[Comprehensive] The Ritual of Blame Evil

"At the end of the first season, we have enough time to take a vacation, and we will be separated for a while."

"Xin Baji, why do you have to look sad about the farewell, we will meet in the second season soon."

Euntoki picks his nostrils and comforts Xin Baji in a calm manner, but he feels melancholy for a while. They have a friendship of 201 episodes. Although they kept deceiving the audience to end or something during the broadcast, it finally came to an end. Sometimes he snorts instead.

"It's not me who is sad, it's you Yinsang, my sister and I are going to travel with the Yagyu family, and Kagura-chan is also going out to practice with her father. You and Miss Qisha are the only ones in the whole house of affairs. You can't just because other people are not here Just bully Miss Seven Kills, get along well with Miss Seven Kills."

"Twitter, twitter, twitter, are you mom?"

This is basically my mother's exhortations to the housekeeper children before going out. Yinsang is such a stable and reliable man at first glance, how can he be repaired.

"Xin Baji, if you keep on talking like this, the character setting will become the cutting-edge glasses of the old mother. Just as the first season is over, it is also possible to change the character setting in the second season."

"It's just another pair of glasses! Is my character set just a pair of glasses!"

Xin Baji shouted unbearably, since the second half of the issue, his setting has changed from the general public face to the setting that the body is glasses!

"Xin Baji, a character can be described and replaced by an item is the success of a character."

"I don't want this kind of success!"

It completely wiped out his existence and replaced it with another object! !

Xin Baji took a deep breath, and Yin Shi was still acting foolishly. Xin Baji knew that there would be no result to continue discussing this topic, so he returned to the original topic:

"Okay, Yinsang, it's almost time for me to go too, you and Miss Qisha have to get along well."

"Ah, I see, let's go."

The two of them had been delayed at the door for too long, Yinshi shook his hands impatiently, Xin Baji knew that this was Yinshi's usual attitude, he bowed and turned to leave, Yinshi watched Xin Baji's back and walked down the stairs , walked across the street, disappeared at the end of the street before turning into the house.

"Ah, Ah Qi, Xin Baji has been talking for a long time, you..."

When Yinshi entered the room, he didn't see Qisha in the hall, so he turned a corner and walked to his room, only to see the girl standing in his room holding a familiar machine in his hand.

that is……

Yinshi squinted his eyes and stared at the object on the Seven Killers for a long time before realizing that it was the machine that Xin Baji brought over to assemble the ideal woman in his mind, and he remembered the appearance he assembled...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, let go of that machine, it will explode!!!'

Yinshi rushed over in a hurry, afraid that Qisha would see the picture above, and Qisha felt very problematic when he saw Yinshi's flustered expression. When did this man look so flustered?

When you do something guilty.

When Gintoki was about to snatch the machine from the Seven Killers, Seven Kills quickly raised his hand to prevent Gintoki from touching him. Gintoki raised his hand following the Seven Killers' movements. The height of the Seven Killers was not for Gintoki. What difficulty, but when he was about to touch the machine, Qisha let go of the machine in his hand, and the machine fell from above Qisha's head and fell behind Qisha, Qisha's other hand caught the machine, The girl's series of movements were incomparably smooth, and Yinshi was stuck with Qisha all the time, unable to touch the machine in the slightest.

Yinshi grinned, feeling helpless and impatient with the girl's actions, thinking that if Seven Kills saw the above picture, he would want to find a time machine to travel through, it's too shameful!

"Ah Qi, it's really going to explode!"

Yinshi distracted Seven Kills' attention while trying to find a way to take away the machine. Seven Kills changed hands very quickly, switching from one hand to the other in the blink of an eye.

"Well, are you afraid?"

Seven kills said meaningfully, Yinshi's expression made her more concerned about what was on this computer, when she got it, the screen was still black and she hadn't had time to open it yet.

"Why, how is it possible, there is nothing that can scare Yinsang."

Yinshi's right hand grabbed Seven Kill's left hand, so that she had no chance to change hands. The machine had just switched to the right hand, and when Seven Kill was about to backhand and throw it up from behind, Yin Shi's left hand was behind Seven Kill. Grabbing her right hand, in order to firmly grasp both hands, Yinshi surrounded Qisha with his whole body, like a hug, shackling the girl's smaller body in his arms, Yinshi felt Seven kills finally showed a triumphant smile when he couldn't move:

"caught you."

Yinshi's hand touched the screen of the machine, and for a moment a strong light lit up from the screen, almost illuminating the whole room. The machine he was holding with Seven Kills, Yinshi could feel the transmission from the machine to the machine. There was a gust of heat between them, the glare was so dazzling that I couldn't open my eyes, Yinshi closed her eyes, hugged Qisha tightly, if something happened, he could save her from getting hurt.

But Yinshi didn't know exactly what happened, he only knew that he lost consciousness and his eyes went dark.

******

Yinshi felt that someone was picking off his clothes, not being gentle at all could be said to be rough, Yinshi's consciousness gradually recovered, and he realized something was wrong after a while, Seven kills were still in his arms, which bastard was taking his clothes off !

Gintoki opened his eyes suddenly, took the girl in his arms under his armpit, drew out the wooden knife at his waist, kicked the guy around him to cut a path, and retreated to a safe area. Everything happened in the In his subconscious fighting consciousness, Yinshi blinked his pupils vigorously for fear that his eyes would misread the picture in front of him. He remembered that he was still in the Wanshiwu before he fainted, and the place he is now is definitely not in the Wanshiwu. , and even said that it can’t be counted as being in Edo, because he has never seen any place in Edo that is full of dilapidated walls and rubbish everywhere. The people in front of him are more like wild wolves who have been hungry for a few days. Seeing that he and Qisha both showed blatant greedy expressions.

Gintoki twitched the corners of his mouth, although he really wanted to calm down, but he couldn't:

"What is that machine? How can it be repaired? Could it be the transfer device of the legendary heaven and man!"

He had heard a legend before, although he didn't believe what the wig said, the news about the wig is that the heavenly beings made a machine that can transfer their position back and forth between their home star and the earth, because the functions are not comprehensive and the performance is not good Stability is only a small amount of production. It seems that transferring to an unknown planet is also possible. However, Gintoki overturned his guess. I didn't hear that the transfer device also has the function of combining female faces. That's the application. program!Or is this machine a multifunctional smart machine like that XPAD?

"Ah Qi, Ah Qi, wake up! Someone is going to rob us!"

Gintoki shook the girl who was still asleep. The girl was as limp as a sea cucumber and swayed at will with Gintoki's movements. Gintoki continued to shake Qisha vigorously a few times, and it was Qikill who woke up As a sign, Qisha rubbed his eyes as if he had just woken up and said softly:

"Huh? Is it dawn? Good morning, Yinshi."

The corner of Yinshi's mouth twitched fiercely with Qisha's unwarranted appearance, this girl looks so easy to sell!

"It's too early for you! If we don't wake up, we will be thrown into the wilderness!"

No, this place is worse than the wilderness, there are garbage everywhere!What planet are they on? ! ! !

"Well……"

Qisha looked at the surrounding scenery, except for a few dilapidated houses and a few fierce people in front of him, the rest were piled up on the ground. Qisha looked around and fixed his sight on the few people in front of him , and then asked slowly:

"who are they?"

"Are you asking now! Your reaction is too slow!"

Yinshi put Qisha down, and then knocked on her head lightly, although the words were talking to Qisha, but from the corner of his eye, he observed the few people opposite without any trace. I'm not an ordinary gangster, Yinshi couldn't help but sigh in his heart, the ordinary gangsters probably attacked immediately, but these people stopped attacking after the move just passed, obviously they were guessing him There are not many punks with such sophisticated skills and patience.

"Hmph, if you don't do it, I'll take what's on these two guys."

One of them said with a sneer to the people next to him, pointing at Qisha and Yinshi as two prey to be slaughtered, Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled back:

"Hey, that's not okay. This body is my standard equipment. Without this body, I wouldn't be Gintama."

"I don't know what this idiot is talking about. The man was killed, and the woman was sent to the fourth district to be sold."

Yinshi has a bad heart, these people are even more robbers and bastards than Chun Yu's wave of heaven and man, he calmly glanced at Qisha, the girl still had the same indifferent expression, but her hanging hands had already formed into fists Its shape can be attacked with just one touch. The people on the opposite side seemed to have reached an agreement, and then they attacked Gintoki and Seven Killers. Gintoki's lazy red pupils instantly became sharp, and the Toya Lake He slashed fiercely at the gap where he saw the opponent.

The attacking pace of Yinshi and Seven Kills is very consistent. The power of Yinshi and Seven Kills can be used to kill a person in an instant, but both of them felt something wrong at the moment of attacking. Next, the opponent simply blocked the attack with his hands. Yinshi felt that what he chopped was not a soft human body, but a steel plate. When that person's arm was chopped up, Yinshi's hand holding the knife could feel slightly numb. Shi Shi quickly let go of Lake Toya and let the blade circle around the opponent's wrist. Sensation to touch, Gintoki clicked lightly and found it troublesome. He lowered his body and tripped the opponent and ran back quickly. At the same time, Seven Kills used the backspin kick of 'Peony', but the opponent simply crossed his hands to catch it. With this kick, Qi Kill felt that he had kicked on an iron plate, his expressionless little face groaned in pain, he turned around in the air and kicked the opponent's temple fiercely, and landed with him Yinshi ran away in unison again, to be precise, escaped.

"Anyone who doesn't run is an idiot!!"

Yinshi took big strides and ran forward desperately. This group of people were so rough and rough that they were more terrifying than heavenly beings. It was a loss to continue fighting. Yinshi was still proud of his strategic retreat plan. Qisha's running movements are a bit weird, jumping up and down:

"Hey, Ah Qi, run faster, what kind of running and jumping game are you playing, run faster, are you out of gas?"

Isn't this girl usually slipping very fast, why now... Yinshi's eyes turned to Qisha's feet:

"What happened to your feet?"

Qi Sha curled his lips, his expressionless face slowly puffed up his cheeks, and said reluctantly:

"...I kicked the iron board..."

What's the matter with this double meaning joke! !Gintoki held back a smile and shrugged his shoulders, lifted Qisha's waist and clamped her around his waist, and ran forward with even more strides. The girl's weight was not a burden at all, Gintoki glanced back, After he didn't seem to see any trace of someone chasing him, he looked around at the surrounding houses, picked a house that looked hidden, and ran in.

"Who are those people, gorillas in human skin?"

Yinshi put down the seven kills and took a deep breath, the seven kills moved and kicked the ankle that hit the iron plate, squinted his eyes and said lightly:

"It should be a talking steel robot."

I'm upset!This girl is upset!The girl was upset when she kicked the iron plate for the first time! !

Gintoki twitched the corners of his mouth and expressed reservations about Seven Kills. If it wasn't for the fact that the group of people didn't hold umbrellas in their hands, and their skin wasn't fair, plus Kagura's description of Yatuxing, Gintoki would have doubted them. It's in Yetu. After all, the dilapidated houses with holes all around fit the description, and those people are like a fighting nation. Only Yetu has that kind of body like steel muscles.

"Ah, where are we?"

Yinshi rubbed the back of his head, feeling a little confused, should he ask someone?

"Should I ask someone?"

Qisha spoke Yinshi's heartfelt voice, Yinshi nodded and patted Qisha on the head in a natural way:

"Yoxi, then you go."

"... At this time, shouldn't you take the risk alone and leave the weak girl in a safe place?"

Gintoki twitched the corner of Gintoki's mouth when he said that he was a weak girl with a flat face, and Gintoki's hand patting Natsuki's head turned into a claw shape, shaking Natsuki's head and pulling the corner of his mouth said:

"Yeah, no, at this time, we should ask the cute girls to lower their vigilance, right?"

"No, this time should reflect your hero's aura of immortality, shouldn't it?"

"No, this time should reflect the cheating effect of your heroine, shouldn't it?"

"..."

The two were silent at the same time, the dead fish eyes and the half-moon eyes were both lazy and no one would back down. When the two were stuck in a stalemate and no one moved, they dodged their bodies at the same time in order to react too late He ran towards the deeper and darker part of the house at a fast speed, and after hearing a few muffled grunts, a figure was thrown out from inside.

When the person who was thrown on the ground quickly adjusted his movements and wanted to stand up, a wooden knife rested on his neck, and a foot stepped on his shoulder, making him unable to move.

"Little devil, I have something to ask you."

Yinshi and Qisha said in unison, the guy thrown out by them couldn't even be called a teenager, but a child. He looked about seven or eight years old, thin and small, and not tall, but his eyes were amazing. It can't be said that he is weak, the eyes shot out from his golden pupils are sharp and cold, he is like a wild beast that has been subdued, struggling not to be outdone.

"hateful."

His voice was low and hoarse, and he was gnashing his teeth as if he could rush up and bite them as soon as he let go.

"He's calling you hateful."

Qisha said to Yinshi, Yinshi shook his head and denied, "No, no, he's calling you hateful."

"No, no, it must be talking about you."

"No, no, no, I'm talking about you, you've already stepped on his shoulder, Ah Qi, that's very impolite."

Gintoki pointed to Seven Kill's foot wearing clogs. The girl's feet were small, but seeing how heavy the thick clogs looked, stepping on the child's thin shoulders really doubted whether the shoulders would be crushed. .

"No, no, no, it must be talking about you. You have put the knife around his neck. Yinshi, you will scare him."

The suppressed child looked at the two people in front of him pushing back and forth, which really made him want to tear each other apart, what did they think of him!

"Then let me count one, two, three and let's put it together."

Gintoki decided like this, and that kind of random decision is the most irritating, feeling the knife around the neck showing signs of retracting, and the feet on the shoulders also tend to lighten the force, the child kicked Gintoki away With the knife, he used his elbow to attack Seven Kill's feet, and took advantage of the gap between the two of them to back away quickly, but he didn't take a few steps back when he saw two figures attacking him more quickly, and the one who was kicked into the air by him The wooden knife was caught by the girl, while the man stepped in front of him, grabbed his forehead and slammed him to the ground forcefully, then a sharp sound of piercing the air stopped beside his ears, the girl was weak and boneless Holding the wooden knife in his hand, he thrust it into the ground next to his ear, causing the fragile ground to shatter.

"Hey, kid, I said I have something to ask you."

Both the man and the girl showed slightly cruel smiles. At that moment, the child thought that these two people were terrible and terrible evil gods from heaven, but it was not until a long time later that he realized that these two guys were the most stupid and most unwanted guys he had ever seen. Fucking idiot.

"Where is this place, brat~"

Yinshi just intends to give this child a bad start. The guy here looks like an extraordinary person, even the child is the same. Yinshi can see the killing intent hidden in the deepest part of this child, and the determination to kill , so he and Qisha must hurry up to bluff the kid to get the information they want, you know, even the bite of a little beast hurts.

"……cut."

Knowing that he couldn't beat the other party, he could only hide his resentment in his heart, he looked at the two people in front of him coldly, although the dirty little faces were quite delicate and pretty, he pursed his lips, then opened his thin lips lightly, Confided the answers of Silver Time and Seven Kills:

"This is Meteor Street."

"..."

Yinshi's body stiffened for a moment, and he pulled out his earwax vigorously, even the words he said were a little stiff:

"I'm sorry, boy, if you say it again, I didn't hear you clearly."

"This is Meteor Street."

"I'm sorry I still didn't hear clearly..."

"This is Meteor Street."

"Speak again..."

"How many times do you want me to say it!!!"

Yin Shi made the child a little hairy, his slender eyes are now like a kitten with fried fur, and the pupils of the eyes have become vertical pupils. If it weren't for the Seven Kills still suppressing him, he must have jumped up and bit Yin Shi , Yinshi let go of the suppression of the child and put his hands on his head, his expression became frightened:

"No, no, no, it must be Yinsang. I'm dreaming. I've been playing pachinko for several years and haven't won a prize. How could I win with such a small chance!!!"

Yinshi's system began to become chaotic. When it comes to Meteor Street, anyone who has read JUMP knows that it is a manga that has been cheated for a long time. The setting in H×H is simpler than the draft!

Help!Is this the preferential treatment that JUMP gave to him, a veteran manga fan!No! ! !Mom I want to go home! ! ! !

"Yinshi, is your head uncomfortable?"

Seven kills couldn't understand why Yinshi was holding his head in pain all the time, and his whole face was distorted with that cry-like expression, Seven kills thought for a while and came to a conclusion:

"Ah, is that acclimatization?"

Coming to this strange place, if Gintoki had been living in Edo, he would indeed be uncomfortable with the climate. Qisha felt that he had found the reason and nodded in satisfaction. Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at the girl who did not respond to Meteor Street. I can't help but sigh in my heart:

The ignorant girl is so happy.

Is this the benefit of not watching JUMP? This guy has no idea what a terrible and dangerous place he has come to! ! ! !

How about letting Yinsang worry about it alone?Girl, please share! ! !