I send courier to the Three Realms

Chu Curious Baby Eleven: "Master, you are going to close the stall now."

Seeing that someone finally pampered his business, the uncle grinned happily, solemnly stating that there was no exaggeration here.However, he didn't speak for a while, and first took off the scarlet scarf around his neck, moving slowly and slowly.

Round and round, without end.

Chu Shishi: It can go around the earth three and a half times.

"Come on, sir. I'll help you." Chu Shishi leaned forward, ready to take over his job.

The hand was held in mid-air, and the opponent's hand was bitingly cold.In summer, Chu Shishi was so cold that his heart trembled.

"Don't touch it, it's a long-tongued ghost."

This sentence made Chu Shishi more flustered than Yun Yao's temperature.The long, narrow scarlet scarf turned out to be... a tongue.Looking up again, under the dim yellow light, the old man lifted his tongue a few meters long and smiled kindly at Chu Shishi.

Chu Xiqiang pretended to be calm: "Master, you should come by yourself."

With a "snap" sound, the old man sucked in the tongue that was on the table.

Chu Shishi didn't look sideways, pretending not to see the strange water stain in front of him.As for Yun Yao, he retreated early, unwilling to hide the disgust on his face.

"It's no shame, Xiaoguo, the old man declares his order. Do you want to make a divination or not." A tulu tongue slipped in, and it would be strange if it wasn't a big tongue.

Even guessing, Chu Shiyi probably knows what the other party is talking about: Confiscate the stall, brother, old man fortune-telling, do you want to make a divination.

It turned out to be a fortune teller.

His master is a Taoist priest, and if he failed in a course in the classics of Taoism, he was infinitely close to [-] points for one divination.Inheriting the mantle of the master, and being better than blue, his divination has never changed.

So I'm not very interested in fortune-telling.

"Let's go." Chu Shishi turned around and said to Yun Yao.

Yun Yao nodded, he couldn't stay any longer.

Seeing this, the old man grabbed Chu Shishi's elbow and shouted: "It's very cheap, a stack of Ming coins is only ten yuan for Ruanmei coins."

Isn't ten yuan put together with blood and sweat?Keep it in your pocket, won't it be fragrant? !

Long-tongued ghost, the eyelashes are empty when you pull them out.Hitting a snake for seven inches, he didn't look at the ice sculpture Yunyao at all, but stared straight at Chu Shishi, his cloudy eyes were watery: "How about five yuan, okay?"

The tone of the last question was like an iron hook, quickly and accurately hooking the noble character of respecting the old and caring for the young deeply buried in Chu Shishi's heart.

Ugh.

Admit it.

Chu Shishi took out his trouser pocket and felt in his shirt pocket.Then, he looked at Yun Yao even more pitifully.

His dirty clothes and wallet with few contents were all carried home by Xiaoyi, and now he is destitute.

Yun Yao: "..."

Of course, the owner's father didn't have the five-dollar change, but there was a thick stack of red hundred-dollar bills.

How enviable.

"Here, sir, keep it." Chu Shishi handed the money to the long-tongued ghost.This is probably the magical money transfer technique, he is just an intermediary without ideas.

"You were born in a hot year and a hot month?"

"Huh—" I feel so sorry for the self who cooperated with you in the performance, "November 1993, 11."

The long-tongued ghost counted with his fingers, and the old god was here: "Guiyou Year of the Rooster, the ninth month of the lunar calendar, when the cold dew comes, the five grains appear, and there are scattered grains everywhere. There is no shortage of food. A lifetime of happiness is a good life. But... little brother , you are 28 years old and have a bloodbath."

Chu Shishi: It’s a very familiar opening sentence. Does this mean that the 100 yuan is for nothing?

Even Yun Yao couldn't help but chuckle.

"Oh? Really?" Chu Shishi was very surprised.

It made Yun Yao hold his forehead: this acting...

Chu Shishi blinked: I'm really surprised!

"It's very difficult to resolve." Long Tongue Ghost frowned, with a serious expression, "You don't look like a short-lived person, but your fate is still at 28 years old."

Chu Shishi was really surprised this time: "You mean I won't live to be 28?"

"You can't say that. The way to resolve it is difficult. But there is no way out when there is no doubt. The willows are dark and the flowers are bright." The long-tongued ghost paused for a moment and continued, "I just need..."

Chu Shixi quickly answered, "More money?"

The long-tongued ghost was furious: "How can it be called adding money? This is a necessary expenditure for changing lives in another day! How many people wish for money for lives!"

One person and one ghost broke up unhappy.

Chu Shishi led Yun Yao to go madly through the maze, on a rampage.

Why are there so many forks in every street, and why are every fork so similar.Chu Shishi brought people in, but couldn't bring them out no matter what.

Until Yun Yao said: "Are you lost?"

Chu Shishi was calm and composed: "Not really."

"We've walked this street four times."

"There are not many times, don't you want to relive the scenery along the way?"

After Chu Shiyi had exhausted himself and couldn't find the exit, he gave up struggling and said dejectedly, "Okay, I'm lost."

"It's okay, I remember all the roads you forgot."

The sky was blue.

Before breaking up, Chu Shishi said solemnly: "You may not believe it, but my master said that I live a long life."

It turned out that the 28-year-old prophecy was still choked in Chu Shishi's throat.

Yun Yao slightly lowered his head and stared into Chu Shishi's eyes: "You will naturally live a long life."

I will decide your fate.

The noisy and bustling ghost market is about to close, and hundreds of stall owners are rushing to clean up.Because the sky is pale and the sun is about to rise, it is the moment when the yang energy begins, and all ghosts will return to the underworld immediately.

The long-tongued ghost is also tidying up, cleaning his buttocks.

"Any ghost stall can't exist picking up litter," declares the Underworld Sanitation Management Committee.

He was working in full swing, and was about to pick up the lollipop wrapping paper on the ground, when a sword was stuck straight between his fingers, wrapped in endless killing intent.

A trace of blood seeped out, staining the ground red.

A sword that can make ghosts bleed is naturally extraordinary.The long-tongue ghost raised his head tremblingly, with a sad face, he didn't offend the big shot.

The person who came was Yun Yao, who left half an hour ago, with a cold expression.

The tongue-twisting ghost was blessed to the heart, took off his shoes, buckled a small roll of money from the inside, and handed it over respectfully: "Master, I will return the money to you."

Yun Yao withdrew her sword and pointed at the other party: "Long Tongue Ghost, you leaked the fate of human beings without authorization, and even tricked you into changing the sky to change your fate. Today, I cut your tongue."

The long-tongued ghost screamed in horror: "Impossible, he is obviously not..."

The ghost with the long tongue could no longer speak the words that followed, and the several-meter-long tongue was cut off with a single sword, without spilling a drop of blood.

The secrets of heaven must not be leaked, if Yun Yao does not punish him today, the way of heaven will surely come to retribution tomorrow.

The perspective of the Bull Demon King.

What Mr. Wannian is looking for alone, as for what it is, I and everyone around me don't know.As time passed, the husband's temper became more and more unpredictable.Until the human world in 1993, the husband came down to earth happily, with joy in his eyes.

When he returned to the heaven, the Emperor of Heaven listened to the slander and allowed the evil dragon to do evil.Year after year, the hostility between the husband's brows became more and more serious.It will be ten years later in the human world.

Remember, when all was said and done Mr. said "he's going to be mad at me".

I don't know who this "he" is.

My husband told me to go down to clean up the house.An old and noisy house does not meet Mr.'s picky and high aesthetics, it doesn't even meet the passing mark.

Sir, for 10,000+ years, he likes to be quiet and not noisy.

No. 318 Liuman Lane, next to the university town, is full of hustle and bustle.Later, he knew that Liuman Lane was very close to Liuyue Lane, and also very close to "him".

It turns out that what the husband wants to protect is a child in the human world, and that child is already ten years old.

All the good wishes for a child, that child never got.No father, no mother, no friends, rough and simple name, unreliable teacher, mediocre grades, even the most basic three meals a day are at the neighbor's aunt's house.

What's a little special is that you can unconsciously enter the fairy world and the underworld, which also counts as a BUFF bonus.However, in the period when Taoism was prevalent in the world, this golden finger was really nothing.

In general, he is just a child who cannot be pitied by fate. Even so, he has lived vigorously and prosperously for more than 20 years.

He resold daily necessities in primary and junior high school, worked part-time in a fast food restaurant in high school, entered the company as an intern early in college, and now runs a monopoly express company by himself.

My husband is watching everything silently and helping each other in secret (for example, fighting and fighting to help suppress the field, helping to speed up 1000 meters, opening a courier company to help secretly "negotiate", and helping to build somersault donkeys through the three realms).At first, I didn't understand, if my husband wanted to give him a safe and smooth life, why didn't he show up?There is nothing better than being with Mr.If you want to beat and hone him, why do you lend a helping hand so often?

I used to ask questions when I didn't understand, and I couldn't get an answer. After a long time, I put it aside.

Until that day, Mr. finally showed up.Questions arise and fall, Chu Shishi is always special, and Mr. always doesn't answer questions about him.

The chattering brat made him have a splitting headache, but Mr. sat beside him, looking up at him from time to time, with peaceful and loving eyes.

The way all creatures stare at their own cubs - mine is just so special.

To be honest, I really didn't see anything special about Chu Shishi, only that he was very white and familiar.

They went out together late at night, leaving me alone to watch the house.A not-so-good guess emerges in my mind, the contemporary masculinity is prevalent, whether the husband is also contaminated with human hobbies.

If you think too much, you will lose your mind. I tried my best to suppress such rebellious thoughts.Repeatedly: Mr. is upright and stalwart, Mr. is upright and stalwart.

They simply go to the suburbs to play in the dark and windy night.

Repeat it eight hundred times, and you will be convinced.If you ask me if they really just hang out, my answer is: Mr. is upright and stalwart.

They hadn't been out for a long time, and they didn't know who provoked the anger of Mr. All the gods and ghosts in the city were cowardly.

We are used to the uncertainty of our master, so we are still calm. The other divine beasts living in seclusion in this area moved overnight.

The sky was bright, and the husband who returned home immediately went to the study, summoned Yao Wang, and talked until the afternoon.The next day, Fenghuang picked up the phantom face grass all over the yard, and set a fire on the way, burning all the roots.Mr. distributed seeds and seedlings to all the beasts, and we began to plow the land, sow seeds, and transplant rice seedlings.

Strange plants were planted in the yard, filled with a bitter and refreshing fragrance.

Ying Long Ao Lie lay down on the lotus pond to rest, held his head up and said, these are magic medicines for nourishing qi, nourishing blood and prolonging life.

For us, it seems that it is not as effective as the Phantom Grass.At least, the phantom face grass is fragrant and lovable.

Such a strange behavior of Mr. can only be contacted with "him".In this point, all the beasts under the seat firmly believe.