[Comprehensive] The Ritual of Blame Evil

When Yinshi woke up, he felt like all the bones in his body were falling apart. He stared at the ceiling in a daze and didn't want to move at all. Logically speaking, he is also a protagonist. After the incident, the protagonist should be full of blood. Resurrected, why is his whole body falling apart when he comes here, and he doesn't even have any strength?

Yinshi thought this way and struggled to sit up. He was very concerned about the noise outside. Yinsang was lying here with such a serious injury. Why can those guys outside laugh so happily? Sure enough, those guys Always look forward to Yinsang having an accident and then taking the position of the protagonist!He won't allow this!

Yinshi stood up and shook his body for a while. He recalled the fierce battle and Ah Qi's appearance at that time...

Seven!

Yinshi's mind suddenly became clear, that's right!Ah Qi is back!

"Seven!!"

Gintoki opened the door abruptly, and it was clear that there was one more person in the originally narrow Master Room. A girl who didn't look much older than Kagura sat side by side on the sofa with Kagura, holding vinegar kelp in her mouth, which made Gintoki Then the corner of her mouth twitched fiercely, why did this girl get along with this group of people in one night, girl, your character design is too good!

"Ah, Yinshi, you woke up, it's already noon."

Yinshi couldn't help but growl in Qisha's extremely natural tone:

"Hey! Why are you, a guy you haven't seen for a few years, sitting here as if nothing happened! Give me some excitement when you reunite!!"

She must be the one who disappeared!Why on the contrary, this guy naturally connected the gap where she was not there like a normal person, ignoring the past few years like a dream!

"what……"

Qisha uttered a weak monosyllabic sound, and Yinshi was still wrapped in bandages, but Qisha was only now able to see Yinshi's appearance at a close distance. He didn't seem to have changed much, and even, he was a little more lively.

Seven kills nodded his head and stood up. When Gintoki was puzzled by Seven Kill's movements, he saw the girl rushing towards him at an unusual speed and threw herself into his arms. Gintoki staggered backwards After a few steps, I was startled by Seven Kill's movements. The girl was still so small, she seemed not much taller than Kagura. Gintoki felt that he could wrap her around her with one arm, and Seven Kill buried her face in Gintoki. chest, her bland tone was a bit muffled, and even subtly coquettish, she said softly:

"I miss you so much, Silver."

Hello! ! ! !Such a gentle picture is okay! ! !Why is there such a picture of blushing and heartbeating! !

Gintoki looked at the girl in his arms at a loss, and didn't know where to put his hand. When he looked at Shin Hachi and Kagura, these two guys showed the same malicious expression, Gintoki swallowed Drooling, just when he was about to put his hand on the girl's shoulder, Qisha raised his head, still with that expressionless little face, pulled her flat tone and said lightly:

"Is this all right?"

"..."

Yinshi's face darkened in an instant, and his hand, which he didn't know where to put, directly pulled Qisha's soft face, and said unceremoniously:

"It can be a fart!"

"Pain Pain Pain Pain..."

Nana grinned and cried out in pain. At this time, the girl's expression was so vivid that it was completely different from her usual appearance. Gintoki pulled Nana's face fiercely, but her heart was still beating very fast. Nana's actions at that moment really stopped It's his time, but I'm a little uncomfortable.

Those who deceive Yinsang boy's heart are unforgivable!

Thinking about it, Yinshi stepped up his strength again.

"Silver sauce, let go of Qisha sauce, the worst man is Alu!"

Kagura finally shouted, holding the vinegar kelp in one hand and stepping on the coffee table with a righteous look on his face, Gintoki raised his eyebrows and continued to pull Seven Kill's face and said in his usual tone:

"Why do you have such a good relationship in one night." No matter how you look at it, this girl and that girl will not be of the same type.

"This is the sense of proximity produced by the same height, Aru!"

Kagura said proudly that she felt very friendly when she saw Qisha, the same height, the same flat chest, she and Qisha-chan are like sisters who haven't seen each other for many years!

Looking at Kagura's expression, he knew that this girl watched too many TV dramas last night:

"Sister you haven't seen for many years, this guy you saw is just a dwarf who hasn't developed for many years, don't look at her, she is already 20+ years old, the same height as you can only let her know clearly that the height is already hers Terminally ill."

Qisha narrowed her eyes like an irritated hamster, and bit hard on Yinshi's hand that didn't let go of her face, Yinshi felt the tingling pain on her hand and immediately shouted:

"It hurts, hurts, hurts..."

"Yin Sang, you can't do this, Miss Qisha is your former companion, right? Just like Mr. Gui, you should be more polite to companions you haven't seen for a long time."

Xin Baji said to Yinshi with an upright and good boy's appearance, when he saw Gui, Yinshi had a bad attitude towards Gui, and now a companion appeared with great difficulty. I am very curious about what Yinshi's past was like.

"Who between me and Ah Qi, you don't need to be polite, right, Ah Qi."

Yinshi shook his bitten hand, the clear tooth marks on it made Yinshi's mouth bark, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart that the girl's sharp teeth were so ruthless.

"Well, who is with Yinshi and me, mine is Yinshi's."

Qisha did not refute Yinshi, this sentence is indeed correct, she is Yinshi's sword, everything about her belongs to Yinshi, she belongs to Yinshi, but it is incredible for Xin Baji who doesn't know the inside story , he froze and was extremely surprised by the girl's innocence. The girl's words were completely lines that would only appear on JUMP. He turned his head and turned his white glasses to Gintoki and said dryly:

"Yin Sang, you are going to sue you for deceiving a pure girl and abducting a pure girl."

"Not at all! It's been said that this guy is 20+, enough to do any adult thing."

Yinshi said coolly, but Xin Baji couldn't calm down with these words:

"What is an adult thing, what is that thing! Such a girl can only be kept at home! Who can do it!!"

"Encourage... Are you a zashiki boy! Consecrate her!"

Gintoki also replies to Xin Baji in a grumpy manner.

In the eyes of Xin Baji, the appearance of Seven Kills is completely in line with the fantasies of otaku, obedient [wrong], well-behaved [wrong], three innocent [wrong], soft girl [wrong], simple [wrong], but such an existence cannot As a love object, you can only watch it quietly at home.

"In the final analysis, Yinsang, you are too much. Since Gintama started broadcasting, Miss Seven Kills has never appeared. Your former companion, Mr. Gui, and that Takasugi have appeared several times, but Miss Seven Kills even has a silhouette. None of them have ever appeared, and even the occasional fragments of memories in a few episodes do not have some descriptions of Miss Seven Kills, where do you plan to put Miss Seven Kills! Where do you plan to let Miss Seven Kills appear!"

Wait, he is obviously the leading actor, why did these two guys stand beside the girl with a righteous face and defend her?

Yinshi's eyes were a little erratic, his fingers scratched his cheeks and the corners of his mouth twitched and replied:

"Ahahaha... Gintama Gaiden or something..."

"Asshole! I've never heard of that kind of thing!"

Xinbaji wants to flip the table, what is Gintama Gaiden!It sounds like something that won't appear!

"By the way, the first season is over, and Miss Seven Kills has no chance to appear!"

"Xin Baji, Ah Qi won't care about such small things..."

Yinshi shook his hands and said in an affirmative tone, Xin Baji was stunned for a moment, it seemed that it had been like this from the past, although Yinshi didn't mention the past things very much, and he didn't have a good attitude towards his past companions, but he always used Treat them with a positive attitude, which is a kind of natural trust.But when Xinbaji sighed, Yinshi quickly grabbed Qisha's cheek and pulled her over, and asked with a ferocious expression:

"In other words, the wig told me that you came back two years ago, where did you go, you didn't come to find Yinsang, you only found me now that the first season is over, you know how many times you missed the opportunity to appear What? Even if you cry, I won’t give it to you.”

Hello!You yourself were just saying she wouldn't care!Why do you care more than the other party! ! !

Qisha broke away Yinshi's hand and rubbed her cheeks. As soon as she came back, her face was ravaged by Yinshi several times. She felt that her facial nerves were injured a little. She stared at Yinshi's red eyes, Although the man's tone was frivolous as if he was asking casually, his eyes were extremely serious.

Qisha sighed, curled his lips:

"There's nothing I can do if I can't find you. It's precisely because I missed the first season that I chose to play in the theatrical version."

Speaking of Seven Kills, showing a little proud thumb, Gintoki could only twitch as a reply to the girl's words. This girl is really ambitious. She skipped the first season completely, and relied on the theater version of Red Sakura as soon as she appeared. It's about time, damn it!

"...You bastard, don't appear in the second season, just wait until the next theatrical version to appear!"

"Sorry, you won't have the chance to appear in the next theatrical version."

A deep voice came, this familiar voice and tone, Yinshi twitched the corners of his mouth, turned his head and looked at the door tremblingly, there were several guys in black uniforms blocking the door, Qisha was very familiar with that uniform , no, one of the group of people is very familiar.

"what……"

Of course Okita saw Qisha, she was sitting with his deadly enemy, the Chinese girl, in Okita's view, it was a feeling that two enemies joined forces.

"Why, did you find any help?"

Okita took a step forward, sneered at Seven Kill, and Seven Kill calmly glanced at the people behind Okita, and replied calmly:

"Why, did you find the backstage?"

Hello!What is going on with this simmering atmosphere!

There was a consistent sneer on the faces of the two confronting each other, and the intersecting eyes seemed to rub off sparks, Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth and patted Qisha's eyes and pulled her back:

"Okita-kun, your pupils are dilated, and if you look at it any longer, you will get needle eyes~"

"Hey! What do you think of Miss Qisha! Why do you describe her as something you can't look at directly! The only things that can see the president's needle eye are beep—— and XXOO beep——right!"

Xin Baji shouted unbearably, why does this guy always use such obscene words!

"Ah, sorry, I was a little excited to see the prey that escaped from my hand."

Okita's delicate face paired with his innocent expression, if it wasn't for the obvious trembling S in his words, it would look very harmless just for that expression, and Gintoki's completely incompatible expression for Okita The corner of Ji Ji's mouth twitched fiercely, this shaking S was about to draw a knife.

"Excited, are you in heat, or are you in heat with me?"

Qisha covered her eyes with her hand when she opened the silver, and said to Okita coolly while pulling her bland eyes, the one-wavelength tone is very unbearable, not to mention Kagura fanning the flames beside her:

"Ah, the Chihuahua punk has reached this age, hurry up and yell twice obediently, my sister will give you candy."

"Cut you off, flat-chested duo."

As soon as the last word of Okita Liangliang's words fell, the knife in his hand came out of the sheath and quickly slashed at the two of them. Seven kills and Kagura were like partners who have been together for many years, and their movements were incomparable. He turned over and placed one hand on Okita's blade-swinging arm, lowered his body and kicked Okita's head sideways with a delicate balance. After noticing Seven Kill's movements, Okita blocked Seven Kill's side with his other hand Kicked, but at the same time, Kagura swept down Okita's lower body quickly and neatly, breaking Okita's balance. After Okita lost his balance, his expression did not change at all. , when he fell down, he adjusted his body, turned over in the few seconds he was stuck in the air, kicked the Seven Kills with his right foot, and kicked Kagura down after turning around with his left foot, Seven Kills and Kagura Both caught Okita's kick with their arms, and the two slid a few steps away at the same time to maintain a defensive posture.

"Wanshiwu, do you only hire employees with that kind of combat power here? Is there another wild girl who is not enough?"

Hijikata walked up to Yinshi's side, his deep voice was calm rather than magnetic, and he seemed to be a reliable person just by listening to his voice, but most people would be scared away by his stern expression when they saw people. Shikata twitched his lips and looked at the three fighting. He and Hijikata looked like parents watching their children fighting. Gintoki fooled Hijikata without changing his face:

"Ah, Ah Qi, she is our kanban lady."

What would he say about people with lofty ideals?

"Ah, that's right, then why did your kanban lady fight so fiercely with our first team captain?"

Hijikata took a puff of cigarette and let it out slowly. He had a rough idea of ​​the level of the wild girl in Wanshiwu. As a born warrior of the Yetu clan, this girl's fighting power is beyond the charts, but this is the first time I met her. The kanban girl made him unclear for a while. Although with the help of the wild girl, he was on par with Sougo, but Hijikata always felt a sense of disobedience.

"I also want to know, by the way, do you single out more than half of the members of our Wanshiwu to kick the hall, ah! I know, you first send generals to kill our two members and hurt our vitality to seize power! "

Gintoki's dead fish eyes instantly became a little bit brighter, with an expression of learning to find the truth, he pointed his finger at Hijikata with an expression of righteousness, as if there was such a thing.

"More than half of the members, counting Miss Qisha and Dingchun, there are only four people and a dog in total! Speaking of which, why did you change the tone of a big river drama? You have watched too many TV dramas! Also, Mr. Hijikata It's not as insidious as you think in your heart, don't make up your mind!"

If you have time to slander others, why not hurry up and stop the fight on the other side!Shin Hachi roared inwardly.

"Ah, I was discovered by you, our purpose." Hijikata answered Gintoki's words very flatly.

"Hey!! Why did you take it for granted, why did you follow his words, what is the so-called purpose!"

Xin Baji twitched the corners of his mouth and spat out sparingly, Yinshi gave Xin Baji a meaningful look, and his tone was also meaningful:

"Xin Baji, you are so naive, haven't you found out yet?"

Yinshi's serious expression made Xinbaji's heart skip a beat:

"Could it be...!"

"Their goal is to be photogenic for the next theatrical version!"

"It's just this!!!" Xin Baji wanted to flip the table.

"That's right, we even thought about the title, it's called Gintama Theatrical Version Gaiden, Zhenxuan Group Jade Blood Record."

The earthwork nodded and revealed their purpose indifferently.

"Why did you take his words as a matter of course! Do you have the purpose of exposing yourself like this! It will never succeed!" However, Yinshi seemed more excited than Xin Baji:

"Wait! I haven't heard of this at all!! You guys are not aiming to be on camera in the theater version, you are trying to push us down and become the protagonist! I don't agree, as the protagonist, I don't Appearing in Gintama or something, I will not agree!"

"Didn't you look like you saw through them just now! Why are you surprised now! Don't slap yourself!"

"What is the Gaiden of the Gintama theatrical version! What is the Gaiden of the Gintama! I have never heard of it, and it will never happen!"

"...You also admitted that there is no such thing as Gintama Gaiden..."

Xin Baji's decisive tone twitched the corner of his mouth when facing Yinshi. This guy's ability to tell nonsense with his eyes open is really top-notch.

"Ah, Dan, you really worked hard, raising two mountain gorillas."

Okita's faint voice sounded, which made the three people realize that the sound of the fighting over there seemed to be a little quieter. The three of them looked in the direction of Okita at the same time, and the expressions of the three people were also frozen on the same screen at the same time. Seven kills, Kagura and The three of Okita seem to be in a three-legged situation, no one wins and no one loses. The degree of their injuries can only be described as a little embarrassment. Seven kills narrowed their eyes and responded to Okita's words:

"Well, raising a disobedient Chihuahua like you seems to take a lot of work."

Speaking of Qisha, he paused for a moment, then turned around and asked Yinshi in a subtle questioning tone:

"Why did he call you Dana?"

The silver hour alarm clock rang loudly, he almost forgot about it, he explained with a stiff expression:

"Because I'm the boss of Master House."

Will he tell Qisha that an illiterate Danna has many meanings?

At this moment, Yinshi is very fortunate that Qisha, this little idiot, is an illiterate who lacks common sense in all aspects of life, so Yinshi has cultivated his skill of fooling Qisha like a fire, Qisha's reaction was slow and he understood it, but found that Something is wrong:

"But at that time, you hadn't been the boss of Wanshiwu yet."

"That's because Yinsang's ideal at that time was to be the owner of Wanshiwu!"

Yinshi felt that he was really smart. It is a rare talent to have such a clever response without supplementing enough sugar for himself. Looking at Qisha's expression, he almost believed it. Yo, what more? Ju Ahqi can be completely fooled by her, and the history of being called Danna can also be covered up... Ah Le, why is it a bit regretful?

"Hey... so you had such an ideal back then. I thought your ideal was to turn rice all over the world into red bean rice."

This girl really believed it!No, this girl believed Yin Shi's words without hesitation!

"The one who will be targeted by everyone..."

Xin Baji turned his head and said silently.

"Huh? Then my ideal is to turn rice all over the world into Ochazuke."

I just said why you guys can take it for granted!

"Ah, if Hijikata-san's ideal is this, then I will be the first warrior to attack you."

Okita turned his head when he heard Hijikata's words, blinked his innocent expression, and said a flat tone with a sad look. Hijikata spit out the smoke in his mouth. It's a miracle that Hijikata, who has always been irritable, hasn't erupted yet. All the stern, handsome and composed appearances were let go like farts.

"You guys have been thinking about how to crusade me! Why do you say that you are so great, and your ideal is how to kill me!"

Although Hijikata tried his best to tell the truth, it was not something to be proud of. The guys around him racked their brains every day to kill him, and he had to rack his brains not to be killed by the other party. Hijikata felt that he was a warrior , mayonnaise warriors!

"Since Hijikata-san wishes so much..."

"Not at all! Who would wish so much? How can I fix it! Don't misinterpret other people's meaning! You bastard!"

Resisting the urge to draw the knife, Tufang shouted angrily, this guy's calm expression really wanted him to draw the knife!Cut him down!

"My ideal is to let all the rice in the world go into my stomach, Aru."

After the battle, Kagura sat back on the sofa and made a speech according to the current topic. Xin Baji, who was sitting opposite Kagura, twitched the corners of his mouth and complained fiercely to the innocent girl opposite:

"This is no longer an ideal. This is a declaration against the world. Others put everything in their pockets. This girl just put rice into her stomach. Does this girl like being a villain so much? By the way Are we talking about the topic now and talking about our respective ideals?"

Xin Baji thought this way, and delivered a speech following their topic:

"Ah, then my ideal is... that people all over the world become fans of Teramon Dotsu."

Have you finished complaining about ideals as if nothing happened to others, why are your ideals related to the whole world? Do you have any enmity with the world, do you want to fight against the world!

"By the way, Miss Qisha, what about your ideal?"

Xin Baji asked Qisha, this is completely talking about an ideal topic, and it has missed the original topic!

"..."

Qisha didn't answer Xinpachi immediately, but paused for a while, and raised a faint smile:

"My dream has come true."

"???"

The girl's smile is indifferent, but very bright. The important thing is not the arc of the smile or the size of the laugh, but the truthfulness of the smile and the joy from the heart.

Yes, the ideal of the Seven Kills was realized a long time ago...

【I want to be the sword of Silver Time...】