I send courier to the Three Realms

There was a huge full-length mirror in the lobby on the first floor, and Chu Shiyi saw himself in the mirror as soon as he came down the stairs.

Sadness palpable.

It stands to reason that the height of 178 is not considered handicapped among boys, why does he wear other people's clothes like a costume, with long sleeves swinging wide, and the trousers are folded up two layers in a humble way.

Chu Shiyi closed his eyes sadly, then opened them again, his black pupils suddenly darkened.

Unlike other people, demons, and ghosts he saw, when he looked at himself in the mirror through the eyes of the sky, his whole body was full of bright red, but he couldn't see his own heart.

Maybe he was born as a young Lei Feng who is willing to do good and do good, and is a chivalrous boy, and his body is full of signs of a good person.

Perhaps it was Mrs. Chu who was intoxicated with her beauty in the prosperous age, but he didn't realize that the first floor was silent.When he turned his head, he suddenly found a person sitting on the wine-red sofa, watching him from afar.

He hasn't seen it.

Without closing his eyes, his gaze unconsciously swept across the opponent's left chest.

Another exception!

The other party looks like a human, but he must not be human.Creatures that are more capable than him are gone, and he usually doesn't dare to think big, and is [-]% sure of the species that other people belong to.Today he is so determined.

Because the left side of the opponent's chest is empty and dark, without a single bright red beating thing.

Without a heart, what could it be?

Zombies?

Zombies?

While Chu Shishi was in a daze, Niu Er stepped forward and introduced, "Eleventh, this is my husband."

To be able to drive a high-level demon like Niu Er, I think the other party is a character.

Zombie King?

Zombie King?

Chu Shiyi fell into deep thought. The other party was not bad looking, and his appearance was actually comparable to him. Uh, it seemed to surpass him by a little bit.

It turned out to be a species nourished by bad luck.

Could it be said that bad luck also has the effect of beautifying and nourishing the skin, changing the head and plastic surgery.This is definitely a rare business opportunity, and it is worth understanding in the future.

"Yun Yao."

Yun Yao raised her eyes lightly, her eyes were penetrating, there was the mystery of the sky at night, and the brilliance of the stars all over the sky.It is like containing countless fine diamonds, noble and luxurious.

Because of a pair of eye-catching eyes, people accidentally ignored him, so it turned out that his voice was so harsh and mellow.

Chu Shiyi was taken aback. This was a self-introduction, which was enough to pretend: "Chu Shishi."

In terms of pretense, who was he afraid of Chu·Sociege·Eleven!

Yun Yao looked at Chu Shiyi coldly, then looked away, gently supported his chin with one hand, and stared elsewhere.

Chu Shiyi wiped off the dense beads of sweat on the back of his hands calmly, then walked to the sofa and sat down obediently without putting on a show, with his legs together, his hands clenched into fists on his knees, his head slightly drooping.The black hair looks fluffy and soft under the warm light.

Don't ask him why he sat down.

Because Yun Yao asked him to do this!

Don't ask him how he knows.

Because he just understood Yun Yao's eyes: sit down now!

Don't ask him why he is so cute and cute.

Because he just understood the second meaning of Yun Yao's eyes: if he pretends again, he will die, and die a miserable death.

Chu's eleven eyes observe the nose, and the nose observes the heart.

"Give it to him." Yun Yao said.

Niu Er carried a delicate bamboo basket, put it in front of Chu Shishi, and then backed away respectfully after finishing.

Chu Shixi couldn't bear curiosity, and quietly raised his head.The basket is full of sesame-sized, emerald green seeds.

Return a basket of the seeds of Mirage Grass.

"???" Chu Shiyi stared at Yun Yao in astonishment.

"Mature Phantom Grass will lose its medicinal effect soon after leaving the soil."

It turned out that he was the one who gave him clothes in the bathroom and took away the Mirage Grass by the way.

Because Yun Yao flung out a basket of precious seeds, the clouds were calm, and he seemed to be the real owner of this old house.Yun Yao in Chu Shishi's eyes has been completely deformed - from zombie king, zombie king suddenly to thick, rigid and dazzling 24K pure gold thighs.

Chu Shishi said humbly, "How embarrassing is that?"

The mouth says no, but the body is very honest.Chu Shishi grabbed the hand carrying the basket, his fingers were pale, and the bamboo strips made a rattling sound of grievance.

Niu Er stared at it blankly, with such strength, he and the boss might not be able to break it apart with the joint efforts.

In order to strengthen the connection between himself and the golden thigh, so as to achieve the purpose of holding on tightly and not letting go, Chu Shishi immediately became active.

"What hobbies does Mr. Yun usually have, such as online shopping? Have you ever experienced the service level of our Three Realms express company?"

Yun Yao shook his head coldly and sincerely: "Never shop online."

Niu Er: Then, who do I pick up the courier for every day? !

Chu Shiyi rubbed his hands, he was as virtuous as Xingyao Shenjun, and he was a diehard who did not join the "Three Realms" gang.Moreover, the diehard in front of him seemed to be an old diehard.

Zombies, zombies and the like are estimated to be quite old now.

Every stranger is your potential customer, and may become your financial father in the future.

Chu Shishi did not give up: "Online shopping is convenient and fast, Mr. Yun knows how? I can teach you. No deposit, no fees."

"No." After finishing speaking, Yun Yao handed her mobile phone to Chu Shishi.

Niu Eryuzu: May I ask who is the one who goes shopping on Tiaobao.com every day and finds that his mobile phone loses battery?who is it?

Without the password, Chu Shixi turned on the phone directly.Originally, I wanted to download Tiaobao.com from the app store first, but to my surprise, there was nothing on the main page, just a single seedling app, red and familiar.

"So it has already been downloaded."

Yun Yao tapped his knee lightly with his index finger, and said in a leisurely manner, "Maybe the phone comes with it."

Chu Shixi immediately nodded in agreement. It is true that many brands of mobile phones download many applications without the owner's consent.

"Come on, I'll teach you how to search for treasures, collect them, add them to the shopping cart, and finally pay." Chu Shishi hooked his hands at Yun Yao.

Niu [-]: Is this calling a puppy? !Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you to let your husband go over and let him go!

As a result, Niu Er was surprised.

Yun Yao stood up, straightened the slightly wrinkled suit pants, and strode to Chu Shiyi to sit down.

Without the slightest hesitation.

Chu Shishi didn't think there was anything wrong with it, and earnestly asked the future sponsor's father for his impression points, explaining every step in detail.

To the last step: "Click this shopping cart-like icon, and you can pay later. Come on, give it a try."

Hearing this, Yun Yao stretched out his index finger, tapped it carefully, and quickly withdrew it with a "swipe".

Sure enough, he is an old hat who has never seen the world.

Niu Er: Sir, the Oscar belongs to you!

The phone screen comes to the shopping cart interface...

full!

Full!

Elegant scum brand gold-rimmed glasses, never-extinguishing brand lighters, fire-resistant and high-temperature-resistant ties... There are all kinds of them, but each one is worth a lot of money.

Chu Shishi turned his head and stared at Yun Yao quietly.

Yun Yao took it easy, frowned slightly and explained: "Niu Er doesn't have a mobile phone, so he often borrows mine, but he didn't expect to secretly browse Tiaobao.com behind my back."

Chu Shishi cast comforting glances at the tall and burly man next to him, with sympathy in surprise, and a little pity in sympathy, and it seemed that there was hidden under the pity... schadenfreude.

Let's talk about why every time the package is left with the landline number, it turns out that it is the first bully who even borrows a mobile phone.

Niu Er resisted the familiar gaze, and acted as a 3D human figure standing sign with a blank face: I have the latest orange brand mobile phone in my arms, can you believe it?

After Chu Shiyi taught Yun Yao a series of operations, he cheekily saved his mobile phone number to the other party's mobile phone.The keyboard has 26 keys that he is not familiar with, and he lowered his head to type his name seriously.

"Why is it called Eleven?" Yun Yao thought for a while, and added, "It's a very special name."

Chu Xiyi pursed his lips, and said indifferently: "What else could it be? It's not that my master picked me up in November, so I don't care about this name."

"Sorry, I don't know."

Chu Shishi waved his hand: "What is there to apologize for? Many people have been curious since I was a child. But when I go to college, my name will be drowned in the sea of ​​people."

"Do you know why?"

Yun Yao shook his head in cooperation.

"There are a total of 46 majors, and half of them are named Xinxin, Xinxin, Qingqing, Miaomiao, Chongchong, Cancan, and Yueyue."

"Oh!" Yun Yao said that he didn't care what other people's names were.

Chu Shiyi became anxious: "Don't believe me! It's true!" Over the years, anyone who mentioned this meme would either be ruthlessly questioned or indifferent.You know, this small probability event spread throughout the campus that year.

Of course Yun Yao knew it was true, but it was absolutely impossible for him to say it directly.

"It's incredible." Yun Yao nodded slightly, not much, and his expression remained unchanged.However, Chu Shiyi abruptly read the inconceivableness in his eyes.

Niu Er really, really, really wants to be rebellious and rolls his eyes: he's too hypocritical, and he doesn't know who it is, and there is still a roster of so-and-so's freshman year in the study room, and a stack of so-and-so's graduation photos.

Seeing someone so enthusiastically cheering on Chu Shishi, he immediately felt good about it.Yun Yao has transformed from thick and hard big golden legs to a good friend reserve.

Very rare, really rare.

Because there is a Taoist master who is not stingy, and he has a "eye of the sky" BUFF, and he does not know how to avoid taboos in small talk, children start to stay away from him, and he is naturally regarded as a different kind by the people around him.

When he grows up, he can clearly distinguish what should be said and what can't be said when he is killed, but he can no longer integrate into it, and he doesn't want to integrate into the human group.

He can talk to Xiaoyi, Po Meng, Brother Niu, and now... Yun Yao, who is in front of him, they are chicken, ghost, cow and... Zombie King.There is no serious person.

Maybe he's not human either.

Talking to a confidant is less than a thousand sentences, Chu Shiyi is like crackling beans, talking non-stop.Yun Yao next to him didn't talk much, only echoing a few words occasionally, but he listened sincerely.

This directly broke Niu Erzheng, and Chu Shishi talked endlessly, making him dizzy and dazzled.

In order to save himself, he respectfully bid farewell to Yun Yao.

"You look like the director of a zoo! Come to your house to visit, and you can save 50 yuan in the entrance fee."

Yun Yao: "The director of the zoo?"

Chu Shiyi counted with his fingers: "Your family has several carps of different colors, but they are uglier than other carps."

Yun Yao: "Carp?"

Aoyu in the water: Blind your dog eyes! ! !

Yun Yao: "Then change the batch tomorrow."

Aoyu wailed: My lord, beauty is misleading!

"Don't." Chu Shishi repeatedly refused, "I don't think my son is ugly."

Yun Yao: "..."

Aoyu: Chu Shishi, qnmlgb!

Chu Shishi tried to change the subject, comforting Yun Yao: "But the loach in your water tank is really thick and big. If it is wild, it can be weighed. It is worth a lot of money in the market."

Ying Long in the lotus pond: "..."

Yun Yao sighed calmly: "If you have a sales channel, sell it."

Ying Long: ...my lord.

"There's also a bald chicken." Chu Shishi pointed to a certain place in the living room, where Xiao Yi was playing happily with a skinny, hairless chicken.

Phoenix, who failed in Nirvana, was wronged: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."

This string of oh heard Yun Yao's ears say "My lord, you have indulged him too much".

And to Chu Shishi's ears, it was a series of pure and bright rooster crows.After all, I've been with Xiaoyi for a long time, and I can't understand the words of the bald chicken, but I can understand its tone in seconds, and the little boy feels wronged.

Chu Shiyi corrected it immediately: "This rooster looks beautiful, and when it grows up, it will definitely fascinate thousands of roosters."

Yun Yao sat on the side, quietly listening to Chu Shiyi's ramblings, and had no intention of correcting his fundamental misunderstandings and serious gender misunderstandings.

If it wasn't for the failure of Nirvana, how could it be possible to become this ugly.

In order to maintain his fragile self-esteem, Fenghuang waved his wings angrily and prepared to run away from home.

Can't wait any longer!

Seeing this, the little one next to him waved his big feathered wings, and firmly embraced the Phoenix into the creaking nest.

Phoenix: It's true that a phoenix that has landed is not as good as a chicken.