How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

If marriage is a tomb, Lord Baigui will drag people out.

After the news of Osamu Dazai's job-hopping spread, it caused a small earthquake in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

For example, Ryunosuke Akutagawa went "crazy".

He went to his boss to apply for resignation, but was rejected, and then asked other people. Both Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango were given a password by Dazai, and he hesitated and dared not tell him his whereabouts.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was very anxious: "Mr. Dazai, why didn't you inform me, and ran away alone!"

Is Mr. Dazai going to abandon him? !

impossible!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke dropped his mission and work, rushed home, ran into Hyakkimaru who was off work, and burst into tears: "Mr. Hyakkimaru! You have not abandoned me!"

Hyakkimaru was confused, when would he abandon Ryunosuke.

"Don't worry, tell me slowly." His voice greatly comforted Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

After Akutagawa Ryunosuke told about Osamu Dazai's resignation, Hyakkimaru said objectively: "It's my fault with Dororo and I, but I respect Dororo's decision. It is his right to change jobs and where to go, and he doesn’t tell you and Yin to avoid affecting your work.”

Akutagawa Ryunosuke clenched his hands: "I want to know where Mr. Dazai went?"

Hyakkimaru smiled and said: "He will come back at night, he didn't just leave, you can ask him face to face."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was anxious for so long, and stared at him blankly.

[Come back at night? 】

Hyakkimaru said to his silly son: "Yes, I will be back soon, it will take a while by car."

It takes at least half an hour's drive from Yokohama to Tokyo.

He went to stroke Akutagawa Ryunosuke's extremely pale eyebrows, all the way up, touched the hair that was dyed all black, and felt sorry for the other party's work situation.However, Dazai Osamu explained Ryunosuke's matter to him. The other party's supernatural powers are not completely controlled by the master's rationality. If he loses control of his emotions, he will easily hurt others. It is best to train in a place with a strict environment for several years.

"Dororo will not abandon us, he just resigned. He has changed jobs more than once."

A job-hopping maniac in Yokohama.

Three jobs, three restarts, Osamu Dazai mixed up the government agency in charge of the day, the port mafia in charge of the night, and the armed detective agency in charge of the dusk.

"In a short while, Dororo and I will live in Yokohama." Hyakkimaru said with a smile, "The apartment is reserved for you, which is convenient for you and Yin to work, and saves you from having to travel too far to and from get off work."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke said without saying a word: "No! I will also go to Yokohama!"

After having a clingy son, Hyakkimaru finds that a two-person world is impossible.

Hyakkimaru hesitated, "Are you sure...?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke nodded desperately.

Hyakkimaru touched his head: "Then you should be prepared for Dororo to dislike you."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stiff, disgusted? !

Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who followed wherever Mr. Hyakkimaru and Mr. Dazai went, urgently needed his sister's analysis for the first time. Why did Mr. Dazai dislike him?Where did I do something wrong? !

Akutagawa Ryunosuke ran upstairs and called to ask his sister for help.

Hyakkimaru was downstairs, took out several envelopes containing letters from his pocket, and sighed silently.

【Dororo, you have a lot of love debts. 】

Osamu Dazai was right not to disclose the location of the job-hopping.

Those women who are obsessed with Osamu Dazai, heard that he left the job, tried their best to find no one, so they had no choice but to put their ideas on Hyakkimaru regardless of the danger, hoping to find out the whereabouts of Mr. Dazai from Hyakkimaru.Hyakkimaru received a lot of letters from strangers today, all of them were insinuating or threatening him, telling the whereabouts of Osamu Dazai.

There were no harassing phone calls, and Hyakkimaru's private information was kept strictly confidential.

"..." Hyakkimaru squeezed the envelope, there was a blade inside.

Well, Dororo is so popular.

On the second floor, Ryunosuke Akutagawa called his sister. After hearing what he said, Yin Akutagawa held his forehead on the way home from work, "Brother! Why did Mr. Dazai dislike you? Haven't you figured it out for so long? He wants to talk to Bai Onimaru-san is together, even if you want to go with them, please give them some alone time together."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was confused: "Together alone? Don't they live together every day?"

Absolutely.

Akutagawa Gin has no hope for his brother's EQ: "Let me listen to this, brother."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke said forcefully: "No, I'll make a decision at night after asking."

Akutagawa Yin mourned in silence: "If you want to ask, just ask, I will be home soon."

After finishing speaking, she hung up the phone, feeling that she was always being teased by Mr. Dazai, and it must be the unwarranted disaster caused by her brother.What to do with such a strong brother?She could only admit it, and hoped that Mr. Dazai and Mr. Hyakkimaru would not mind, after all, her brother became such a person...it was their credit.

In the evening, Osamu Dazai returned home as usual, and was warmly welcomed by his children.

Osamu Dazai does not have a suit or leather shoes at work, and the sand-colored windbreaker perfectly outlines his tall figure. With a light-colored shirt and trousers, a dark-colored vest, and a bow tie inlaid with blue crystals on his chest, he is the most handsome man in the city. Pretty good one.If Osamu Dazai sat in the bar with such a smiling expression on his face, and hooked his fingers, there would definitely be women coming to strike up a conversation, er... maybe men.

"Hyakkimaru, do you miss me~?"

"Have."

It's just a daytime absence, Hyakkimaru is still willing to stage sugar-sprinkling behavior with him every day.

He misses Dororo, and whenever he is free, he misses each other.

"Mr. Dazai, do you really have a new job?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke interrupted the conversation between the two, looking suspiciously at Mr. Dazai who was returning home.

Osamu Dazai responded indifferently: "Yeah."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was puzzled: "Why didn't you bring a briefcase? Folder?"

Akutagawa Yin also noticed that Mr. Dazai came back empty-handed, and his eyes were confused, but he didn't have the courage of his brother to ask. Even if Mr. Dazai didn't want to work, she and his brother could afford each other!

Osamu Dazai was changing his shoes at the entrance, and was amused when he heard the words, "After going to work and finishing the work, naturally I can leave work empty-handed."

He said maliciously to Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "You should also pay attention to your hair, Akutagawa."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke said excitedly: "Mr. Dazai, please take care of your hair! I promise you won't follow in the footsteps of other colleagues. Please rest assured, Mr. Dazai!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He couldn't speak too bluntly in front of Hyakkimaru when dealing with such a stubborn, stupid and simple adopted son.

Lucky you, Akutagawa.

For dinner, four people eat normal Japanese food. Occasionally, Hyakkimaru will cook Chinese food, but his family and himself have a light taste and like fresh and sweet, so he has little room to play, so he decides the food according to the taste of the public.

Dazai Osamu was looking forward to Hyakkimaru after eating, and said: "October is the crab season!"

Hyakkimaru understood in seconds, "Okay, I'll make crabs for you tomorrow."

Hyakkimaru threw several envelopes in his pocket onto his lap, stood up to clean up the dishes, and said in a unhappy way: "After finishing this, there is a seafood feast for you."

Osamu Dazai's smiling face froze, and he opened an envelope to look at it. As expected, a girl with some official background sent a letter to Hyakkimaru who worked in the military and police, asking for the whereabouts of Osamu Dazai.Since he works in a government agency, most of the women he meets are of this type, so it is impossible for them to find hundreds of ghost pills. Whoever makes him often ruthlessly stuff dog food to his colleagues, those colleagues also Happy to see him unlucky.

"What did you do? Mr. Hyakkimaru seems a little angry." Akutagawa Gin quietly asked Osamu Dazai.

"No, I was implicated, how could I make him angry." Dazai Osamu was faintly sad. When he was a teenager, he relied on his good looks to be popular with women and did some things to deceive women.

But after being cleansed, he didn't go too far anymore!He is doing well!

Osamu Dazai quickly went to the kitchen, trying to remove his responsibility by washing the dishes.

Hyakkimaru glanced at him and laughed, "Go out, I have a dishwasher, so I don't need you to do manual labor."

Osamu Dazai grabbed the rag: "I'm going to wipe the table."

Hyakkimaru nodded: "Go."

This seems to be resolved...

Hyakkimaru would not get angry with Osamu Dazai over other people's affairs, this time it was mainly because he was approached by someone to work, which caused some trouble.He needs Osamu Dazai to restrain himself when he arrives at the Armed Detective Agency, and stop using work reasons as an excuse. The Armed Detective Agency will never ask him to seduce women!

Dazai Zhizhi thought: [You can't blame me for being too good-looking. 】

In the living room, Ryunosuke Akutagawa found an opportunity to ask Mr. Dazai if he could go to Yokohama, and Osamu Dazai said in the most cordial and kind tone: "Akutagawa, you are already 20 years old, and you are an independent child..."

At this moment, Osamu Dazai seemed to be holding a gun instead of a rag, ready to kill the other party at any time.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke who was threatened: "I want to live with you!"

Osamu Dazai said indifferently, "I don't want to."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's body trembled, his face full of despair.

Akutagawa Gin covered his face: [Brother, don't make Mr. Dazai look like a heartless person. 】

Wake up, the person with the lowest social status in the family has no right to speak.

When sharing the same bed, Osamu Dazai held Hyakkimaru in his arms, using his height advantage to gain the initiative.

Hyakkimaru complained about his height more than once. After the age of 16, he only grew one centimeter a year, and his bones stopped growing at the age of 20, resulting in his height of 22 meters five at the age of 1.7.

But Dororo is 1.8 meters tall!

"Hyakkimaru, I will solve this matter, and I won't let them trouble you again." Osamu Dazai didn't take those women to heart, and planned to find a way to warn them tomorrow.

Hyakkimaru closed his eyes and said: "It's mainly annoying, like flies, but I can't kill them."

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "This represents my charm."

Hyakkimaru pinched Dazai Osamu's almost non-existent abdominal muscles, and leaned close to him, breathing blendedly, "Dororo, even I would be jealous, don't provoke others."

Dazai Osamu muttered: "But Hyakkimaru also has rotten peach blossoms, and the quality of rotten peach blossoms is higher than mine."

For example, Bai Qilin and Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.

Osamu Dazai's belly was tickled, and he begged for mercy, "I won't say anything!"

Hyakkimaru said angrily: "I can kill the person I provoked, can you do it?"

Osamu Dazai admitted defeat obediently: "I can't do it."

His rotten peach blossoms...there are so many that they can be lined up in a team, but he wants to be a good person, he can't kill innocent people indiscriminately, he can only use tactful ways to get rid of these people who are interested in sex.

"Hyakkimaru is the most powerful." Dazai Osamu pestered him to praise, "No one came to see me."

The lights in the room had been turned off long ago, and when Osamu Dazai couldn't fall asleep, it didn't take long before there was a rustling sound that made people blush.Hyakkimaru always had nothing to do with him, couldn't fall asleep, lay on the bed with his face buried in the pillow, closed himself off, and the person on top of him asked coquettishly, "Hey, do you feel more comfortable?"

Hyakkimaru: 【No, no, you let me live, I am more comfortable! 】

Hyakkimaru was grinding his back teeth, thinking about the black history that made him unable to stand up, "Dororo, go to bed early, I have to go to work tomorrow, and it is a boring thing to draw orthographic marks on my legs."

Osamu Dazai enjoyed it: "It's not boring at all!"

Hyakkimaru gasped slightly, and muffled into the pillow, "Anyway, you're just one word."

Osamu Dazai: "...!!!"

Osamu Dazai: "How can Anada question me!"

Osamu Dazai: "I must draw two orthographic characters for you today!"

so--

Is the Armed Detective Agency so busy?

Answer: Yes, Osamu Dazai, who became an old fried dough stick in the supernatural spy department, has improved his fishing skills.

The morning sun shone through the screen window and shrouded the bed. Hyakkimaru once again pushed the sleeping soundly Osamu Dazai helplessly, "Dororo, wake up quickly, you have to reserve an hour for travel."

Osamu Dazai said softly, "I've been squeezed dry."

Hyakkimaru blushed, turned his head and said, "Don't say such misleading words!"

He went to the bathroom to fill up the water, and gave Osamu Dazai 5 minutes to go back to sleep, then dragged the person into the bathroom, efficiently completed the tasks of bathing and washing, and finally drove the person to work.

The time when young people don't know their worries is gone.

The life of an adult, daily necessities, and human relationships, any one of them can easily wear down people's feelings.If marriage is the grave of love, Hyakkimaru will definitely grab Dazai Osamu's feet and drag people out of the grave.

Osamu Dazai yawned, rubbed his waist and went to work.

On the way, he got a call from a night owl who said hello to him in the wee hours of the morning in Italy.

"My junior, how does it feel to be in the Armed Detective Agency? The environment is very relaxed."

"..."

"Dazai-kun~."

"...Bai Lan, have you been waiting for this sentence for a long time?"

"Yes!"

Bailan Jesso laughed badly at the Kirineolo family, and said regretfully: "I thought you couldn't last so long, but I didn't expect you to be such a ruthless person. I would rather stay in the Supernatural Secret Service for six years than Ken came to the Armed Detective Agency. If the Armed Detective Agency wasn’t too boring because of the small number of people, I really want to stay here until you lose all your hair.”

The two formed a relationship because of their defection. Bailan Jesso occupied the place of the Armed Detective Agency and refused to quit, which forced Osamu Dazai to a stalemate with him, and he had no way to work in the Armed Detective Agency.

Osamu Dazai said sarcastically: "Unfortunately, you are the one who can't hold on first."

Brandon Jessomo.

When Osamu Dazai was about to end the call, the other party said leisurely: "It's easy to be a good person. I thought I could feel the happiness of being a human being in the Armed Detective Agency, but the happiness is short-lived, and the feeling of boredom overwhelmed me." , I know that I am different from them..."

"Dazai-kun, will you be the next me?"

Dazai Osamu hung up the phone without answering Bailan Jesso's thoughtful question.

Of course it will be boring.

There are too many ordinary people in this world, and I have nothing in common with them. The only way to integrate into society is to pretend to be myself and use exaggerated words to get closer.But he has Hyakkimaru who loves him, Oda Sakunosuke who understands him, and Ango Sakaguchi who helps him. These people are enough to support the foundation of his life.

He was countless times luckier than Bailan Jesso, and for this luck, he couldn't easily give up his life.

【If I die...】

[In the next life, will I still meet someone like Hyakkimaru? 】

As long as he thinks of the remoteness of this possibility, Osamu Dazai, who only pursues this life, will feel hopeless. Without Hyakkimaru holding his hand tightly, the feeling of sinking under the chaotic "water surface" will come to mind.

【I live because Hyakkimaru is alive. 】

The young man in the sand-colored windbreaker stopped in place for a moment, as if smiling at the surrounding scenery.

He is Osamu Dazai.

Every day is surrounded by the love of lovers.

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Osamu Dazai: The seven-year itch does not exist~.

Hyakkimaru: Yes!

Akutagawa Silver: I believe in them, Mom and Dad will never divorce!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke secretly +1.

Osamu Dazai: =v=

Hyakkimaru: Silver... who is the mother?

Akutagawa Silver: Hiss.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: I didn't say anything.

Akutagawa Silver: Da, Mr. Dazai?

Osamu Dazai: Are you talking about me?Hehe, do you know what the price is for telling me?

Akutagawa Silver: I cried.

Hyakkimaru: Silver, the one with the weakest strength is the mother.

Akutagawa Silver: Hmm...

Osamu Dazai: ...