grab that pudding

Sure enough, one night after a week, Chang Cheng discovered that this person really went to the same school as him.

Through a thrilling, gorgeous encounter that feels the front line of life and death.

Speaking of which night, after Song Huan finished writing the final epilogue, he stretched his waist and walked to the balcony. There was a lot of homework to catch up with today. After all, there will be a class from the dean soon. In these hills, painstaking appreciation is written.

Of the other three roommates, one is still making videos, and the other two have already been snoring like thunder. It is said that they were dragged by their girlfriends to keep healthy together recently, and they even stole chrysanthemum and goji berries from Song Huan to honor their girlfriends.Song Huan squinted his eyes and walked towards the desk, and picked up the mouthwash cup. When filling the water, he found that the cup that was placed in the washing machine this morning was knocked down by his roommate Quzhu, so at this moment, the water was seeping through several cracks. out.Well, forgot to buy the mugs.

Song Huan moved back to the dormitory, picked up the drinking glass and tried to make do with it.

The night light in the early morning is very quiet, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, the blue-gray sky, and the faint lights in the distance are especially suitable for watching the night.Leaning on the balcony railing, I lazily brushed my teeth. There were so many bubbles overflowing, I raised my hand to wipe it, and then continued to lazily brush my teeth.

A faint arc of light suddenly flashed across the pale night sky, and disappeared behind a tall building not far away.

Chang Cheng, who was intoxicated, raised his head, just in time to see a meteor gliding across the sky, and suddenly wanted to be romantic, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

All of a sudden, everything happened so suddenly, the falling meteor was suddenly replaced by a shiny thing falling from the sky, Chang Cheng's conditioned reflex took a step back, like a toad pulling a progress bar ten times faster.

In the face of life and death, people really have unlimited potential.

"Wow!—" The very sharp sound of glass shattering came from downstairs, Song Huan woke up, and after a second of stupefaction, he immediately climbed onto the balcony railing and looked down.

There was a silhouette under the street lamp, and the stiff lines were very obvious. He mechanically looked down at the shattered glass, then slowly raised his head, and looked up vertically with a blank expression. His expression was dull and his eyes were blurred. No spotlight at all.

After a glance, he lowered his head again, with the words "innocent face" written on the top of his head.

Finally, when the roommate also ran to the balcony, just in time to catch up with the extended version from downstairs—fuck...

"Which grandson did it?!" Although Song Huan's dormitory was on the fourth floor, he could still hear it clearly.He patted his chest in fear, quickly spit out the foam and took a sip of water, picked up his phone and ran outside.

Before leaving, he did not forget to say: "Prime Minister, open the door for me later!"

The prime minister looked at the roommate who almost caused a catastrophe, swallowed, and thought, can you still come back?

When Changcheng saw the boy in front of him clearly, his temples were tingling one after another, and he gritted his teeth and said angrily: "What the hell do you have a special hobby for airdrops?! Wouldn't it be good to go to the university next door?! What? You are everywhere!"

The university next door has an aerospace major...

Song Huan was also stunned. It was the same person who slipped twice, and this time he was a bit out of play. Although it was an accident, this kind of fear and fear reminded him of a sentence-wealth depends on fate, life and death depend on heaven.If this big brother walks one step faster, his head may be blooming. As long as he can still jump, he will definitely not fight back!

Chang Cheng, who had experienced life and death, was completely sober. Looking at the same perpetrator, he began to curse: "Are you following me or assassinating me? Are you sick? I'll give you money now if you're cured. Hurry to the hospital and don’t give up the treatment, okay? Are you doing acrobatics with a glass in the middle of the night? Didn’t the TV tell you not to throw a high-altitude parabolic? If I step on the horse and walk a step faster, and react a step slower, I will find Jesus for morning tea Already!"

What can I do, I am also very desperate!I didn't expect a sudden hand slip. Someone downstairs almost won the first prize in the middle of the night. He was almost going to help my grandma. My grandpa can't beat you alone...

Song Huan could only nod and bow in apology.

"Well, friend, I'm really sorry..."

"Who is your friend!"

"Ah, big brother, I will pay more attention next time..."

"You fucking have a next time?!"

……

Chang Cheng frowned irritably: "Fortunately, I'm still alive, fuck!" After finishing speaking, he tapped his phone and walked out, without losing his temper, he looked at Song Huan again, picked up the phone and shouted over there: "Come out, The bar, damn it, almost got smashed to death..."

I don’t know if you will be smashed to death next time, but if you don’t leave and talk so loudly here, there will definitely be a second cup or basin flying down upstairs, and I will bury you with you... Song Huan looked at the night and secretly complained in his heart.

Following the tall and unruly figure, a terrible thought suddenly arises, is it the same school or the same dormitory building?Is it my bad luck or his bad luck, are the happy days of these three years coming to an end?No no, it's happened twice, it should be fine, it's only three, bah!Pooh!

Fortunately, no one was hit... Looking at the pile of glass on the ground, I was deeply moved.

In fact, the matter of high-altitude parabolic is really scary but helpless.Most people don't throw things downstairs for no reason. Sometimes the wind blows things down or they fall down by accident. This is really uncontrollable. Let me ask, who wants to see someone have an accident because of their own mistakes?People are not fortune tellers, how can they know what will happen in the next moment?Don't use the propaganda of high-altitude parabolas. There are propaganda everywhere, but is the real propaganda useful?Taking a step back, if it can't be prevented, can it really be prevented?

From the first time I saw someone slipping and dropping the laundry pole in this dormitory building, Song Huan wondered why the school didn’t build a protective board on the first floor. Everyone below is worried about potential safety hazards, and they are really trembling like walking on thin ice.But these things are said, and few people listen to them and take action. They can only rely on their own personal protection awareness.

*

Facts have proved that Song Huan's incident is only three, which is a big flag.

One afternoon, Song Huan was holding "Broken Hong Ling Yan Ji" and watched it hard. This kind of crying at every turn was so hypocritical that it made people headache. His appetite was gone, but seeing the meal time approaching and there were public elective classes in the evening, Song Huan silently took out his mobile phone to receive a red envelope, and slowly opened the "Invincible Malatang" takeaway.

The name of this Malatang restaurant is really ridiculous, so that it has been open for a long time and Song Huan has not been able to muster up the courage to step in. Another takeaway that delivered meals to bed was lit up on the Internet.After comprehensive consideration, Song Huan ordered watercress, cabbage, baby vegetables, lettuce, corn and tofu skewers, which should be a pot of grass when delivered.

After the takeaway was delivered, when I saw the golden corn through the white bowl cover, I still didn't feel much appetite, so I kept it on the table.

After half an hour, when the Wan cover was lifted, something seemed wrong.

Corn, yes.However, the rice noodles, crab sticks, beef balls, chicken thigh meat, quail eggs, bacon meat, gluten, wax gourd, baby vegetables... are they separated from themselves? ?

But the order posted above is mine, right?

I took out my mobile phone and called the store owner. The proprietress said that it was probably a mistake when posting the order.

Song Huan pinched the time, and finally rejected the proprietress' offer to cook a new serving.But looking at the dinner of this hungry-looking man, the kind-hearted Song Huan has an idea.

"Boss, this big brother looks really hungry. How about you check his list and I'll send it back to him? This noodle is still hot." Fortunately, it's summer now. If it's winter, it will be frozen in 10 minutes Turned into ice slag.

"Hey! Okay, I'm sorry to trouble you, classmate, I'll give you a free ticket when I come back next time!...I found it, it belongs to classmate Changcheng of 709..."

This name is a bit domineering, isn't it that kind of big muscle?

……

On the other side, Changcheng half an hour ago was also stunned when the cover was lifted. What happened to this pot of grass?Am I a sheep? !

Out of playfulness, I ordered the magically named Malatang takeaway in Changcheng. I regretted it a bit and never dared to order this weird takeaway again.Because I was too lazy to tell the store, I directly ordered another normal takeaway.

Half an hour later, Song Huan knocked on the door with his bag on his back, and said politely, "Hello, classmate." I hope you can listen to me calmly later, it was really an accident.

Half an hour later, Changcheng heard a familiar knock on the door, great, the takeaway has arrived, but why does this sound sound familiar, illusion?

Then, a door opened, and they looked at each other...

"Fuck, are you fucking stalking me again?"

"Friend, is it you again?"

Looking down, I just ordered fried chicken burger coke, the packaging seems a little different, isn't this a bowl?

Chang Cheng suddenly had a bold idea...

Sure enough, he heard Song Huan's clear voice seriously saying: "My friend, it's really not me this time. I just opened the takeaway and found something wrong. I asked the proprietress, and she said that it might be the wrong posting order. It's your takeaway, I'll bring it back to you. You seem to be very hungry."

A warm smile unfolded on his face. Song Huan, who was already good-looking, made people feel more comfortable and pure when he smiled.Reaching out without hitting the smiling face, looking at this little man full of sunshine (Xiao Wu), Chang Cheng silently suppressed the swearing that was about to erupt (Da Wu, scolded him twice before), and was suddenly moved by his own kindness. manage?Chang Cheng looked at him calmly, but didn't intend to reach out to take it: "Your takeaway just delivered?"

Song Huan smiled awkwardly and said: "No, half an hour ago, I didn't really want to eat it, so I didn't open it, so I just found out..." I don't want to, okay?Brother, have you seen my innocence?I wouldn’t have eaten that taro ball afternoon tea before I knew it. The prime minister’s bill made me mistaken!

"Oh." I got used to it...Chang Cheng silently brainwashed himself, "I'll throw away your grass."

"Oh, it's okay, I'll be in class later, and I'll buy some bread on the way. Give this back to you, it's not cold yet." After finishing speaking, he handed over the still warm Malatang with both hands.

Chang Cheng raised his hand to take the takeaway, and at the climax of the historic delivery ceremony, he suddenly heard a confused greeting from behind Song Huan.

"Hi, this is Chang Cheng's takeaway."

The takeaway boy checked the dormitory number suspiciously, and found that he had gone the right way, but the scene in front of him was a bit confusing.Report to the boss, someone is stealing your business!Oh no, is it a colleague?Emma, ​​this is a bit embarrassing.He wouldn't be hungry for takeaway, would he?This is the counterpart of our coal lump takeaway.Does history meet?No need, no need, I hurriedly sent it back to my boss and told him not to ask me to wear a coal lump takeaway uniform in the future.Although he was trying to make up his mind, the dutiful delivery guy still finished his lines professionally and politely to the person who still had half a foot in the dormitory.

Song Huan: ...

Changcheng: ...

Chang Cheng decided to look up ways to get rid of bad luck later.

Song Huan decided that if he saw this big brother in the future, he must turn around and leave or change lanes immediately.

The takeaway incident finally ended in embarrassment.

That night, Changcheng finally placed an order for a few horseshoe pendants and hibiscus stone ornaments through searching. On the day he got them back, his roommate thought he had a new girlfriend who sold transshipment goods.

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