[Ancient Sword] Senior Brother Does Not Cultivate Immortals II

Before Baili Tusu woke up, he had a dream. In the dream, he was holding his brother's hand and looking for the latrine.

After searching for a long time, I couldn't find it.

For the first time, he felt something akin to grief and despair.

Then he woke up. Baili Tusu who just woke up was a little delirious, but he still felt a sense of loss in his heart.After realizing that it was just a dream, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

He didn't want to experience that sour and powerless feeling a second time.After clearly knowing that it was a dream, there was a trace of relief and relief on his face.

Then he realized that he wanted to go to... the latrine.

Baili Tusu's face was stiff for a while, and then he sat up.

Yesterday, Baili Tusu and Jiang Cheng walked around the wooden house and got familiar with the structure of the wooden house, including the latrine on the ground.But he... by himself, arriving there is no different from walking down the mountain from his own room in Tianyong City.

The mountains are also far away and the water is also far away. When I get there, I don’t know when it will be.Baili Tusu frowned seriously.

He checked his physical condition and felt...he might not be able to wait until he walked to the toilet.Baili Tusu stood up and took a few steps forward. He pushed aside the petals and stood by the water, silently looking at the water in the fish tank.

The swollen-eyed goldfish in the fish tank swam over and stared at him faintly.

Baili Tusu looked solemn: ...

He sighed, wrapped his handkerchief, and observed the surrounding terrain with his eyes.

The lotus leaf was originally very close to the lotus flower, and he only needed to step on it lightly to touch it, but after waking up, the lotus leaf was pushed to the side of the fish tank by the naughty goldfish. If he wants to get there, he must try his best jump over.

Baili Tusu thought about it for a while, and then he took it to heart.There was no expression on his face, as expressionless as ever.He stepped back and the petals closed naturally. He closed his eyes and felt Jiang Cheng's breathing slightly. When he found that Jiang Cheng's breathing was steady, he turned decisively and parted the petals facing Jiang Cheng. He secretly observed and confirmed Jiang Cheng's breathing. After Cheng closed his eyes and slept soundly, he breathed a sigh of relief and retreated slowly.

Baili Tusu turned around with a serious expression, and his attitude was very cautious, as if he was about to carry out a very important practice.

He pushed aside the petals, stretched out his hand and lifted the hem of the handkerchief's skirt. After all, the handkerchief was too long to wrap around his waist.His body sank slightly, and then he concentrated his strength on the soles of his feet, bent his knees, and locked his eyes tightly on the lotus leaves in the distance.

He was so angry that he was about to jump!His eyes are so sharp, his spirit is so concentrated, everything in the world is quiet at this moment.

At this moment, only a ding-dong sound was heard!

Baili Tusu's heart was shocked, as if a tornado was blowing in his heart.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Damn it! ! !What is Baili Tusu doing with his butt pouted! ! ! ! ! ]

Baili Tusu's body froze, and he immediately turned around to explain.

As a result, Baili Tusu, who turned around, saw that Jiang Chengma had closed his eyes.

Baili Tusu: ... No, listen to me, senior brother... It's not what you think!

Ding dong ding dong ding dong!

With every ding-dong sound, Baili Tusu's face turned paler.The ding-dong didn't hit his ears, but seemed to hit his fragile endurance.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Subconsciously closed his eyes.Fortunately, I am considerate. If he knows that I saw his ass, Baili Xiaosu will probably explode with shame!Hee hee hee, I'm really understanding. ]

Baili Tusu, who was on the verge of exploding, had a complex expression, and no one knew the turbulent waves in his heart.Holding the handkerchief, he took a few steps forward, stretched out his hand, and moved his lips to say something, but he didn't know what to say.

[Senior brother Jiang Cheng (heavy): I misunderstood Baili Tusu, I always thought he was a restrained and reserved person.But... I didn't expect... that he... would also make this kind of pouting and showing his buttocks.Suddenly there is a feeling that everyone is a layman. ]

Baili Tusu: ... No, no, I am really restrained and reserved, senior brother.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: But what is he doing with his ass pouted?Are you masturbating?Hey, does Baili Tusu need to masturbate? Yes, Baili Tusu is already a mature man. ] Jiang Cheng was stunned, and then he thought suspiciously.

[But you need to bend your legs to masturbate?Can there be a different pleasure in this way?If I have a chance, I'll try it too...?But...it still feels weird, that posture, maybe it's some kind of strange habit. ]

Then Jiang Cheng carefully recalled the movement of Baili Tusu pulling the handkerchief up to his waist.

[...maybe want to shit...?But...his posture will be pulled into the flowers...wouldn't he mind sleeping next to his own shit? ]

When Baili Tusu saw his own senior brother, he became alert all over.

[Baili Tusu's taste is a bit strong... Maybe this child didn't need to defecate before cultivating immortals, so he hasn't seen feces before, and wants to... hug him to sleep? ...Well, it's kind of pitiful to think so. ] Jiang Cheng's tone was full of pity.

[Just pull it, it’s a big deal, I’ll make him a new flower, and make a spiritual plastic wrap for this one, so that he can always look at his..., so as not to really sleep next to the shit, although I can Accept his strange hobby, but... After all, hygiene still needs to be talked about. ] Jiang Cheng did enough ideological work and felt that he should teach Baili Tusu what personal hygiene is.I think that in ancient times, there was little attention to personal hygiene, and there was no special teaching.

Hey.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Fortunately, he didn't choose to pull it into the fish tank?But if the fish is eaten, maybe there will be no trace?If you pout your butt and face the fish, you will be bitten by the balls and penis, after all... Tu Su's place is so small now... Fuck, if Tu Su really becomes a eunuch here, I will be guilty.Well, it's better to put it in the flowers. Thinking about it this way, Susu is really a person who knows how to protect herself.This kid is not bad, he didn't risk his sexual fortune for the rest of his life. ]

Jiang Cheng praised Baili Tusu in his heart.Every time he boasted, Baili Tusu's face became more and more unlovable.

In a few breaths, Jiang Cheng figured it out, had a plan in mind, and calmly pretended to continue sleeping.

Baili·Heaven Crashed·Unable to speak·Stunned·Tu Su: "Senior Brother..."

Jiang Cheng didn't move, but turned over calmly, and kicked his legs.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Well, that's right, I really pretended, I think I can own an Oscar statuette!I'll cross my waist for a while hee hee hee. ]

Baili Tusu yelled again speechlessly, but Jiang Cheng took advantage of the situation and smacked his mouth.

#You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep. #

"Senior brother, I..."

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Don't call me!I didn't wake up, I slept soundly!Thunder pushed me and I didn't wake up!I myself believe I fell asleep! ]

Baili Tusu: ...Q_Q

Baili Tusu stubbornly maintained his facial paralysis, but his eyes were full of complicated emotions.

No, a complicated one can no longer accurately describe his eyes.

It was full of entanglement, constipation, pain, embarrassment, speechlessness, dumbfounding, helplessness, dilemma...

#I can still save it. #

#刘兄我很很微微，very restrained，very like the outside and inside#

#I have no special hobbies to...shit (whisper)#

#I really...love cleanliness#

#You open your eyes and listen to me#

Baili Tusu had thousands of words in his heart, but he couldn't say a word, and he couldn't explain a word.

Did he take the initiative to say: "I'm not... out of respect..." ← trying to cover up.

Or: "I just want to jump on the lotus leaf."

What are you doing on the lotus leaf?

Are you going to Xiao Gong?

It is obviously the truth, but what the senior brother made up sounds more like the truth.More importantly, how should he explain it? He knew what Jiang Cheng was thinking.

Just when Baili Tusu was distracted by Jiangchen, and he was so depressed that he didn't know how to explain, he suddenly felt a heat in his legs.

boom -

Baili Tusu's face was shocked, he had not revealed his true thoughts for a long time, his cheeks trembled uncontrollably, and then slowly lowered his head.

At this time, Baili Tusu understood what is meant by real...

Live without love.

When eating in the morning, Baili Tusu exuded a gloomy aura, his face was dull and his eyes were blank.He seemed to have returned to the state where he hadn't met Jiang Cheng.He was so lonely, indifferent, with a paralyzed face, and his face was as heavy as a towering mountain.It was the loneliness and depression emanating from the soul.

At this time, Baili Tusu didn't have much appetite, but he still held the rice grains in his hands and sent them to his mouth silently.

The handkerchief had been thrown into the basin.

Baili Tusu is now wearing clothes made of lotus petals, with a circle around the top and a circle around the bottom.

Jiang Cheng was very considerate, with a calm face, and he carefully chopped the pickles for Tu Su into fine pieces with a knife.

"Eat some pickles."

Baili Tusu was startled, then picked up the pickles with his small hands, and slowly stuffed them into his mouth.

Baili Tusu was still in a trance.

He didn't want to recall at all, how he stood still in shock, and how his senior brother suddenly realized something, looked at him, and then enlightened him with empathy.He picked up a teacup and poured hot water for him to clean his body, and made him a new suit with flower petals, and comforted him by saying that he would borrow a needle and thread later to make decent clothes for him.During this process, Baili Tusu didn't seem to accept... that he... peed his pants.

While wearing new clothes, Baili Tusu felt that something in his heart was shattering little by little.

what is it then……

Is it the perception of oneself...

Is it the sound of reorganization of outlook on life, values, and world outlook?

In a trance, he seemed to hear Jiang Cheng's gasp.He turned his head, only to see Jiang Cheng lowered his head and put the handkerchief with his marks on it into the wooden basin.

"Brother... I... myself..." Baili Tusu stammered.

"It's okay." Jiang Cheng smiled slightly, "Your body is inconvenient."

Baili Tusu buried his head deeply.

No amount of soft consolation could heal the shock caused by this incident to Baili Tusu.

because……

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey]

Baili Tusu lowered his head, picked up the rice and chewed it crunchily.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Baili Tusu stuffed the half-bitten rice grains into his mouth, and continued to chew silently.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)]

The pickled vegetable Momo that Baili Tusu was holding was pinched into balls, and the juice dripped down like tears in his heart.

He felt the emotion called grievance again.

Baili Tusu thought silently of his childhood.

He had just entered Tianyong City at that time, lost his memory, and didn't know who he was. With his master, senior brother, Tianyong City became his home.However, due to the exclusion of other people in the back row, and the inability to approach others with the evil spirit of burning silence, he can only immerse himself in cultivation every day.

At that time, he thought that his life might not be able to get rid of Fenji, and he was doomed to be alone, and he would only repeat this practice every day.

but……

He did not expect that life is full of all kinds of unpredictability and uncontrollable.

Jiang Cheng turned his head and saw that Baili Tusu was sitting on the ground with one leg bent, his elbow resting on it, one hand holding rice grains and the other holding pickles. His expression was indifferent and silent, but the circles around his eyes Some red.His petal skirt lifted slightly, exaggerating his desperation.

Baili Tusu was immersed in memories and couldn't extricate himself. He thought a lot, and he had never been so heavy-hearted like now.

Ding Dong!

Baili Tusu's heart skipped a beat.

[Senior Brother Jiang Cheng: Uh... Tu Suji♂鸡 is exposed, how should I remind him to cover it up, maybe I should pretend not to know?But...so small, like a grain of rice. ]

The author has something to say:

【Tuesday update! 】

...what am I writing? !

Baili Tusu is like rice grains!sky! 【cover face with tentacles】

With a pure touch, I actually saw Tu Su's rice grains! 【Shyly rolled into a ball】

The comment said that Susu got angry when she pissed!Directly in the urine!

I swear!This must be my last black sousu!

Underneath the other texts are: Tu Su is so handsome!Tu Su is miserable!The author wants to give him a sexual blessing!

The bottom of the touch is: pissing and getting angry!In the urine!Ding|Ding so little!

Are you still Susu's true fans?They were actually discussing the issue of male gods urinating!

But after the initial stage passed, Baili Xiaosu didn't need to be so embarrassed anymore!After all, these problems are over!

I thought love was beautiful, but I didn't expect love to be life.he he he he he!

Some baby threw thunder at me! ! !The tentacles hugged their thighs and cried and rolled.thank you all! [Tentacle Biding | Ding is not, Bixinxin. 】

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