The pet snake's escape plan

My life with the black king is back on track.

After such a prison break, both of us have become honest, and we also know that the outside world is not as fun as we imagined.

After returning home for a week, Black King spent most of his time resting quietly. Fortunately, Zhuyeqing's poison did not threaten him, and the kicked feet did not cause any fatal injuries.

People say that king snake skin is solid, and now I believe it.

He had had enough rest, and became active again. Seeing that he was fine, the poop shoveler was ready to feed him, and dangled the little white mouse's tail in front of his eyes.

The little white mouse was pinched and squealed loudly, scratching with its little claws, and the black king stared at it, spitting snake letters, and crawled away very proudly, indifferent.

The excrement shoveler let out a "hey" and brought the mouse in front of him again. This time, the black king shrank his neck and simply curled up in place.

I looked at the dejected face of the shit shovel officer, and I couldn't bear to tell him the truth. It's not that the black king doesn't want to eat it, but he's too lazy to kill it. If you feed him a dead mouse, he will definitely eat it.

——This guy has become very lazy since he was injured. He doesn't even want to crawl over to drink water himself. He has to push the water bowl in front of him.He even asked more excessively once: "You feed me."

I:? ? ? ?

I was stupid at the time, and I really went to feed him. I put saliva in my mouth and sent it to his lips, and he opened his mouth to suck it away from me, and licked me with his tongue along the way.

After licking, he said, "Actually, I was teasing you."

... I resolutely ignored him for two hours.

But who told me to be a kind-hearted corn, I couldn't bear to see the black king refuse to eat because of laziness.He bowed his body and bit at Zhizhipu, but this time he didn't bite too far, and hit the head accurately, and was quickly entangled to death.

Perfect, impressed by his own wit.

"No... I mean you, I gave it to the Black King, what are you doing here? Didn't you just eat it yesterday?" The shit shoveler tried to free the rat from my mouth, but I refused to give it back. He, the rat that was twisted by his ability, why should he give it back to you?And you stupid human being, how do you know that I want to eat it by myself?

After confirming that the mouse was dead, I let go of my body, spit it out in front of the black king, and turned the side of my head to him specially.

The shit shovel officer's expression suddenly became very exciting, and he pointed at me "you" for a long time: "Are you making a mistake! Two snakes also want to show affection?!"

Hei Wang was really willing to eat this time, he was eating, I crawled to the side to drink water, after drinking two sips, I couldn't resist crawling into the water bowl and soaked my body in it.

The excrement shovel is urging me to shed my skin, so I will satisfy him for a while. I have been blindfolded two days ago, and now it is clear again. I guess I can take off this dirty skin in a few days.

In the past few days, the weather has been hot and dry, the humidity is a bit low, and my body feels tight, so soak in water to feel comfortable.

The black king had already swallowed the rat's tail, and asked me: "You soaked it, how can I drink it?"

"Drink with your mouth," I said, "If you love me, drink my bathwater."