I send courier to the Three Realms

In the dream, the extreme cold collided violently with the scorching heat, and one after another heavy and humid panting hit the bottom of my heart.A strong electric current rushed through Chu Shishi's tailbone, making it feel numb and sour.

"call--"

It's so cool, Chu Shishi's heart trembled with excitement, finally he wasn't alone.For a moment, he opened his eyes in a daze, and his consciousness gathered together with difficulty.

"call--"

It's so sad, I have to wash the sheets again.

He jumped up and took off the quilt indiscriminately. With too much strength, the zipper of the quilt was torn, and the long thread was fringed.Staring at the old fabric, he stuffed it all into the washing machine and pressed the start button.

He knelt down and watched the yellowing washing machine quietly, listening while watching.From time to time, slap or punch twice with the palm of the hand.

Antiques with historical value always need extra care.

Chu Shiyi observed for another 2 minutes, and the amplitude of the front, rear, left, and right shocks was almost the same, and the sound was no longer sharp and continuous, indicating that everything was normal

I can finally take a shower.

He found a clean change of clothes and hurried into the bathroom.The first thing that catches the eye in the bathroom is the laundry detergent on the shelf.

Am I forgetting something really important?

"call--"

My 36 minutes of electricity, wash dirty sheets in clean water.

Eleven and Thirteen Sighs, the world will be in chaos.

The ice-cold water was sprinkled evenly on Chu Shiyi's body. The coldness of the well water was inexplicably similar to the extreme coldness in the dream, which made him tremble violently.

Chu Shiyi pressed his face against the tiles in despair.Four days, four days in a row.If someone just squeezed your hand, you took cold showers for four days in a row, which is not reserved.

Goosebumps popped up all over his body, and he was so cold that he wanted to retreat quickly, but the sin that was faintly rising told him: You deserve a ton of well water from the deep surface of the earth.

Half an hour of cold shower finally extinguished the anger of the older virgin, and also washed away the dirty thoughts of the single dog.

After taking a shower, he is still a clean, hard-working, pure and flawless courier brother.

Being single for many days will leave sequelae, such as body cold.Chu Shiyi was wrapped in long-sleeved trousers to deliver the courier. Without the gods and ghosts like Zhinu who cheated the courier brother, he could still squeeze out a little time in the cracks and go back to the human world to enjoy a good lunch.

In the past, he and his master and Xiaoyi spent dinner at the neighbor's Auntie Nie's house, but now Chu Daxiong is traveling all over the world, and he and Xiaoyi have not changed their habits.

Because, the three bachelors really don't know the difference.

"Auntie Nie, this is my living expenses for the second half of the year." Chu Shishi took out a letter and handed it to the other side.

Sitting opposite the dining table was a middle-aged woman, wearing an apron from Jingdang Cat, her complexion was yellowish, eroded by the years, and her face was marked by time.

Nie Qin waved her hand honestly: "Eleventh, there is still a lot of living expenses left from the living expenses you gave last time, so don't pay any more."

"No."

Chu Shishi put the envelope in the drawer of Nie Qin's TV cabinet, and covered the top with a TV towel.After hiding the money, he happily ran to the dining table.Auntie Nie's meals are worth a thousand dollars.

A round table symbolizes reunion.Chu Shishi was sitting near the door, and Chu Xiaoyi was next to him, with an exclusive baby seat.Then Aunt Nie and her son.

Eggplant with minced meat, tomato and eggs, Dongpo pork, garlic water spinach and loofah soup, the fragrance is tangy, life is simply not perfect.

Nie Qin was holding two stainless steel basins, inside which were piles of pointed white rice, crystal clear, with distinct grains, and it tasted even more crispy and refreshing.

Of these two basins, one belongs to Chu Shishi and the other belongs to Chu Xiaoyi.

"Auntie Nie, your culinary skills have improved by leaps and bounds." Chu Shishi, the senior group leader of Kua Kua Group.

Nie Qin smiled sweetly: "Eleven, a bunch of children belong to you."

The faces of the other two children suddenly darkened, one was Auntie Nie's son Luo Leixin, and the other was the elder brother Chu Xiaoyi.

Chu Xiaoyi threw the spoon directly: "Oh, Chu Shishi, you are shameless."

Nie Qin and Luo Leixin couldn't understand Chu Xiaoyi's nonsense, and Chu Shishi translated seriously: "He said that he will actively learn from me in the future."

Naturally, Nie Qin would not be deceived, even if she dropped the spoon, she was still happy: "Stop lying to Auntie."

Although she didn't understand, Nie Qin easily grasped Chu Xiaoyi's thoughts: "Although Eleven Mouth is the sweetest, our little one has the most handsome face, more handsome than any celebrity."

While talking, he gave Chu Xiaoyi a big red cockscomb.Chu Xiaoyi, who got the attention, rubbed against Nie Qin's palm vigorously, with a look of enjoyment.

"Oh, let me just say, my 20-year-old Daniel Wu also wants to chase after me on a rocket."

In terms of the kid's emotions, Auntie Nie was really tight.

Chu Shiyi didn't even notice, he quickly stuffed the spoon into its wings: "Come on, you can eat quickly. An old rooster in his 20s doesn't even know how to use chopsticks."

Luo Leixin may be introverted and shy because he lost his father when he was young.When school starts again, I will be in the third year of high school, and I will not be supervised and study until late at night every day, so I am extremely thin and pale.Continuing to drink the nutritional supplements bought by Chu Shiyi recently didn't work.

Aunt Nie crazily feeds the three cubs: "Hurry up and make up, one is thinner than the other."

Yes, I am skinny.

Chu Shishi breathed in calmly, firmly believing that he didn't have a belly.

"Lei Lei, eat more, he's not looking good lately." Chu Shishi put the fat half of the five slices of Dongpo meat into the opponent's bowl.

No chance of rejection.

Luo Leixin bowed his head: "..."

"Yes, look at your yellow face and bloodshot eyes. Come on, Lei Lei, eat more tonics." Auntie Nie felt sorry for her son.

During mealtimes, the family chattered about family affairs, from teaching Luo Leixin to pay attention to the balance between work and rest, to Chu Xiaoyi's recent lack of mood, whether to get a vaccine, and finally settled on Chu Shishi.

"Eleventh, the girl Auntie told you about last time has come to Bincheng, do you want to meet her?" Nie Qin asked with concern.

Chu Shishi silently counted the rice grains, very seriously.

"Cousin Lei Lei, the girl is definitely a good girl, and she has never been in contact with messy people. I only started introducing friends to her after working for two years."

After counting the rice grains and the minced meat, he was equally focused and serious.

"It's also painful to look at, but the family background is average. But the girl knows how to save money, and she is a living person."

Chu Shishi: I'm saving money for my wife, it doesn't matter if the other half has money or not.

Seeing that Chu Shishi lacked interest, Nie Qin sighed: "Eleven, you are 27, and the eldest is not young anymore. You have no elders around you who care about you, so only auntie can say a few words here. Don't think that auntie is nagging. .Isn’t it good to have someone to accompany you, know the cold and know the heat, ask the cold and ask the warm?”

Chu Shishi: I also know that a wife and children who are hot on the kang are simply winners in life.However, which young man does not contradict the word "blind date" when he first hears it?

In order not to hurt Aunt Nie's heart, Chu Shishi raised his head and blinked his eyes, trying to pass the test by being "cute".

Nie Qin, a great woman who alone raised her son to adulthood, could never be "cute".She put away her motherly heart, and slapped the table with her palm: "If you want to recognize me as an aunt, go and see me, if you don't recognize me, forget it."

Chu Shishi: "...Auntie, send me the time and place."

Yun Yao was in the study, reading a book quietly, the scorching sun outside the window became soft and warm, shining brightly on him.

Niu Er gently knocked on the door, no more, no less, and stopped three times.

"Come in." Yun Yao didn't look up, immersed in the book,

Niu Er gently opened the door, stood beside Yun Yao silently, and said in a low voice, "Sir, the Dragon King of the Four Seas is asking to see you."

"Yeah." Yun Yao didn't look sideways, and didn't look very concerned.

Still books are more interesting.

Niu Er: "Sir, how should I reply?"

"Hmm." The same tone of particle, the degree of coping is the same.It turned out that it wasn't that I wasn't interested, but that I didn't listen at all!

"Sir, Chu Shishi is here."

"Huh?" Yun Yao looked up, closed the book, and stood up in one go, "Let's go."

Niu Er was sweating coldly, and explained weakly: "Then what, Chu Shishi will come at night to deliver the courier."

"Oh!" Yun Yao sat back, opened the book, bowed his head and walked freely.

Niu Er: Sir, if you are like this, I will be very embarrassed!

"The Dragon King of the Four Seas begs to see you." Niu Er raised his voice, and controlled it within the range where Yun Yao was not angry, trying to attract the rare attention of his master.

"Yeah." Yun Yao waved his hand casually, "The living room is waiting."

Finally got a reply, he couldn't afford to offend any of the four dragon kings.Niu Erxi's face was full of joy. With Mr.'s words, there is a big boss with a top bag.

Four middle-aged men with extraordinary bearing came from the gate of No. 318 Liuman Lane. They stood motionless for half an hour under the scorching sun.

When he was almost impatient, Niu Er finally went out to greet him: "Sir, I have something important to do, please take a seat in the living room."

The three dragon kings bowed to each other: "Thank you, Mr. Niu."

Only the one in the middle held his head high and nodded slightly.

The four of them bypassed the stone bridge, passing the herb field and the water lily tank.The water lilies are blooming enchantingly, the fragrance is far and clear, and the Yinglong at the bottom of the pool seems to have sensed it, sticking out its head in a chaotic manner, drooping its head, and the dragon's horns are dripping non-stop.

The one on the right is the Dragon King of the North Sea, speaking urgently: "Brother..."

The man in the middle looked so calm and cold: "What's your name!"

Then he strode forward without looking sideways, and missed a pool of clear ripples.

Ying Long finally raised his eyelids, the courtyard was empty.It doesn't like to smell the smell of herbs either, so it sneezes loudly twice, then "chucks" into the water, wandering around to its heart's content.

Every minute and every second was torture to the four dragon kings, even though they knew that Yun Yao was upstairs, none of them moved, not even the one in the middle.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea is rampant, violent and unruly.You still have to obediently hold her here!

The Dragon King of the West Sea couldn't bear it anymore: "Dare to ask Mr. Niu, when is it convenient for Mr. Yun Yao to see us?"

"Sir, I have something important to do, so I'll show up when I'm done." Niu Er remained expressionless.

Ok.

Xihai Dragon King sat down on the sofa again, untied the tie that strangled his neck indiscriminately, and the sweat dripped from his forehead.

An old clock stood in the living room, and every sound of "da", "da", and "da" struck in their hearts.

I don't know how many thousand "da" sounds, except for the Dragon King of the East China Sea, who can't sit still.

"What is Mr. Yun Yao up to? Can we help?" The Dragon King of the South China Sea spoke.It is naturally false to ask for help.

Who knows what's so good about a book with milk dolls printed on it? !

Naturally, this cannot be said.

"Mr.'s matter, I naturally dare not ask."

Upstairs, Yun Yao finally turned to the last page of "The First Step for Novice Parents: How to Understand Your Baby's Every Move", with a deadpan face: Raising children is really difficult.

He closed the book ruthlessly, and planned to seal it forever in a corner where no one cares about it.

When he Shi Shiran went downstairs, the four dragon kings had already cleaned up all the tea and pastries in the house.Seeing four more long worms in the house, Yun Yao was surprised, glanced at Niu Er, Niu Er understood and then encyclopedia.

"Three hours, there are important things." Niu Erchuan said a few key words.

Yun Yao: "Oh? Waited for three hours?"

The three Dragon Kings of South, West and North nodded frantically, and even the Dragon King of the East China Sea was moved.

"Oh, I don't have anything important, I just forgot."

The three dragon kings waved their hands again and again: "It's okay, it's okay. You are busy, we know."

East China Sea Dragon King: "..."