Requiem sometimes
Chapter 15 Little Yunlan's Birthday
Before going home, although Fatty Lang knew that the food for seeing them off seemed a bit out of date, but no matter what he invited them, if he said no...it would be inappropriate after all, even though Guo Changcheng...
Zhao Yunlan readily agreed, and by the way, put the tongue dug out from a small mound on the hillside where Yang Guolin's cremation site was buried because no one claimed his body, and gave it to Lang in a small refrigerator. fat man.Originally, because of Guo Changcheng's affairs, he was already vain enough, but now holding this refrigerator, he directly wrote the word "off" on his face.
Zhao Yunlan knew that these tongues were useless to him, and he was not easy to deal with them, so he had to give them to Fatty Lang for business.
The Buddha said: Those who like to slander others with two tongues, speak harshly, lie, frivolous words, or slander scriptures and Taoism, are jealous of virtuous and capable, and rely on their talents and pride, will enter this hell.
It is said that a week before death, the tongue of a living person can tell all the secrets of the past life and present life it knows. As long as you can ask, the color of the tongues dug out has turned dark brown, lifeless. died.It is said that the more alive it is, the more secrets the tongue hides, and it is worth using. At this moment, it can be seen intuitively that they have already told all the secrets they know, and finally died of exhaustion.What's more, the significance of the existence of the tongue is not just for speaking. In the underworld, the ghost soldiers will directly hook the human tongue with a red-hot iron hook, or clamp the tongue with iron pliers, and pull it out forcefully. Pull it out at once, but slowly stretch it and pull it thin.Then a red-hot iron thorn is used to pierce the person's throat, so that the person cannot live or die, cannot speak, and suffers from extreme pain until the end of thousands of years.Generally, those who are reincarnated as human beings often suffer from hoarseness and cannot speak.
Zhao Yunlan knew this, and Shen Wei naturally knew it too.
Fatty Lang thought the matter was over like this, but his nightmare didn't really start until it was time to eat, because he was really used to the mutual politeness and toasting at the wine table. At that time, she was about to raise the wine glass and say that she wanted to toast everyone. Lin Jing took out her tablet and said with a sad face:
"Although Xiao Guo is gone, we will eat neatly every time we eat in the future, and no one will be left behind."
As he said that, he put the tablet in his hand on the table, and the screen was facing Brother Lang. The photo was taken by Lin Jing telling ghost stories to Guo Changcheng last time. Although his eyes were full of panic at that time, But at this moment, in the eyes of Fatty Lang, he didn't panic at all, but always felt a pair of eyes watching him, as if he was going to eat him in the next moment, so he quickly picked up the wine that he was about to toast to Zhao Yunlan and offered it to him Guo Great Wall's photo.
Zhu Hong felt that there were not enough things to do, so she added oil and vinegar and pushed a dish next to the photo to the photo: "Xiao Guo, your favorite food is stir-fried edamame. You Zhu Hong didn't take good care of you when you were alive. This edamame You eat more, if you don’t have enough, Miss Hong will give you a pinch..."
Fortunately, Daqing didn't turn into a human form. If he turned into a human being, he would have laughed so hard that he couldn't make a sound at this moment. He just turned into a "meow" and was finally kicked out of the box by Zhao Yunlan.
The people at the special mediation office did it on purpose at this moment. Although they knew in their hearts that Guo Changcheng would come back, it meant something different to them, just like the pet they had been keeping for a month was suddenly stolen by someone, and then the pet found it by itself On the way home, although nothing has changed, but this month's mental journey, I will miss, feel lost, and blame myself. Gone, who is to blame?So Fatty Lang accidentally became a punching bag, but he still doesn't know...
As a result, this meal became a legend on Fatty Lang's dinner table. It was the first time he went out to eat, but he didn't go in standing up. He went out sideways and drank the pot of Longjing tea all the time. When we meet again tomorrow, I will definitely blow two catties of tea without blinking, so I will apologize to him.
Shen Wei said uncharacteristically that he wanted to drink a glass of wine with Zhao Yunlan. It may be that after being drunk several times, he continued to reflect and control himself while drunk, and practiced a little amount of alcohol. Before he was drunk once, the second cup revealed his true nature. ,What now?Definitely two glasses!
With a slight smile on his face, he held a wine glass and said to Zhao Yunlan: "Don't you like to drink? Today I allow you to have a drink, and have a drink with me."
Zhao Yunlan's heart os at the moment: Shen Wei wants to drink with him, the sun must have forgotten to get up from the east today...
Zhao Yunlan immediately covered his stomach pretendingly, and looked at Shen Wei solemnly: "Sorry, my stomach is not very comfortable today, so I won't drink with you, but I can do other things with you after dinner."
"..."
Wang Zheng and Sang Zan were very happy during the week when everyone was out, except that when they came back, they found everyone's mourning faces, until the careful Sang Zan, who stuttered, made a no-no to Wang Zheng. After the gesture of asking, everything became clear. In the following days, Wang Zheng only knew that Guo Changcheng was lost, but one day he would come back. No one else in the special mediation office said where he went or what. When I came back, only the group photo taken in the cinema on the desk was cleaned every day, and even Guo Changcheng's desk was tidied up every day. Everything was as he was still there, waiting for his return.
Chu Shuzhi became weird when he came back from the Northwest. He started to go to work during the day, except to open the sign-in and sign-out after get off work. You can see him. At other times, he didn’t know what he was busy with. He was weird all day long, especially in Daqing. It was also found that Chu Shuzhi began to write a diary quietly.
After coming back, Chu Shuzhi sent him a birthday gift for the first time when no one thought of Zhao Yunlan's birthday in July and a half, which made everyone think of Zhao Yunlan's birthday in July and a half ... Every year on his birthday, he would be laughed at by everyone in the Special Investigation Department for half a month. He originally thought he could escape quietly this time, who would have thought!
Speaking of Zhao Yunlan's birthday in July and a half, he didn't actually think of it himself. It wasn't until his mother called him that he wanted to go home, and then he remembered that today was his birthday.Every year, his mother would never forget his birth, although she never said happy birthday, she would prepare a special meal for him every time.
He remembered that he was still very young at that time, and his dad was always busy with work, so busy that even after he graduated, his dad never knew where his school was. Until the day of graduation, he had too many things of his own. Only after finding such an excuse to let his father drive him home, Zhao Xinci searched for five or six hours in Longcheng but couldn't find where his school is...
Therefore, Zhao Yunlan’s wish every year is to have his father accompany him on his birthday in the coming year, until he grows up, works, and becomes the director of the Special Investigation Department. Later, he finds out that he is still Kunlun Lord, but this wish has always remained. Where is it? It didn’t come true, but this year, his mother called him and said, “Your dad will be there for your birthday this year!”
Zhao Yunlan never believed in such things as wishes. He didn't believe in them when he was a child, and he didn't believe in them even when he grew up. It's just that some things are a kind of hope, just like people always tell themselves when they are poor and down: It's okay, tomorrow will be better.Because of this, the number of suicides in the world has decreased a lot every year, so sometimes dreams and beliefs are still necessary, because they are the motivation for a person to persist in living. It will be called a dream, but the meaning of this insistence on existence is still there. It is to help you continue your life until you meet a person, a person who can depend on each other and accompany you, it is enough!
So, he took Shen Wei and Daqing home to celebrate his birthday.Shen Wei was not as nervous as before this time. He didn't have any idea about birthdays, so naturally he didn't remember Zhao Yunlan's birthday.
Until Daqing was about to arrive at the door of Zhao Yunlan's parents' house and said: "If it weren't for that plate of dried fish today, I wouldn't have accompanied Lao Zhao home to celebrate his birthday..."
Shen Wei stuffed the supplements in his hand that he had been planning to give to the elders all afternoon, and stuffed them into the car. He turned around and went to the cake shop to choose a cake for Zhao Yunlan. He chose a well-formed square fruit cake. As for the size, it can just fit Zhao Yunlan's face. It is said that a professor is a professor, and he knows that other people should give cakes on their birthdays after only one birthday!
Zhao's mother was still as busy as when she first met. Zhao Yunlan wanted to help out in the kitchen several times but was kicked out. In fact, it wasn't that he didn't want to go to the living room while waiting for dinner, and he could also tease Shen Wei by the way. Zhao Yunlan seemed to be... full of... stinking!
Zhao Xinci and Shen Wei are sitting on both sides of the sofa in the living room, Shen Wei is obviously not a little restrained, but... very... don't... restrained, he is sitting on the sofa upright, Zhao Xinci really deserves to be with Zhao Yunlan It's father and son, the basic principle is to insist on standing if you can sit, and never to sit if you can lie down. Even if Shen Wei is across from him at this moment, he is leaning a little on the sofa, looking carefully at Shen Wei. Don't say anything, don't do anything, but the more like this, the more at a loss for Shen Wei.
Shen Wei originally thought that there should be some communication between them, but since Zhao Xinci is not a god of pesticides at this time, he doesn't know what attitude and identity to communicate with him. It is a university professor——Shen Wei, Or Soul Slayer?Or... son... daughter-in-law?Or... daughter... son-in-law...?There are tens of thousands of question marks in Shen Wei's mind at the moment, thinking too much, which made him want to shake his head to wake up, but he didn't dare to make too much movement, which resulted in accidentally twisting his neck... Later Zhao Yunlan knew I laughed for days because of this incident.
By the way, Jiang is really old and hot. Although Shen Wei has lived for thousands of years, he doesn't understand the worldly ways. Zhao Xinci is different, so calm, he didn't say a word to Shen Wei until the meal!
The author has something to say:
The section about the tongue is taken from "Flower Thousand Bone", the first time Hua Qiangu went to the Immortal Pavilion and met the Immortal Lord!
Zhao Yunlan readily agreed, and by the way, put the tongue dug out from a small mound on the hillside where Yang Guolin's cremation site was buried because no one claimed his body, and gave it to Lang in a small refrigerator. fat man.Originally, because of Guo Changcheng's affairs, he was already vain enough, but now holding this refrigerator, he directly wrote the word "off" on his face.
Zhao Yunlan knew that these tongues were useless to him, and he was not easy to deal with them, so he had to give them to Fatty Lang for business.
The Buddha said: Those who like to slander others with two tongues, speak harshly, lie, frivolous words, or slander scriptures and Taoism, are jealous of virtuous and capable, and rely on their talents and pride, will enter this hell.
It is said that a week before death, the tongue of a living person can tell all the secrets of the past life and present life it knows. As long as you can ask, the color of the tongues dug out has turned dark brown, lifeless. died.It is said that the more alive it is, the more secrets the tongue hides, and it is worth using. At this moment, it can be seen intuitively that they have already told all the secrets they know, and finally died of exhaustion.What's more, the significance of the existence of the tongue is not just for speaking. In the underworld, the ghost soldiers will directly hook the human tongue with a red-hot iron hook, or clamp the tongue with iron pliers, and pull it out forcefully. Pull it out at once, but slowly stretch it and pull it thin.Then a red-hot iron thorn is used to pierce the person's throat, so that the person cannot live or die, cannot speak, and suffers from extreme pain until the end of thousands of years.Generally, those who are reincarnated as human beings often suffer from hoarseness and cannot speak.
Zhao Yunlan knew this, and Shen Wei naturally knew it too.
Fatty Lang thought the matter was over like this, but his nightmare didn't really start until it was time to eat, because he was really used to the mutual politeness and toasting at the wine table. At that time, she was about to raise the wine glass and say that she wanted to toast everyone. Lin Jing took out her tablet and said with a sad face:
"Although Xiao Guo is gone, we will eat neatly every time we eat in the future, and no one will be left behind."
As he said that, he put the tablet in his hand on the table, and the screen was facing Brother Lang. The photo was taken by Lin Jing telling ghost stories to Guo Changcheng last time. Although his eyes were full of panic at that time, But at this moment, in the eyes of Fatty Lang, he didn't panic at all, but always felt a pair of eyes watching him, as if he was going to eat him in the next moment, so he quickly picked up the wine that he was about to toast to Zhao Yunlan and offered it to him Guo Great Wall's photo.
Zhu Hong felt that there were not enough things to do, so she added oil and vinegar and pushed a dish next to the photo to the photo: "Xiao Guo, your favorite food is stir-fried edamame. You Zhu Hong didn't take good care of you when you were alive. This edamame You eat more, if you don’t have enough, Miss Hong will give you a pinch..."
Fortunately, Daqing didn't turn into a human form. If he turned into a human being, he would have laughed so hard that he couldn't make a sound at this moment. He just turned into a "meow" and was finally kicked out of the box by Zhao Yunlan.
The people at the special mediation office did it on purpose at this moment. Although they knew in their hearts that Guo Changcheng would come back, it meant something different to them, just like the pet they had been keeping for a month was suddenly stolen by someone, and then the pet found it by itself On the way home, although nothing has changed, but this month's mental journey, I will miss, feel lost, and blame myself. Gone, who is to blame?So Fatty Lang accidentally became a punching bag, but he still doesn't know...
As a result, this meal became a legend on Fatty Lang's dinner table. It was the first time he went out to eat, but he didn't go in standing up. He went out sideways and drank the pot of Longjing tea all the time. When we meet again tomorrow, I will definitely blow two catties of tea without blinking, so I will apologize to him.
Shen Wei said uncharacteristically that he wanted to drink a glass of wine with Zhao Yunlan. It may be that after being drunk several times, he continued to reflect and control himself while drunk, and practiced a little amount of alcohol. Before he was drunk once, the second cup revealed his true nature. ,What now?Definitely two glasses!
With a slight smile on his face, he held a wine glass and said to Zhao Yunlan: "Don't you like to drink? Today I allow you to have a drink, and have a drink with me."
Zhao Yunlan's heart os at the moment: Shen Wei wants to drink with him, the sun must have forgotten to get up from the east today...
Zhao Yunlan immediately covered his stomach pretendingly, and looked at Shen Wei solemnly: "Sorry, my stomach is not very comfortable today, so I won't drink with you, but I can do other things with you after dinner."
"..."
Wang Zheng and Sang Zan were very happy during the week when everyone was out, except that when they came back, they found everyone's mourning faces, until the careful Sang Zan, who stuttered, made a no-no to Wang Zheng. After the gesture of asking, everything became clear. In the following days, Wang Zheng only knew that Guo Changcheng was lost, but one day he would come back. No one else in the special mediation office said where he went or what. When I came back, only the group photo taken in the cinema on the desk was cleaned every day, and even Guo Changcheng's desk was tidied up every day. Everything was as he was still there, waiting for his return.
Chu Shuzhi became weird when he came back from the Northwest. He started to go to work during the day, except to open the sign-in and sign-out after get off work. You can see him. At other times, he didn’t know what he was busy with. He was weird all day long, especially in Daqing. It was also found that Chu Shuzhi began to write a diary quietly.
After coming back, Chu Shuzhi sent him a birthday gift for the first time when no one thought of Zhao Yunlan's birthday in July and a half, which made everyone think of Zhao Yunlan's birthday in July and a half ... Every year on his birthday, he would be laughed at by everyone in the Special Investigation Department for half a month. He originally thought he could escape quietly this time, who would have thought!
Speaking of Zhao Yunlan's birthday in July and a half, he didn't actually think of it himself. It wasn't until his mother called him that he wanted to go home, and then he remembered that today was his birthday.Every year, his mother would never forget his birth, although she never said happy birthday, she would prepare a special meal for him every time.
He remembered that he was still very young at that time, and his dad was always busy with work, so busy that even after he graduated, his dad never knew where his school was. Until the day of graduation, he had too many things of his own. Only after finding such an excuse to let his father drive him home, Zhao Xinci searched for five or six hours in Longcheng but couldn't find where his school is...
Therefore, Zhao Yunlan’s wish every year is to have his father accompany him on his birthday in the coming year, until he grows up, works, and becomes the director of the Special Investigation Department. Later, he finds out that he is still Kunlun Lord, but this wish has always remained. Where is it? It didn’t come true, but this year, his mother called him and said, “Your dad will be there for your birthday this year!”
Zhao Yunlan never believed in such things as wishes. He didn't believe in them when he was a child, and he didn't believe in them even when he grew up. It's just that some things are a kind of hope, just like people always tell themselves when they are poor and down: It's okay, tomorrow will be better.Because of this, the number of suicides in the world has decreased a lot every year, so sometimes dreams and beliefs are still necessary, because they are the motivation for a person to persist in living. It will be called a dream, but the meaning of this insistence on existence is still there. It is to help you continue your life until you meet a person, a person who can depend on each other and accompany you, it is enough!
So, he took Shen Wei and Daqing home to celebrate his birthday.Shen Wei was not as nervous as before this time. He didn't have any idea about birthdays, so naturally he didn't remember Zhao Yunlan's birthday.
Until Daqing was about to arrive at the door of Zhao Yunlan's parents' house and said: "If it weren't for that plate of dried fish today, I wouldn't have accompanied Lao Zhao home to celebrate his birthday..."
Shen Wei stuffed the supplements in his hand that he had been planning to give to the elders all afternoon, and stuffed them into the car. He turned around and went to the cake shop to choose a cake for Zhao Yunlan. He chose a well-formed square fruit cake. As for the size, it can just fit Zhao Yunlan's face. It is said that a professor is a professor, and he knows that other people should give cakes on their birthdays after only one birthday!
Zhao's mother was still as busy as when she first met. Zhao Yunlan wanted to help out in the kitchen several times but was kicked out. In fact, it wasn't that he didn't want to go to the living room while waiting for dinner, and he could also tease Shen Wei by the way. Zhao Yunlan seemed to be... full of... stinking!
Zhao Xinci and Shen Wei are sitting on both sides of the sofa in the living room, Shen Wei is obviously not a little restrained, but... very... don't... restrained, he is sitting on the sofa upright, Zhao Xinci really deserves to be with Zhao Yunlan It's father and son, the basic principle is to insist on standing if you can sit, and never to sit if you can lie down. Even if Shen Wei is across from him at this moment, he is leaning a little on the sofa, looking carefully at Shen Wei. Don't say anything, don't do anything, but the more like this, the more at a loss for Shen Wei.
Shen Wei originally thought that there should be some communication between them, but since Zhao Xinci is not a god of pesticides at this time, he doesn't know what attitude and identity to communicate with him. It is a university professor——Shen Wei, Or Soul Slayer?Or... son... daughter-in-law?Or... daughter... son-in-law...?There are tens of thousands of question marks in Shen Wei's mind at the moment, thinking too much, which made him want to shake his head to wake up, but he didn't dare to make too much movement, which resulted in accidentally twisting his neck... Later Zhao Yunlan knew I laughed for days because of this incident.
By the way, Jiang is really old and hot. Although Shen Wei has lived for thousands of years, he doesn't understand the worldly ways. Zhao Xinci is different, so calm, he didn't say a word to Shen Wei until the meal!
The author has something to say:
The section about the tongue is taken from "Flower Thousand Bone", the first time Hua Qiangu went to the Immortal Pavilion and met the Immortal Lord!
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