The pet snake's escape plan

The black king who doesn't want a snake face is just begging for nothing to live in my house. The most important thing is that he has a shit shovel to back him up.

Although he abided by the agreement and didn't rape me again, but the feeling of cohabiting with other snakes is really uncomfortable, especially the black king who may eat me at any time.

Why is my life so miserable?I just want to be a handsome man in peace, and I don't want to spend my snake life with the blind Hei Wang.

On the third day after living together, the shit shovel officer finally remembered to feed us.

"Hello? Let me say, when are you going to return my golden retriever and puppet to me? You have been detaining them forcibly for almost two months, should you have had enough?"

The excrement shovel was on the phone while absently fiddling with the mouse cage.Oh, I forgot to introduce, in addition to reptiles, there are also two normal pets in the house of Shovel Shit, a cat and a dog, a puppet and a golden retriever.

More than a month ago, the shit-shoveling contacted someone and ordered a perfect-looking black king—the one beside me who was eyeing me like a tiger—and drove a long distance to pick him up.Because I was afraid that I would go out for too long and the cat and dog would not be taken care of, so I sent them to a friend's house for foster care.

As it turned out, his friend liked cats and dogs even more than him, and he never returned it after taking it, and it has been wasted to this day.

Shit shovel, I have explained it to you in a friendly way, can you throw the food in first and then continue talking about your rag doll and golden retriever?

However, he couldn't receive the noble chemical signal of our snake, and he was still teasing the squeaking little white mouse in the cage: "I don't care, you return me quickly, if you want to raise me, I will give you two, give you two Just do."

I anxiously crawled back and forth against the edge of the box, salivating at the squeaks.The last time I was fucked by the black king all night, it consumed too much of my physical strength, and I haven't been replenished until now.

...What do you mean you are not tired? ...I'm tired, okay?

"Oh... I don't want to raise it. If I don't want to raise it, why are you detaining my puppet.... It sticks to you? Are you talking nonsense, it sticks to everyone! Not only people, but even my snakes. !"

Sigh, I totally agree with this statement, that puppet is too clingy...to the snake, I don't know how many times I have escaped from prison and ended up in its hands.

"Okay, okay, I'll pick it up in the afternoon. Well, bye."

The shit shoveler finally hung up the phone, whistled twice, opened the cage, grabbed two squeaky tails and threw them into my house, then closed the box and left.

... Shit shovel, you have changed, you were not like this before, you used to leave when you saw me finish eating!

Tell me, am I still your favorite little corn?

I feel tired for a while.Hei Wang was also attracted by the smell of food, crawled over to look at Zhizhi, and then at me.

I was completely stunned by him, and I thought he was threatening me not to grab food from him, right?So I took a step back: "Boss, you go first."

As a result, he also took a step back: "You go first."

"Come on, you go first."

"If you say you go first, you go first."

"No, you go first."

"You first."

"...Day, your mother, let me go first!"

I was pissed off by him, I have never seen such an ignorant snake, I wonder when I was so aggrieved before!Seeing that we had been standing still, the two Zhizhi got up in the box recklessly, and even stepped on my tail.

How can I bear something reckless in my house, it's fine if the black king can't beat it like this, anyone who can beat it will show no mercy!

I swooped, and as soon as I bit the squeak, I started to tangle wildly.The black king's ignorant thing said sarcastic words again: "You bit the wrong way, that's the butt."

...Fuck you, I just like to bite my ass, can you control me!

In line with the nature of our snakes not to let go, I did not let go of the food at my fingertips because of the wrong place.Just kidding, if you were in the wild, you might run away if you let go, but no one will give you the opportunity again and again, no matter if you bite the head or the butt, as long as you can hang yourself, everything is fine.

The Black King also launched an attack on another scurrying Zhizhi, accurately biting its neck, and began to entangle it fatally.Zhizhi only let out a near-death scream, and after a while, it was like taking a leg-stretching pill, and he died.

The black king's strangulation over there is over, but here I... I'm really sorry to embarrass the shit shovel, because what I bit was the butt, and my body only tightened Zhizhi's stomach, causing its two front paws to remain It fluttered wildly, and even wanted to bite me with its rat teeth.

"Want to help?" Black King asked me, momentarily letting go of his motionless prey.

"Go away, go as far as you can."

After finally finishing eating, Black King yawned lazily and stretched his body on the mat.

What?Zhizhi is so cute, why do you want to eat Zhizhi? ...It is cute or I am cute, you say, you say.

With a flick of my tail, the black king swiped the tail in front of me, and warned him not to push too far.In the end, he didn't take it seriously: "Old husband and wife, don't care about such small things."

I can fuck you, who is your old husband and wife?We've only been living together for three days and we're married?Can you have some face!

"I'd like to ask you something, that golden retriever who shovels shit... how's his temper?" He changed the subject, as if chatting with me about digestion after dinner.

I looked at him suspiciously, but I couldn't tell that he was so dark and gossipy: "It's pretty good, it's better than puppet tricks."

"That's good, I haven't ridden a dog yet."

... Big brother, do you know what you are talking about?Be careful with your words!

"Riding a dog, how can you escape from prison without riding a dog? Is your jailbreak limited to going from the toilet to the kitchen?"

I... To be honest, my jailbreak... the first step is to leave this table, the second step is to leave this room, as for the others... I really haven't thought about it.

"No pursuit." He spat out the letter, "I'll take you to do something big when I find time."