I send courier to the Three Realms

At 04:30 in the morning, the warehouse of Three Realms Express Company

The mountain-high packages in the warehouse are crumbling, and the express box at the highest point is like a drop of dew on the tip of a blade of grass. It is crumbling and will sink into the soil silently in the next second.

Chu Shiyi tried his best to open his eyes, but he didn't know whether it was because the eyeballs were too swollen, or the eye mucus was too sticky, and he just couldn't pull it out.

Until, that drop of "dew" hit his head, causing the entire parcel mountain to collapse and topple over.

He experienced the treatment that so many women dreamed of - being crushed to death by countless couriers.

A loud cock crow lingered in the crow-blue sky.

"Oh, lazy pig Chu Shishi!"

"Oh, hurry up and work!"

"Oh, you deserve to be single forever!"

"Oh, I deserve to be unable to marry a wife!"

"Oh, I deserve to be poor now!"

Xiaoyi, a big rooster with a dashing spirit.It walked swaggeringly in front of Chu Shishi, and then naturally stood on his head, with its sharp claws grabbing his thick hair.

Xiao Yi squinted at Chu Shishi, and said, "Oh, it's almost five o'clock! You're still twitching, and if you're later, the customers in the fairy world won't kill you, and the gangsters in the underworld won't eat you." you."

It hurts so much, he, the chairman, lives with no dignity at all.

If you don't work, you won't get money.If you don't have money, you don't have a wife.If you don't have a wife, you can't marry a wife.If you can't marry a wife, you will be... alone!bitter!end!body!

He doesn't want to be like his master, half of his body has been buried in the ground, and he hasn't found a mistress for him yet.

Thinking of this, fighting spirit gushed out.

Chu Shishi put his thumb and index finger together, put them in his mouth, and a crisp whistle sounded.

At the same time, the roar of a luxury sports car is deafening.

The whistling sound of the air was getting closer.It is conceivable that in the next second, a supercar like a sharp arrow will fly to the warehouse, and then slam on the brakes.

However, the cruelty of reality is far beyond imagination. A car with smooth lines and fiery red... Here comes the little eMule.

Chu Shishi: "Good boy, somersault donkey, let's start delivering the express delivery!"

By the time Chu Shishi flew to the heavenly realm, it was already half past five in the human realm.

The heavenly world is filled with immortal energy and mist.

Chu Shiyi was carrying express delivery like a hill, and delivered it from one fairy mansion to another.Until the last shipment, the signee could not be found.

I met a fairy on the road, and Chu Shishi stopped him: "My lord, where is Fairy Zhinu?"

"Here's another courier delivery! The guys in the Heaven Realm are getting more and more extravagant, and there are countless packages in a day. People's hearts are not ancient, and the way of immortality is unstable. Just ask, who only cares about their own gains and losses, and enjoyment, who cares about the common people in the world?"

Chu Shishi poked his own sharp little canine teeth with the tip of his tongue, with a dazed look on his face.

What ghost did he stop? ? ?

Chu Shiyi firmly suppressed his manic soul, and repeated impatiently: "Dare to ask Xianjun, where is Zhinu? I'm still rushing to the underworld to deliver it, so I can't waste any more time. Big brother, please help me."

Xianjun glanced at Chu Shiyi coldly, shook his head and walked further and further away, and there was a faint voice of compassion: "The gods can't protect themselves, and the common people can ask for more blessings!"

He is a small courier delivery man, barely a person with a college degree, don't bother to instill noble thoughts in him.

Because they are all playing the piano to the cow.

It is better to rely on yourself than others.Chu Shishi patted the somersaulting donkey distressedly: "Good boy, let's continue. Dad will wash you white and bright at night."

The fairy world is very big, and the somersaulting donkey flew Chu Shiyi from east to west, from south to north, and finally came to a secluded place, and refused to leave.

Chu Shishi also knew that the donkey might be exhausted from somersaulting, so he simply got off the car and sat down on the white marble steps.

"Son, rest."

Hearing this, the somersaulting donkey spun around in circles.

Chu Shishi looked around and was surprised.This piece of palace is simple and almost pale, in line with the aesthetics of a straight steel man in the human world, and has nothing to do with the resplendent and beautiful Tiangong.But this is the place where he encountered the strongest and purest immortal energy.

He looked up and wrote on the plaque: Xingyao Temple.

Sunday?

It should be the god who is in charge of the sun, moon and stars, but why is the word on the plaque so murderous?

He sat at the gate of the temple for a long time, but the guards didn't drive him away, but they ignored him.

Unable to bear the sense of responsibility of a conscientious courier brother, Chu Shishi took the initiative to speak, raised his head and asked, "Brother, do you know where Fairy Zhinu is? I have her package here."

Chu Shishi also cooperated with shaking the box in his hand.

The guard was tall and mighty, coldly looking down at the little man in front of him.

If any immortals or fairies saw this scene, they would secretly sweat for Chu Shishi.This guard used to fight with the God of War, and his temperament was bursting.

"Wait for another stick of incense, and she will come."

Chu Shishi blinked and blinked: "Why do you know? Why is it just a stick of incense?"

The guard looked irritable, but he still replied obediently: "Many fairies pass by the Xingyao Temple every day at noon, including Zhinu."

The guards were also secretly surprised why they were so patient today.

"Why do so many fairies pass by here at noon every day?" Chu Shishi asked.

The guard didn't want to answer such a sand sculpture question. He held his head high, kept silent, and dutifully guarded the Xingyao Temple.

Chu Shishi raised his head and didn't speak, just blinked silently.

The clear and translucent eyes are endearing.

After a silent struggle, the guards were finally defeated, and said angrily: "Every day at noon, the gods of the stars will appear, and they all come to meet the gods by chance."

Chu Shiyi smiled, his eyes bent into small crescents: "Brother, you are really a good person, no no, you are really a good god."

guard:"……"

I don't want to answer, just please stop talking.

"But doesn't Zhinu have a cowherd? Doesn't she want to get out of the wall with all her strength?"

guard:"……"

"The two of them will change their minds after many years of marriage? Then should I marry a wife? Love is so difficult to understand, and marriage is even more difficult..." Chu Shiyi said to himself.

Guard: He doesn't understand marriage or love either! ! !

It was a group of fairies who laughed and saved the poor guard brother.

"Weaver Girl, did you just weave this hazy gauze dress? It's so beautiful." The fairy said.

"Weaving clothes? What do you think? What kind of era is this, the age of intelligence. Ever since Tiaobao.com, the Three Realms Express Company, and the little fresh meat express brother, I have never done it myself. This dress is The haute couture brand I bought on Tiaobao.com is as thin as a cicada’s wing and as light as fog,” Zhinu said.

"Speaking of the courier brother, he looks really delicious, his little face is white and tender like tofu, I really want to eat him bite by bite." Fairy Second.

"Especially those eyes, they are so sparkling and watery, so cute." The fairy said.

"Yes, but I still prefer the eyes of the God of the Stars." Zhinu said, "The Lord of the Stars is the ruler of the sun and the moon, and he controls the stars. His eyes are the sea of ​​stars."

"I really want to throw down the gods." The fairy said.

"I also want to be lucky with the courier brother." The second fairy.

Chu Shishi and the guard looked at each other, and said, "I seem to hear the sound of saliva."

Guard: "It seems that the two characters can be decisively removed."

Chu Shishi: Why are these fairies more powerful than those guys from the underworld?

Three fairies appeared from around the corner of the temple.

Chu Shishi had to deliver items to Weaver Girl every once in a while, so he naturally knew the one in the middle who he had worked so hard to find all morning.

He quickly ran to Zhinu.

Seeing him surprised, Zhinu adjusted her hair in a little embarrassment and asked quietly, "Eleven, you didn't hear anything?"

Chu Shishi said honestly: "I didn't hear what I should have heard, and I listened to what I shouldn't have heard."

The three fairies looked at each other in dismay: they were too carried away in the discussion, and they reached the entrance of the temple without knowing it.

Chu Shiyi didn't care what they said, and handed Zhinu a pen: "Check it, if there is no problem, please sign."

Zhinu bowed her head and signed.

The fairy asked, "What did you buy?"

Zhinu smiled mysteriously, and said quietly: "Fishing net stockings, miniskirts, tube top straps."

The second fairy curled her lips: "Xingyao Shenjun doesn't like this kind of indecent attire."

Zhinu: "I just finished reading the romance novel. It said that men are all superficial and restless inside. His body will tell everyone honestly that he not only likes unruly dresses, but also unprincipled people."

Chu Shishi: Niulang, do you know that there is an endless green grassland above your head?

After experiencing the impact of the three women in the heavenly world, Chu Shishi felt that the dark and gloomy underworld was extremely cute and charming.

Lord Styx ferryed an old wooden boat to pick Chu Shishi across the river.He first moved the somersault donkey up, and then prepared to stuff dozens of packages on top of his head.Seeing that the small boat couldn't fit, the hull became bigger with the naked eye, and it was just big enough to hold everything.

Mr. Minghe patted Chu Shishi on the shoulder, and said in a hoarse voice, "Why is it so late on Shishi today?"

A penetrating chill rushed from Chu Shishi's shoulders to his lungs.

It's so cold.

Chu Shiyi pulled the corner of his mouth stiffly: "The meeting will be delayed in the heaven."

Lord Styx: "The gods in the heavens have a lot of shit."

"Eleven, sit still!"

"It's safe."

The boat moved swiftly.

Lord Styx has been wearing a coir raincoat and a bamboo hat for ten years. He looks eerie and frightening, but he is full of chatterboxes.

The Styx River spans thousands of miles, and this section of water is enough for Duke Styx to ramble about the old sesame seeds and rotten millet from the first 5000 years and the next 5000 years.

"Don't say that the old man has high vision. I don't like any gods in the heavens. Of course, I want to get rid of Xingyao Shenjun."

Star God?

I don't know how many times I heard this name today, a potential customer who has never patronized his business.

Adhering to the business theory of "Understanding a potential customer is the only way to develop him into a long-term meal ticket", Chu Shishi is going to ask Mr. Styx to find out clearly about this star god.

"He Gong, why are there so many gods, why do you only love Xing Yao?"

"What else can it be because of him, of course because he is handsome and cool! This matter starts from 2003 in the human world. 2003 is the year when my ship carried the most ghosts."

In 2003, Chu was eleven years old, and he had a very deep memory of what happened at that time.

Because that year, the flood was so violent that countless people were swept away by the evil waves.His wife and children were separated, and his family was destroyed.He ran here and there with his master, seeking signs and divination all the way to find a safe place, which is the current warehouse.

"The flood in the human world was originally thought to be a natural disaster, but in fact it was the wicked dragon of the East China Sea who was doing evil, messing up the situation and trying to overthrow the human world."

"Ignore the comparison of the heavens and let the people of the world be burned. Only the god of Xingyao wields the Hongjun sword alone, cuts the dragon scales, peels the dragon skin, and pulls the dragon tendons, so as to bring peace and joy to the common people in the world."

It's burning!

So passionate!

Just listening to it, I think Xingyao Shenjun is so handsome and cool!

If you can witness it with your own eyes, Xingyao Shenjun must be more handsome and cooler!