How to trap a rabbit in 730 days?

Chapter 3 Contemporary Toilet Social Case Study

It was already bright outside the window, and the wind blew up the white curtains of the bedroom, like a white dove fluttering its wings. Lin Songan's eyes were still blurred, and his hand had already touched the alarm clock on the bedside table reflexively, and pressed it to stop.Grandma Lin's spirited voice came through the dining room and living room: "An'an, get up and eat!" "Okay, I'm up." Lin Song'an agreed and slowly stuffed his arms into his sleeves.

The newly bought comic books arrived last night. He worked overtime diligently and didn't go to bed until two o'clock. Now he still has the tenderness of being nostalgic for the bed.After washing, he pushed open the glass door of the balcony, preparing to feed the group of cooing little guys on the balcony before grandma fed him. In the early morning, the faint scent of white lilac could be smelled in the air. The sound of the car selling breakfast and the sound of businesses opening for business came one after another. Lin Songan stayed at his grandma's house in the old city because of his studies. The morning was really not quiet, but he liked the most ordinary fireworks in the world.

Grandpa Lin loved to raise pigeons, and he didn't care about the breed or bloodline. He was happy to see some well-behaved pigeons in cages in the vegetable market, and he bought them back to raise them.He said it was a raise, and when he brought it back, he became a shopkeeper. Lin Songan was in charge of feeding and cleaning.Lin Song'an complained about his grandfather in his mind, but suddenly his finger was lightly pecked. A bunch of fat chugs had already eaten up the grain in the trough in front of him, so he was a little dissatisfied and reminded him to add it quickly.Lin Songan had no choice but to rush to the dozens of uncles to wait on them. After finishing, Grandma Lin had already brought the steamed buns to the table. Lin Songan went to the table, wiped her hands, grabbed them and ate them. She sighed in her heart that the pork stuffing with mushrooms is really delicious. He looked up at the clock and almost choked to death.

It was [-]:[-] after feeding the pigeons this morning. If I was late, I was afraid that I would be skinned by Lao Song. He still had to bring breakfast for some students in the class.Lin Song'an started to get hairy when he thought of the head teacher's back. He grabbed the schoolbag with a bun in his mouth and rushed out the door. He still vaguely apologized to Grandma Lin: "Grandma, I'm sorry I'm going to be late. I won't eat the eggs." !" He rushed downstairs, leaving behind Granny Lin's threat that he would eat three eggs tomorrow to make up for it.

After running two streets and stopping in front of the breakfast shop, he took out a handful of crumpled banknotes and asked the boss to wrap him with fifteen pancakes.Lin Songan is a student at the school, and he has to go through this breakfast shop that claims to be the best in the old city to go to and from school. The students in the class who live on campus dislike the steamed buns in the school cafeteria that are so hard that they can kill a dog. Pancake General Fruit.

When he hurried to the school gate, there were still 10 minutes before class, Lin Songan was very lucky, fortunately, there was still time, he stuffed the cooked food that could not be brought into the campus with his left hand, and touched the student in his pocket with his right hand certificate.Student ID, student ID, student ID, eh? !What about student ID? !Lin Songan rummaged through all his bags and was about to cry. He felt that Mercury must be retrograde recently. He lost his student ID card and was late and was caught and skinned by Lao Song. Fortunately, it was him.

There's nothing he can do right now, since it's almost time for class, he can't just stay at the school gate and not go in.With eyes closed and heart turned, he could only follow the flow of people in, hoping not to be discovered by the students guarding the school gate.

But life sometimes likes to play with people's feelings. When Lin Song'an timidly exudes an aura of "you can't see me, you can't see me" all over the campus and wanders around the campus, it is very interesting to look at it with glasses. The strict girl stepped forward and stopped him: "Student, please show your student ID card."

Lin Songan: God is going to kill me!

Before Lin Song'an could figure out how to prevaricate, a clear and cold voice came in: "Shen Yu, the head teacher asked you to go over and hand in your duty records this morning." Before the girl wearing glasses could speak, the man added "I'll ask this person, you go to the head teacher first."

The girl named Shen Yu hesitated for a moment, then nodded and left.

Lin Song'an was still heaving a sigh of relief here, so he sent away a wolf and ushered in a tiger!

Unexpectedly, that person just looked up at him and then turned around and left without questioning him about his student ID card.

Lin Song'an was stunned for two seconds, and then realized that the other party intended to let him in. He glanced gratefully at the strange classmate who did good deeds without leaving his name, and ran to the teaching building. If you don't hurry up, you will really be late. Ahhhhh!

If Lin Song'an had looked at that kind-hearted person one more time, he would have found that this kind-hearted classmate was like a tomato with its peduncle removed.All over the body, from the inside to the outside, everything is red.

Wu Zi was really exhausted today, besides having to attend three consecutive Chinese lessons because of changing classrooms, his good tablemate He Huaiyi fell ill again.It's wrong to come back from the school gate in the morning, your face is flushed, and your whole body is hot when you touch it. Isn't this a fever?Although I usually hate seeing He Huaiyi, I can't bear to see him still insisting on attending classes when he is sick.Wu Zi persuaded him to see a doctor early in his self-study, not to give up treatment, his face was flushed, so procrastinating is not an option.He Huaiyi just glanced at him coldly, turned his head out of the window and ignored him.

Wu Xiaozi is very wronged, why is it wrong to care about classmates?What are you angry about? !

After the second class, it was time for morning exercises, and the students went to the playground to gather for exercises as usual.Wu Zi looked at He Huaiyi, the flush on his face due to illness had faded a lot, but he still asked for leave for He Huaiyi, when he told He Huaiyi, he seemed to be a little happier, and lazily said "um", Wu Zi heard that the anger was almost gone, so she ran to the playground to release her youthful energy.

He Huaiyi, who was once again left in the classroom as a sick patient, buried his face deeply in his arms. The happiness came so suddenly in the morning, he had already spun and exploded into the sky.

Lin Songan walked back to the classroom with the team after finishing the exercises. He vaguely felt that he needed a toilet, so he walked to the corridor on the left.He recently discovered many advantages of the toilet on the left. On the one hand, there are fewer people, and the best thing is that it is very clean. The other men's toilets are more or less unpleasant.

The toilet next to the fourth shift does not have this problem at all. The cleaners are really dedicated and hardworking. Even the gaps between the tiles in the pool are clean.While thinking wildly, Lin Songan happily had a soul-deep exchange with this clean toilet.Pull up your pants and get ready to go out to wash your hands. Why does this person standing next to the sink look so familiar?

Isn't this the benefactor who saved his life at the school gate this morning?

Lin Songan was overjoyed. He has always been very grateful. When he was a child, a kindergartener gave him a lollipop, and he would return two of them the next day.

Lin Song'an, who knows the picture of gratitude, sent a very sincere thank you: "Hello, classmate, thank you very much for what happened at the school gate this morning."

The benefactor raised his head and glanced at him lightly, and responded very concisely: "You're welcome."

Only then did Lin Song'an see the face of the classmate who saved him from the fire and water, and felt that the other party was quite handsome, but he was a little short, but being short was not a big problem, the petite one was the body, and the tall one was the soul.

Thinking of this, Lin Song'an gave the other party a bright (chi) brilliant (sha) smile: "Thank you anyway, what class do you belong to?"

The classmate froze for a moment, and replied: "Class Four." After speaking, he turned and walked out of the toilet, leaving Lin Songan with a petite but cold and arrogant back.

Lin Song'an felt a little strange, but he didn't think too much about it, and went back to his class after washing twice.

Wu Zi from Class [-] here is really desperate. Didn't He Huaiyi feel better before morning exercises?Why is it burning again now?

In the next few days, Lin Song'an fully felt the benefits of the toilet on the left, so he simply refused to go to the men's toilet on the right, which was closer to him, and devoted himself to pampering Nishinomiya alone.What makes him feel very destined is that almost every time he goes to the toilet, he will meet the benefactor from Class [-] who saved his life.

monday morning

Lin Song'an: "It's a coincidence that my classmate met you again."

He Huaiyi: "Yes."

At Monday afternoon

Lin Song'an: "The toilet on the classmate's side is really clean."

He Huaiyi: "Yes."

tuesday morning

Lin Songan: "Good morning, classmate."

He Huaiyi: "Good morning."

tuesday afternoon

Lin Songan: "Student, I found my student ID card."

He Huaiyi: "Just find it."

wednesday morning

Lin Songan: "Student, I don't know your name yet."

He Huaiyi stayed for two seconds before realizing: "He Huaiyi, my name is He Huaiyi."

Lin Songan repeated his name and smiled: "From now on, I don't have to call my classmates every day. My name is Lin Songan."

Thursday morning

Lin Song'an: "He Huaiyi saw you again!"

He Huaiyi: "This is next to Class [-]."

Lin Songan: "Oh, but the cleaning here is really clean."

He Huaiyi: "As long as you like it."

Lin Songan: "????"

He Huaiyi: I really want to bite off my tongue.

Thursday afternoon

Lin Song'an had no love for her face: "I just took a math test, and I'm desperate."

He Huaiyi remembered that the math teacher in their class was Teacher Song who could stop children from crying at night, so he laughed unkindly.

friday morning

Lin Song'an stopped him: "Hey, He Huaiyi."

He Huaiyi: "Lin Song'an."

Lin Songan: "Speaking of which, I woke up late today and haven't had breakfast yet."

He Huaiyi: "Me neither."

Lin Song'an's face was slumped: "Ah, I'm so hungry that I can sit on the ground and eat ten meat buns."

He Huaiyi: "This is the toilet."

Friday afternoon

Lin Song'an: "Hey, He Huaiyi saw you again."

He Huaiyi: "Good morning."

Lin Songan: "Finally it's Friday, keep going, Saturday night is just the right time to catch up with *** updates."

He Huaiyi: "I'm going to watch it when it's over."

Lin Songan was overjoyed: "Hey! Are you chasing that work?"

He Huaiyi: "Well, but I think the second season has completely deviated from the plot of the comics."

Lin Song'an found the inscription instantly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He Huaiyi: "I haven't bought comics yet."

Lin Songan: "Ah! If I have something, let me lend it to you. Why don't we leave a QQ to discuss the plot at night!"

He Huaiyi: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He thinks he's going to go out and run ten laps to calm down

Lin Songan: "He Huaiyi?"

He Huaiyi: "Okay."

Wu Xiaohua felt that he was really going to call the police. The deskmate had already had a fever for a week, but he refused to listen to her advice to see a doctor. He was deeply moved by the spirit of classmate He Huaiyi who insisted on studying even though he was ill.In addition, He Huaiyi may have had a fever and drank too much water. Basically, he had to go to the bathroom once after class. This frequency was so high that Wu Zi wondered if He Huaiyi had a fever and had something wrong with his kidneys. Men can't have kidneys. ah!

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