I send courier to the Three Realms

For several days in a row, Yun Yao came out to pick up the courier in person, and the time happened to be when he stopped the somersaulting donkey, and he hadn't even had time to put his foot down.

He no longer has any curiosity about this behavior of pinching time to death. This probably belongs to the special ability of zombies, zombies, or blood-sucking people.

In the past half a month or so, every time Chu Shishi waited for Yun Yao to sign his name, he immediately dumped the package and left.They refused to leave any time for chatting with each other.Even when the two of them chat on wechat, they always have a relationship.

Today Yun Yao decided to write the word "Yun Yao" with the oldest and thickest ancient characters in the heavens. Every stroke and every stroke must be extremely serious, and at the end he needs to be blessed with magic to prevent it from disappearing.

Unexpectedly, the two words "Yun Yao" that took more than five minutes were written, and Chu Shishi did not disappear in a hurry while riding a somersault donkey.

Chu Shiyi bit the bullet and pulled out Chu Xiaoyi from under his feet, without looking at Yun Yao: "I don't know if your chick is male or female?"

Yun Yao said without hesitation, "Mother."

Phoenix: My husband!Replacement as fake!True!Fake one pay ten!

Chu Shishi's face turned red, and his ears were about to burn off.It's too embarrassing.

A few days ago, Auntie Nie took the sickly Chu Xiaoyi to the pet hospital for vaccinations. Unexpectedly, the doctor said that it had come into heat.

call--

"It's in the yard."

"Then what, tell Xiaoyi to follow you..." Before finishing speaking, Yun Yao turned around and did not look back.

Chu Shiyi resigned himself to following up, and entered the house for the second time that he even dreamed of buying it.

The yard is no longer the scent of phantom face grass that was tangy last time, but the bitter smell of Chinese herbal medicine. After a careful smell, there is still a hint of sweetness.

A proletarian like him really doesn't understand the aesthetics of the rich.

Chu Shiyi, who followed step by step, remembered the phantom face grass he had planted: "Mr. Yun, the phantom face grass seeds you gave last time have germinated, and next time I will send you a finished mask. I made it myself. It is safe and not rotten." Face." It can be regarded as repaying part of their love.

There is really no need for the mask, if it is made by Xiaoshi himself, I will accept it.

"Okay." Yun Yao slowed down and continued, "A few more pieces."

Chu Shishi: Brother, can I take back what I just said?

There is no need to introduce the value of each mask, it is almost gold-plated.

Chu Shishisheng walked side by side with Yun Yao unrequitedly.

Seeing Chu Shiyi's expression that I don't want to give it to you, but I have to, Yun Yao felt a secret joy in his heart.This is probably what the book says, almost all parents like to tease their children, especially when they are about to cry, they are the happiest.

Going forward, Chu Shishi was stunned by the sight in front of him. There were five large boxes stacked in the yard, which together were ten stories high.He looked at Yun Yao suspiciously.

"You want to move?"

Yun Yao explained: "Of course not, this is a gift. You know there are always people who want to get something from me, but there is no such cheap thing in the world. Naturally, it will cost several times to return my favor."

What a frightening gift this is.

Suddenly, I feel that it is good to get a basket of Miraculous Face Grass from you and give you a few masks back.

Chu Xiao has been missing since entering this yard.When he came out again, the creaking nest had already caught a weak chicken.Under the moon, Erji strolled in the ancient courtyard with small bridges and flowing water, which was very pleasant.

Chu Shishi couldn't leave. His elder brother had been weak recently and needed someone to take care of him.

He and Yun Yao sat on the rattan chair in the courtyard, and Chu Shiyi sat on it without any scruples.

To this, Yun Yao said: "You should rub it."

When the baby is young, it is necessary to instill in him the consciousness of "washing hands frequently and loving cleanliness".

But Chu Shishi blinked and said innocently, "It's not dirty, I touched it."

Well, he's grown too big, and his ideas are not easy to indoctrinate. He's old enough to learn how to be cute and refuse to be watered.

It's completely frustrating.

Yun Yao took out a neat handkerchief from his pocket, and wiped every inch of the chair carefully until the ancient wooden rattan chair was shiny.He just sat down gracefully, with his back straight and his legs slightly spread to form a straight right angle.

Afterwards, the silk handkerchief was reduced to ashes and dissipated with the night wind in the city.

"So extravagant? Are silk handkerchiefs disposable?" Chu Shishi was about to explode with jealousy, this wicked rich man!

"That's not true. I still keep a piece of veil that I've used before." Yun Yao replied, but didn't explain why the veil that was lucky enough to be preserved was ever used.

Of course Yun Yao wouldn't say, how could he say that he hid the things that wiped Chu Shiyi's arms in the study room!

The two chatted about other things, from what to eat tonight, what to eat this morning, awkward chats to how they ate yesterday.

Most importantly, Yun Yao answered seriously all the questions that were too boring to be called questions, and would say "so-so", "just like that", and "not so good".Every answer is carefully thought out before replying.

This serious attitude of chatting made Chu Shiyi extremely ashamed when talking about these topics.He decides to change the subject, at least a little more discussionally, even if he didn't intend to talk in the first place.

Chu Shiyi licked the little tiger's teeth and said, "I won't deliver the courier to you tomorrow."

"???" Yun Yao was unhappy, frowning slightly, her eyes were cold and clear, staring straight at Chu Shishi.

What a trembling look.

Bite the bullet, Chu Shishi explained: "The business is too busy, and I can't do it alone. So I interviewed two people, and they will come to work tomorrow."

Two daring, ordinary human beings who dared to go to the underworld, the heavens, and even come to Liumanxiang on their own while riding a somersault donkey.

Business expansion, too busy Yun Yao fully understands, but Chu Shiyi is absolutely not allowed to let go of his "see you every day" themed date!

"Add money, you will deliver my courier in person." Yun Yao pointed to the five towering boxes, "Those five are all yours."

"Can I~ask~what's inside~?" Chu Shishi asked tremblingly.

Taking the price of the heaven as a reference, Chu Shiyi probably couldn't understand it, so Yun Yao thoughtfully changed the example of the human world.

"This box can buy Leah, Xunteng, Dubai, Dawan and seven or eight other companies of the same level at the same time."

"Give all of those to me?"

The last word "I" trembled to the breaking point.

Yun Yao nodded.

Chu Shishi: The world is too dreamy, please let me, a poor and shabby old hat, take a break.

It took a full half an hour to slow down until Chu Xiaoyi had already circled around the outermost perimeter of the courtyard three times with the Phoenix in his arms, and was about to start the fourth circle.

"I refuse." God knows how much Chu Shiyi's heart hurts after saying these three words, it's like swinging a knife from the palace.

If Yun Yao was secretly unhappy when he heard the news that Chu Shishi was not coming to deliver the courier, then now he was on the verge of rage.

"why?"

Don't like money?

Could it be Chu Shishi, a noble human being that money cannot buy?

Of course it's impossible, but anyone who knows Chu Shiyi a little bit doesn't know that he regards money as his life.

Yun Yao: Could it be that he doesn't like the money I give, and that's the only possibility left.

Very good, Yun Yao is very upset at this moment!

If he had to give an answer, Chu Shixi said dryly, "You will not be rewarded for no merit."

Yun Yao's complexion did not improve at all, but was so heavy that ink dripped out.

Chu Shiyi said again, "A gentleman loves money, and he gets it in a proper way."After speaking, he picked up the fourth round of walking, and the arrogant Chu Xiaoyi ran out the door without looking back.

Completely disregarding the big brother who kept flapping his wings.

Before going to bed, Chu Shiyi drank a cup of magic face herbal tea and applied the magic face grass mask, hoping that such a precious material could quickly heal the scratches on his face.

After all, Auntie Nie's face glowed after drinking tea for a few days.

After thinking about it, I can't be beautiful alone, so I sent a video invitation to the master who is far away in Kunlun Mountains.Although Kunlun has connected to the Internet a few years ago, the speed of the network is very low.Chu Daxiong only received the invitation after sending it four times.

"Hey...hey..."

Chu Shishi had a headache, could the screen not freeze at the moment when his master was grinning at him with his nostrils facing him, which would cause extreme discomfort.

"Master, did you receive the Magic Face Grass I sent you?"

"What? You sent me—what?"

"Phantom Grass."

"I don't know? What do you remember for me that you don't know?"

This is the reason why he doesn't like to contact Chu Daxiong. Every time Chu Daxiong is located in a place with poor network coverage, this makes the two people who start talking talk to themselves like mentally ill patients.

Chu Shiyi raised his voice: "You will know when you receive it. Master, you come back quickly, if you don't come back, I will kill your eldest apprentice and make soup to replenish your body."

He leaned his face in front of the camera, and there were two scratches on his right cheekbone, which were disinfected with iodine, and they were still oozing blood.

A big cock in rut is so fierce and terrifying.

Chu Daxiong didn't hear anything clearly, and when Chu Shishi said this, Kunlun's Internet speed soared: "You rebellious bastard, you want to eat your elder brother! Xiaoyi wants to lose a chicken feather, so I will fly home immediately and peel you off!" skin."

"..."

Too tmd eccentric.

Unable to continue the conversation, Chu Shiyi hurriedly finished his business: "Old man, did you have any clues about what I asked you to ask the dentist last time?"

"Ah? Didn't I send you the contact information a long time ago?"

"What nonsense? I didn't receive it at all? Did you not pay attention to what I entrusted to you? Ah? Did you, old man?"

Chu Daxiong's facial features were wrinkled into a ball: "You son of a bitch, I really lost my temper."

"But... it seems that the sending failed." It was a bit embarrassing.

I don't believe Chu Shiyi's face, but I will listen to you, and listen to you quietly.

"Hey, don't believe me, I'll take a screenshot and send it to you."

Then Kunlun's internet speed dropped off a cliff.

"Boom-"

Chat ends here.

It was an hour later that Chu Shishi received the screenshot, and it really failed to send.He forwarded the screenshot with the dentist's address and contact information to Po Meng.

Yesterday when he delivered the courier, he found that Meng Po's only half tooth was crumbling.

Go to bed, tomorrow is a day for a handsome blind date.

Chu Shishi changed into new bed sheets, which were filled with a delicate and elegant lemon fragrance, which smelled very good.

in a dream.

A cute and round orange cat with watery eyes quietly came to Chu Shi's bedside.

Chu Shiyi's heart was about to melt, and he gently waved to it, and the orange cat quickly rubbed against his face.

Incredibly soft.

Chu Shiyi hugged it and began to rub it crazily, which felt really delicious.

The orange cat also squinted its eyes comfortably: "Meow~"