The pet snake's escape plan

Big ticket?

Brother, why can you say such a thing as a jailbreak so legitimately and grandly?

I looked at him suspiciously, and asked, "You used to...couldn't you be abandoned by the original owner because you escaped from prison?"

He seemed very displeased when I said this to him, and flicked his tail: "Of course not. The former owner was good at shoveling shit, but unfortunately he found a girlfriend to marry later. His girlfriend was afraid of snakes, so he had to sell me. "

"That's a really sad story."

I sympathized with him deeply, but he seemed very disdainful: "Don't be complacent. When your shit-shoveling officer finds true love in the future, he may also abandon you."

"That's impossible," I immediately refuted him, "I said shit, if there is a disagreement between love and us, he will definitely choose us."

"You can also believe the sweet words of human beings," Hei Wang patted my head with his tail, and said earnestly, "People are fickle. Weren't you still his only favorite in the past? Look now. He is not far away. I took it back, and I haven’t played for two months, so I’m not interested anymore?”

I didn't answer.What he said is good, but I still trust my shit shoveler from the bottom of my heart. After all, I was hatched into a snake in his house and then fed by him, so I have feelings no matter what.

The black king didn't continue to hit me, stretched himself, and crawled to the side to rest.

In the afternoon, the poop shoveler brought back the puppet and golden retriever.

I was upset when I saw that puppet. As soon as it entered the house, it began to meow and purr, as if it was afraid that others would not know that it could make sounds.

In contrast, the golden retriever is lovable. Not only will it not bark casually, but it will also buy breakfast for those who shovel shit.Really, don't believe it, I think the reason why the shit shoveler is so eager to bring the golden retriever back is that he hasn't eaten breakfast for almost two months.

This guy who shovels shit, besides liking the new and disliking the old, has another fatal flaw: laziness.He is really lazy, and he would rather not eat that kind of breakfast without a golden retriever to help him buy breakfast.He would write a note the night before, wrap up the change and put it next to the bed, and the next morning the golden retriever would leave the dog hole with the note and money in its mouth, run to the breakfast kiosk in the community, and hand the note to the boss , Come back with breakfast in your mouth.

...You ask me how a snake that stays at home knows this?Shit shovel is bragging, whenever someone mentions his golden retriever, he will brag that the golden retriever will buy him breakfast. I have heard it no less than [-] times, and I can recite it backwards.

Compared with the golden retriever, that puppet has no other specialties except cuteness and luxury. It sticks to the shit shoveler all day long. When the season changes, the cat’s hair falls out, and when the shit shovel feeds me, it can float away. Snake nests are everywhere.

There is only one thing it does that is more to my liking, and that is not to grab food from me.

Because I just ate during the day and needed a good digestion and rest, so I and the black king's escape plan was postponed until the next day's night.

With the curiosity and desire to explore the outside world, I am already eager to try.

But I always feel that something is wrong. At first I wanted to escape from prison, obviously to avoid the black king, right?How did it become now... Escape from prison with him?

The black king lifted the lid skillfully, and I climbed out of the box first, landed on the table, and then climbed to the ground along the legs of the table.

Everything went very smoothly, but when I climbed halfway on the table legs and was about to reach the ground, I suddenly smelled some disgusting smell, and then the source of the smell was getting closer and closer, and there was a soft smell. Something touched my snake's head.

... This damned cat, who stayed up most of the night, came to disturb the snake again.

The puppet stepped on me lightly with the pads on the soles of its feet, rubbed its furry head against my body, and even stuck out its tongue to lick me.The spines on its tongue rubbed against my scales, making an uncomfortable scratching sound.

go away, go away!Can you lick it after you see it clearly?I am not your master, I am a snake!Can't you tell the difference between a snake and a human?

I opened my mouth and breathed at it, trying to scare it away, but it ignored my bluff and thought I was playing with it instead.It kept teasing me with its paws, which disturbed me, and I crawled to the ground against its harassment, and then it stepped on my tail with another paw.

I want to cry, but I have to know that compared to the speed of reaction, we snakes can't beat cats no matter what.I was pushed back and forth by it, and my belly was almost turned upside down by it. At this moment, I felt the signal from the black king: Forget it, come back.

Alas, I can't beat it even if I don't count it, I may not be able to beat it even if I join forces with the black king.Fortunately, it is familiar with our smell and knows that we are not enemies. At best, it just plays with its claws and will not really bite.Otherwise, my little life would have been in its claws long ago.

I had no choice but to climb back on the table along the legs. The puppet will not easily get on the table when the shit shoveler is away, so the table is still safe for the time being.

It squatted down and watched me climb up, meowed softly, and began to lick its paws.Because of the language barrier, I don't understand what it's talking about.

Panting, I climbed back to the table, looked down with the black king, saw the puppet lingering in place for a while, and left the room with graceful catwalks.

"Still trying?" Black King asked me.

I also tried wool, I was almost played to death by a cat, and I escaped from prison.

Hei Wang and I went back to the snake's lair and went to sleep separately, just as if nothing happened tonight.

Heaven knows, Earth knows, you know me, and the puppet knows.

The one hundred and third jailbreak failed.