[Ancient Sword] Senior Brother Does Not Cultivate Immortals II

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Uh... Tu Su exposed the chicken – the chicken is here, how should I remind him to cover it, maybe I should pretend not to know?But...so small, like a grain of rice. ].

Baili Tusu wondered blankly why he could understand every word, but his brain couldn't successfully convert this sentence into a meaningful sentence for him to accept.

Meter?

What rice?

Small?

what small?

dew?

What dew?

At this time, there was another ding-dong sound.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Hey, long-haired rice grains!Hahahahahaha, it looks like a little earthworm wearing a wig! ]

long hair?

What hair?

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After Baili Tusu had a sudden realization of what Jiang Cheng said, suddenly a ball of heat exploded from his toes to the top of his head. He seemed to have been hit hard by a hammer, and his ears buzzed.

Baili Tusu felt the pain of the counterflow of the fresh air when he was practicing, no, it was more serious than that.

Why can people live like this?

Why did he stay awake and not pass out when he encountered an extremely embarrassing situation.

Why, am I so strong?

Baili Tusu felt that he was in great pain at this time, but he had no choice but to get through it no matter how embarrassing it was.

Yes, the evil spirit of Fenji has survived... mere...

Baili Tusu found that he couldn't make it through! ! !

After the embarrassing cancer Baili Tusu experienced a series of complicated inner struggles and fantasized about countless coping methods...

Choose the one with a necrotic expression and flatten the legs.

Baili Tusu didn't know which sentence to refute, or which sentence to reject.

His...chicken - how could a chicken be as small as rice, or...he exposed XX in front of his senior brother.

After being overjoyed and saddened, Baili Tusu unexpectedly calmed down at this time.

This is probably a kind of hopelessness and calmness when all cognition and lower limit are shattered by others.

Baili Tusu felt that his mood had actually improved.

People who practice Taoism do not have a higher level of state of mind, so it is naturally difficult to improve their cultivation base.How many practitioners have too many thoughts in their hearts, and they can't realize it for a long time, so they have to stop at one level.Seeing his state now, Master must also be happy. If he can keep making breakthroughs, it may not be too difficult to suppress Fen Ji.

Now he feels that he seems to be in touch with everything.

Presumably, as long as he regains his strength, he will definitely rise to a higher level.

As for what the senior brother said...chicken-chicken

Baili Tusu's expression was even more peaceful than the coldness and necrosis.

Lu didn't care about anything.

For him, he can accept anything at this time.

No matter the buttocks, the chicken, the egg, or the ashes in the armpit.

Nothing matters.

Everything is a cloud.

At this time, he even complained silently.

Senior brother's words are too vulgar, but phallic would be better.

No, don't you really think the penis is more filthy/dirty, young hero Baili?

Baili Tusu's expression was paralyzed, his eyes were as still as water, and he straightened his legs. Instead of sitting cross-legged, he knelt down obediently, holding a grain of rice in his hand, with a gloomy expression.

Jiang Cheng's expression was natural, seeing Baili Tusu's rice grains looming among the petals, and then disappearing.

People's eyes will subconsciously stare at moving objects, and when Jiang Cheng eats with his head down, his eyes follow the swaying up and down, left and right rice grains.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Su Su can be considered to have covered the eggs.As expected of Baili Tusu, he looked natural even with his eggs exposed, without any discomfort, I was wrong.This is true selflessness. ]

Baili Tusu, who had no self in his heart, knelt down calmly.

Amitabha, after experiencing too much, Baili Tusu, who had calmed down, had no waves in his heart.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: But it’s really too small, tsk tsk, this is the first time I’ve seen such a small chicken|chicken]

Baili Tusu: Flowers are not flowers, and fog is not fog. The rice grains at this time are not real rice grains. They are small at this time, but they are not really small.

[Senior Brother Jiang Cheng: It feels like it will be crushed into minced meat if you gently grind it with your hands. ]

Baili Tusu: ...I...I...

The rice grains in Baili Tusu's hands were crushed into mud in an instant.

Quit it!

Baili Tusu's little emotions completely exploded!

Talk about other people’s chickens – forget about the small chickens!Still need to crush it!Not a real brother at all!

What is calm, what is calm, what detachment is false.

At this moment, the grievance in my heart is stronger than the outbreak of evil spirit!He can control the evil spirit, but he can't control the feeling of tiredness in his heart!

Baili Tusu's suffocated breath made him feel like he was going to explode!

His chicken - chicken is very small right now!Baili Tusu admits this, but...but...senior brother...your...thoughts...are too, too...too...(╥╯﹏╰╥)

Jiang Cheng was still eating happily with a smile on his face, but when he saw Baili Tusu suddenly clenched the rice grains into mud, his smile twisted for a moment, and he felt chilly when he stepped down.

A little scared by my own brain.Jiang Cheng trembled in his heart. After all, Jiang Cheng felt that he could not accept the matter of crushing his life.

Don't think about it, let's eat and eat.As a result, Jiang Cheng ate happily, but Baili Tusu didn't have any appetite. He just wanted to find a corner to silently think about life and recall the simple self in the past.

Ever since he met his senior brother, his life has undergone tremendous changes, whether it is in the warmth between people, or in his armpit, prostration, genitals...

Baili Tusu didn't know why he became like this.

as well as……

Whether it's armpits, armpit hair, pecs, prostration, genitals...

Why had he never considered these questions?

Baili Tusu fell into deep self-doubt.

Could it be that I really don't like cleanliness?Could it be that my living habits... are really not good enough?Could it be... because of this reason, I will be excluded by other disciples?

In the silence of Baili Tusu, Jiang Cheng finished eating, and looked at Baili Tusu's rice grains all over, with an unpredictable expression, probably because he was still doubting his life because of the incident of peeing his pants, so he didn't bother him. He cleared the table, washed the bowls, and thoughtfully put a clean cloth towel beside Baili Tusu to wipe his hands.

Then Jiang Chengcheng planned to wash Baili Tusu's urinating hand roll as well.

On the other hand, Baili Tusu is deeply reflecting on his past life, starting from all the trivialities of life.

Jiang Cheng asked Baili Tusu if he wanted to go out. After all, he was going out to find the most suitable place for cultivation, and he also needed to get acquainted with the people in the village so that he could borrow some things.

Baili Tusu shook his head, he wanted to be quiet.He hasn't come up with an answer yet, and has no intention of going out.

Jiang Cheng didn't ask too much, but felt that the child's ability to resist stress still needs to be strengthened, isn't it just peeing his pants.Still need to exercise.

"Then I'm going out, this is for you." Jiang Cheng took a wooden cup and put it in front of Baili Tusu.

Baili Tusu:? ? ?

"I may go out for a long time this time. If you want to be a monk, use this first. I will clean it up for you when you come back."

Baili Tusu: ...

After Jiang Cheng left, Baili Tusu stared at the wooden cup for a long, long time.

Why, life will become like this?

Philosopher False Baili Tusu silently asked Fen Ji who was put aside.

Fenji's red light flashed: Fuck, how did I know!I can't pee my pants!

Jiang Cheng got out of the wooden house, looked at it for a while, and felt that the air here was good. He was very excited when he arrived in a new and strange place. Jiang Cheng liked new places, especially new villages.

He walked quietly around the village, and there was a new face in the village. Although the village chief didn't say anything, he still let the wind out.Everyone saw Jiang Cheng in white clothes walking around the village, but they didn't dare to talk to him, they gathered around in twos and threes.

Hearing other people's whispering, Jiang Cheng didn't care.

He circled around, delineated the place of practice, and walked back along the original road.When he met an old man carrying a basket on the road, he went to help him. He was not afraid of life, and the old man gradually accepted Jiang Cheng's help after being panicked at the beginning.Xin Dao, the son of destiny, is really a good man.

Jiang Cheng wanted to exchange some things with the old man for needles and threads, but the old man didn't want Jiang Cheng's things, so he gave some to him directly. When the village chief heard that Jiang Cheng was out of the house, he immediately sent someone to ask. There was nothing needed, Jiang Cheng didn't shirk it, and told Li Yun the daily necessities he needed one, two, three.

Not long after, someone carried things to Jiang Cheng's wooden house. Jiang Cheng felt embarrassed, and money was not very useful here, so he took out some rare things outside and gave them to the people who came to deliver things. They take them home for their children to play with.

When they were delivering things, Baili Tusu heard someone outside. After a little thought, he lifted the lid of the teapot and hid it in the teapot. Fortunately, there was no water in the teapot. He didn't want others to see the clothes he was wearing now, this clothes , it is enough for the senior brother to see, he doesn't want anyone to know except the senior brother.

As for those questions, Baili Tusu chose to give up thinking about them.

After the people left, Jiang Cheng came out, and Baili Tusu nimbly pushed open the lid of the teapot, and jumped out from inside.

Jiang Cheng turned around and saw Baili Tusu standing beside the wooden cup. He thought he had just finished urinating, so he went over to clean up his excrement, but when he walked over, he found that Baili Tusu didn't show respect, so he couldn't help looking at Baili Tusu strangely Li Tusu took a look.Could Baili Tusu be a little constipated?

"Brother, these things they sent...?"

"Ask them to borrow some needles and threads, and you can wear new clothes today." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "Isn't it inconvenient to wear these clothes?"

Thinking of all the things that happened in the morning that he didn't want to recall, Baili Tusu nodded heavily.

"We're starting to make clothes now. What style do you want?" Jiang Cheng was obviously very interested in this matter.

Baili Tusu's heart warmed up, "As long as senior brother likes it."

Jiang Cheng smiled happily, "Then I'll do whatever I want, and I'll make sure you're satisfied."

Baili Tusu also smiled slightly, and then he felt uneasy again.

It must be an illusion.

Jiang Cheng rolled up his sleeves, planning to do something big.While doing it, he said, "I've put away all your previous clothes for you, and I'll wear them after you regain your normal physique."

"Because you usually wear dark clothes, so this time I asked them for some dark red and black fabrics. Although I think you look stable in dark colors at a young age, you are a bit old-fashioned. But since you Like, then these are secondary."

Baili Tusu was listening. Actually...he didn't particularly like black, but when choosing clothes, he subconsciously chose black.

It may have something to do with his personality. His personality is cold and he always has some things in his heart, so he subconsciously chose black, just like his fate.

Unlike Jiang Cheng, no matter what time of day he is in a high mood and is happy every day, so Baili Tusu thinks it is the most suitable for him to wear white.

"Come on, Tu Su, let me measure your length."

Baili Tusu stood over honestly, "What do you need me to do?"

Jiang Cheng pulled out a slender leaf pole, and the leaves on it had been cleaned by Jiang Cheng.

"Stand still." Jiang Cheng measured Baili Tusu's shoulder.

Baili Tusu heard every time he measured a spot.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Hey!The shoulders are so narrow! ]

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Hey!The arms are so short! ]

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Hey!The waist is so thin! ]

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Hey!The legs are so short! ]

Baili Tusu's heart was calm, he didn't think it was strange, after all, this time the senior brother was very reliable and didn't complain about his armpit and penis, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.

"Lift up your feet, I'll make you a pair of shoes." Jiang Cheng was very happy, he was addicted to making clothes and couldn't extricate himself.

Baili Tusu originally wanted to raise his legs, but he didn't know what he thought of. He turned sideways cautiously, slightly pressed the skirt with his hands, then bent his knees with his back facing him, and raised his feet.

Jiang Cheng: ... What kind of strange posture is this, why are you sticking your hips at me?

After measuring, Jiang Chengcheng took the needlework scissors and began to gesture.

"Tu Su, you play with this first, I'll be busy for a while." Without thinking too much, Jiang Cheng took out a small wooden horse from the storage space and put it in front of Baili Tusu, and took out another one that he picked up on the road. Knotted tortoise [before the cicada returns its shell].

When Jiang Cheng picked it up, it was very novel, because usually there are only cicadas during the day, and I don’t know what’s going on, I guess they came out late, but it turned out that it was dawn, and others took off their shells one after another. It seemed that the reaction was too slow, and Jiang Cheng picked him upright as soon as he crawled out of the soil.

Tianyong City is located on the mountain, and there are people who are responsible for cleaning it. But I haven't seen many Tusu with a cicada shell like this, let alone a living one.

Baili Tusu silently looked at the little wooden horse, and then at the knotted turtle that was crawling towards him.

I don't know if I shouldn't brush off my brother's kindness.

"Don't you like these?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and asked.

"……I love so much."

Baili Tusu liked it. When he was young, other disciples were taken care of by his parents, and they would always send him some strange and rare toys. At that time, he just looked at them enviously.

Because I couldn't get it all the time, I told myself that it didn't matter, he didn't need it.

After a long time, he really became uninterested in anything other than cultivation.

Baili Tusu walked to the wooden horse and pushed it with his hands. The wooden horse swayed back and forth, and he pushed it again.

The tortoise crawled to his side, and he knelt down to meet his big eyes, and then touched its head with his hand.

In Tianyong City, he saw other disciples playing with this in their hands, when others came to provoke them!He would just say coldly: "I'm busy with cultivation, so naturally I won't spend effort on these foreign objects."

As a result, when he secretly went to dig, all the tortoises turned upside down and died because of the evil spirit of burning silence.

Baili Tusu silently picked up the knotted turtle, ignored its struggle, put him on the back of the little wooden horse, and pushed him.

Knotted turtle: mdzz

Baili Tusu smiled.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was also happy to see Tu Su having fun. He thought it would be better for Baili Tu Su to smile more.

Jiang Cheng planned to make a set of Baili Tusu's previous clothes, so he took out Baili Tusu's bag, talked to him, and opened the bag.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Uh...why are there two coats but no underwear. ]

Baili Tusu: ...

The bad premonition came true.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: By the way... I don't think I've ever seen Tu Su change his underwear... I suddenly feel that I can't look at Baili Tu Su directly...]

Baili Tusu's heart skipped a beat.The tortoise snapped off the wooden horse and fell on all fours.

Jiang Cheng's eyes were gloomy, and Baili Tusu's scalp felt numb.

[Senior Brother Jiang Cheng: I don't have the habit of wearing it, but I still feel that a pair of underwear is enough... Then how long has he been wearing that pair of underwear before...]

The author has something to say:

Why did the tentacle use the mobile phone to write the second half of the chapter!Tentacles are not enough! 【Holding tired hands and weeping】

Chutuo suddenly discovered that the elders who stayed here really love me!Because I feel that the writing is super bad, but you guys are still laughing non-stop.Well, it really is true love!So comforting to me!

etc!I see!You are hahahaha because you like to watch Baili Shaoxia's Jiangjiang Niangniang!Why does Baili Tusu, who has a miserable life experience, have a bunch of you black fans!

The most handsome tentacle prince: Susu, I love you so much, everyone wants to see you make a fool of yourself...

Baili Tusu: (drawing the sword indifferently) Everything in the world will disappear one day.

Me: (silently clutching my crotch and shivering) Don't!stop!Your own xx has become smaller, but mine is innocent! (frightened tentacles scattered)

[Updated on Friday! 】