The Uncanny Valley Travel Guide

Suddenly, a cluster of electric sparks exploded from the TV, and the image on the screen also dissipated horizontally and distorted ripples, but it was only unstable for a moment, and then returned to normal immediately.

Happy Dawson smiled as usual, and didn't seem to take the insult seriously.Wen Zheliu guessed that since the Midnight Joy Show started, the past players have never stopped describing the large-scale human reproduction activities centered on his blood relatives and the whole family tree as the radius. Naturally, a mere NeverMindtheScandalandLibel can't do anything to it emotional damage.

"It seems that our friends are a little rebellious this time!" Happy Dawson opened his dark and dull eyeballs wide, and while gently shaking his index finger, he sighed loudly, "Since you are so unwilling to see me, then in the future I will hand over all the shows to Mr. Butcher to host!"

After finishing speaking, he twisted his body pretentiously, sobbed a few times in a pretentious manner, and disappeared in front of the camera all of a sudden.

"Ah!" The butcher yelled in panic, "Where did Happy Dawson go?! Happy Dawson is gone!"

Immediately there were boos of disappointment outside, and the screen became a mess. The "dog" barked and ran around, the butcher hacked and rummaged with bloody knives, and even the camera lens kept shaking and bumping, only the fragmented corpses lying quietly on the ground, one fell off The broken eyeballs trembled and fell into the hollow eye sockets.

"Happy Dawson!" The butcher yelled Happy Dawson's name full of emotion, but the voice fell on the player's ears, and it was as rigid as a stick reading, "Let's call him out together!"

He proposed so, and at the same time held up the blood-stained sharp knife in his hand, so the residents of the town also began to collectively call out the name.The voices are uniform and uniform, like a regular undulating ocean, almost shaking the indestructible sky at night.

"—I'm here!" Suddenly, Dawson's happy laughter appeared outside the camera, and the person on the screen turned around hastily, only to see him poking his head out from the female player's belly that was torn apart by the "dog". He waved happily to everyone, "Happy Dawson is so happy to see the audience friends like Happy Dawson so much!"

The residents of the small town screamed in surprise one after another. He nimbly got out from the woman's torn corpse. The butcher, him, and the human-headed dog stood in a pool of bloody red and laughed, making all kinds of funny jokes. With mechanical movements, they shouted together: "Happy midnight show, happy life! Thank you for watching this episode, see you tomorrow!"

The applause outside the house was endless, and the players inside the house felt cold all over.

A reality show that only lasted 10 minutes seemed as long as four hours.More importantly, they saw a threatening reminder from this absurd, ridiculous, and weird and disgusting 10 minutes.

Failure to pass a level is no longer just a simple matter of death. In the first world, whether it is an eyeless monster or the final boss Jenny, they simply kill the player.But if you fail in the second world, besides death, you will be caught in this damn reality show in front of you, forced to experience all kinds of strange tortures and horrific death methods, for a group of lunatics to laugh at and watch.

Everything is reversed. In this world, the mentally ill are the applauding spectators sitting in the Colosseum, while the normal people become the objects of entertainment in the cage.

Happy Dawson's face was covered with blood, he said happily: "At the end of the show, it's time to enter the review time of the previous episode!"

A small window immediately popped up in front of the screen, a male player was bound on an iron bed in an abandoned factory, struggling with all his might, the piercing screeching of the chainsaw and the splashing of flesh and blood flashed by, mixed with a faint The dog barks.

"In the last episode of the wonderful program, this man brought us unparalleled happiness, so what kind of guest will we welcome in the next episode? Let's start connecting!"

Wen Zheliu frowned, and hurriedly looked at the pale-faced Li Tianyu. At this moment, the engraving on her hand was already flickering, emitting a faint but unnegligible light.

Priority notice marking... She will be selected as the guest of the next issue!

Li Tianyu tugged at his hair in dismay, and shouted loudly: "No, it's not me! It won't be mine!"

The old-fashioned telephone in the living room rang suddenly, and the high-frequency piercing voice couldn't help arousing everyone's tense nerves. Chen Feiluan grabbed Li Tianyu's hand and said anxiously: "Tianyu, don't answer it!"

The engraving on the back of Li Tianyu's hand suddenly glowed bright red, causing her to yell, clutching her wrist, and curled up on the sofa in pain.

Behind him, Happy Dawson said slowly: "You still haven't answered the phone, why don't you answer the phone? Oh! A disobedient child seems to be punished!"

The more Li Tianyu resisted, the brighter the engraving became, almost roasting her flesh and making a frightening noise of sizzling.Her face was covered with unbearable sweat and tears, she gritted her teeth tightly, and let out a boiling "ho ho" sound from her throat.

Before her health dropped to 85%, she could no longer bear the severe pain of being burned, so she pressed down on the phone and was forced to grab it.Li Tianyu was holding the microphone, her long eyelashes were dripping with sweat, she was panting, staring at the TV screen tremblingly, while Happy Dawson was watching her through the screen.

Everyone held their breath, and through the microphone, they heard a man's hoarse and excited voice asking: "Hello? Hello, are you the real guest of the next episode of "Midnight Joy Show"?"

Li Tianyu's scalp exploded, and she screamed, almost in the blink of an eye, her ears and half of her face that were attached to the microphone turned into liquid in an instant, and was sucked into the microphone at once!

"Hold her!" Wen Zheliu shouted hastily.

He Qin's long knife was like electricity, and cut the telephone line under it with one knife; Bai Jingxing shook his silver bow, and the arrow was like a shooting star, and suddenly blew up the phone body; With just one punch, the screen was smashed into a cracked spider web.

Wen Zheliu clenched his cane tightly, Du Zijun loaded his gun, Xi Ling set up his bow|crossbow, Lin Miao wiped his waist, and suddenly pulled out a soft sword trembling with cold front, Xie Yuanyuan also hastily pulled out his Hidden Sword from his sleeve.The movements of the eight people were carried out almost simultaneously, and they were fully armed in an instant, and they were heavily blocked between Happy Dawson and Li Tianyu!

All the team members who joined this time were either star players or top players, even Xie Yuanyuan who paddled up had a special physique.Long-term game experience and real-life experience made them adapt to the mental pollution brought by the Midnight Happy Show very quickly, and they entered the fighting state in an instant.

"My face... I can't get my face out!" Li Tianyu gritted his teeth angrily, trying to separate himself from the microphone, but Happy Dawson was only surprised for a moment, and then snapped his fingers happily.

"If you think that this will prevent me from inviting guests to the next issue, you are very wrong!"

Li Tianyu screamed in horror again, Wen Zheliu hurriedly turned around, and found that even though the phone line was cut off, the microphone's attractive ability still hadn't faded, and Li Tianyu's skin was like melting flesh-colored mud, and it was continuously moving toward the phone. teleport over.

It was too late to say it, but Li Tianyu hurriedly shouted in a changed voice in desperation: "Stand-in butterfly! Stand-in butterfly—!"

As soon as the purple light appeared on the spot, she was suddenly bounced on the ground by the microphone. On the other side of the screen, a fluttering purple butterfly appeared at the scene of the Midnight Joy Show, and the butcher chopped it in half.

There were boos all around.

[Prop Name: Double Butterfly]

【Grade: C】

[Activation type: Instant activation]

【Cooling time: none】

[Attack Power: None]

[Effect: The moment the player activates the prop, the prop will materialize into a purple butterfly as a substitute, taking 100% of the damage instead of the player.This prop is a one-time prop. 】

[Equipment level: 10]

[Introduction to props: A butterfly flew into the window of his heart. 】

Li Tianyu was still in shock, but Happy Dawson was taken aback when he saw the butterfly, and then laughed wildly.

"So unruly! Too rebellious, too rebellious!"

Immediately, the TV screen sizzled, and countless dense snowflakes burst out.After returning to normal, there was only a laughing human head dog and a dead body left on the screen, but the host and his assistant were nowhere to be seen, not even a human figure.

Everyone was startled, Wen Zheliu warned: "I can feel it...they are coming for us."

"Be alert." He Qin spat out two words, the horizontal knife in his hand was as cold as ice, and it shone frighteningly under the light.

Li Tianyu quickly swallowed the red medicine, restored his health and stamina to full, then drew out the gun at his waist, and looked around nervously like a frightened bird.

In the silence, the closed door of the living room was suddenly knocked several times.

The floor of the entire hotel is covered with thick carpets, and it is normal not to hear footsteps.Facing the dangerous knock on the door, the players were all silent, and no one spoke. Suddenly, they could only hear the ticking of the wall clock on the wall, and their own heartbeats thumping in their ears.

There was another sound of knocking on the door three times, and the surrounding area was completely silent. These three sounds almost shook the entire hotel.

"Is it him?" Li Tianyu hissed, "Is he here to arrest me?"

Chen Feiluan reached out to stop her, "Don't move, I'll go and have a look."

There is a cat's eye on the door of the living room where you can see the outside world. Chen Feiluan walked slowly and silently, tapped the cat's eye cover lightly with his fingers, and opened it.

He moved his face closer to examine it carefully, but it was strange that the cat's eyes were actually pitch black.

This is very wrong, and it stands to reason that the corridors of hotels should be lit all night with wall lights.When they came to meet in the living room, Chen Feiluan glanced at it and counted 22 crystal wall lamps on both sides. Could it be that Happy Dawson turned off all these lamps, or broke them?

He felt suspicious, so he couldn't help getting closer, but no matter how he looked, the cat's eyes were tightly blocked by black, and he couldn't see the scene outside the door at all.

What is this...

He suddenly thought of a possibility, his pupils constricted suddenly, and his scalp exploded instantly!

Through a wooden door, Happy Dawson said softly, "Hi, I saw you..."