grab that pudding

So people are really strange creatures, the more you ignore me, the more I can't help but make trouble with you.

Chang Cheng had never taken the public elective class, and one day when he was free, he suddenly got a little bored, so he ran to the class.At the door of the classroom, I met Song Huan who came out of the library.Two days ago, these two were still eating food at the door of the dormitory.

As soon as Song Huan saw this familiar face, he turned around and walked away without saying a word, as if he was going to turn his head in the first place.

But as soon as he saw him running, Chang Cheng couldn't help but said, "Hey, classmate, are you here for class? How did you leave?" For some reason, when he saw the other party in shock and then turned around without delay, Chang Cheng couldn't help it. Started to be mean.

It's no wonder I don't leave!Whenever I meet you, it's either embarrassing or unlucky, I must leave! !I can not hear! !Definitely not calling me!Song Huan quickened his pace while thinking... Shall I?who?Who grabbed my hat? !Don't you see I'm running for my life?

Looking at the person who was running like a rabbit, for some reason, Chang Cheng thought it was very funny, he followed up with a smirk, and grabbed the hat of the escaped little rabbit.

The little rabbit turned his head in a hurry and angrily, and when he found the person in front of him, Yuanyuan's eyes opened wide, with a hint of surprise, disbelief and fear, and his body actually shook cutely twice.

It's fun, it's fun!Chang Cheng looked at the little rabbit with a smile, the corners of his upturned eyes were stained with a smile, a bit like peach blossom eyes, and his smile was full of spring.Normally, this is the expression of wanting to seduce a beautiful woman with a peach blossom face, but now it is all facing this person.Neither of the two parties knew about it.

The little rabbit was trembling, he didn't know that his peaceful days were coming to an end...

After Changcheng forcibly entered his number and WeChat into Song Huan's phone, under the coercion of the big devil, the two of them switched to the same discussion group for the public elective class.It seemed that after three times of Mercury retrograde, nothing miraculous would happen when the two meet again, Song Huan let go of his anxiety.

The first time Changcheng dragged Song Huan to dinner was when the little rabbit picked up the big devil without an umbrella at the station. The kind-hearted little rabbit originally planned to send the big devil back to the dormitory, but the big devil slapped him on the head and said: " At this time, what kind of dormitory will you be in? Walk around and see the subway station opposite? Let's go and have a good meal!"

Song Huan touched his good (money) heart (bag) silently, always felt that people can't do these unconscionable things, but let's think about doing splits for him the first time we met, and the second time we met, my brain almost exploded. The unlucky guy who almost ate a plate of grass this time, still obediently followed.Comfort yourself while walking, people, don't treat yourself badly, if you have wine today, you will be drunk today...

Chang Cheng pointed to the subway map, as if he was pointing to his country: "Here, there is a spicy hot pot that is very good. Here, Chongqing hot pot is not bad. Here, Sichuan cuisine is also acceptable."

"My friend, it's summer now, and I want to live two more days."

"What's the matter in summer, let me tell you, it's the kind of weather where it's cool to eat hot pot, and you can sweat! Besides, there's an air conditioner, why are you so cowardly?"

Song Huan: I am keeping in good health, what do you know?Forget it, let's not talk about it, so as not to quarrel with him, I think he should be able to come up with 24 sets of theories and say that young people should indulge in fallacies.

So Song Huan made the final concession: "Mandarin duck!"

"Wow, you really don't give face, what's so cool about mandarin ducks!"

Song Huan turned his head and left. When Chang Cheng saw it, he quickly locked his shoulders and dragged him back, "Hey, it's okay, mandarin ducks are mandarin ducks!" As he touched, he thought, why is this man's shoulders so small, like a girl? of.

Song Huan patted off his paws: "Do you have any obsession with hot pot? It's better not to eat it too often. If the hot pot is too hot, eating it is not good for the esophagus and stomach."

"Why do you live like an old man, my grandfather is not as disciplined as you."

Song Huanyang raised his hand and slapped: "Is this the way to check the points? Did you pass the college entrance examination Chinese?"

"Returning the teacher!" Chang Cheng said confidently, "Anyway, as long as you can understand. Hey, let me tell you, this hot pot restaurant is really good, especially the waiters are also very good. Brother will take you to see it!"

Song Huan: ...It's really not easy to be a waiter now.

When Chang Cheng saw that the other party was still smiling faintly, with a clear and childish look on his face, he knew that the child probably didn't understand.But yes, the eyes are round and bright, almost the word "immature" is engraved on the forehead, the white and tender skin is smoother than those girls who paint this and that every day, it seems easy to touch... …

Song Huan was still talking to the prime minister about not returning to dinner with his mobile phone on. Suddenly, he felt his face being rubbed twice by his fingers, and he almost slapped him. He was staring and trying to shoot that salty pig's hand blind, but when he looked up, he found that It was Chang Cheng, who was half a head taller than him, looking at him in disbelief, Song Huan was speechless, is this person okay?I haven't lost my temper yet, what the hell is that look on your face?

"Your face is smoother than a woman's..." Chang Cheng reported as if he had discovered a new world: "Fuck, how did you do it, I'll take another look!" After saying that, he stretched out his hand to touch it again!

Song Huan was shocked, why did he still bring such a thing? !But the hand pressed the salty pig's hand to the window more quickly, and glared at the other side angrily: "I touched your hand again!" The public touched your hands and feet, why hasn't the police uncle arrested you for so many years?

Chang Cheng really found it incredible. Although it was unlucky to meet this person at the beginning, he was so comfortable because of his appearance. Now take a closer look, his hands are small, his face is small, and his mouth is small She is small, with big eyes, and her white skin is easy to touch. She looks like she is on fire, and she smiles warmly at other times, and she looks easy to pinch.Even Chang Cheng, who has been in love for many years, thinks, it's really good, if it's a woman, he will do it.The straight guy (currently still) classmate Chang didn't think there was anything wrong with thinking so, and felt it was a pity, so he said, "I will cover you in the future! Tell me what you like, and I promise to help you!"

Song Huan rolled his eyes.

Chang Cheng hugged his shoulders friendly and patted him twice.

The two girls who only saw their movements and demeanor in the distance stomped their feet excitedly, there is such a good-looking and sweet little brother!The two looked at each other, and they understood each other with one look, this is the domineering sunshine gong & the tsundere cute shou, I stand for this CP!Then it got even more exciting.

Crowd: What happened to these two girls all of a sudden?

Song Huan came to the store only to find out what Chang Cheng meant by "the waiter is very nice".The work clothes are graceful, but not slutty. They are all young girls with various styles but they are all good-looking.And Chang Cheng, who was sitting opposite, really looked like a big brother, raised his eyebrows and said arrogantly: "How about it, I didn't lie to you."

Uncle policeman, arrest this man quickly!

Song Huan chose to ignore the big idiot in front of him and ordered with his head down. He found that this person was not only overbearing and unreasonable, but also a philanderer.

When all the dishes were ready, Changcheng rolled up his sleeves and threw the things into the pot, and when he picked up the beef slices from the pot before it boiled, Song Huan decided to build him another level 3 disabled person.

"It's good for the meat to boil. Your pot is not even boiling." Song Huan still couldn't hold back his hand to stop him, and turned the pot to the highest level. "Just wait a little longer."

Chang Cheng said to an impatient child, "What's the matter, we all eat like this, the beef doesn't taste good if it's cooked."

"It's not good for your health. Wait a little longer. It'll be fast, good boy." After speaking, Song Huan was also stunned. He actually said this in a coaxing tone to a person who is more than 1.8 meters tall. What about feeling a little ashamed afterwards?Forget it, leave him alone.

But Chang Cheng found it inexplicably useful, so he put down his chopsticks and waited for the water to boil.

After boiling, I put two pieces of meat in the red pot and gave it to Song Huan. Song Huan smiled and gave way: "You can eat it, I can't eat spicy food."

"Tsk, it's so miserable, life has lost a lot of fun."

On weekdays, roommates would laugh at Song Huan and say that he must be a wife-slave in the future. He is good at cooking, makes hot pot for dinner and takes care of others. He is also kind and easy to bully. Knowing the dark side of the clock tower, you can refer to the miserable life in the dormitory for a week after being labeled with the words "ren|wife".

From Chang Cheng's greasy face, it can be seen that this hot pot meal, he ate very happily in the special golden VIP seat.

Originally, Song Huan couldn't laugh or cry when he saw his heroic pie's appalling way of eating big pot stew, but he didn't stop him. After all, hot pot can be eaten as he likes.But Chang Cheng discovered the particularly tempting slice of meat in his bowl, and couldn't resist snatching a slice from him.I found it very delicious, so I stole another slice and put it in the spicy hot pot for two times before putting it in my mouth.The third time the other party tried to steal vegetables from Song Huan's bowl and reprocess them, Song Huan finally came out to stop this weird meal, and personally helped him boil the meat. Of course, it was a spicy pot.

Every piece of meat is controlled to the best eating time, that piece of beef with slightly glowing red oil, bite down, the rich meat aroma and the sourness of peppercorns are perfectly matched, the stimulating aroma and spicy taste It hits the taste buds directly, and the touch of the meat is kept at the most tender moment. When you bite down, the gravy locked in the meat splashes out, chewy but not hard, soft and smooth but not rotten.After eating this meat with perfect visual, taste, and tactile senses, Chang Cheng only felt that the meat that he threw into the pot and picked up before eating was plastic. This is the real spicy hot pot beef!

As for the lettuce that I have always hated, under Song Huan's white and slender hands, the chopsticks slide up and down, and the green leaves float a few times in the red boiling pot. On the lightly stretched leaves, it seems that it is not the same kind of lettuce as the yellow lettuce in the drooping city that I have seen before!Chang Cheng gulped down a mouthful of saliva.Not to mention the taro that melts on the tip of the tongue like a cloud, the crisp and springy beef louver, and the springy and tender shrimp that still seem to have the refreshing breath of the ocean...

When ordering the staple food, Song Huan suggested to Chang Cheng to order sliced ​​noodles. At that time, Chang Cheng wanted to change it to the regular hot pot noodles, but under Song Huan's firm and confident eyes, Chang Cheng didn't change it. Anyway, he ordered enough meat , the big deal is not to eat it.

Under Chef Song's feeding, when he finally poured the noodles into the pot, Chang Cheng thought he could hardly eat anymore. After all, he added two extra portions of meat, and Song Huan couldn't stop him.The sliced ​​noodles are boiled in the pot for a while, and then the lid is covered. The moment the lid is lifted, the wide sliced ​​noodles seem to be full of juice, and there is a spicy and spicy feeling after eating. The noodle is broken even when you pinch it, and all the richness is wrapped in the noodle. With every bite, the spicy strength of the meaty sweet soup will only become more and more full and fragrant, almost overflowing.Chang Cheng thought he was patting China on the tip of his tongue.

Chang Cheng, who almost vomited, decided to go out to eat more with Song Huan in the future, although it's a pity that he can't eat spicy food.

"Hi——" Chang Cheng ended the night's overeating with a full belch, and then affectionately stroked Song Huan's upturned hair, "Huanhuan, we will often come out to get together in the future, brother, I invite you to have hot pot !"

"..." It was probably when the prime minister called him that when he was on the phone just now, and Chang Cheng followed suit.But why is it always so weird to shout out from his mouth, like calling the Olympic mascot.

"Welcome, I'm going to the supermarket to buy a bottle of milk. Do you want to wait for me here, or follow me around?" Song Huan asked sincerely.

"Who is Yingying? You remember wrongly, Huanhuan, but if you like this name, I can give you permission to call me Changchang or Chengcheng."

Song Huan looked at the other party's rambunctious smile matching what he said, and almost didn't explain everything he ate just now, so he could only hold back the twitching corners of his mouth and raised his hands in surrender.

"Let's go, let's go and buy a Coke to digest it."

"How does Coke digest?" My common sense is not like this.

"Brother told you, drinking a Coke and hiccupping will make you feel much better, and iced ones are the best."

"Are you sure you don't want to burst your stomach?"

In the end, Changcheng held a small box of yogurt aggrievedly, and looked at Song Huan who pulled out the straw with resentment. Song Huan had to put down the milk he was going to import, and comforted him: "I'm too full, drink yogurt to digest it." , It’s good for the stomach. Drinking Coke, except that I will hear you burping like a frog, it doesn’t make any sense.”

Chang Cheng: ...Okay.

The author has something to say:

Is this a fat badge? hhh it shouldn’t be counted. 2333

When I was so hungry waiting for the takeaway at noon, I was drooling while writing about hot pot, and I almost couldn't help it... So I added a cup of jasmine green tea, and I almost didn't want yogurt as usual (...).

Happy eating everyone ~ Bow ~