How to trap a rabbit in 730 days?

In the last class of self-study on Friday night, teacher Gu, the homeroom teacher, walked to the podium with a large bag of things in a non-woven bag. When the students who were still fighting with their homework saw the familiar bag, their eyes immediately flashed the green light of a wolf. .He Huaiyi was also very happy. In order to ensure the enrollment rate, the school collected mobile phones, the culprit that affects contemporary students' learning, on Monday, and the class teacher distributed them on Friday night.

Naturally, He Huaiyi's mobile phone was not immune to it. If he really wanted to play with his mobile phone on weekdays, he could only borrow Wu Zi's and go to the small base for a while. He had to be careful. He was like a thief, and he really couldn't let him play games to his heart's content. .But the phone will be delivered soon, and there is a little pigeon flapping its wings in He Huaiyi's heart.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of evening self-study, He Huaiyi grabbed his phone and ran back to the dormitory quickly. After evening self-study at 09:30, it took Lin Songan about 15 minutes to walk home, and it took about 15 minutes to wash up. So it should be about the same to send him a message at ten o'clock .

Thinking of this, He Huaiyi charged up her phone, happily took the bucket to wash up, their dormitory is eight-person room, but because there are only five boys living in the fourth class, so He Huaiyi's dormitory is relatively spacious, so you can enjoy it Luxurious five-person treatment.

As soon as he put the bucket under the faucet, He Huaiyi was lightly patted on the back.Looking back, it was Zhou Cong, the head of the dormitory.

When the first year of high school started, He Huaiyi knew that there were four boys in the class who were going to live in the same dormitory with her.He didn't really care about this matter at all. To him, it didn't matter what kind of person he was with or what kind of dormitory he was assigned to, as long as he didn't affect him too much.

When the five boys got together, the head teacher asked to elect a dormitory head. It was very embarrassing for everyone to look at each other.None of the roommates want to be the head of the dormitory, like He Huaiyi, because they don't have the mood to manage others.He has always been adhering to the principle of doing things by himself and not caring about others' troubles. He Huaiyi really doesn't have the leisure to take care of a group of young and energetic high school kids.There is also the kind of Xia Hang who is opposite to He Huaiyi. When he first started school, he didn't even know how to use the washing machine. It's good enough to support himself. You can't expect him to take care of housekeeping or anything.

After comprehensive consideration, Zhou Cong, who was the oldest and most stable in the dormitory, was entrusted with the important task of being the head of the five-person male dormitory.For this head of the room, He Huaiyi still has a bit of respect, not to mention anything else, just say that his terrible cleanliness can force everyone in the dormitory to do a good job in housework, and get the school-level civilized dormitory for two consecutive years, He Huaiyi I am very convinced.

Xia Hang's clothes were scratched and Zhou Cong helped to mend them, He Huaiyi was sick and Zhou Cong helped to get the medicine, Xiaopang was out of breath after walking two steps, Zhou Cong helped to make meals, Xue Zheng's classmate who was hanging on the beam and piercing Ying Yingxue was caught by Zhou Cong. Cong persuaded him obediently to go to bed on time and on time. Everyone respected him, thanked him, and called him Mama Zhou in private.Over here, Zhou’s mother patted him, leaned over and said in a low voice, “Today is Xia Hang’s birthday, we chipped in to buy him a cake, Xia Hang is fetching water from the water room now, you can wait for a while Time, don't let him come up so fast."

He Huaiyi agreed without hesitation.

Although Zhou Cong would only use this kind of old-fashioned surprise for his roommates' birthdays every year, He Huaiyi was thinking of remembering each roommate's birthday and throwing one for them every year.

After two washes, He Huaiyi went straight to the water room on the fourth floor. Seeing that Xia Hang was still queuing up, she felt glad that she had made the right choice.

The weather was getting hotter, Xia Hang casually put on a pair of fluorescent green shorts, and put on a pair of bright yellow beach slippers.Most of the boys in high school are slovenly, and it is impossible to let them know what color matching is, but the fierce color saturation still made He Huaiyi's eyes a little hot.

He Huaiyi organized his words, and went up to talk to his good roommate: "Xia Hang, why are you staring at the phone screen and giggling?"

Xia Hang, who was concentrating on the screen, raised his head to look at He Huaiyi, and lazily replied: "It's nothing." With a bit of pity in his tone, he added: "I tell you anyway, you don't understand."

He Huaiyi glanced at the chat notes on the phone screen: "Feng Min doesn't like talking to people very much."

Xia Hang's face turned red when he heard the name, and he argued hard: "Girls are so shy, if you want to continue the conversation, you still have to rely on boys to actively find topics. What do you know?"

He Huaiyi originally didn't want to hit this little straight guy who couldn't fold his clothes well and was still flirting, but when he heard that the boy was actively looking for a topic, he thought it was a bit funny: "Oh? Then how did you find the topic?"

Xia Hang raised his head like a proud little rooster: "Oh, you can't even find a topic and want to flirt with a girl. For the sake of us being roommates, let me tell you reluctantly."

He Huaiyi remembered the tasks assigned to him by the organization, and tried his best to put on a face with a strong thirst for knowledge: "Say it."

Teacher Xia started to explain: "The first point is to understand the preferences of the girls first, and knowing what the other party likes to hear is the first step to chatting."

He Huaiyi thought about that person's preferences, and felt that the condition of the first step was satisfied, so he nodded: "Well, then."

"Then, you have to collect all the information about her preferences, list them on paper, and quote from the classics when chatting, not only can you appear to be knowledgeable, but also have a lot of information that can save you at certain times.", Xia Hang Point the water bottle at the water outlet, swipe the card, turn around and continue to educate He Huaiyi.

He Huaiyi suddenly felt that what Xia Hang, a straight guy, was saying made some sense, so he became a little interested: "Go on."

Xia Hang spoke with enthusiasm: "The third step is to learn to control the rhythm of the conversation, not too cold or too hot, to grasp the other party's emotions, not to make the other party feel bored, and not to be too heated to stop the conversation. "

He Huaiyi seemed to realize something: "Next."

Xia Hang plugged the water bottle: "The fourth point is to try to send less emojis and type more."

He Huaiyi was puzzled: "Why?"

Xia Hang glanced at him: "So you know why you haven't been in a relationship? Although emoticons can stir up the atmosphere at certain times, sometimes you post too many emoticons, and the other party may not have suitable emoticons. Bao Correspondence, hahahahaha passed directly, it was a bit embarrassing at that time. The network is connected by a thread, cherish this relationship."

He Huaiyi: "So are you talking well with Feng Min now?"

"He Huaiyi, you're not happy if you don't stab the knife!"

"is a bit."

"Meow meow meow???"

"..."

He Huaiyi calculated that the time was almost up, no matter how slow Zhou Cong and the others were, they should have set it up, and slapped Xia Hang who was fried two times: "The water is connected, let's go."

Xia Hang was still a little angry, he shook off He Huaiyi and went straight back to the dormitory. Living with a roommate like He Huaiyi for one day would shorten his life for ten years.While complaining about He Huaiyi in his heart, Xia Hang knocked on the bedroom door. After knocking for a long time, the door didn't open. Xia Hang became angry again. Why can't he get through even a door today? !

The young man was also reckless, he immediately raised his foot and was about to kick it, but before he kicked it down, the door opened from the inside, Xiaopang rushed out like a whirlwind, and rushed towards Xia Hang fiercely: "Xia Hang, birthday! hapiness!!"

Xia Hang was about to dodge reflexively, but before he could dodge, he tripped over the thermos bottle placed at the door, and he fell down hard. on the calf.

Xia Hang instantly made a howth of a pig killing: "Xu Jiarui, I □ ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah !!!!"

Xiaopang saw that he had caused trouble, so he quickly pulled Xia Hang up, and Zhou Cong hurriedly showed Xia Hang's burns.

He Huaiyi and Xue Zheng, who were standing by the side, watched this human tragedy and silently covered their eyes.

Fortunately, Xia Hang's hot water was only about 10 degrees Celsius, and the calf was not very serious. Zhou Cong applied scalding medicine, and Xia Hang lay down on the bed after cursing for a while. The birthday party seemed to be difficult. Yes, after He Huaiyi helped Zhou Cong clean up the mess, he suddenly remembered that he would have an online chat with Lin Songan today, so he immediately went to bed, turned on his phone and saw that it was 30:[-], wasting half an hour to be with Lin Songan During the chat, He Huaiyi's heart was about to break.

After logging in, He Huaiyi entered Lin Song'an's QQ number from memory, and the avatar found on the search showed an emoticon pack of Jin Glitter delivering water.

It's confirmed, it's Lin Songan himself.

He Huaiyi clicked to add friend and stared at the screen without blinking while holding the phone. After half a minute, the phone sent a message: "You are already friends."

He Huaiyi: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lin Song'an sent a message: "He Huaiyi, good evening~"

He Huaiyi: "Good evening."

As soon as I sent He Huaiyi, I regretted it, it was cold and awkward, why can't I chat so well!

However, Lin Songan over there was not affected by his indifference at all, and soon sent another message: "I just went to make up the first season of balabalabala again."

He Huaiyi read the message twice, with a smile on his lips that he didn't even notice. Thinking of the online chat Dafa that Xia Hang told him just now, He Huaiyi mustered up the courage to pick up the stalk: "The first season has some storytelling. I like it very much."

After waiting for ten seconds, Lin Songan didn't reply.

He Huaiyi: "?????"

After waiting for 10 minutes, Lin Songan did not return.

He Huaiyi: "!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Half an hour passed, an hour passed, and an hour and a half passed, but Lin Songan still didn't return.

He Huaiyi: "..."

When He Huaiyi got up the next day with two extremely huge dark circles under his eyes, his phone vibrated, and Lin Songan finally replied: "He Huaiyi is sorry, I accidentally fell asleep while chatting last night, so how early?" install!"

He Huaiyi: "...good morning"