The Uncanny Valley Travel Guide

[Nitroglycerin Tablets] The moment it touched the tip of the tongue, the slowly rising mental value was like a shot in the heart, which made Wen Zheliu shudder.

He Qin's handsome face was magnified in front of him, seeing that his eyes that had been opened in a daze seemed to regain a little brilliance, so he backed away a little.

"Calm down, don't be afraid of it!" He Qin put Wen Zheliu's slightly hot forehead on his palm soaked in ice water, his tone was brisk, but the worry in his eyes remained undiminished, and he fixed his eyes on Wen Zheliu Willow's face, "It's just an old-fashioned reality show with bad jokes and vulgar acting. It can't affect you, baby. Don't be afraid of it, you know?"

He Qin's embrace was firm and strong, and the smell on his body was as cold as the sea tide. He held Wen Zheliu in his arms, and in his not yet fully awake mind, he thought of many chaotic things that were drowning in the dream for no reason.

He saw the inorganic stars in the universe, saw the sharp and piercing light of blades, saw a piece of hard ice crystals that fell when the snow was in full bloom in winter, and even saw an indestructible Gundam shuttling among the cold blue meteorites all over the mountains... …

Gradually regaining consciousness, he couldn't help coughing and laughing, muttering: "What... Where did the meteorite come from? I've long forgotten what V Ji looks like. This is an old meme from many years ago... ..."

He Qin held his face, seeing that he was still in the mood to think of some nonsensical old stalks, he also heaved a sigh of relief, and jokingly responded: "What's the matter, isn't it just a stone, see brother push it with Gundam go back."

[Your mental value has stabilized at 73.4%. Please note that large fluctuations in mental value will also lead to different degrees of physical loss. 】

On the other side, Xie Yuanyuan didn't care whether he would be discovered by Happy Dawson on the other side of the TV. He quickly poured out all the medicine in the bottle and stuffed it into the players' mouths for them to eat.

The dose in a bottle is very small, and each person eats up after taking one tablet.Xie Yuanyuan always felt that Youdao was looking suspiciously at his back, but he didn't dare to look back, he just stood there.

Du Zijun was the first to escape from the feeling of dizziness and nausea. After all, he was also a person who had experienced the hail of bullets and often experienced the crisis of life and death in real life.However, even after adding about 12% of his mental value, he still felt that his hands were getting bigger and the house was getting smaller. In the end, he couldn't help it, and slapped himself hard, and then he reluctantly settled down. mind.

"Damn it, this damn thing..." Trembling, he took a glass of ice water and poured it on himself.

If someone told him a month ago that he would become like this because he watched a 90s reality show, he would definitely let that person have a good taste of what real death is.But right now, thorny issues were already in front of everyone, and he had to force himself to face them.

Bai Jingxing was the second one to get used to it. He couldn't care about any waste or extravagance, so he poured the [Magic Spring Fairy's Honey Wine] on his face, letting the intoxicating aroma of the inhuman brew temporarily replace the vomiting. desire.

"Continuing this way, when our mental value is gone, we will not die, but it will be no different from death." He said hoarsely, "The pollution ability is too strong. For a while...I can't find a way to deal with it for a while."

Lin Miao just gasped, Chen Feiluan said: "It's really impossible, let's go all out, smash the TV, I don't believe this ghost thing can jump out along the wire and hit us."

"No... no!" Xi Ling struggled and cried out. Although he was only 14 years old, his tenacity far surpassed that of some adults, and he managed to recover after taking the pills. The behavior is too absurd, you think he can't do it, maybe he can do it, when the BE condition is triggered in advance, what should we do?"

"Stop talking, you...you watch TV...you watch TV quickly!" Li Tianyu cried out with his teeth chattering.

Everyone raised their heads subconsciously and looked at the glowing screen.

When they fell into a state of dizziness and nausea at the same time and couldn't extricate themselves, Happy Dawson kept that ridiculous butt pouted all the time, staring at the camera with all black eyes without a trace of white, as if waiting wearing something.Until now, after the players turned their heads to look at him, he slowly showed a smile that stretched from the ear to the screen.

"It seems that some new friends are not quite able to adapt to our program!" He shouted with a smile on his face.

Everyone's faces were extremely ugly.

Although Du Zijun had said something like "he should be able to see this way" before, it was just a guess after all, and when it was actually implemented, it didn't feel so wonderful.

"What exactly does he want to do?" Wen Zheliu straightened his body and looked at the small screen.

Perhaps Happy Dawson had been waiting for a long time. At this time, anxious and disappointed boos broke out from the window one after another.He pushed the butcher away, broke off a piece of sausage, threw it into his mouth, raised a hand, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, don't wait for our guests, let's get to the point quickly - taking a shower in the bathroom crazy woman!"

The butcher laughed harshly, and the stage behind the two of them slid down like a flat curtain, and then what was displayed seemed to be a room of an ordinary family, with light green wallpaper and lace covering There were tables and chairs in the same set, and the sound of splashing water could be faintly heard in the bathroom.

"Hush..." Happy Dawson raised an index finger towards the camera, put it on his blood-red lips, and said in a voice almost whispering, "We will see the guests of this issue soon, everyone Aren't you looking forward to it?"

There was a low buzzing sound outside, and Wen Zheliu knew that it was the crazy town residents interacting with their beloved host.

"Three..." Happy Dawson lowered his voice and tiptoed towards the bathroom.

"Two..." The butcher finished counting down the seconds for him, and the meat-cutting knife in his hand kept emitting a chilly light under the light bulb.

"One!" Happy Dawson slammed open the bathroom door, pulled open the shower curtain, and shouted, "Surprise!"

The poor woman inside was bewildered, and then let out a heart-piercing scream of horror!

The bathroom was hot and foggy, and the water was rushing, but the so-called woman who was taking a bath was still wearing clothes.At this moment, all the clothes were drenched with water, sticking tightly to the body, revealing the undulating and exquisite curves underneath.Wen Zheliu's pupils shrank, as if a bolt of lightning had struck him, causing him to suddenly shout: "Adventurer suit!"

If he remembered correctly, this woman should be wearing the adventurer's suit that he had inadvertently glanced at in the mall!

He Qin said in a deep voice: "She is the same person as us."

Because of Happy Dawson's special ability, He Qin didn't use the word "player" to describe her, but everyone present understood what he meant.Li Tianyu shuddered, and suddenly pointed at the screaming woman on the TV, "Lipstick, lipstick! That lambskin lipstick is hers!"

Bai Jingxing frowned and asked, "How do you know?"

"I've tried that lipstick color!" Li Tianyu was about to cry, she hurriedly raised her hand to show everyone the red mark on the back of her hand, "There's nothing wrong with it, it's the same as the one she's painted on her mouth now." The colors are exactly the same!"

A chill ran down the backs of all the players.

The answer from the waiter John is still in my ears. He said that they are now residents of Melios, the happy town. At that time, they did not fully understand what he meant. In the Midnight Joy Show, does it mean that even life and death are at the mercy of others!

"Get out, get out!" The female player screamed frantically, even her pupils were blurred.She panicked, and in desperation, she wanted to take out a dagger and stab Happy Dawson, who was holding her, but was easily dodged by the other party. Happy Dawson laughed and said, "Oh, what a guy who doesn't even take a bath." Crazy woman who knows how to wash! At this time, I need to hire an assistant for this issue—Mr. Butcher! Please, please teach her well!"

"Understood!" With a malicious smile on his face, the butcher strode over, "Let me teach you!"

But what female players are waiting for is not the teaching of words, nor the teaching of body language.A flashing blade slashed at her head, she couldn't dodge it in time, the sharp knife cut off her shoulder immediately, blood splashed out like a fountain, staining half of her body red.

The female player was dripping with sweat and screaming in pain. She ruthlessly pushed the butcher away, squeezed out between him and Happy Dawson with her thin body, and wiped a bright red streak on the light-colored wooden floor. Bloody, stumbled and fled to the door.

The townspeople outside the window let out a sigh of annoyance.

The two laughed while chasing, happy Dawson said to the camera: "God, what a crazy woman! Why is she running? The camera catches up quickly, let us see where she is going!"

The female player seems to have fled to the street. At this time, the night is falling, and there is not a single star in the sky, but the scene on the TV is like daytime. Although the sun in the sky cannot be seen, everything is shining white .She staggered and ran wildly clutching her arms, crying in despair: "Help me...help me! Who will save me!"

She was crying so embarrassingly, tears mixed with snot, the town residents seemed to laugh even harder, they both laughed at her ugly defeat, and at the same time kept urging the host and his Assistant, expect them to bring more exciting follow-up development.

Only the players in the living room looked tense and looked at the scene in front of them with chills.

How to save, how to save?

"... Can it be saved?" Chen Feiluan asked hoarsely.

In the silence, Du Zijun shook his head lightly, "Give up."

"She runs too fast!" When on the verge of extinction, the potential of the human body is also huge.Happy Dawson and Butcher chased after him panting for a long time. I don't know if it was for the effect of the show or if they really couldn't catch up.He shouted dejectedly: "The mad woman ran too fast, Happy Dawson was going to die of exhaustion, what should I do, Mr. Butcher?!"

"Tell her man to chase her!" gasped the butcher, "that's the only way the butcher can come up with!"

Happy Dawson burst into laughter: "Good idea, what a good idea, why didn't I think of it!"

As he spoke, he strode to catch up and snapped his fingers high, "Program crew, let the dog out!"

Wen Zheliu's brows were tightly knit, and he suddenly had some bad premonition in connection with the context.

The camera rotated following the female player's footsteps. At this moment, a few dog barks that were obviously pretended by a man came out from the voice-over. Then the camera turned, and a dog with a man's head barked and chased in the direction of the female player. over!

The female player turned her head subconsciously, and muttered palely: "A Qian..."

The faces of the players changed suddenly, and Lin Miao's eyes were burning with anger. He clenched his fists and stood up suddenly!

That's right, a dog with a human head.

Wen Zheliu couldn't believe his eyes, but it was indeed a dog with a man's head on its neck, four paws on the ground, hair all over its body, and a tail behind it.

The curious creature barks—even the sound it makes is human.Its skin is dead purple, its mouth is full of deformed teeth mixed with human teeth and canine teeth, and its eyes are protruding and bloodshot. Like Happy Dawson, there is no white in the eyes, and they are all godless pure black.When it flew past the camera, Wen Zheliu caught a glimpse of the sharp junction between human skin and dog skin, as well as the thick, vertical and horizontal stitches on the neck.

It was forcibly transformed after death, and then brought back to life by some unknown force, and it became this grotesque and disgusting appearance.

The female player didn't run away anymore, and the moment she saw this human-headed dog, her last remaining sanity seemed to be shattered.She laughed a few times in a trance, watching it rushing towards her with her eyes straight, showing her criss-crossed canine teeth.

"A Qian..." she murmured.

The faint screams of the dying woman and the deep gasps of the beasts biting their prey filled the entire screen, mixed with the sound of blood dripping water from time to time.Happy Dawson couldn't breathe with laughter in the background, and he shouted loudly: "What a wonderful love! The crazy woman was killed by her husband who turned into a dog! What a wonderful love!"

Bursts of thunderous laughter resounded over the town of Melrios, and everyone was cheering, expressing their joy with sharp whistles.

The female player was torn to pieces like this, the moment Li Tianyu saw her dead body, Li Tianyu couldn't keep the sandwich in her stomach, she rushed to the corner of the room and vomited, her face was full of tears, and she almost passed out.

Wen Zheliu clenched He Qin's palms tightly. These slender and powerful palms were used to hold knives.His face was pale, and he asked in a low but clear voice: "Brother, we will kill him, right?"

"Yes." He Qin also clenched his palm with his backhand, his eyes flashed with sharp killing intent, and there was a cold and elegant smile on his lips, "He really deserves to be killed."

He raised his eyebrows, and said slowly: "But before slaughtering, it's better to gouge out his eyes first, and then crush the root of his tongue."

Happy Dawson suddenly stopped laughing, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and shook his finger at the camera: "Oh, oh, our guests seem to be discussing some not-so-humorous topic, let me take a good look at it look……"

Before he finished speaking, Du Zijun raised his hand and fired a gun, which crashed into the center of the TV knob.He met Happy Dawson's gaze fiercely, and said word by word: "What are you looking at, your mother is dead."