Requiem sometimes
Chapter 16 Little Yunlan's Birthday
Zhao Yunlan quietly pulled Daqing to the bathroom and told him to let him go out to ease the atmosphere, but Zhao Yunlan forgot that Daqing is a half-baked cat who loses his chain at critical moments, let alone let him ease the atmosphere now Even if it is cursed, it will not be able to eat dried fish, and it is unwilling to go.
Before Zhao Yunlan finished the sentence "You can go to the living room no matter what method you use..." He jumped on Zhao Yunlan's shoulder and escaped from the bathroom window, leaving Zhao Yunlan alone in the bathroom.
Just as it was time for dinner, Zhao's mother said, "Why is Daqing missing?" Then she saw a black cat come in with its tail between its legs through the open door, and while eating small dried fish, it deliberately used His buttocks turned towards Zhao Yunlan, like a "real treasure". If Zhao Yunlan hadn't taken care of being at his parents' house, Daqing would have become a kitten, not to mention a small fish.
"Mom, what are you doing here? Look at this spicy crayfish, mapo tofu, boiled pork slices... I didn't mean to say, don't be angry, you are really cooking more and more delicious!" Zhao Yunlan was teasing Zhao's mother while winking at her, asking her to say a few words to break the atmosphere at this time.
Mother Zhao: "Aren't you itchy? A sentence needs to be divided into so many paragraphs."
Zhao Yunlan tasted every dish and said with a mouth full of food, "Isn't this to highlight the extraordinary craftsmanship of my mother?"He picked a few non-spicy dishes for Shen Wei casually, and said to Zhao Xinci tentatively:
"Dad, do you think I'm right?"
Although Zhao Xinci had been listening just now, she obviously did not expect that Zhao Yunlan would ask him. According to his memory, Zhao Yunlan was always number one in everything, but he was second in the world. This was the first time he asked his opinion, obviously This simple question made him think for a long time...
At this moment, if Daqing hadn't wanted to pretend to be a normal non-talking cat, Zhao Yunlan would have lost all of his carelessness.
Zhao's mother obviously anticipated today's scene. She has always played the role of the father and son's peace envoy in the past. Of course she will continue to act this time, right? She picked Zhao Yunlan's favorite dish - spicy crayfish for Zhao Yunlan One chopstick:
"You really can't stop your mouth after eating, so hurry up and eat more."
Then he picked up the biggest lobster inside and gave it to Shen Wei:
"Xiao Shen, it's rare for you to come here once, and you should eat more too. You're welcome, your Uncle Zhao was still talking about you the day before yesterday..."
Before the word "you" was finished, she was swallowed alive by Zhao Xinci's eyes. She originally wanted to ease the atmosphere, but she didn't expect to say the wrong thing.Zhao Yunlan was suddenly happy. It turned out that his father had talked about Shen Wei, so it would be easy.But Shen Wei doesn't eat chili, just now his mother gave Shen Wei such a load of chili, and now Shen Wei is looking at the red one in the bowl, worrying, if Shen Wei finishes eating, he will not kill Shen Wei, but also kill him. Distressed to death:
"Mom, how can you be so partial? I'm your son, okay, how can you give him the biggest crayfish!"
Saying that, without pretending to be happy, he picked up the crayfish in Shen Wei's bowl next to him with his chopsticks, and put it in his mouth, sucking the juice of the crayfish "ziliuziliu", unable to speak clearly. On the side, he said to Zhao's mother:
"Well, it's mine now!"
Mother Zhao: "..."
At this moment, Zhao's mother is probably short of a broom, so she can only use chopsticks to deal with it casually. When Zhao's mother was about to stab Zhao Yunlan to death with chopsticks, Daqing yelled a few times in agreement, his expression and tone were listening Get it out and say: "Just kill Zhao Yunlan, don't hold back."
Shen Wei smiled slightly at the side, this was the first time he felt at home, he felt that waiting for 5000 years for a moment at this moment didn't seem to be worth it or not.
Looking at this lively scene, Zhao Xinci couldn't help but want to stop it. Maybe it's because she's used to being the boss at work, and feels uncomfortable when no one puts him first at home.Zhao Xinci took the chopsticks and knocked on the side of the bowl several times:
"Can you still give me a good meal!"
Although he did not use a commanding tone, he did not lose his warning tone.Zhao's mother, who was beating Zhao Yunlan, and Daqing, who was yelling "Meow Meow Meow", settled down!It's just that Zhao Yunlan still compared that defensive gesture at any time, as if afraid of being beaten up.
Daqing's heart is os at the moment: By the way, Zhao Yunlan is in his thirties, plus he has the memory of Lord Kunlun, and he has been worshiped by all ghosts...how can he still be private with a child?
But at this moment, I must say that people must learn to reflect on themselves. Although it is a cat, it is also an old cat that has lived for thousands of years. How can it still look like a child?
Originally, no one bought Zhao Yunlan a birthday cake for him since then, and he was always the one who bought it for others. Although he was always a jerk and looked unreliable, he was absolutely too good to his friends.
This time, when Zhao Yunlan was 32 years old, Shen Wei sent a cake to Zhao Yunlan's birthday history that had been vacant for more than ten years. He was so moved that he hugged Shen Wei's face and kissed him several times on the main road, which caused Shen Wei to come back I ignored him on the way.
Shen Wei, besides being a soul slayer who can go to heaven and earth, has another skill that no one else can match, that is, he can remember things clearly, he can clearly remember every detail of everything that happened, every person's expression, He can clearly recall every sentence, even how many times that person breathes, or this may be the reason why he has persisted by the side of Huangquan for thousands of years.So, he clearly remembered all the operations that Zhao Yunlan performed when he celebrated his birthday that night, so he did it again for Zhao Yunlan, like turning off the lights and singing birthday songs (although he didn't feel embarrassed to sing, Daqing was next to him) Meow is very happy), and making wishes, including the actions that our Comrade Shen Wei prepared for a long time after Zhao Yunlan finished blowing out the candles, scooping up the cream from the side closest to him and giving it to Zhao Yunlai’s face slap...
When that slap of cream covered Zhao Yunlan's face, he was absolutely deceived...
Of course, Zhao Xinci and Zhao's mother are going through the same mental journey at this moment, because they have never experienced it... What's more, Shen Wei is the one who makes butter?
Until later, every time Shen Wei thought about it, he felt like digging a hole in the ground to get in. He was so ashamed that he wished he would never come out again, and Zhao Yunlan was an asshole who always brought up this matter, but he didn't feel it at all when he did it. What, because at the beginning of his birthday, it was also... the same... exactly... the same... ah!
Although the whole birthday was very embarrassing, even when Zhao Yunlan left, Zhao Xinci didn't say anything, but said a few words to Shen Wei after Zhao Yunlan got in the car at the door:
"Zhao Yunlan is a jerk, but he treats people well. I hope you treat him well and don't hurt him!"
As if making an oath, Shen Wei said it word by word:
"I will."
Zhao Xinci patted Shen Wei on the shoulder as if he had made a big decision, sighed and said:
"Go!"
Zhao Xinci was actually very satisfied with the meal. Although he only said three sentences, he looked at the back of the car where Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei left, with the corners of his mouth raised high. Zhao's mother saw it all. She knows it all!
In order to preserve his own image and the image of Shen Wei as a male god, Zhao Yunlan repeatedly warned Daqing in the car that if he dared to tell what happened tonight to someone from the special mediation office, Daqing would not be simply kicked out. It is the special mediation office saying goodbye to it.He must also ask Daqing to sign a letter of guarantee, saying that he never believed in Daqing's cat's mouth. Although Daqing was very unwilling, he was persuaded by his own tears that he could not bear special mediation, everyone, and Xiaoyugan. signed this agreement.What's even more pitiful is that after Daqing's black cat's foot stepped on the red poke, for about three days, Lao Li could find it along the red footprints wherever he went... This makes him want to Kill Zhao Yunlan.
Daqing did keep his promise, but every time he saw Shen Wei, he couldn't help but think of that night when he slapped his face with cream in front of Zhao Xinci and Zhao Yunlan's mother. Thinking that I would have to rely on this matter to laugh until the next month, until the end of the month, Chu Shuzhi actually took out his salary, and for the first time changed all the milk in the refrigerator for Daqing... When it was replaced with durian flavor , Daqing's world view collapsed...
Facing the bucket of plain milk that Chu Shuzhi threw in the trash can, Daqing tore Chu Shuzhi into tens of thousands of pieces in his heart.
I don't know who said tens of thousands of times last month that they want to change the taste of milk.Then it was written down by so-and-so...
After returning home from dinner that day, Zhao Yunlan called Zhao Xinci:
"Thank you, Dad."
"It's okay, take care of yourself outside."
"Will do."
……
Zhao Yunlan stood by the window of the house, smoking for a long time, until Shen Wei came out of the bathroom, and watched the full moon in July and a half with him, it was beautiful.
Gorky said: "Father's love is a great book that shocks the soul. If you understand it, you will also understand the whole life." Some people often spend their whole life reading it, while some people spend their whole life without understanding it.
For Mr. Kunlun, there should never be any parents, brothers and friends. He once looked at the world, envied, and wanted to, but he always knew that there was no way to achieve it. He knew that Shen Wei sent him into reincarnation. , Let him experience an unprecedented life, feel like a family member, it's great.
What's more, life is only a few years, and he knows that even after thousands of lives, Shen Wei will still wait for him and find him, but in this life, in the last few short years, he deeply feels that he is on the border of death At this moment, looking up at the starry sky and facing the earth, I just feel that this life is enough!
Before Zhao Yunlan finished the sentence "You can go to the living room no matter what method you use..." He jumped on Zhao Yunlan's shoulder and escaped from the bathroom window, leaving Zhao Yunlan alone in the bathroom.
Just as it was time for dinner, Zhao's mother said, "Why is Daqing missing?" Then she saw a black cat come in with its tail between its legs through the open door, and while eating small dried fish, it deliberately used His buttocks turned towards Zhao Yunlan, like a "real treasure". If Zhao Yunlan hadn't taken care of being at his parents' house, Daqing would have become a kitten, not to mention a small fish.
"Mom, what are you doing here? Look at this spicy crayfish, mapo tofu, boiled pork slices... I didn't mean to say, don't be angry, you are really cooking more and more delicious!" Zhao Yunlan was teasing Zhao's mother while winking at her, asking her to say a few words to break the atmosphere at this time.
Mother Zhao: "Aren't you itchy? A sentence needs to be divided into so many paragraphs."
Zhao Yunlan tasted every dish and said with a mouth full of food, "Isn't this to highlight the extraordinary craftsmanship of my mother?"He picked a few non-spicy dishes for Shen Wei casually, and said to Zhao Xinci tentatively:
"Dad, do you think I'm right?"
Although Zhao Xinci had been listening just now, she obviously did not expect that Zhao Yunlan would ask him. According to his memory, Zhao Yunlan was always number one in everything, but he was second in the world. This was the first time he asked his opinion, obviously This simple question made him think for a long time...
At this moment, if Daqing hadn't wanted to pretend to be a normal non-talking cat, Zhao Yunlan would have lost all of his carelessness.
Zhao's mother obviously anticipated today's scene. She has always played the role of the father and son's peace envoy in the past. Of course she will continue to act this time, right? She picked Zhao Yunlan's favorite dish - spicy crayfish for Zhao Yunlan One chopstick:
"You really can't stop your mouth after eating, so hurry up and eat more."
Then he picked up the biggest lobster inside and gave it to Shen Wei:
"Xiao Shen, it's rare for you to come here once, and you should eat more too. You're welcome, your Uncle Zhao was still talking about you the day before yesterday..."
Before the word "you" was finished, she was swallowed alive by Zhao Xinci's eyes. She originally wanted to ease the atmosphere, but she didn't expect to say the wrong thing.Zhao Yunlan was suddenly happy. It turned out that his father had talked about Shen Wei, so it would be easy.But Shen Wei doesn't eat chili, just now his mother gave Shen Wei such a load of chili, and now Shen Wei is looking at the red one in the bowl, worrying, if Shen Wei finishes eating, he will not kill Shen Wei, but also kill him. Distressed to death:
"Mom, how can you be so partial? I'm your son, okay, how can you give him the biggest crayfish!"
Saying that, without pretending to be happy, he picked up the crayfish in Shen Wei's bowl next to him with his chopsticks, and put it in his mouth, sucking the juice of the crayfish "ziliuziliu", unable to speak clearly. On the side, he said to Zhao's mother:
"Well, it's mine now!"
Mother Zhao: "..."
At this moment, Zhao's mother is probably short of a broom, so she can only use chopsticks to deal with it casually. When Zhao's mother was about to stab Zhao Yunlan to death with chopsticks, Daqing yelled a few times in agreement, his expression and tone were listening Get it out and say: "Just kill Zhao Yunlan, don't hold back."
Shen Wei smiled slightly at the side, this was the first time he felt at home, he felt that waiting for 5000 years for a moment at this moment didn't seem to be worth it or not.
Looking at this lively scene, Zhao Xinci couldn't help but want to stop it. Maybe it's because she's used to being the boss at work, and feels uncomfortable when no one puts him first at home.Zhao Xinci took the chopsticks and knocked on the side of the bowl several times:
"Can you still give me a good meal!"
Although he did not use a commanding tone, he did not lose his warning tone.Zhao's mother, who was beating Zhao Yunlan, and Daqing, who was yelling "Meow Meow Meow", settled down!It's just that Zhao Yunlan still compared that defensive gesture at any time, as if afraid of being beaten up.
Daqing's heart is os at the moment: By the way, Zhao Yunlan is in his thirties, plus he has the memory of Lord Kunlun, and he has been worshiped by all ghosts...how can he still be private with a child?
But at this moment, I must say that people must learn to reflect on themselves. Although it is a cat, it is also an old cat that has lived for thousands of years. How can it still look like a child?
Originally, no one bought Zhao Yunlan a birthday cake for him since then, and he was always the one who bought it for others. Although he was always a jerk and looked unreliable, he was absolutely too good to his friends.
This time, when Zhao Yunlan was 32 years old, Shen Wei sent a cake to Zhao Yunlan's birthday history that had been vacant for more than ten years. He was so moved that he hugged Shen Wei's face and kissed him several times on the main road, which caused Shen Wei to come back I ignored him on the way.
Shen Wei, besides being a soul slayer who can go to heaven and earth, has another skill that no one else can match, that is, he can remember things clearly, he can clearly remember every detail of everything that happened, every person's expression, He can clearly recall every sentence, even how many times that person breathes, or this may be the reason why he has persisted by the side of Huangquan for thousands of years.So, he clearly remembered all the operations that Zhao Yunlan performed when he celebrated his birthday that night, so he did it again for Zhao Yunlan, like turning off the lights and singing birthday songs (although he didn't feel embarrassed to sing, Daqing was next to him) Meow is very happy), and making wishes, including the actions that our Comrade Shen Wei prepared for a long time after Zhao Yunlan finished blowing out the candles, scooping up the cream from the side closest to him and giving it to Zhao Yunlai’s face slap...
When that slap of cream covered Zhao Yunlan's face, he was absolutely deceived...
Of course, Zhao Xinci and Zhao's mother are going through the same mental journey at this moment, because they have never experienced it... What's more, Shen Wei is the one who makes butter?
Until later, every time Shen Wei thought about it, he felt like digging a hole in the ground to get in. He was so ashamed that he wished he would never come out again, and Zhao Yunlan was an asshole who always brought up this matter, but he didn't feel it at all when he did it. What, because at the beginning of his birthday, it was also... the same... exactly... the same... ah!
Although the whole birthday was very embarrassing, even when Zhao Yunlan left, Zhao Xinci didn't say anything, but said a few words to Shen Wei after Zhao Yunlan got in the car at the door:
"Zhao Yunlan is a jerk, but he treats people well. I hope you treat him well and don't hurt him!"
As if making an oath, Shen Wei said it word by word:
"I will."
Zhao Xinci patted Shen Wei on the shoulder as if he had made a big decision, sighed and said:
"Go!"
Zhao Xinci was actually very satisfied with the meal. Although he only said three sentences, he looked at the back of the car where Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei left, with the corners of his mouth raised high. Zhao's mother saw it all. She knows it all!
In order to preserve his own image and the image of Shen Wei as a male god, Zhao Yunlan repeatedly warned Daqing in the car that if he dared to tell what happened tonight to someone from the special mediation office, Daqing would not be simply kicked out. It is the special mediation office saying goodbye to it.He must also ask Daqing to sign a letter of guarantee, saying that he never believed in Daqing's cat's mouth. Although Daqing was very unwilling, he was persuaded by his own tears that he could not bear special mediation, everyone, and Xiaoyugan. signed this agreement.What's even more pitiful is that after Daqing's black cat's foot stepped on the red poke, for about three days, Lao Li could find it along the red footprints wherever he went... This makes him want to Kill Zhao Yunlan.
Daqing did keep his promise, but every time he saw Shen Wei, he couldn't help but think of that night when he slapped his face with cream in front of Zhao Xinci and Zhao Yunlan's mother. Thinking that I would have to rely on this matter to laugh until the next month, until the end of the month, Chu Shuzhi actually took out his salary, and for the first time changed all the milk in the refrigerator for Daqing... When it was replaced with durian flavor , Daqing's world view collapsed...
Facing the bucket of plain milk that Chu Shuzhi threw in the trash can, Daqing tore Chu Shuzhi into tens of thousands of pieces in his heart.
I don't know who said tens of thousands of times last month that they want to change the taste of milk.Then it was written down by so-and-so...
After returning home from dinner that day, Zhao Yunlan called Zhao Xinci:
"Thank you, Dad."
"It's okay, take care of yourself outside."
"Will do."
……
Zhao Yunlan stood by the window of the house, smoking for a long time, until Shen Wei came out of the bathroom, and watched the full moon in July and a half with him, it was beautiful.
Gorky said: "Father's love is a great book that shocks the soul. If you understand it, you will also understand the whole life." Some people often spend their whole life reading it, while some people spend their whole life without understanding it.
For Mr. Kunlun, there should never be any parents, brothers and friends. He once looked at the world, envied, and wanted to, but he always knew that there was no way to achieve it. He knew that Shen Wei sent him into reincarnation. , Let him experience an unprecedented life, feel like a family member, it's great.
What's more, life is only a few years, and he knows that even after thousands of lives, Shen Wei will still wait for him and find him, but in this life, in the last few short years, he deeply feels that he is on the border of death At this moment, looking up at the starry sky and facing the earth, I just feel that this life is enough!
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