How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

A hundred ghosts who want to die with Dazai-kun.

Yokohama City.

The house of Hyakkimaru and Osamu Dazai has been bought. It is a single-family house with two floors and a penthouse, with a small enclosed yard and basement. It is not far from the armed detective agency.

Also, they have many small safe houses that they don't own.

One of Osamu Dazai’s personal hobbies is the three caves of cunning rabbits. He must stay behind when doing things. In the place where he lives, he must be prepared to throw away in case of danger, otherwise he will not be able to sleep peacefully.Shou Hai agreed with Osamu Dazai's safety measures, so the old father did not buy the house next door to them, but chose to be next to the newly opened clinic, which is convenient for work.

I forgot to mention that Shouhai's new clinic is in a normal location, and he didn't go near the slums anymore. He is still willing to provide free medical treatment for poor children, but he doesn't want his clinic to be set on fire again.

Because his son didn't have much money to spend, Shouhai used the extra money to fund orphanages in Yokohama. In his spare time, he went to the orphanages and watched the children who didn't suffer from hunger and war. His It was as if his heart had been healed, and there were no scars anymore—no one in this world knew about his past, so he could concentrate on being a good person and doing good deeds, and gain the approval and approval of others.

Both the father and son who came through time travel are on the right track, and they cannot survive without anyone.

People always want to live a better life.

"... Pork, beef, crab." Hyakkimaru went to the supermarket as usual after get off work, and said with a shopping list in his hand, "Crabs are enough for today, and we will buy fresh seafood tomorrow."

The stern young man with a high ponytail mixed among a group of housewives, without being obtrusive, with a natural demeanor, and he didn't feel that as a man, he should not take care of the family.His overly ostentatious cape-style military police uniform was taken off and hung on his arm, occasionally revealing a corner of the metal badge, giving people an invisible sense of security.

A woman in a kimono smiled and said, "Mr. Police, there are fresher crabs over there."

Hyakkimaru stopped to take the crab's hand, and thanked her: "Thank you, I'll go over there and have a look."

The woman recognized his local accent and asked in surprise, "Are you a local?"

Hyakkimaru replied: "Well, I just returned to Yokohama not long ago."

Women also want to buy crabs, so they naturally introduced the hot products in the supermarket, and walked over with him, "Now is a good season to eat crabs, and picking crabs requires skill. Are you buying them for yourself?"

Hyakkimaru used experience to select crabs, and when he heard this, his brows and eyes were soft: "It's for the family."

The woman gossiped again: "Have you got any children? If you don't have children, it's not suitable to eat more."

Hyakkimaru nodded calmly: "There are two."

A son and a daughter, well-behaved and sensible, they are all little padded jackets of Hyakkimaru.

The woman said with emotion: "There are two children at such a young age..."

Hyakkimaru's appearance is extremely young, with a strong aura, and he can be seen as a person of high rank within the police.

He chose what he wanted, neither arrogant nor contemptuous of ordinary people, he informed, and went to the dried fruit area, he was going to buy Ryunosuke the figs that the other party liked to eat.Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Gin chose to stay in Tokyo temporarily under Dazai Osamu's "kind talk", but they will visit them on weekends.

"In the dessert section, buy two small cakes and put them in the refrigerator."

"Tofu, kelp sprouts, green onions, spinach, red miso, kombu juice...the ingredients for miso soup are all bought."

"Bread crumbs for croquettes..."

Hyakkimaru picks and picks at an extremely fast speed, so it won't take too long to buy vegetables.

There are still hungry people at home waiting to be fed.

When he was about to check out, he encountered an accident. A courier walked in tremblingly, holding a box packed in a cardboard box, walked up to Hyakkimaru and said, "Sir..."

Hyakkimaru looked at him suspiciously.

The courier looked at the mailing list and said on the verge of tears: "Here is a courier for you, and I want me to personally deliver it to a young man with long hair. Is your name Hyakkimaru?"

Hyakkimaru: "Yes..."

The courier's lips trembled: "Please accept, the sender is Mr. Dazai's admirer."

Hyakkimaru: "..."

From Tokyo to Yokohama, you have caught up so quickly?

Hyakkimaru, who underestimated those people, frowned, thinking about his route to get off work, did his previous ride records betray his whereabouts?A trace of disgust flashed in his eyes: "You throw away your things."

He said to the salesperson, "Check out."

The next second, the courier really cried out: "Sir! You must accept it! Otherwise I will die!"

The salesperson in the supermarket suddenly turned pale.

"Sir...you see...let's deal with the courier first."

Ordinary people rarely encounter this kind of thing, but this is Yokohama, so it's not surprising that things threaten people.

Hyakkimaru stretched out his hand reluctantly: "Give it to me."

He didn't feel threatened.

The courier stuffed the box into his hand, fled through the door, and said loudly, "There is a bomb inside!"

The screams of customers and salespersons suddenly sounded in the entrance area of ​​the supermarket.

Under the ear-piercing voices of the crowd, Hyakkimaru looked indifferent, unhurriedly opened the box, and indeed saw a dangerous item that looked like a time bomb.He took out the bomb and weighed it in his hand. It was very light, and he could easily break off the metal inlay and tell it was a simulated empty shell prop.

"fake."

The surrounding voices stopped abruptly, as if being strangled by the neck.

A note was placed inside the bomb, and he took it out, which read:【Give me back Mr. Dazai!If you don't break up with him, it will be more than such a simple toy next time! 】

Hyakkimaru murmured: "Return?"

In the next second, his eyes were frosted, and the person who dared to snatch Dororo from him had not yet been born.

Dororo, who relentlessly pesters him, threatens public security. If this woman appears, he will definitely send her to prison. If she sends a real bomb, he can directly send her to the ground.

Hyakkimaru continued to take out the wallet, tapped the table with his fingers, and called to the salesperson who hid below: "Check out."

The salesperson crawled out embarrassingly, and said while paying the bill, "Sir, you are amazing."

This unchanging attitude is worthy of being a policeman!

Definitely not ordinary people!

The salesperson inadvertently scanned the photos in his wallet, and his expression became strange. Usually, the photos in the wallet are lovers or relatives, and Japan has allowed same-sex marriage. It is obvious that this will be...

"Mister's lover is so pretty."

However, this gentleman's demeanor is not inferior to the person in the photo, but his style is different.

"Ah."

Hyakkimaru finally had a smile on his face, and said coldly: "It's just that some rotten peach blossoms that don't have long eyes will get entangled, which surprised you. I'm sorry, I will find a way to solve this matter."

He settled the shopping and quelled the chaos, stuffed the simulated bomb into the shopping bag, and stopped lingering.

He was lost in the surveillance cameras on the road.

Home.

Osamu Dazai hugged the pillow in his new home, rolled around, and waited hungry for Hyakkimaru's return.

The other party came back with a shopping bag.

By the way, he put a disassembled dummy bomb on the table.

The meaning is clear.

Osamu Dazai didn't want to move for a moment, lying on the tatami and pretending to be dead.

"I'll cook, you can figure it out." Hyakkimaru couldn't get an explanation, so he was suffocated.This kind of thing happened more than once, but when we arrived in Yokohama, we upgraded from sending threatening letters to sending bombs. Even if it was fake this time, what about the future?If a real bomb is released, wouldn't it threaten the lives of ordinary people?

Hyakkimaru was angry again.

There are so many good-looking people, and you are not bad, how can you cause so many problems behind your back!

The love filter has been upgraded again in the course of seven years, seeing through a little truth.

—Did Dororo flirt on purpose?

——Excessive mackerel!With yourself, you are still attracting bees and butterflies outside!

In the kitchen, the sound of food being fried could be heard.

Hyakkimaru was cooking in his shirt, his sleeves were folded up to his arms, revealing a section of his fair arms that were not too thin. He used chopsticks to stir the meatballs in the oil pan, his expression was still cold.There is also a small pot of miso soup boiling on the stove. The aroma of fried meatballs and miso soup are mixed together, which can easily arouse the appetite.

Osamu Dazai sneaked into the kitchen, took a breath of the aroma, and acted like a baby while hugging the Hyakkimaru who was cooking.

"Don't be angry, you will get wrinkles when you are angry."

"..."

"I warned that woman just now, and she swore she would not dare to look for us again."

"you sure?"

"Well! I found her easily by using the method of elimination. Besides, it's so difficult for me to threaten someone. If it weren't for the fact that her father has a little effect on me, I wouldn't easily let her go."

Under Dazai Osamu's various explanations, he finally survived.

[Hateful woman. 】

[As a result, I was treated coldly by Hyakkimaru, and he even suspected that I was messing around outside. 】

"Forgive me one more time." Dazai Osamu refused to leave the kitchen like a sticky candy, insisting on getting Hyakkimaru was a positive forgiveness.Seeing that the meatballs were fried and floating on the oil surface, Hyakkimaru picked up a freshly fried golden pork meatball with chopsticks, blew air, and put it into Dazai's mouth.

Osamu Dazai hugged his waist, licked his cheeks cutely, and ate the meatballs.

"Hot~."

"I want to kiss~."

Hyakkimaru was unmoved, took out the balls, and picked out a spoonful of miso soup for him to drink.

Osamu Dazai said in a different way: "Salty~."

"I want to kiss~."

Hyakkimaru finally dropped a mint into his mouth.

"Sweet~."

"It can't be melted."

The Butei version of Coquettish, officially launched!

Today's Osamu Dazai is more open-minded than the special version, the black version, and the blue version.He no longer pursues the stimulation of darkness and danger, nor the humanity on the verge of death, and returns to society in an upright manner, but some "bad things" left over from the past have brought a little trouble.

Hyakkimaru put down his things, turned around and kissed him.

"It's not hot, it's not salty, it's not sweet, go to the living room and stay quietly for me."

"Huh."

You kill me, Hyakkimaru.

Osamu Dazai returned to the dining table with an aggrieved expression of falling out of favor, looking forward to it, and got today's crab dish, miso soup, croquettes, vegetable and beef salad.

Hyakkimaru can cook more than Osamu Dazai, and the two live together, basically Hyakkimaru cooks.

"I believe you a second time."

"If such a serious situation occurs again, I will ask Chuya, Mr. Oda, and Mr. Ango. At that time, I will visit everyone on your suitor list!"

Hyakkimaru's chopsticks went right through the bowl.

See who threatens whom!

Under the sound of cracking porcelain, Dazai Osamu's body trembled slightly, and he couldn't remember the number of suitors.Not to mention Odasaku and Ango, the rival little dwarf will definitely betray him!

That night, Osamu Dazai secretly made many phone calls and did a lot of bad things.

Finally solved the trouble of the known range.

He went back to the bedroom and collapsed on the bed.

"Hyakkimaru, my voice is hoarse, you slept so soundly."

Hyakkimaru rolled up the quilt and slept peacefully. He was not afraid that Dororo would not be able to complete it. He only wanted to see if the other party was happy. After all, Dororo was a person who was too lazy to pay attention to others when he had no motivation.

Osamu Dazai didn't look at the other quilt that Hyakkimaru had left for him, but went to pull the quilt of Hyakkimaru.

"I want a quilt."

"..."

"Honey, Anada, I'm going to catch a cold."

"..."

After paying the price, Osamu Dazai got into the bed of Hyakkimaru as he wished.

three days later.

People in Yokohama, misfortune from heaven.

Not long after Osamu Dazai promised, Hyakkimaru received another threat when he was out.

Probably because he didn't fight back many times, and he was a just stand like the military and police, so the women who secretly pursued Osamu Dazai became more courageous.Although these so-called "threats" are small toys for Hyakkimaru, and it is impossible to hurt him, but this behavior greatly angered Hyakkimaru. Why do people always want him to break up with Dororo?Just because they are men, those people are women? !

Hyakkimaru called his lover who worked in the Armed Detective Agency and asked the other party to reveal the identity of this person and show the list of previous suitors.

Osamu Dazai replied dryly: "This is a new addition...Rotten peach blossom, give me a little time, I will definitely settle the suitors in Yokohama."

Suitor list?

Impossible, someone must have leaked his things, if you take it out, you will die!

The members of the Armed Detective Agency clicked their tongues when they heard Osamu Dazai's unusual conversation and appearance of sweating, complaining that Osamu Dazai, who is good at credit and teasing waitresses, will have a day of cowardice.

"Dororo, let's talk at home."

Hyakkimaru smiled coldly, cut off the phone, and cooked a table of Sichuan-style seafood dinner without saying a word. The red dishes were served on the table. spicy.

"Hyakkiwan? Are you crazy, are you eating this kind of thing?! We are not good at eating spicy food!"

"To shut up."

Hyakkimaru chose to die with Osamu Dazai!

after an hour.

Oda Sakunosuke, who received a call for help, came to deal with the mess, sat down at the dining table, and ate the remaining seafood dinner.This meal was expensive, directly eating up more than half a month's salary of Osamu Dazai.

Oda Sakunosuke commented: "The taste is still good."

He looked over to his two friends.

Osamu Dazai was lying on the table, his cheeks were flushed, and his lips were swollen from the heat.

Hyakkimaru also kept wiping away the hot tears with paper towels, and drank iced milk, but did not give Dazai Osamu the water and milk to relieve the hotness. This action cost the other half his life.

"Help, help..." Osamu Dazai was dying.

When the favorite food becomes the scariest thing, the crab is also capable of destruction.

Oda Sakunosuke took a sip of water and said, "Dazai, be more careful in the future."

Osamu Dazai is very playful, and now he has restrained himself a lot. In the past, in order to complete tasks or obtain information, it was not uncommon for the other party to deliberately create ambiguous things.

So, retribution came.

Oda Sakunosuke asked Hyakkimaru: "Do you still want the list?"

Osamu Dazai: "Odasaku!!!"

Oda Sakunosuke comforted: "Dazai, Hyakkimaru has endured you for a long time."

Dazai choked.

Hyakkimaru looked at the kind-hearted Mr. Oda, his eyes were slightly red, and he choked up and said, "Mr. Oda, tell me, how many suitors does he have?"

Uncertainty appeared on Oda Sakunosuke's face, "I know...there may be more than five, I have to call Ango and ask."

"Dororo—!"

Hyakkimaru ran away under the stimulation of the spicy taste and the truth. When he slapped the table with his hand, the table cracked open.

"Go to the second bedroom for me tonight!!!"

The matter of Bai Qilin was talked about by Osamu Dazai for a lifetime, which made Hyakkimaru always reflect on his mistakes.Who knows that the other party is more "excellent" than I imagined, "doesn't do business" outside, and seduces women from time to time to make their hearts sprout. It is indeed the Tai-Zai-Zhi who can make many women cry in the original book!

Hyakkimaru cried angrily.

His dororo is broken, it is no longer that pure white cotton candy!

Don't you have to stare at him every day?

unacceptable!

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Osamu Dazai: That's because I was ignorant when I was young! ! !

Hyakkimaru: Woohoo.

Osamu Dazai: Don't be angry, I don't like them.

Hyakkimaru: If you don't like it, you still tease them!You scumbag!

Osamu Dazai: QAQ.

Hyakkimaru: I still have to go to Chuya, but I haven't even asked about you at Chuya.

Osamu Dazai: Hiss——! ! !

Nakahara Chuya: Hyakkimaru, come to me quickly, I will tell you everything!

Osamu Dazai: Dead slug, stop talking!

Zhongya Zhongyuan: Hehe.