Yin and Yang give birth to Tai Chi, and Tai Chi gives birth to pandas

"Meow, I'm so hungry."

"It's as if I'm not hungry." Miao Du moved his pointy ears, "First find a place to wash you dirty...Meow! Don't touch my tail!"

"Your tail is so long and soft." My tail is so short, "Well, I can't even touch my tail. Do I have a tail?"

Slapped off the fat hand that was pulling his tail. Don’t you know that a cat’s tail is very sensitive, and he was so annoyed: "Tsk, you look fat, you can block the Tianhe River, and cause him a big flood!"

I was very sad, so I covered my face and said, "Actually, he is very slender." Of course, it is for pandas.

Miao Du's amber eyes almost rolled up to the sky: "Idiot."

The panda couldn't move anymore, so he lay down on the spot: "I can't move anymore."

"Let's go, meow!"

"I'm so hungry."

"Eat after shower!"

"No, I'm too hungry to take a shower."

"Meow? Bathing has something to do with eating!"

The panda thought about it seriously: "It doesn't seem to matter, um, but I'm just very hungry. I don't want to take a bath when I'm hungry."

"Meow! Fat and tall idiot!" Miao Du felt that his lungs were going to explode, and his small body rolled on the 'panda carpet' for a long time without responding.He was lying on the panda's belly in frustration, exhausted... This is definitely the most troublesome food that Ben has ever encountered.

As a principled cat, he will never eat unclean food.But how can I give up food with such ample spiritual energy? After eating this fat and tall one, I can transform into a human form and cultivate into a demon.Alas?I always feel that something is wrong.

So Miao Du wanted the panda to go to the river to wash it up quickly. He threatened and lured him, and tried all kinds of means, but the panda was so stubborn, as if he would lie here and grow old without bamboo.However, the seedling degree can't drag the fat and tall ones.

"Eat, eat, eat! Eat to death! Meow!"

"Eat to death..." the panda murmured.

"..." Does he look happy?He said 'eating to death' with a happy face, who knows what kind of expression that fat face has, the facial features are all crowded into a pile!Ben Meow is so mad! "I rescued you in a good mood, but you didn't repay me!"

"Daddy said that others should treat me well, and they should be honored..."

This fat and tall father is very good... Bah!Now is not the time to think about this: "Wrong! Wrong! I will repay you for saving you. You must repay me, or others will hate you!"

"Will Meowdo hate me?"

"meeting!"

Sad: "Don't, meow, don't hate me."

good chance!Miao Du's beautiful tail swept across the panda's face lightly, and said in a seductive voice: "Then come take a bath with me, you will repay me by taking a bath."

Frustrated: "Then I don't have the energy to repay you."

"...!" Miao Du died.

Miao Du compromised, so he could only give in and take the panda to the nearby bamboo forest.The panda was very happy, but he didn't have the strength to be happy. He got up and followed the cat. He walked very slowly, very slowly, as if every paw was stepping on the cotton.

"Fat tall, hurry up!"

"Meow, my body is so flimsy that I don't obey you."

Miao Du stopped and turned to look at him: "How long has it been since you ate?"

"Hmm!..." I was thinking with my life, "one night."

"Stupid! That warehouse didn't see light, you thought it was always night, meow?!"

"Well... no wonder, then I don't know how long I haven't eaten, humans don't love pandas anymore."

He let out a disdainful 'chi': "Humans? A group of stupid and greedy creatures. They only love themselves. When they think you are fun, they will pamper you with food and drink. When they are tired, they will kick you. The soldering iron will poke your stomach. ..."

The panda raised its head and saw the mass of scars on Miao Du's stomach, which was very abrupt on his beautiful body. Miao Du dodged away, jumped a few steps away, and became a lonely phantom in the dark night, " What are you looking at! I am a wild cat, a noble wild cat, this is not a human-injured meow!"

"Oh…"

"My cat looks better than you even if I have scars."

"Meow is the best."

"That's right." Walking arrogantly, "You only have normal aesthetics, and everything else is stupid."

The panda thought of the zoo again: "But humans used to love me."

"They're hypocrites! They're all bad guys, meow."

The panda looked at Miaodu, smiled and said, "Miaodu is a good person, you save me and take me to find something delicious, Miaodu is the best."

"Idiot." Miao Du cursed and shouted impatiently, "It's so noisy, shut up!"

"it is good."

It won't rot even if you don't take a bath, why did daddy lie to me?Meow will not lie to me.The panda rolled into the bamboo and looked at Miaodu with trusting eyes.He eats slowly, but carefully and with concentration.He was so hungry that he almost fell asleep.The panda began to think of 'home', not the zoo, but in Miluo Mountain, where there is Daddy, although Daddy is still angry with me.

What to do, is Daddy still angry with the panda?

Thinking of this, the panda shrugged its head in frustration.

Miao Du stood up: "What's the matter with you? Go take a shower after eating."

"This is not a zoo." The panda said, the zoo is gone, the parents are gone, and the keeper and aunt are gone. My small pool and my slide are so sad.

"Meow? What kind of zoo? This is a bamboo forest. Of course it's not a ghost zoo..." Miao Du suddenly stopped talking. His amber eyes were glowing green in the dark night, and they were wide open at the moment. His ears trembled and he looked around. .I'm furious!Miao Du reluctantly stared at the 'food' that was still eating bamboo.It happened to appear at this time, he was really a lingering Taoist priest.

"Brother, are you sure the cat demon is here? We've been looking for it for a long time."

"The compass is indeed pointing in this direction. He eats countless people, and his body smells strongly of blood. It is impossible to find the wrong one."

"Ah! Brother, brother, look quickly, what is this black and white thing?!"

When the panda's head was raised from the bamboo pile, there was no Miaodu, but two human beings in white clothes, holding a strange glowing object in their hands, as if they were looking for something, so Naturally, the panda also felt that they were looking for bamboo, so he asked them: "I have a lot of bamboo, do you want to eat it?"

Mingxin also felt that it was very strange, although he didn't know what this animal was, but he liked it very much, so he tried to get close, and looked at this little thing by the moonlight: "It's really cute, brother, come and see, it's so cute cute."

"Junior Sister, come back quickly, be careful what kind of evil it is, he can already speak human words, I'm afraid he is about to become a monster." Ming Li immediately drew his sword to face.

"Look at him, he's not dangerous at all, and he's so good," Ming Xin knelt down and rubbed the panda's small head. The panda may be a bit big for Miao Du, but the panda is too small to stand in front of humans. Just a little guy.

Well, so gentle, just like the breeder's auntie, the panda was very happy and rubbed his hand.

"It's really cute, cuter than the rabbit raised by senior brother. What kind of animal do you think this is, senior brother? I've never seen it before."

Little proud and happy, covering his face: "Pandas are the cutest."

Ming Li took a closer look, but he had no clue: "This... I don't know, I've never seen such a big black eye circle. But I think he has a lot of spiritual energy in his body, and he must have been watered by spiritual things to grow up. , will not be anything ordinary."

Hearing this, Mingxin snorted coquettishly: "Brother is so stupid, what kind of dark circles are these, it's his fur color, he looks so good-looking, ah, why are you covered in injuries, my God, who beat you up?" Like this?"

QAQ "Humans don't love pandas anymore, they don't give me food, and beat me, it hurts."

"Hmph, those people with human face and animal heart are actually able to do it," Ming Xin was heartbroken to death. She had experienced outside for a long time, and she really couldn't stand the way mortals treat cute little animals.So he immediately took out some elixirs from his treasure bag, some for external application and some for internal use, "Come, eat this."

"Junior sister! This is the elixir given by the master, how can I give it to him!"

"What's wrong with him, brother, you just don't have love."

The panda looked at the little black ball curiously, and sniffed it: "Well, it's not delicious."

"This is not food, but medicine for wounds, and it can heal wounds after eating. Do you know that good medicine tastes bitter?"

"Can it be painless?"

"Correct."

So the panda opened its mouth and ate it. The young lady in white was rubbing medicine on herself. She really didn't lie to herself, the wound really didn't hurt anymore: "It really doesn't hurt anymore, thank you."

Seeing that the time was almost up, Mingli urged hesitantly: "Junior Sister, let's go after that monster first, it's inconvenient to stay here."

"Let's stay a little longer, and I don't think he is an ordinary demon, maybe someone's pet has lost it. Little Panda, who is your master?"

"Master? I don't have a master, but I have a daddy." When daddy is mentioned, the panda is very happy.

"Oh? Then who is your father?"

"Daddy...it's a deer, a beautiful, colorful deer. Daddy is the prettiest."

... The two senior brothers and sisters are dumbfounded, are you sure a deer can give birth to a guy like you? ? "How could a deer give birth to you?" Ming Li couldn't help being surprised, "Are you lying to us!"

"Pandas don't lie, so pandas can't lie." Panda got angry, "Ducks can give birth to pandas, why can't daddy?"

What ducks give birth to pandas?Are you born of a deer or a duck?Or, is your dad a duck, a deer, or a cute black and white like you? ?Mingxin suppressed the doubts in his heart: "Did you get lost with your father?"

With teary eyes, the panda grabbed the little sister's hand and acted coquettishly: "Daddy was angry with me, and then I came out, but now I can't find my way home, so sad."

Who can bear the crying of such a cute little guy, Mingxin softened all of a sudden: "Don't cry, don't cry, tell me where is your home? I'll take you home."

"Junior Sister, where do we have time to send him home, don't forget that the trial time is coming to an end, we need to catch the monster and bring him back to the Lingyin Sect as soon as possible."

Ming Xin became impatient, and pouted her thin lips: "Oh, brother, you are so annoying, we will take control of the sword, and it won't take long. Besides, the cat demon is cunning, and we lost it in the first place. Where can we find it? Catch it!" Daddy won't say anything about us if we don't get to the cat demon." Ming Xin is the daughter of the Fourth Elder, and she was always pampered at the mountain gate, so she wouldn't worry about that.

Pandas can’t control that much anymore. Pandas like whoever is good to pandas. They looked at the little sister expectantly: “Miss sister, my home is in Miluo Mountain. My father is waiting for me in Miluo Mountain. Can you take me home? ? Please please."

Miluo Mountain? ! !Ming Xin Mingli thought he heard it wrong, and asked again, and it was indeed Miluo Mountain.I heard that Miluo Mountain is guarded by the god of the underworld. For nearly a thousand years, no one dared to approach Miluo Mountain.Although the God of Hades failed in the battle thousands of years ago, he is a god after all, and even the other ten gods were seriously injured, let alone ordinary monks like them.

But this panda doesn't seem to be lying, if it is really Miluo Mountain, then isn't his father the god of the underworld?But?Is Hades a strange creature like a panda or a deer?Alas, forgive the information in the world, ordinary people don't know much about the real body of Hades.

Then here comes the problem.

deliver?Still do not send.

First of all, let’s not talk about other things. Although the god of the underworld is very vicious and feared by everyone, he is a god after all, and his status is evident. Moreover, according to what the panda said, the god of the underworld loves this pet very much. If he can send it back to Miluo Shan, maybe the Lingyin sect will be able to get the protection of the god of the underworld in the future?

In the end, the two discussed for a long time and decided to send it off.Yujian flew, and arrived at the foot of Miluo Mountain in a quarter of an hour.They dare not enter Miluo Mountain. The gods never like outsiders disturbing their territory. If they get angry, they may die here.At that time, I am afraid that the gods will say that the Lingyin sect is not ignorant of the rules.

So the two stayed at the foot of Miluo Mountain, watching the panda go in.Mingxin talked to Panda at the foot of the mountain, and then watched Panda leave. If he saw the god of the underworld, he would come and let them know, so they could rest assured and return to Lingyin Sect.

Well, by the way, it would be nice to meet the god of the underworld.

The familiar Miluo Mountain, the familiar path, across the bamboo forest, the panda kept walking. Although he was dirty, his father might dislike him. Although the bamboo looked delicious, he just didn’t stop and walked happily. sinkhole run.

"Daddy, Daddy, the panda is back!

Daddy Daddy!

Daddy?

Daddy, the panda is wrong, don't be angry Daddy. "The panda's little head turned around in the small nest, and then circled around the small mat several times. His father disappeared, and then he turned around the outside of the nest again. His father disappeared, and he circled the tiankeng. , went around in a circle.

"Daddy?"

The panda was so tired looking, he climbed up the small cave with all his strength, and looked at the dawn light alone: ​​"Daddy..."

The panda's chest is congested, um, I ate too much bamboo just now and my chest is congested, it's so uncomfortable.He squatted there, just sitting there quietly, looking around with his little head.Daddy...

The panda cried, crying more sadly than not being able to eat bamboo, just sitting there alone, crying sadly alone.Dad doesn't want me anymore, the zoo is gone, mom and dad are gone, the breeder aunt is gone, you don't want pandas anymore.

Why not pandas, pandas are so cute, pandas can be cute.

Don't want me.

Pandas will be very obedient, jumping through hoops is fine, pandas will not be misbehaving.

Don't leave me, okay?

daddy

The panda fell asleep in the zoo, and when he woke up, he saw a completely strange place.He seemed to understand, and now, as if he understood something, the panda became a lonely panda.

Why, leave me behind.

The panda was crying, crying almost to death.

daddy

daddy