Yin and Yang give birth to Tai Chi, and Tai Chi gives birth to pandas

"Ah!" Yu Qingli looked at another bloodstain on her hand, her smooth and tender hands were drenched with blood from the bamboo cut.The resentment and anger in his heart were instantly ignited.Angrily kicked the bamboo aside, teardrops broke and fell, so pitiful.

It's a pity that Xing Luzhi and Panda are the only ones in Miluo Mountain who admire the appearance of beauties, but they don't seem to be very amorous people.

"If I had known earlier, I might as well have been caught and brought back." If I knew how to eat in a day, then why didn't the panda be stuffed to death!Although the resentment was not small, Yu Qingli only dared to mutter or slander, did she really say it?He is not too long.But after calming down, I thought again, if I succeed in being favored by a real person, this bit of suffering is nothing.

Xing Luzhi was sitting in the bamboo pavilion by the stream, his open green clothes revealing most of his firm wheat-colored chest, it was too beautiful to behold.A jug of strong wine, cool breeze, rolling black and white fur balls not far away, very pleasant: "Son, come here."

The little furball turned its head, moved round, climbed up the gazebo again, and flung itself into the arms of its father.

Xing Luzhi touched the head of the little fur ball, his whole heart softened, um, this is my son.

The panda's eyes fell on the wine glass that Xing Luzhi was holding: "Daddy, I want to eat."

"You can't eat this."

"No, I want to eat."

How would your son react to drinking?This bad intention flashed out all of a sudden, Xing Luzhi only dared to feed a little, the panda was stimulated and screamed, and from then on, all wine-flavored things became the shadow of the panda, of course, this is a later story.

Xing Luzhi fed him apples to wash away the taste of the wine just now. It is strong wine. Although pandas can also eat meat, they prefer fruits and bamboo. The taste has always been light. It is very uncomfortable to drink strong wine for the first time , the panda's reaction was so cute, he smiled unkindly as a father.

The fruit was cut into pieces, and Xing Luzhi's slender fingers squeezed the pulp and fed it into the panda's mouth. Well, my son's small mouth, small fangs, and pink tongue, how can he be so cute! (Silly dad mode max!)

"Really." Came a soft voice.

Xing Luzhi was a little displeased, he didn't like to be disturbed when he and his son were enjoying family happiness.

"The bamboo is ready." Yu Qingli changed a plate of fruit, flipped his palms over, his blood-stained hands were shocking, he 'hastily' hid them under the red clothes, with a forbearance and grievance on his delicate face .

Xing Luzhi glanced at it, frowned, and conjured up a small porcelain bottle out of thin air: "Take it to treat injuries."

Yu Qingli was secretly happy, but her movements were reserved and weak, and she took the small porcelain vase: "Thank you, Master." This is a fairy family's property, and he really still cares about me.Just as she was being happy, she heard the people in the pavilion say, "Don't let the blood of mortals contaminate the food of my beloved son." Yu Qingli stood there holding the porcelain bottle, her face pale.

"What are you doing here, leave."

"Yes Yes."

What a noble person Yu Qingli is, she is extremely beautiful, even if she is reduced to a young lady in her family, she is still the most popular young lady, everyone holds her in high esteem, if he hadn't been forced to serve a fat-headed pig-headed person that night, he would have Will not run out willfully.

It stands to reason that if Xing Luzhi underestimated him so much, he should give up and continue to hold his own posture, but Xing Luzhi is really too good.He is handsome and elegant, and the scene of killing several strong men in the blink of an eye that day is still vivid in his memory.Admiration, frustration, unwillingness, all kinds of emotions intertwined, made him even more unable to let go.

Looking at the clear stream in front of her, a calculating look flashed in Yu Qingli's eyes.The real person will bring that fat panda to take a bath here every day.The red dress slipped off, the jade skin came into view, and Yu Qingli stepped into the water, playing with the floating flowers, showing her enchanting beauty.

Ah, what a picture of a beauty bathing, isn't it?How many beautiful loves were born in an 'accidental' bath.

"Daddy, I'm already clean if I don't take a bath." The panda floated back and forth in front of Xing Luzhi, with teary eyes.

No, no, no, no matter how cute the son is, he can't agree: "It stinks, don't eat supper."

"Hey, daddy is a badass." QAQ

"Hey, eat Qiongguo after washing." Qiongguo, a kind of spiritual fruit that only grows in places with sufficient spiritual energy, can increase cultivation after eating, and the taste is also very sweet. How many immortal cultivators desperately want something, here is panda It's just a snack.What Xingluzhi gives to his baby is always the best thing.

"No, no, eat Qiong Guo without washing it."

Nu: "If you don't obey, you will spank." Well, let's put it this way, I have seen many parents educate their children in this way.Xing Luzhi felt a little embarrassed, but after thinking about it, he felt that this sentence was very good.

If others knew that the rumored cold-blooded and brutal Hades was going to pretend to be angry and coax children with words like big butts, they would probably have to kneel. This style of painting is wrong.

"Woo~~ As long as I show cuteness, the breeder aunt will definitely agree." I just need to be cute.

Jealousy: "Don't mention other people, especially humans, and then mention that I killed them."

"Humph."

Looking at his son's round white buttocks in front of him, Xing Luzhi compromised: "Okay, I don't want to kill them, but I have to take a bath, otherwise my body will rot, and if it's rotten, I can't eat Qiong Guo. "

Goosebumps all over his body in fright: "Well, it's so scary, I want to take a bath, I don't want to rot." (covering his face) and tearfully knocked on his father.Xingluzhi coughed a little guiltyly, I definitely don't feel guilty!

Xing Luzhi took the panda to fly to the stream, and when he saw the beauty in Yuzhong, he couldn't help being furious: "Who made you appear here!"

"I'm sorry, I..." Before Yu Qingli was surprised, embarrassed, and shy, he was overwhelmed by the sudden coercion, and his beautiful eyes were staring red from suffocation. Xing Luzhi, who was suddenly murderous, was very annoyed at his plan of 'seducing'.

The neck was strangled by the air, and the fear of death magnified.

"Qingli Qingli, let's play together." The panda ran towards Yu Qingli, looking at him happily, "I want to play too, Daddy, and I want to fly high too."

The feeling of suffocation suddenly dissipated, and Yu Qingli took a deep breath, not daring to speak any more.

He smiled at the panda that was more embarrassing than crying, and his voice was still trembling: "Okay... okay, let's play together." What kind of cuteness, fat as hell, didn't you see that I was almost killed, nausea.

Pandas have not developed their spiritual intelligence, and their IQ is not very high.Thanks to Xing Luzhi who fed him a lot of spiritual energy, he has the intelligence of a three or four-year-old child.He has lived with human beings since he was born, so he is used to human beings and is also close to human beings.The panda has no feelings for beauty. In his eyes, human beings are almost the same, kind, gentle, and he likes him. As long as the panda is happy, they will be happy too.

Pandas still miss humans.

The panda mother said, baby, you don’t have to do anything, just eat, play, and be cute.

So pandas also eat, play, and act cute.

Too close to humans.This is also the problem.From the time the panda woke up, until now, it has not realized that the world is different. There is no panda mother, no keeper aunt, and no zoo.

Qingli is always unhappy, Panda doesn’t know why he is unhappy, so he wants to make him happy, so Panda invites him to eat bamboo shoots, ah, his favorite bamboo shoots, even his father is reluctant to give it, but it seems that Qingli still unhappy.

In the past few months, Yu Qingli has restrained a lot, at least she no longer blatantly seduces Xing Luzhi.He took care of the panda dutifully, and he was so obedient that he could no longer be obedient. He was waiting, waiting for an opportunity, and just left like this. He was never reconciled to it.The progress is going well, at least when he appears in the place where Xing Luzhi and the panda are playing, he will no longer be chased away, the panda likes to play with him, and Xing Luzhi is almost inseparable from the panda, Yu Qingli thought, just like this Enter Xingluzhi's heart.

But there was still a panda standing in front of him.

Oh, a panda that loves humans very much.

However, Xing Lu knows whether he likes pandas to be with other people.

Now only Yu Qingli and Panda are here.He glanced at the tender bamboo shoots pushed by the panda, who knew that he would feel like throwing up after eating them.Sighed.

"Why are you unhappy?" Panda asked.

"I have been away from home for more than a year. I don't know how my parents and brothers and sisters are doing. I just miss them."

The panda's eyes glowed: "Well, is there anyone else? But Daddy said it's just you and him."

"There are only me and the real person in Miluo Mountain, but there are many people at the bottom of the mountain, and my family lives there."

"Are there a lot of humans?"

"Correct."

"Ah, there must be a zoo there, I really miss my mother and auntie the breeder."

Therefore, the panda is full of longing for the mountain.When he proposed to go down the mountain, Xing Luzhi was furious, yes, very angry, not to mention that his well-raised son suddenly became disobedient and liked to hang out with humans.Pandas are so special. Those ordinary people in the world like to collect some strange things and are greedy. My son is so simple, how can he stay with humans?

The father and son quarreled for the first time, and it was not a quarrel. One was rolling and begging to go down the mountain, and the other refused, and finally fell into a cold war.

Xing Luzhi couldn't understand the vacancy in the panda's heart, but when he woke up, everything changed.Seeing a lot of humans and pandas will give you peace of mind.Well, although Panda is also very reluctant to part with Daddy, but he and Daddy live together with many, many humans, Panda thinks so.

Xing Luzhi is very annoying, very annoying, if he was so annoying in the past, then he would have destroyed everything that annoyed him, but now he is very annoying, but he has no intention of destroying the little round ball at all, he just feels very angry , very angry.

"Where did I treat you badly, you have to leave!"

"I don't care, I don't care, I want to go back to the zoo." (cover face and shake)

"Don't be cute, talk well!"

qaq

The zoo in Xingluzhi's understanding is a human town. Ah, to a god, human beings are like lowly animals.

"It's so grown up that you don't even listen to your father's words. What use is it for me to support you?"

"I miss the zoo, and I miss the keeper."

"In that case, you leave for your zoo and don't come back, or I will kill you."

Daddy wants to drive me away?Won't Daddy go with me?The panda is very sad, seeing Xing Luzhi, I can't bear to part with my father.

Xing Luzhi snorted coldly, this time it was finally his turn to snort.Turn around and disappear in front of the panda.

"Panda, don't be sad, the real person is just joking, as long as you don't go down the mountain to meet those humans, the real person will not want you." Yu Qingli emphasized the word human,

Dad doesn't want me anymore, so I'll go back to the zoo.Hey, the panda was very sad, turned around and walked down the mountain.

It is a long way to go down the mountain and leave Miluo Mountain to reach the human town.The panda's chubby body moves slowly, but firmly. He is stupid, but he also has love and longing.

Well, it's a long way, why bother pandas.

Unfilial son!When Xing Luzhi saw that the panda really left Miluo Mountain, he was anxious, angry and very sad, but he couldn't lose face and come out to stop him.The panda turned around a few steps, but still did not stay.

What an unfilial son.

Let's go, let's go, don't come back.

Xingluzhi also left Miluo Mountain and went to Kongfu.Lord Xuanwu is the wisest person in the world, Xingluzhi has always respected him, but now he has doubts, so he wants to go to Kongfu to solve them.

For thousands of years, he thought he had given up those emotions long ago.

Xuanwu wore spotless white clothes. Although he was already a venerable and admired by all living beings, he was still peaceful and detached from the world.After listening, Xuanwu smiled knowingly, and said neither in a hurry nor in a hurry: "Everything in the world has so many incomprehensible things, but feelings cannot be understood by 'why'. The reason why you are angry is because you cherish him and love him. If you love him It is meaningless to entangle the why above, and this matter should follow the heart."

"But he doesn't like me." It was depressing.

"Since he is willing to be commensurate with your father and son, how can he not like you?"

"Didn't you leave? You abandoned me as a father for someone else."

Xuan Wu smiled, it's no wonder that the god of the underworld hasn't caused any trouble these days, that's the case, if it was before, he would have turned the world upside down long ago: "It's understandable that you don't want to part with the hearts of parents in the world, but children have to grow up eventually. They will know a lot of people, friendship, family, love, but the children are most dependent on their parents. In the end, they are just their parents. He is just curious about the world now, and wants to see, what is there to worry about? This is also his experience stop."

"It seems to be the case." Xing Luzhi frowned, thinking of his son's pitiful appearance after a few steps, he couldn't help but get angry with himself. What did I do to get angry with him? My son must be very sad, "Human beings are so good. Well, why does he always say that he wants to go home, isn't my side home?"

Xuanwu's face tightened, and he looked at Xingluzhi. After thousands of years, Xuanwu finally understood a little about how many anecdotes and strange things happened. people."

Xing Luzhi was silent, yes, the panda is different from us, I don’t know where it came from, I don’t know what kind of creature it is, it’s just a little fur ball that suddenly woke up, and I don’t know anything else: “Master Xuanwu, do you know where he came from? "

"I don't know, we know too little about this world," paused, "but he must have doubts about where he came from, just like you are here to find the old man to clarify your doubts, your son also needs help." To clear up the confusion, I think that going down the mountain this time will help him clear up the confusion in his heart."

Even so, Xing Luzhi thought about it a little bit, but he was still worried, the world was dangerous everywhere, what would his son do if he was in danger.As soon as he moved his foot, he was stopped by Xuanwu.

"Don't panic, let him solve the puzzle, you just look in the dark, you don't have to go with him." Xuanwu waved his sleeve, and a picture immediately appeared on the clear lake, which was a panda.

"Son! Idiot, that one can't be eaten, can't even walk? I'm so mad at you, why are you acting cute to a passer-by you don't know? You are not allowed to be cute! Well, yes, my son is still the cutest. Hey hey , be careful not to fall..." Looking at the screen, Mingshen unknowingly entered the chattering mode, and his whole heart ached.This is the son's first time traveling far away, father deer is very worried, very worried.

Xuanwu stood aside, and looked at Mingshen who was watching intently.Smile knowingly.

The author has something to say:

The old man who had been dead for a long time finally reappeared! (⊙v⊙) Don’t hit me, the old man has recently reached the burnout period, don’t worry, the burnout period will be followed by the duck blood period