hotel with him."

Xu Qishang was speechless.Old Mr. Pei suddenly appeared from the door of the room at this time, wanting to express an important opinion, he pointed at him, but Ms Xu turned his head and scoffed at him, not to speak indiscriminately.Who sets the tone in the family?Who is the commander in chief?

Pei Yan stuck out her tongue: "My dad wants to scold me."

"It's not enough to scold you, I just feel that you are stupid, you have no brains in finding a partner, and you have been tricked." Xu Qishang said uncomfortably, "I want to scold your friend."

"Why are you scolding me? They didn't abduct me." Pei Yan turned the phone screen sideways and turned down the volume. Zhuang Xiao was in the room, so he must have heard it.

Zhuang Xiao lowered his eyes and remained silent for a long time, of course he heard it, and then walked straight over.

Pei Yan clasped the screen, Zhuang Xiao grabbed the phone, put the screen on the bedside table, and looked at Ms. Xu.

Xu Qishang immediately sat up straight, with both hands in the posture of going on stage, ready for battle.

Zhuang Xiao said: "Hi, Auntie, I'm Zhuang Xiao. I made you worry. I'm really sorry. This time it's really my fault."

Pei Yan was so embarrassed that she kept pulling her arms beside her, oops, what, let's stop talking.

Zhuang Xiao then said: "Last time I missed the appointment and didn't accompany your elders to dinner. It was my fault last time. I didn't expect to say 'meet' in this way in the end. This time it is still my responsibility. I think it through now. Yanyan apologized and asked him to forgive me, and I hope you can forgive me too."

"Ah, oh..." Xu Qishang snorted twice.Boy, the apology afterwards was very neat and sweet.Let me tell you, my mother has lived a long life, and I have seen many embroidered pillows with sweet mouths.

"My baby is happy, what can I say." Xu Qishang smiled tactfully, "Yanyan is impulsive and childish and ignorant, help me take care of him."

"I know. Playing with your life and working hard to make money, I will take good care of Yanyan." Zhuang Xiao said.

"Success, you can promise me." Xu Qishang said, "Don't talk so full of words, it's not easy to talk too much, it's up to you to act in the future... I scolded Zhang Shaochi, I still don't Dare to scold you?"

Pei Yan covered her face and fell on the bed, ah——

"I understand." Zhuang Xiao nodded, "I know Yanyan is very good, very good, and I don't want you to feel, or let him feel in the future, that life is not as good as it used to be with me. He used to He is a young master who is favored by many people. Now that he is with me, I make him a young master. He was already very popular in the past. There are so many people who like him. When he is with me, I still make him popular. I hope he can continue his career and don't delay, and there are still many people who still like him...

"When I finish filming this segment, the crew will go to the mainland to shoot the second half, and I will take Yanyan back. I will stay with him in China, you two can rest assured."

After Zhuang Xiao finished talking, Pei Yan was silent for a long time.

"Ah, oh..." Xu Qishang raised her eyebrows and was taken aback for a moment, "You two come back together? That... that would be great. Oh, what, let me and your uncle give you that big mattress , I fell asleep, I’m so sorry for you to talk about this... How about you buy a new set of mattresses? I’ll pay for it for you, it’s absolutely no problem to help you with this little thing!”

Zhuang Xiao tried his best to keep his face sullen, and glanced at Mr. Pei, heh.

Pei Yan used "Yanyan Bear" to cover her face, she really couldn't make a serious and dignified expression, let's just use this expression!

The author has something to say: This chapter is equivalent to an episode of "Fanwai" after the reunion, pure sugar, which will continue later.