I send courier to the Three Realms

Chu Yi went out early in the morning, wearing the new clothes that his aunt had just bought for him, a white T, jeans, and white sneakers, full of youthfulness.

Chu Shishi was afraid that this outfit would look a little immature, so Aunt Nie said directly, "girls like young ones".

The location of the blind date was in a western restaurant in the city center. The restaurant was softly lit, pleasant and relaxed, and fully air-conditioned.As for the level of consumption, it is also quite cold.

Seeing the blind date, Chu Shiyi finally understood why Aunt Nie said she liked young ones,

The visitor was wearing a cute Lolita dress, and he looked immature, and he couldn't tell that he was a teacher who had been working for two years.

Afraid that Auntie Nie might make a mistake, or there might be some misunderstanding, Chu Shishi still asked, "Can I ask how old you are?"

"A woman's age is kept secret, but I can tell you clearly that I am an adult, physically." Luo Yunyun said, with a baby voice, whimpering,

Chu Shishi: "...um."

I have never been on a blind date, and I have no idea how to proceed next?Chu Shishi had a headache, he should do a strategy, but it's no use regretting it now.

"Don't be afraid, I won't eat you." The girl smiled like a flower, "You should ask me if I want to eat or drink next step?"

Originally, according to Aunt Nie's description, he imagined that this girl was a dignified and decent woman, and she might also be aloof.Unexpectedly, he was very cheerful, which relieved Chu Shishi's nervousness to a certain extent.

Chu Shishi pushed the menu to the girl and said, "You can order whatever you want. "

"Have you been here before? Do you have any recommendations?"

This western restaurant can only be regarded as a middle-to-lower class in Bincheng, but the price is still unattainable.

He also doesn't often eat downtown.It's for Auntie Nie, Luo Leixin, and Chu Xiaoyi. When they celebrate their birthdays, they will go to the garbage street in the university city to have a meal, which is generally not expensive.The most expensive one was when Luo Leixin ranked first in the city in the high school entrance examination. They went to a well-known hot pot restaurant in the city center to celebrate.

Chu Shiyi shook his head: "I haven't been here, but just now the waiter recommended that their signature dish is Australian imported steak."

The girl turned to the first page of the menu and was shocked by the price on it.She didn't think of taking advantage of the opportunity of a blind date to brutally slaughter a boy.I just ordered a seafood porridge.

"Too little, definitely not enough to eat."

"Well, I have a small appetite." I almost believed myself.

The girl was saving money for him, he was not blind, he could tell that Chu Shiyi pressed the bell on the table, and a waiter would appear after a while.

"Hello, do you need any help?"

"Order." Chu Shishi asked Luo Yunyun, "Do you have any taboos?"

Luo Yunyun: "No, it's very easy to feed."

"Well, we'll have two of this steak, two of this, and two more of this, and one of this dessert."

While waiting for the food to be served, the two chatted happily.He didn't have much contact with girls, and he never thought that there was a girl with such an open-minded and cheerful personality, who was about to reach the aggressive level.

The two chatted without any embarrassment.

They appreciate each other very much, but this frank liking further confirms the failure of this blind date.

The two of them are fast becoming brothers.

"What do you do when you're not delivering couriers?"

There was nothing to say, Chu Shishi replied: "Oh, I will draw talismans and sell them on Tiaobao."

"What kind of talisman are there?" Luo Yunyun was curious as she had never touched these.

"They are all simple town house charms, heart concentrating charms, and sleeping charms."

"It's amazing, my mother has insomnia during menopause, can I use a sleeping charm?"

"My original intention in designing this talisman was to give Aunt Nie a good night's sleep. If you need it, I'll send it to you tomorrow."

"Okay, thanks."

"Then what do you usually do in your spare time?" Chu Shishi asked back.

Her attitude is also very sincere: "Read a book."

The books the teacher read must be profound and philosophical, and Chu Shishi also began to pretend: "I've been reading White Night Walk recently, and I think it's pretty good."

"You may have misunderstood. The novels I read are online novels."

This makes it even more interesting to talk about: "I read it too. When I was in high school, I liked online articles. I read the Tomb of the Gods, Covering the Sky, Immortal."

She smiled, and her smile was a little evil: "The novel I read is called Tanmei Wen."

"Danmei?" He was so lacking in knowledge that he didn't even know that there was such a vocabulary in the world.I know the two characters separately, but I am completely confused when they are grouped together.

"A Tanmei essay similar to the appreciation of American essays?"

"no no!"

The girl was beaming with excitement, and there was light in her eyes. This was the light of enthusiasm when she encountered a topic she liked. It took half an hour for her to actively popularize science on Chu Shiyi, a topic that occupies half of the Internet.

"Rotten girl?"

"Yes, I am a rotten girl. You haven't heard of it. There are thousands of rotten girls, and half of them are rotten in a dormitory."

"..." Chu Shishi's expression was blank, he no longer recognized this crazy world, "Can men and men be together? Are there many girls supporting me?"

"Why are you thinking so decadent?" Luo Yunyun slapped the table excitedly, "It's the toilet that has gender, not love."

I can’t blame Chu Shishi for not knowing Danmei culture. The main reason is that he doesn’t have much contact with people. After graduation, he is also busy with his career. He seldom surfs the Internet.

Chu Daxiong kept talking about "when can I marry a wife", "carry on the family line", "wife and children are hot on the bed", which directly caused Chu Shixi to save his wife money silently since he was sensible, for fear that he would not be able to marry a wife in his later years like Chu Daxiong.

"My master told me that it is a shame for a man not to be able to marry a wife. He taught me to earn money, marry a wife, have a baby, and have a grandson."

"He's still struggling in Xinshou Village, how dare he teach you?" She patted Chu Shishi on the shoulder, like a good brother, "Boys and boys are king."

"I think you have the capital to be beautiful."

White and tender, buttocks are still up.

Chu Shishi, who has already popularized the basic concepts of Danmei culture, retorted subconsciously: "I also have the capital to attack."

Luo Yunyun looked up and down, "tsk tsk" in her mouth, it's a pity.There is no two pieces of meat in the body, and the skin is like white tofu.

He doesn't even have the qualifications to be an attack, let alone a fierce attack.

"Hey, the standard of onslaught is very high, and your physical fitness is probably not reliable."

It is absolutely unbearable to be told no!

"I'm in bad shape!"

After saying this, the guests at the front, back, left, and right tables looked at the two of them frequently.like watching a madman,

Chu Shiyi was about to collapse.

He is a straight man, why is he discussing whether he should be attacked or accepted?

"I'm that... straight man, I'm a straight man of steel."

Luo Yunyun is serious, her lips are pursed, and there is a teacher's sharpness under her glasses: "Straight man? Think carefully about which boy have you never been close to? And have you never thought of getting close to any boy? Didn't appear in your beautiful dream?" Have you ever seen a boy?"

"If you can touch your conscience and answer no to all of them, I will believe you."

Chu Shishi subconsciously wanted to answer, but was defeated by her penetrating eyes.His little Jiujiu has nowhere to hide.

Like winning a battle, she smiled all over her face: "As soon as I saw you, I felt that you belonged to our big family."

"Do your parents know you're like this?"

"Does your student know you are like this?"

"Does Aunt Nie know this?"

Wen Wen is quiet and honest, these are what Aunt Nie said to him in the morning.

"Oh, I don't know, who doesn't have a little secret, like you, who did you tell when you dreamed about a man?"

"Fuck." Chu Shiyi collapsed, "How do you know?"

"When I said the first two questions just now, your ears were only red. By the time of the third question, your ears were all congested and your eyes were dodging."

This keen power of observation is almost born to eat the job of a teacher, and he can quickly be promoted to a teaching director at the level of a big devil.

Yun Yao came to Liuyue Lane early in the morning. This alley is not as old as Liuman Lane.The concrete floor is full of potholes, there is dirty water inside, the alleys are narrow and winding, and the sunlight cannot penetrate.

Accompanying him are Ao Lie and Niu Er.

The purpose of Yun Yao's trip is Chu Shishi.

After reading "The Second Step for Novice Parents: How to Understand Every Move of an Adolescent Baby", he tossed and turned last night and came up with a brilliant idea to keep Chu Shishi.

He walked through alleys and alleys expressionlessly, with couples arguing, children crying, dogs barking and cats barking along the way.

After finally arriving at Chu Shishi's base camp, there was no answer when he knocked on the door, and the three bosses stood at the door like door gods.

With Yunyao as the center, the sky group is formed.

No matter in terms of clothing or temperament, this Tiantuan is out of tune with the surrounding environment.Soon, they were surrounded by enthusiastic neighbors.

The straight gaze made Yun Yao very irritable, but he couldn't disappear suddenly in front of so many people.

Grumpy.

Ao Lie is rather coquettish, facing the camera in various concave poses.

Niu Er stood fiercely, motionless.

The sun was high and the people who were watching and taking photos went home for dinner one after another. There were only three sisters who kept staring at the three handsome guys. The youngest sister was about four or five years old and still had a slug.

"Sister, are they a newly debuted group? They are all so handsome. Especially the one in the middle, really handsome, so handsome."

"I don't know, maybe it's a trainee, but with this appearance, it will definitely be top-notch in the future."

"Sister, you once said that Brother Eleven will definitely be top class in the future." The younger sister rolled her eyes skyward.

"It's not that I was young and ignorant before, and I didn't know that there were such handsome men in the world."

The two older sisters were more timid, hiding behind the wall and not daring to step forward.The younger sister was not afraid of tigers when she was born, so she ran straight to Yun Yao.

"Brother, I'll eat it for you." The little girl took out the most precious orange-flavored lollipop from her mouth, and wanted to share it with her favorite person.

The lollipop is "tick-tock-tick" drooling, and I don't know if the slug sticks to it!

Yun Yao's face was covered with frost, the temperature of the surrounding air gradually dropped, and the air-conditioning continued to spread.

The two sisters kept shaking and shaking, shaking and shaking.

People in a radius of ten miles concluded that autumn in Bincheng came earlier than usual.

Yun Yao was about to throw up his sleeves and leave.

Ao Lie followed closely behind.

The two cows are tall and burly, squatting down and quietly pinching the little girl's slug away with a tissue, the iron man is tender.

Sister: "Is C the captain? I have a bad temper, and I can only go the red and black route in the future."

Sister: "I suddenly like muscular men in suits, there is a different kind of cute contrast."

Little sister: "The elder brother in the middle is beautiful, even prettier than my Barbie doll."

Yun Yao's ears clearly caught this sentence.

good very good.

The little girl doesn't know that her set of Barbie dolls has been wiped out and replaced by Shrek.

Before the three of them left the alley, they ran into Nie Qin who had just returned from grocery shopping.

Yun Yao recognized it, cleaned up the negative emotions, and tried to maintain elegance.

Knowing that his master didn't want to talk to strangers, Niu Er stepped forward and asked, "Where is Chu Shishi? We are his friends."

Niu Er is tall and mighty, and wearing a black suit, he looks like a gangster. He is going to collect protection money today.

Nie Qin is a simple housewife who has never seen the world before.Afraid that Eleven would provoke people who shouldn't be provoked outside, he said tremblingly: "What Eleven, Twelve, I don't know. ""

Niu Er: "..."

Ao Lie: "..."

Yun Yao: "..."

Just as Niu Er was about to say something more, he opened his mouth when Auntie Nie ran away with a basket of tomatoes, persimmon potatoes, eggplants and pork belly, not noticing that the fresh broad beans were scattered all over the floor.

The speed is the fastest in Aunt Nie's half life.

Yun Yao: "The things that need to be seen in the future, I will do it myself."