I send courier to the Three Realms

Chu Shixi carefully counted the empty cans, wow, four cans? ? ?

"Why did you steal another can?" I didn't notice it at all, it was so weird!

Po Meng looked down at the pot, then looked up at Chu Shishi: "Oh, when I was arguing with those ghosts just now."

"..." Chu Shiyi said helplessly, "Meng Meng, your teeth."

As soon as teeth were mentioned, Granny Meng was silent: "Eleventh, help me find a special dentist in the human world when you have time."

"special?"

"Knows how to draw talismans, and has eyes of the sky." How else can I help her install her dentures.

"Okay, I'll help you pay attention during this time."

"Oh, by the way, tomorrow is the annual night walk of ghosts in the underworld." Granny Meng took out an invitation card from her bosom and presented it to Chu Shishi with both hands.

Chu Shishi took it calmly. The black background and white letters opened the invitation card, and inside it was the capitalized traditional Chinese character "Ming", surrounded by dripping scarlet.

He told himself it must, must be red paint.

"Thank you, but I'm busy, so I may not be able to attend." Chu Shishi tried to push back the dark invitation.

Granny Meng held Chu Shiyi's white and clean hand, and said quickly, "You're welcome, I still have a few hundred copies that I haven't sent out. You still have friends, especially male friends, and you can tell me if you want to participate."

Chu Shishi: Not really.Even if there is, it is estimated that it will be cold after participating.

Being busy on the Ghost Festival is really not an excuse to prevaricate Po Meng, he really has a big order to deliver.

There are countless courier companies in the human world, and the pressure of competition is enormous.Therefore, Chu Shiyi couldn't open up business in the human world even if he squeezed his head.However, customers at No. 318 Liuman Lane have a soft spot for the "Three Realms" express delivery, and they have orders every day.

He must hold this single seedling in the palm of his hand, take good care of it, and irrigate it carefully.

He has been too busy these days, and he has already accumulated seven or eight customer packages for No. 318.No matter what, I have to send it over today.

But Xiaoyi didn't give face too much.

"Don't go!" After saying that, Xiao Yi grabbed Chu Shishi's clothes and hung in the air.Its sharp beak seemed to have two rows of fangs, tightly clasping the white shirt.

Then, there was a "stab", the sound of cloth being torn.

"Crackling", Chu Shiyi's heartbroken voice.

"...my LA brand high imitation white shirt."

"You've been playing rogue all night." Chu Shiyi pulled out Laipi's big cock, "I know you're afraid of the dark, so I'll go out for a while. Liuman Lane is very close, and it won't take four or ten minutes to go back and forth."

"Oh, you're dreaming!"

10 minute later.

Chu Shishi rode a shiny somersault donkey with a majestic big rooster on his head.

The summer is hot, but fortunately, there is a tributary of the Yellow River passing through the city, and there is an occasional cool breeze in the scorching heat.

Chu Shishi sighed: "I love Bincheng!"

Xiaoyi: "Oh, I love it too."

The "Three Realms" express company is located at No. 318 Liuyue Lane, which is one street and two lanes away from No. 318 Liuman Lane.It stands to reason that it should arrive quickly, but there are several universities in the street between the two alleys.Classmates eating supper, couples walking, dogs running around, the wide road looks narrow.

Along the way, the somersaulting donkey held his breath and stopped and walked.The unique shape of Chu Shiyi attracted the attention of many pedestrians.

With a white shirt, light-colored cropped jeans and canvas shoes, and black hair in pieces, coupled with his fair appearance, Chu Shishi looked youthful and sharp.Walking in the crowd of college students does not seem awkward at all.The only thing that stands out is the cock on the head.

The boy who had just finished the basketball game and drank an iced drink said in amazement, "Why isn't this guy sweating at all?"

Chu Shishi waved to them with a smile: "Drink less ice water, soak wolfberries in the thermos."

Xiaoyi: "Oh, it not only reduces sweating but also cures kidney deficiency."

Hearing this, the corners of Chu Shishi's lips stiffened slightly.

And the passers-by just heard the rooster go "oooh, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

"It's not good to raise chickens, it's too noisy."

"Shit still stinks."

"Chickens are stupid."

Several people discussed it, but Chu Xiaoyi and Chu Shishi listened to it seriously.

Chu Xiaoyi: "Get lost—"

All passers-by heard was a louder "Oh———".

"Let me just say, you can't raise chickens in big cities, it's a nuisance to the people!"

Chu Xiaoyi: "Go to hell!"

Xiao Yi howled all the way, and finally arrived at No. 318 Liuman Lane.

Chu Shishi raised his head and stared at this villa, Chinese style, blue bricks and gray tiles, showing a different kind of simplicity and elegance due to the precipitation of time.Large patches of creepers cover the entire wall, mixed with red roses and precious orchid grass.

This is simply his ideal wedding room!

Chu Shishi stroked the somersaulting donkey's head, and said with great anticipation: "Father will definitely earn money in the future..."

Just when the sound of a bicycle horn covered the words behind, Xiaoyi didn't hear clearly and asked, "Oh, what must it be? Must buy it?"

Chu Shishi: "I will definitely bring you to visit."

"Ah!"

Chu Shishi was very sure that this "heh" was equal to "promising"!He wanted so badly to pop its head off, pluck its fur, roast its wings, fry its breast meat.But I can only think about it, this big cock is still his big brother in name.

Chu Daxiong, Chu Shishi's master, picked up Xiaoyi in January and Chu Shishi in November of the same year.

"You are right, you are always right, who told you that you are my big brother!"

"Heh!" He snorted coldly, carrying a kilogram of ridicule and sarcasm.

"You're still in good spirits!" Chu Shiyi was holding it all the way, his hair was almost plucked by him, and he was baptized by everyone's condemning eyes, and he was holding his breath.Not only is it not grateful, but its face is not its face, its ass is not its ass.

One person, one chicken, began to fight in other people's territory.You peck me, I punch you, neither give in.

The somersaulting donkey, who is not too busy watching the excitement, sometimes alternates the far and low beams for support, and sometimes whistles, dances and plays music.

"Cough—" There was a deliberate cough.

someone is coming.

Chu Shishi and Xiao Yi hurriedly separated, pretending to be in peace.Alas, after all, they are all respectable people... and chickens.

"Eleventh, has the courier arrived?" The tall and strong man was wearing a suit and leather shoes in summer.

This is Niu Er, today's recipient.

Iron-blooded men like Niu Er mostly collapsed on the top of the mountain without changing their expressions.At this moment, he stared at Chu Shiyi with a delicate expression, sympathy in surprise, and a little pity in sympathy, and it seemed that there was hidden under the pity... gloating.

"Head to head!"

Almost forgot business!

"Brother Niu, I have delivered all the parcels during this period, please sign if they are correct after checking." Chu Shishi smiled sincerely, showing the standard eight teeth.

This is the embarrassment of being bumped into, the last stubbornness.

But Niu Er was still staring at him for a moment, and Chu Shishi's smile showed slight cracks.Following Niu Er's line of sight, he lowered his head and spotted a few light gray unidentified objects on his body, which smelled bad, and his smile cracked every inch of his body.

He squeezed out three words from between his teeth, with resentment and unwillingness: "Chu Xiaoyi!"

Xiao Yi opened his wings, and several hairs were missing: "You're fucking blacker than me!"

They glared angrily. Niu Er had already signed his name seven or eight times. He picked up the package with one hand and was about to leave, when a low voice rang in his ear.

"Let him in."

Niu Er naturally wouldn't ask Mr. why he invited him in in front of them, and just said: "If you don't mind, let's go in and sort it out."

Chu Shishi swayed his little hand quickly: "How could it be?"

Without waiting for Niu Er to say more, Chu Shishi picked up Xiao Yi's neck with his left hand, and walked over him leading the somersaulting donkey with his right hand.

Niu Er was stunned.

After walking seven or eight meters away, Chu Shishi didn't hear footsteps, turned around and found that the master was still outside the door, he shouted: "Brother Niu, why don't you come in?"

Niu Er: This may be your home, I don't need to go in.

Entering the door and turning the corner, there is a thick blue stone bridge, under which is rushing water.Hearing the sound, Chu Shixi concluded that this was absolutely living water.Under the moonlight, red carp can be faintly seen coming and going.Looking around, there is a sense of immortality, rich and pure.

Chu Shishi's heart sank rapidly and became colder and colder: Why does this house look like I can't afford it even if I sell everything.

If you can't afford it, you can earn a lot of money if you look at it more.

I can only comfort myself like this.Chu Shishi hurriedly threw Xiao Yi onto the handlebar of the somersault donkey, and visited without stopping.Chu Shishi knelt down to study the stretching greenery and the glowing light in the courtyard.

Depend on!

The phantom face grass, which is scarce in the Three Realms, is not only found here, but also everywhere!

This is a priceless natural beauty product that nourishes qi and improves beauty.Chu Shiyi regretted it, why doesn't this country belong to me!

An acre of Phantom Face Grass is a gold mine!

"Brother Niu, let's go in quickly." After admiring, Chu Shishi stood up and smiled harmlessly.

Niu Er: You think you have a pretty smile, but I don't know what you were frantically stuffing into your bosom just now.

He opened his lips and was about to say something when another voice came from his ear.

"Follow him." The voices collided like ice jade, cold and cold.

It's not his stuff anyway!Niu Er obediently shut up.

Somersaulting Donkey was playing in the yard by himself, and Xiao Yi followed Chu Shishi and Niu Er into the house swaggeringly.

Chu Shishi didn't bother to look at the facilities and ornaments in the house, and was hurriedly pushed into the bathroom by Niu Er.

"You really stink."

Chu Shiyi pouted: Is it really okay to be so straightforward? !

The bathroom was bright and clean. Chu Shixi took off his clothes boldly and turned on the shower without any worries.

He is so bold, not because he trusts Niu Er's character, but because he sees Niu Er's real body - a big black cow, and his heart is bright red.

Bright red means good.

He has this ability since he was a child. He used to think that his master gave him golden fingers, such as sky eye and other skills.Only when he grew up did he realize that this turned out to be his ultimate nirvana.

It is not uncommon for monsters to appear in the human world. The number of monsters moving from deep mountains and old forests to towns has exploded due to the slogan of "humans and animals living in harmony".

The trend of humans and monsters living together is unstoppable. In Chu Shiyi's mind, these monsters are sometimes more innocent and kind than humans.

Thoughts were mixed, and when Chu Shishi turned off the tap, he realized that not only was there no bath towel in the bathroom, but there was no fig leaf.

He has "eyes of the sky", can penetrate the three realms, and can draw symbols for fortune-telling, but he really doesn't know how to transmit sound! ! !

Master, his old man has never taught it! ! !

Chu Shixi kept testing his heart on the verge of collapse.

"dong dong dong"

Knock on the door three times with the same time interval and appropriate intensity, and the sound will stop when it falls.

Chu Shishi: Brother Niu is worthy of being a mighty and majestic monster, he can even read minds.

Just in time.

Through the frosted glass, he saw that the visitor was tall and slender, slightly thinner, different from Niu Er's muscular body.However, he has never seen a second person or a humanoid monster in this villa, presumably the glass refracts and distorts the figure.

"Thank you, Second Brother Niu." After speaking, he opened a slit and stretched out his wet hand.

Yun Yao outside the door stared at the "tick tick" dripping hand, the arms were slender, the fingers were round, the lines on the palm were light and shallow, and the whiteness was slightly pink.

Lost for a moment.

"Brother Niu, didn't you send me clothes?"

The young man's clear and hearty voice awakened the stunned Yun Yao.He lowered his eyes and took out a dark blue handkerchief from his pocket, and wiped it carefully from his arm to his five fingers.Then, he handed over a neatly folded set of clothes to Chu Shishi.

He handed it over carefully, but the other party didn't cherish it.When Chu Shishi touched the clothes, he immediately grabbed them, and several deep creases appeared in the white shirt.

"Brother Niu, you're so insane!"

No one replied, Chu Shishi turned and left silently when he saw the person behind the glass door.

To be honest, Niu Er wiped him with water and stimulated his goosebumps to swell wildly, but he didn't dare to say anything.Because he picked it up so that the phantom face grass was shining brightly on the dirty clothes.

Chu Shishi quickly put on his clothes and opened the glass door to check.

In addition to the mud marks on the dirty clothes, there are only a few piles of chicken feces left!

Wearing a genuine LA brand white shirt once can't stop his tears from losing the Phantom Grass.

Cry Ha ha!