I send courier to the Three Realms

When the boat was in the middle of the river, Chu Shiyi suddenly thought that there was still a courier from Lord Styx today, so he hurriedly got away from "Xingyao Shenjun is so handsome and cool".

"Mr. He, I have your courier today. Don't forget to sign for it when you get to the other side of the river."

"His grandma's has finally arrived, and the seller has been too slow in delivering the goods." Mr. Styx cursed, his already hoarse voice was even more frightening.

"What did Mr. He buy?"

Lord Styx may not be able to accept new things for a while because of his old age.This was his first online shopping, so Chu Shiyi was inevitably a little curious.

Mr. Styx scratched his head: "This is not a hole in the boat. I am going to cover it with yellow paper. There is no glue in the underworld, so I asked Granny Meng to teach me to buy a bucket of 502 glue online."

A hole in the boat?

Chu Shishi asked expressionlessly, "Mr. He, is the cave still there?"

"What nonsense, I didn't make up, of course I still do."

Chu Shishi: "Mr. He, what did you tell me that the water of the Styx River is like?"

Lord Styx laughed happily: "Sulfuric acid, I carried a ghost before. He was a chemical engineer in the human world. He touched our Styx water with his hand, and half of his palm melted. He said that our Styx water is the same as concentrated sulfuric acid. Very corrosive."

"Do you still remember how I answered you?"

"No matter how big or small, there is nothing I can't remember." Lord Styx raised his head proudly, "You say, 'If the water in the Styx River is the same as concentrated sulfuric acid, your broken ship will have no bones left long ago."

Lord Styx asked again in doubt: "Eleven, why are you asking this? To test the old man's memory?"

Chu Shiyi has nothing to love: "Master Minghe, I take back what I said before, please forgive me for being young and ignorant and love nonsense."

The water of the Styx, which was as black as ink, had already submerged Chu Shishi's calves, and his long jeans were burned into five-quarter black trousers, revealing his smooth and white calves.

The somersaulting donkey, carrying a dazzling array of items, has already reached his shoulder, and the express package has long since merged into the unfathomable Styx.

Lord Styx rubbed his hands and smiled innocently: "I forgot."

Chu Shishi: "..."

I don't know if his old Chu family will never have a successor after the river is submerged?

Fortunately, Mr. Styx, who shut his mouth, was surprisingly efficient. They reached the other side of the river before turning Chu Shishi's five-quarter pants into underwear.

However, Chu Shiyi looked unhappy.

What the hell are ultra-short denim shorts? ? ?

So desperate!

Lord Styx was full of apologies to Chu Shishi: "Next time I buy a pair of jeans online, I will compensate you."

Chu Shishi: "Mr. He, do you think you can compensate me like this??? Dressed like this and strolling around the underworld, what face do I have? I am also the chairman of a company that is about to go public. You let me How to get a foothold in front of employees."

As the only employee, Chu Shishi spoke eloquently, while somersaulting donkeys beside him turned on their car lights and nodded their heads in unison.

Chairman!

After hundreds of years of ferrying, Lord Styx discovered that rich and powerful people and ghosts are not easy to bully from ancient times to the present.He panicked and sweated on his forehead: "What do you say?"

Chu Shishi stopped Mr. Minghe by the shoulder, and said sincerely: "They are all my brothers, and I will not embarrass you. You also know that our company has entered a bottleneck period, and we must continue to develop our business."

"To be honest, I don't know." Lord Styx said he was very deceived.

"Then I'll tell you now, if you don't know it."

"..."

"On the [-]th floor of the underworld, my business has only reached the first floor. There are still [-] floors waiting for me to open up. Do you have the heart to watch thousands of ghosts and billions of ghosts not surfing the Internet, surfing the Internet, shopping online, or opening express delivery? "

"...be patient." Lord Styx replied sincerely.

Chu Shishi resisted the cold and squeezed Lord Styx's shoulders: "I knew you couldn't bear it."

After speaking, he hurriedly shook off Lord Styx, and with stiff fingers, he took out a stack of business cards from Somersault Donkey's small vegetable basket, and stuffed them between the cracks of Lord Styx's coir raincoat.

"Brother trusts you, you can do it. I'll wait for your good news."

Lord Styx: I don't really want this heavy trust.

After explaining the various operations of Mr. Styx, Chu Shishi wore ultra-short jeans, showing his thin and long white legs, and rode a small fiery red electric donkey, flying away at lightning speed.

Bull head and horse face, black and white impermanence, Meng Po is his regular customer.

All the boxes melted, and the recipient's information disappeared. Chu Shixi had no choice but to ask them one by one what they bought.

"Bull head, which one is yours?"

Niu Tau urn said softly, "Wax."

hot?

chili?

"Animal wax strips for the maintenance of horns."

"Where's the horse face?"

"Seven-color mascara."

"what brand?"

"Maybelline."

"Ox head horse noodles, is there any more?"

Bull head: "Wax."

"wax?"

"Animal hair dye wax strips."

Ma Mian: "I still have Dior 999, two tubes."

The salary in the underworld is really high, and he is going to join them as soon as he loses his job tomorrow.

"Please sign if the inspection is all right."

"Can the express box be returned if it is damaged?"

Chu Shishi blinked innocently, shook his head firmly and said, "No."

The stickiness of bull's head and horse's face is far inferior to black and white impermanence. On the first day that Chu Shiyi delivered express to and from the Three Realms, the two of them were not separated for a second.

So to find one of them, the other must be within one meter in diameter.

"Hey, what did you two buy?"

Hei Wuchang remained silent with a black face.

Bai Wuchang blushed: "Why is there no box?"

Chu Shiyi was sad, his eyes dim with tears: "The water of the Styx River has been eaten."

Seeing Chu Shishi's appearance, they could guess what happened before.

Bai Wuchang said helplessly: "I have advised Lord Styx to make up casually, but he insisted on showing off his wealth and using yellow paper to make up. He also wanted to experience the power of the long-known 502."

Chu Shiyi sighed: "Hurry up and tell me if you have something, I have to rush to deliver it to Granny Meng."

He wears embarrassing hot pants and really doesn't want to walk around the world.He misses his [-]-square-meter cement flat-roofed house, and Chu Xiaoyi who is proud and arrogant.

Bai Wuchang: "Foundation foundation."

Heiwuchang: "Ultraviolet light."

Chu Shiyi is surprised, it is understandable that Bai Wuchang buys liquid foundation, but it is unpredictable why he buys Hei Wuchang and buys UV lamps.

Bai Wuchang was also curious: "Why did you buy the ultraviolet lamp?"

Heiwuchang: "...beautiful black."

Bai Wuchang said in disbelief: "Your healthy and attractive color is not born!!!"

"Isn't your fair and charming color also made of liquid foundation?"

Chu Shishi: "..."

"What else? Please sign for the receipt if it is correct." Chu Shishi smiled as a courier brother.

"Little umbrella."

"chewing gum."

Black and white impermanence said in unison.

"There are two more things?"

He came and started picking baskets, umbrellas, and chewing gum behind the car seat.

Bai Wuchang blushed and stopped Chu Shishi: "It's just one thing."

Heiwuchang next to him quickly grabbed a box of candy-colored things, and put it into his arms like lightning: "I found it, Xiaobai, let's go."

After finishing speaking, the two of them rushed tens of meters away with a whoosh.

Chu Shishi: The number of express mails is running low, so I will try my best to find you.

After running to the head of Naihe Bridge and sitting on the Sansheng Stone, Chu Shishi still couldn't figure out what it was that was chewing gum and a small umbrella?

He told this to Meng Po.

Meng Po, Gui Geng doesn't know how much, but she looks like a woman who is over thirty in the world and has a variety of styles when she shuts her mouth.If she opened her mouth, half of this woman's front teeth would be rotten, and her appearance would plummet.

Po Meng guessed: "Could it be a small umbrella with the taste of chewing gum?"

"Probably not, such a small box obviously can't hold an umbrella."

"Or is it chewing gum in the shape of a small umbrella?"

Makes sense.

Chu Shiyi nodded in agreement: "This guess should be close to ten."

Most of the packages in the underworld belonged to Po Meng, and Chu Shishi more or less knew what Po Meng bought.

One hundred catties of sweet potato flour, three hundred catties of peppercorns, star anise, cinnamon, and tangerine peel, six hundred catties of Guizhou peppers, one thousand catties of black pepper...

These are the unchanging raw materials for cooking Mengpo soup.

"Meng Meng, the human world says that the ingredients of Meng Po soup are Meng Po's tears. Why is this so?"

Granny Meng nodded: "Ordinary people are really smart. What they said actually makes sense. I cry every time I cook such a spicy soup."

Chu Shishi helped carry the raw materials underneath and handed them to Granny Meng who was standing on the ladder.Po Meng then poured the ingredients into a black porcelain pot that was as high as three people, and then filled the pot with a white pipe that was bubbling black water.

Po Meng's soup is the water of the Styx River.

"Meng Meng, the pipe you bought is ordinary plastic, so why won't it be corroded by the water of the Styx River?" Realizing the power of the Styx River water, he had to have doubts about it.

"Oh, I coated the inside of the pipe with river Styx mud."

By the time Mengmeng finished his work, the water in the pot had boiled, and the choking smell was permeating.

Spicy and painful.

Sure enough, Po Meng on the ladder was so smoked that her eyes were red, and big tears poured into the pot.

"Come down quickly." Chu Shishi hurriedly called Po Meng, "The fifty cans of Sprite you bought have arrived, drink some Sprite slowly."

Po Meng jumped down, took the Sprite, drank one can, opened another, and drank with her head raised.

After a while, the third sprite was empty.

Po Meng's teeth are caused by drinking Sprite and cavities.This is the conclusion Chu Shiyi has obtained after years of observation, and it is absolutely true!

What a beautiful old girl, but she has lost half of her teeth.

Granny Meng is one of Chu Shishi's few friends. Every time she delivers the express delivery, she pushes her package to the end, delivers it last, and then rests on the Sansheng Stone beside the Naihe Bridge.

He has always believed that Sansheng Stone has miraculous healing effects.

The ghosts who came to Naihe Bridge and were ready to reincarnate lined up automatically with enamel pots, and received a bowl of thick Meng Po soup from the faucet under the porcelain pot.

Chu Shishi stared at the ghostly man in front of him with his face in his hands, and he gulped down the spicy Mengpo soup.

"The taste is pretty, it reminds me of the Hu spicy soup from my hometown."

After all, he raised his head and continued to drink.He drank so boldly that a lot of black soup was spilled.Then, yuzuzuke drew a white line.

Chu Shishi: It turns out that Meng Po soup contains not only the tears of Meng Po, but also the bitter tears of ghosts.

Granny Meng patted Chu Shishi's shoulder vigorously: "What are you thinking, I shouldn't call you."

Chu Shiyi suppressed his emotions and shook his head.

Who is Meng Po, who has eaten more salt than Chu Shishi has ridden.

"In the beginning, when I first came to work at Naiheqiao, I heard a group of reincarnated ghosts tell their stories, and my tears flooded the pot."

"However, day after day, year after year. I have no more tears to shed."

"Because life and death are two points on a circle. We don't know which of them is the starting point and which is the end point."

"You look at them and think they are ending their lives. You don't know, they are about to usher in a new life."

"Eleven, it's easy to grow old if you think about it so much." After finishing speaking, Granny Meng stroked Chu Shishi's short black and shiny hair, like a close sister.

Chu Shishi: "...I just thought, isn't it... unhygienic to reuse the enamel jar?"

Madam Meng: "..."

All the ghosts beside him hurriedly agreed when they heard Chu Shishi speak for them.

"Yes! Yes!"

"Who knows who has any infectious disease?!"

"We protest the use of enamelled vats!"

"We're going to use disposable ones."

"Or everyone has to disinfect after use."

All the ghosts were excited, fighting for their own interests.

Granny Meng folded her arms and snorted coldly: "As long as you dare to go to the eighteenth floor of hell to ask the King of Hades to apply for funding, let alone a disposable bowl, even a golden bowl, I will give you one ghost."

After speaking, he punched and hammered a row of enamel cylinders.

Eighteen layers of hell, just hearing the name can scare everyone to death.

Meng Po, just looking at people can scare every ghost out of their wits.

In an instant, there was silence beside the Naihe Bridge.

There is no ghost who dislikes the enamel jar with yellow stains, drinks the hot Meng Po soup in a hurry, and jumps into the reincarnation without waiting for the errands to urge him.

Chu Shishi: There is a reason why Meng Meng became the remaining fighter in the underworld.

After driving away a group of reincarnated ghosts, Po Meng finally had time to collapse on dozens of cans of Sprite.

"My happy fairy water, sister is here." Po Meng gulped and drank again.