The pet snake's escape plan

When the man saw his snake dead, he was about to get angry, but the shit shovel officer was even more angry than him. He rushed up to him, grabbed his collar and cursed: "Are you out of your mind?! In the residential building Raising poisonous snakes, have you considered others!"

"No...Zhuyeqing can't bite people to death, okay?" The man's arrogance has weakened a little, and he is still trying to argue.

The excrement shovel snorted coldly, and pointed back: "Zhuyeqing can't be bitten to death, and neither can the King of Spectacles? Do you think I'm blind? Do you have a license to raise King of Spectacles here? You snake crawled out and bit people to death. Are you responsible?!"

I followed his pointing direction, and sure enough, I saw a king cobra at least two meters long in the snake box next to Zhuyeqing, looking out through the glass.

The shit shoveler became more and more excited as he talked, and immediately took out his phone.The man turned pale with fright, and pressed his hand desperately: "Brother, brother! We have something to talk about, don't call the police!"

"Have something to say? I have nothing to say to a person like you!" He shook off the other party's hand, "What did I tell you that day? I was afraid that my snake would crawl into your house, so let me go in and take a look at you." No, it’s because you have a poisonous snake! You know it’s my snake, not only didn’t you tell me to take it back, but also let it kill each other? Your snake is a snake, and other people’s snakes are not snakes. ?Your heart is as annoying as your poisonous snake!"

The man also lowered his face: "Have you scolded enough? I have raised them for two or three years, and they have never escaped from prison! But you, a broken snake, sneaked into my house, stole my rats, and even hanged my rats!" Zhuyeqing! To tell you the truth, if I hadn’t been drunk and threw the wrong box, you would have been eaten by my eye king long ago!”

I looked at Hei Wang, although he was exhausted, there was no sign of poisoning.I asked him: "Why can you kill Zhuyeqing but be eaten by King Eye?"

The black king was silent for a while, and then said: "I'm not immune to all snake venoms. I'm not afraid of Zhuyeqing, but the eye king's is not. It is much bigger than me. If I can't hang it, I will be bitten by it. Will definitely die."

Hearing what he said, I couldn't help being afraid. If the man hadn't thrown the wrong box, wouldn't it be the black king's body in front of me now?

I shivered and moved my body close to him, letting him rest against me.

The excrement shoveler is still arguing with the man: "How dare you say that? It seems that I should not only call the police, but also let the whole building know that you keep poisonous snakes!"

As he said that, he was about to walk out the door, but the man's attitude became soft again, and he grabbed his arm: "Don't! Brother, I was wrong! As long as you don't tell me about my poisonous snake, you can ask me to do whatever you want ! If your snake dies, I will pay you one, and I will pay you ten!"

"Go away!" The excrement shoveler didn't appreciate it at all. At this moment, a dog barked outside, besides the golden retriever, there was also a fox dog who looked familiar.The woman living opposite was also awakened, and was led by her dog all the way to see the king of glasses. The man was immediately pinched by the two, and finally shouted:

"Enough! I'm moving out, I'm moving out the head office! Don't call the police! I just beg you not to call the police!"

I was sent back to my mansion by the shit-shoveling officer, and restlessly rested my head on the edge of the box, watching him press the black king on the table and gently wipe his wound.

The black king didn't struggle much, he just spit out the letter weakly, reluctant to move.

The excrement shovel kept tapping his head with his fingers, and sighed: "You, you, you taught my corn to escape from prison in only two months, now you're all right? You got bitten, are you honest?"

The Black King shook the tip of his tail, then put it down again.

Of course I know that it was not bitten by Zhuyeqing to be honest, but kicked by a man.The shit-shoveling officer put him back in his nest—although he had been living with me before, his original nest was still there—I saw that he was let in, and I was immediately unhappy, and I climbed out of the box to find him .

A finger that shoveled shit hooked me back again: "What's the matter, he was honest just now, and you are dishonest again?"

I shook my tail in dissatisfaction, and crawled again, and he hooked me back again.This time I didn't give him face, I bit his fingertips.

Shit Shovel Officer: "..."

To be honest, this is the first time I have bitten him in three years. Of course, I just bit him lightly, and let it go quickly, leaving some pale tooth marks on his fingertips, which disappeared as soon as he rubbed it.

He was stunned, and I coaxed back again. Probably none of us thought that the first time I bit him was because he refused to put the black king with me.

He smiled wryly and shook his head: "Okay, okay, go out and you still have a temper. You snake is really healed, and your scars are so healed that you forgot the pain. Before, you were blown ass by the black king, and now you are facing him like this?"

This……

The shit shovel carefully put the black king back into my box, the black king curled up to rest, and I rubbed against him.The shit shovel tapped my head again, and asked me, "Do you dare to escape from prison in the future, huh?"

I dare not, I dare not die, even if you force me to escape from prison, I will not dare.

He turned to scratch my belly with his nails: "Speaking of, when will you shed your skin? Hurry up and let me shed your filth, it's so ugly. It's a good white snake, what will you do to it?"

I looked at him with aggrieved eyes, he actually despises me for being dirty, he really isn't the shit shovel officer who loves me!

He suddenly yawned, with a deeply tired expression on his face, he touched me and Hei Wang, and finally closed the lid of the box: "Sleep, be obedient."

The table lamp at the corner of the table was turned off, and the world sank into a peaceful darkness again.