The pet snake's escape plan

The process of moulting is very hard, but the result is gratifying. I shed my old skin and I am a lovely white snowstorm again.

...Wait, I'm a male snake, shouldn't I use these two words to describe myself?

The excrement shovel officer picked up the dirty snake slough, clicked his tongue twice, and said with disgust: "It's so dirty, I'm embarrassed to collect it for you."

I hummed dissatisfied in my heart and flicked the tip of my tail.In fact, the black king is not much cleaner than me, but he is a black snake, so you can't tell it.

The excrement shovel threw the snake slough into the trash can, and said to himself: "How dirty is that house downstairs? You have been so dirty for less than half a month. I almost didn't recognize you that day. "

I'm not ashamed to tear him apart. In fact, the bottom of the cabinet in your house is also dirty. Now you see that the ground is clean, but it's just an illusion created for you by the large golden retriever cleaner and the puppet dust collector.

He reached into the box and hooked his fingers at me: "Come here."

I climbed onto his hand very obediently, and then climbed in a straight line along the arm, around his neck, turned on his other arm, and finally stopped at his fingertips.

To be reasonable, there are not many snakes who can play like this, at least I am the only one in the family who shovels shit.What do you mean black king?He won't be obedient and obedient. If he doesn't bite, he's showing mercy.

He put his hands in front of me, and put his lips close to me: "Come on, give Dad a kiss, mua~"

If you remove the word "father", I'd love to kiss you.I remember the last time he took the black king and wanted to kiss him desperately, but he bit his nose in the end.

Let me see, it looks like there are still some scars.

I really admire his death-defying spirit, no, just as he left a hot flash on my head, I heard a "ha" from the Black King.When I turned my head, I saw him crawling on the edge of the box, with his neck straight and his mouth open.

Alas, shit shoveler, I advise you not to touch him within three days, or he might bite through your rubber gloves.

The shit shovel officer continued to play with me in his hands with the mentality of fighting to the death.In fact, I still like to play with him. It feels very comfortable to be touched by him... Of course not all snakes are like me. For those who are irritable like the black king, you'd better not touch him.

He touched me enough and put me back into the box. The black king jumped up and wanted to bite him. Fortunately, he dodged quickly, otherwise there would be more blood holes in his hands.

"Really, your vinegar jar has been overturned?" The excrement shoveler muttered while closing the lid.

Hei Wang immediately climbed up on me, rubbed my body, rubbed my forehead repeatedly with his head, trying to cover up the smell of a shit shoveler on my body.

I didn't move, I flattened my body and let him rub it. Anyway, it was useless for me to hide. The box is only so big, and he can always catch me.

"I've drank your bath water, so can't you refuse the shit shovel officer for me?" He suddenly asked me.

……What is the logic?Is there any connection between the two?

He wrapped his tail around mine, and I almost thought he was going to be pussy again, but he just wrapped it around and then let go: "I'm very upset to see you acting cute to him."

Acting cute?Isn't cuteness the basic quality of a pet snake?

"You are not allowed to show cuteness to him in the future."

I want to cry but have no tears. Our corn is a cute snake, and it is not as domineering as your king snake. It is not easy to think about being cute.

He added: "Or next time he wants you to do it, I'll be with you. In short, you are not allowed to be alone with him."

I said big brother, you also go to get started, do you really want to bite him?

And is it really okay for you to be like this? How can you say that the shit shoveler bought you back at a high price? If you treat him like this, won't your snake heart hurt?