Yin and Yang give birth to Tai Chi, and Tai Chi gives birth to pandas

"Ouch, this damn weather has drowned my seedlings, I'm scorched to death!"

"Good morning." Panda said obediently.

"I told you to dig the ditch earlier, you damn ghost. If you don't believe me, you'll know that you're going to sleep. I married you, and you've been unlucky for eight lifetimes! Enjoying happiness is not all about suffering."

"Hmph, I've been arguing all day long, and I haven't seen you laying an egg. Look at the son of the village head Wang Er, who was selected by the immortals to practice immortality and learn Taoism at the age of five. If you give birth to me, you will be selected. Do you need to do it in the field day and night?"

"I'm afraid you won't die if you dream like this. If you want to be selected, you have to have good qualifications. If you are so cowardly, I will be ruined by you when I lay my next egg!"

"May I ask how to get to the town?" Panda continued obediently.

"Ouch, what is this?"

"I'm a panda." He happily shook his fat butt, a very cute and cute panda.

"Ghost knows what a panda is."

"I don't know if the ghost knows." Serious doubts.

"...A fool, right?" "Look, he can still talk, isn't he a monster?"

"I'm not a monster, I'm a panda."

"Go, go, don't disturb us, go straight along the road on the right, there is Zeyan Town."

"Thank you." After speaking, the panda covered its mouth with regret, "Well, what should I do, Daddy said that it is impolite to be a human being, and 'thank you' is said by a bad boy." After a pause, "But I am a panda , the panda can say thank you, the panda is not a bad panda."

(Xing Luzhi: I must say next time that it is impolite to be a panda!)

It has been raining recently, the crops are not growing well, the road is not good, the potholes are full of muddy water, the panda has been walking along the road, tired and sleeping in the wet haystack, thirsty and drinking the clear water in the stream, hungry... He was hungry, so he couldn't climb up. There was a green bamboo forest on the top of the small slope, and the panda was rolling and pulling the mud and rocks.

bamboo, bamboo...

climb up, slide down

Bamboo, bamboo, bamboo...

climb up, slide down

Bamboo, bamboo, bamboo!

Climb up, roll down, and fall on your back in mud puddles.

bamboo, bamboo...

"Well, I'm so angry."

After another fall, the panda was exhausted and had no strength. What should I do? The round belly was not so round. The panda was very wronged. The muddy water mixed with rainwater and Mao Mao stuck together. Now it is a hungry, tired and dirty Panda is gone.

So angry, so hungry, so tired... Don't climb, I can't climb up.

The panda stared at the bamboo on the slope with wide eyes.

"Daddy, Daddy oh~ wow~" the little black and white ball of hair slumped in the muddy puddle, crying very sadly in a childish voice, and continued to crawl after crying, "It's so sad, Daddy doesn't want me anymore, I want Go back to the zoo. Ask the keeper to plant a lot of flowers, so that Daddy won't be angry."

A drop of liquid fainted the mirror image on the water surface, Xing Luzhi came back to his senses, only to realize that it was flowing from his own eyes, the deity was crying... the deity actually cried?

"Why not let the deity take action, he is so stupid, he will starve to death." The moment the son cried, he was so distraught, all his calmness was gone (Inugami: who am I, where am I, what happened!) After eating, the sad "Daddy" made his heart tremble, but just as he was about to make a move, he was tied up by Master Xuanwu's magic weapon.

Xuanwu smoothed his beard and motioned him to continue looking at the water surface of Tianchi.

The panda started circling around the bamboo forest, yes, circling, this is his son's favorite thing to do, Xing Luzhi expressed a little incomprehension about his son's obsession with circling.But it works now.The panda bypassed the 'desperate slope' and finally ate the delicious bamboo.

"Well, it's not as delicious as the bamboo from Dad's place."

That's natural, Xing Luzhi showed a natural smile, what Dad gave you is definitely the best thing, the bamboos in Miluo Mountain are all watered by him with spiritual milk for pandas, and his fairy mansion is also full of bamboo. Bamboo, the Immortal Mansion is full of aura, and the bamboo that grows is very fresh and tender.

Xing Luzhi completely forgot about the crying and laughing God of Hades, he is the God of Hades who makes everyone fearful.But now he is tied up by Wuhua Da, crying and laughing at Tianchi: "As expected of the son of this deity, yes, I can eat bamboo by myself."

Aw, I didn't expect you to be such a ghost.

Dad said that if you don't take a bath, you will rot.So after the rain stopped, the panda took a bath in the stream, head, face, hands, stomach, feet... the hands couldn't reach the back, forget it, well, it was washed clean.

So, the panda, carrying the mud on its back, continued to walk on the road.

"Excuse me, how do I get to Zeyan Town?"

"Just go straight, turn left at the first intersection, then turn right..."

The panda listened obediently, and then stayed for a while at the first fork in the road. What did the human say just now?

"Hmm... um!... 噫... ah..." The panda's paws almost rubbed its face, and after sniffing, it chose a more pleasing path without hesitation.

He finally arrived at a place where there are many humans and many humans, and the stone is engraved: Jushui Town.

Seems like something is wrong?

"Well, Zoo, I'm finally going home."

That is the panda's home, where the pandas live, the zoo, human beings, carefree.

The panda finally got his wish and returned to a place full of humans.

but?

Humans are always curious about rare things, especially such cute things.In this continent, power is dominant, and the so-called public opinion is not very useful.Besides, environmental protection?Endangered?These people have no such concept.Someone took in the panda, and the little guy followed him, not afraid of people at all.The man thought that dignitaries like rare animals, and this strange animal might bring him a lot of money.

Panda lives with human beings as he wished, but the place where he lives now is too small, a boxy cage, so small that he can't turn over happily.The panda was hungry, and humans threw vegetable leaves and rotten fruits to him, which were not tasty, but better than nothing.Then the panda was pushed into the street.

Many people, many humans rushed over to look at the panda.Just like in the zoo, the panda is very happy. At this time, he only needs to be cute. Maybe humans will feed it delicious things

'Snapped! '

The whip is very thin, but it hurts hot when it hits the body, the panda was frightened, oh, it hurts!

'Snapped!Snapped! '

"Stupid guy, you won't even be able to jump through a fire hoop, you've grown such a big lump for nothing!" Another few whips went down.

"Oh! It hurts." The panda shrank into the narrow cage, holding its head and daring not to come out again.

The people who came to watch the novelty couldn't help booing when they saw that it was so unacceptable.It's nothing new either.Seeing the crowd gradually dispersed, the whip-wielding man became anxious, and poked a small stick into the iron cage, cursing "□□" "stupid beast" in his mouth: "If you don't come out again, I will really beat you to death! "The poke was so hard that the panda's flesh burst open, and blood flowed out.

"Pain~" the panda screamed in pain, and grinned at the whip-wielding person, I'm going to bite!Pandas can bite too!

"Hey! How dare you bite me!" So he beat me harder.

What a picture of a man beating an animal!The crowd erupted in roaring laughter.

In the end, the panda was beaten into a daze, and he looked at the crowd in a daze.This is not a zoo, they all bully pandas, these humans are good and bad.

The panda's little pink tongue licked the wound, where scabs had already formed, and the hair and blood scabs were a mass of paste, causing pain and hunger one after another.He braced himself up, and obediently picked up the hostess's skirt with his paws: "I'm hungry, give me bamboo, please, please."

The hostess smiled: "Look, it still asks for something to eat, and it's a little cute."

"What are you eating! You want to eat this money-losing product, bah!" The male owner picked up the panda and threw it back into the iron cage, shattering it, "If you've been hungry for a few days, you still won't listen."

"I'm obedient, I'm so hungry..." The panda yelled, and it was very miserable at night.Finally, I was so hungry that I had no energy left, so I sat down and looked at my stomach sadly.It’s so sad, I’m so hungry that I can see my feet, woo~~

"I thought it was some kind of exotic beast, but it turned out to be just a talking idiot, meow."

The night was very dark, and a ghostly figure came in through the window and landed lightly on the opposite table.A pair of bright green light beads got closer and closer, and it turned out to be a beautiful big gray cat.

"Hello." Panda greeted politely.

The big cat's amber eyes rolled around, and he walked around the cage with graceful steps, sniffing with his little nose: "You stink."

The panda was very sad: "I haven't bathed for two days, so it's going to rot."

"Ha, you're so stupid, the water told you that if you don't take a bath, you will rot?"

"Daddy."

The big cat snorted disdainfully: "He lied to you."

"Daddy won't lie to me!" Angry.

"Huh, I'm kind enough to tell you that you are still angry. Those parents like to lie to their children the most. He just lied to you and wanted you to take a shower. Meow~ Look, you haven't showered for two days, it's just dirty and smelly, where is it? Rotten."

"Here, here, it's all rotten." Pointing to the wound on his body.

"That's because I was beaten, not because I didn't take a shower, I'm so stupid."

The panda shrugged its head: "I think you're right."

The big cat raised its chest: "Of course, I know everything."

"But I still don't think daddy will lie to me."

The big cat flicked its long tail, disgusted: "Hmph, parents like to lie the most."

"Daddy won't!"

"The book Meow didn't see how miserable you are now. He definitely doesn't want you."

"No, no! You are a villain." The panda wanted to turn away angrily, but the cage was too small.He was so angry that he covered his eyes with his paws, "It's not that Daddy doesn't want me anymore, eh~"

Looks like another child abandoned by his parents, meow, yes, he looks black and white, so ugly, if I were your parents, I would definitely strangle you to death in despair.The big cat turned around twice guiltily, and patted his thigh with its paw: "Meow? Fat and tall, my name is Miao Du, how about you?"

Well, now that everyone else has mentioned their names, I can't be angry with them anymore.Let go of the paw covering the eyes: "I'm a panda, Miaodu."

"Meow!! It's Miaodu!"

"Meow degree?"

"Miao! Miao! Miao, meow."

"Meow?"

"Fat and tall, you are so stupid!"

The panda looked worried, he was wondering why Miaodu was angry.

"Meow? Fat and tall," Meowdu rolled his eyes a few more times, "Do you have anything on you? You have so much aura."

"What is Reiki?" Curious.

"It's the qi we cultivate."

"Cultivation?"

"Cultivation will make us more and more powerful! We can live forever and become gods, meow!"

"Wow, God, God will be crucified. (Refer to Jesus)"

"I'll wipe it!" Miao Du's claws almost scratched his head through, and Ben was very, very, very broken, "You stupid and stupid mother, you are so fat and tall!! Meow meow meow! Meow! Meow! Ben meow scratches you to death, meow!!!!"

"Meow, don't be angry."

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!!"

Howled for more than a minute, calm down, calm down, you are an elegant cat.

Uh... the meowing speed just now was terrible.

So, the graceful Meow asked the panda: "Show Ben Meow what's on you."

"I don't have anything." Sad, "I don't even have bamboo~ I'm so hungry, meow, I'm sorry, I really want to eat you."

The hairs stand on end! !Oh my god, you are so fat and tall that you covet Ben Meow's beautiful body: "Aren't you a vegetarian!"

Scratching his nose shyly: "Actually, you can also eat meat, but I like bamboo the most. Do you eat beads too?"

Miao Du's delicate butt was upturned: "Meow... yes, I am a vegetarian. Fat and tall, do you want to leave with me. You stink to death, I will take you to take a bath."

The panda was very happy: "Ok, ok, I want to leave here, this is not a zoo, the breeders here are terrible."

Taking advantage of the darkness, Miao Du opened the cage, and the panda felt very uncomfortable all over, and it took a long time to get out: "Oh, it hurts so much!"

"Fat tall shut up and be quiet, or I won't be able to save you.

Meow!Calm meow!I can't eat meow!Get my dirty paws away.

Sorry shit, meow, shut up, be quiet!

Meow!Why are you so stupid, you are so stupid, you can't even walk!

There's a hole here, go in, meow!Why are you so fat?One bite is fat, it must be disgusting.

Meow...cough cough, I am a vegetarian, I don't want to eat you.

Really, although you said ah meow with a strong aura.

Meow... You really stink, go find a place to take a shower. "

The author has something to say:

The old man is back_(:зゝ∠)_ is already laying down and ready to be whipped, sorry for being missing for so long recently, Kisan, this little goblin, is really annoying ╮(╯▽╰)╭I am coming back to update