The pet snake's escape plan

A new resident came downstairs.

After the big brother who kept the poisonous snake moved out, the house was re-occupied not long after it was vacant, and the house was refurbished for half a month, and it finally calmed down these few days.

The excrement shoveler seemed to be somewhat interested in the new residents. Every time he went out for a walk with the dog, he couldn't help but take a look at it, but unfortunately he never saw the real owner.

Yes, that's right, now the excrement shoveler actually goes out to walk the dog, not only the dog, but also the snake.

The hottest period of summer has passed, and the weather at the end of August is bearable, with a slight cool breeze in the morning.On this day, the excrement shoveler led the golden retriever out for a walk and bought some breakfast. Hei Wang and I each lay on his shoulders, hooking his arms with our tails.

Where did his idea of ​​walking a snake come from? I can't tell. I guess he didn't want us to escape again, so he took us out for a walk and took a look at the outside world. Let us see enough. , just take it easy.

In fact, he thinks a little too much. Hei Wang and I are currently in each other's hearts, and are not very interested in the outside world.But it's good to go out for a walk once in a while and get some fresh air.

The excrement shoveler led the golden retriever, hummed a little song and walked down the stairs. When he reached the first floor, he waited for a while. The owner of the white fox dog also came out with the dog and greeted him: "Good morning."

"Morning." The shit-shoveling officer smiled back and looked behind her, "Is your husband not together today?"

"No, he stayed up late last night and worked overtime, let him sleep more." The woman said, reaching out to touch my head lightly, "Xiaobai is also very good today."

I immediately spit out my pink letter to her, pretending to be cute, proving that I am really good.

The two were chatting and laughing when the door across the door opened suddenly. A young man came out. Because he lowered his head, he first saw the golden retriever and the Spitz and exclaimed, "Oh, so many dogs!"

He looked up again, saw the shit shovel officer, and then me and the black king, obviously startled.The excrement shovel officer quickly explained: "Pet snakes are not poisonous and don't bite people."

During this period of time, he took us out and explained to every resident who saw us, which changed many people's views on snakes. Curious children would come to touch us, and then tell adults that they are really no Bite.

The young man smiled immediately: "I know, I have raised it before, but unfortunately I have no experience, so I died."

He showed a regretful expression, and muttered to himself: "It must take a lot of hard work to raise it to such a big age."

The excrement shoveler didn't answer, he just touched my scales.The man suddenly smiled again: "I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Ji Chenzhou, we will be neighbors from now on, please take care of me."

"Ah..." The excrement shovel officer shook hands with him, "Hello, Chu Lan."

Ji Chenzhou also greeted the hostess at the opposite door, rubbed his head, and looked very guilty: "Sorry, the renovation disturbed you before... Are you going to walk the dog? How about we chat while walking?"

The three of them walked out of the corridor, and the shit-shoveling officer waved at him: "It's okay, it's okay, the house above us has been renovating for three months in the first half of the year, and the noise made me dizzy. You've only been around for ten days. count."

The woman also nodded: "I don't think it's too noisy. Anyway, you don't start work early in the morning. My husband and I can still sleep late."

Ji Chenzhou laughed loudly: "That's good, that's good. I'm afraid that someone will knock on my door these days and tell me to disturb the people."

The three of them walked for a while, and the woman suddenly said, "Hey, my husband has to go to work soon, I have to buy breakfast and go back, so I'll leave first, you two take your time talking."

The two said goodbye to her, and she led the fox dog away, and it barked twice at the golden retriever as if reluctant to part with it.The excrement shoveler said again: "By the way, that house used to raise snakes. You didn't see poisonous snakes when you were renovating, did you?"

Ji Chenzhou thought for a while and said, "No...is that why he moved away?"

The shit-shoveling officer curled his lips: "I knew he wouldn't tell you the truth, he might not be a good person if he could raise king cobras in a residential building." He briefly described his past holiday with that family, and said , "I'm just reminding you, it's nothing else, if there are poisonous snakes in the house...it's really not a joke."

Ji Chenzhou frowned, and showed his face again: "Thank you, the house was emptied during the renovation before, and there are indeed no snakes."

"That's good."

The golden retriever followed quietly at his feet, showing no hostility towards strangers.Ji Chenzhou saw the black king lying on the shoulder of the excrement shovel officer, and his eyes showed some pity: "What a poor boy...can I touch it?"

The excrement shovel officer was startled: "It... has a bad temper, if you are not afraid of being bitten..."

Ji Chenzhou didn't finish listening to the second part of his words, and already stretched out his hand to touch the black king, but the black king didn't open his mouth to bite people uncharacteristically, but stayed quietly, and he touched it several times.

"Isn't this very cute?"

The shit shovel officer's expression suddenly became very strange, and then the behavior of the black king was even more strange. He actually leaned out and climbed onto Ji Chenzhou's arm along with Ji Chenzhou's hand.

Ji Chenzhou looked very surprised: "It seems to like me very much."

The black king had already climbed onto his shoulders, and got down without anyone's permission.I communicated with him in snake language: "What are you doing?"

"My intuition tells me," Hei Wang spit out the letter, "the sex life of the shit-shoveler is coming, so I'm helping him get a good impression of his future boyfriend."

"...Is it really okay for you to be like this?" I said, "What if someone has a family?"

"My sense of smell told me he didn't smell of anyone else, so he must be living alone."

The excrement shovel officer saw that the black king approached Ji Chenzhou actively, his expression was as if he had eaten a mouthful of shit, I guess he must be scolding the black king for eating inside and outside, but he couldn't show it on his face, still smiling: "Do you like snakes too? "

"Yeah," Ji Chenzhou sighed, "It's a pity that I raised that little snake to death before, after all, it's a life... I haven't raised a snake since then."

He didn't wait for the excrement shoveler to answer, he looked at the golden retriever again, and said with a smile, "I like dogs too, but my family doesn't allow them. Now I'm moving out and I'm going to buy one."

"You live by yourself?"

Ji Chenzhou nodded: "What about you?"

"me too."

"That's a coincidence," the man seemed to love to laugh, and he laughed again, "It's been a few days since I moved here, and when I saw couples coming and going in the neighborhood, I thought everyone was a couple. Upstairs - which floor do you live on?"

"It's just above you, I can hear you knocking on the ceiling." The shit shovel officer blinked, "You are welcome to drop by anytime."

Ji Chenzhou laughed: "Okay, then I'd rather be respectful than obedient."

Two men are chatting, and two male snakes are also communicating.I asked Black King again: "Do you think they have a play?"

"With my intuition as a snake," he seems to like to say "intuition" today, "I think there is a play."

I looked up at the shit-shoveling officer, he seemed to have forgotten about the black king's messing around, and when he talked about the topic of snakes, he was elated, and Ji Chenzhou was able to handle it with ease, without showing any embarrassment at all.The two talked while walking. When they passed the breakfast booth, the excrement shoveler suddenly stopped and asked, "Have you had breakfast yet?"

"No, do you want to eat?"

"I want to eat." The excrement shovel officer shook the dog leash and shrugged again, "They are all full, but I am still hungry."

Ji Chenzhou touched his trouser pocket: "Ah... forgot to bring money."

"I invite you." He said and handed the dog leash to the other party, "Help me hold it—what do you eat?"

"Just like you."

The shit shovel officer smiled, and went to the window to buy breakfast.And Ji Chenzhou knelt down and stroked the golden retriever's head, and the golden retriever licked his hand obediently.

Golden Retriever is also something that eats inside and out.I speak for the shit shovel officer.

The two sat on the bench under the tree to have breakfast, the golden retriever was lying next to it and basking in the sun, and the black king and I crawled on top of them.

The black king suddenly approached me and whispered something to me, so while we were crawling, we pretended to unintentionally make a heart shape with our bodies.

Ji Chenzhou saw the heart first, laughed out loud, and gently traced it with his fingers: "Your snake is really interesting."

"Interesting?" The shit shovel officer snorted, grabbed both of our tails and stuffed them into the heart shape, forcing us to tie the knot again. "You will know if it's interesting or not after raising it."

"I still think it will be very interesting." Ji Chenzhou helped us untie the knot again, "Are there... a lot of snakes in your house?"

"It's not too many, there are six in total, and one of them is its mother." He pointed at me, "There are also some lizards and turtles, mainly cats and dogs, so I don't have time to raise too many."

There are cats and dogs and I didn't see how diligent you are, so I said you were lazy.I complained silently.

Ji Chenzhou nodded, chatted a few more words, and put the black king back on the excrement shovel officer: "I still have something to do today, so I will definitely go to your house some other day."

The two stood up and parted. The excrement shoveler led back the dog leash, and heard Ji Chenzhou shouting behind him: "Remember to come to breakfast tomorrow! I invite you!"

"it is good!"

I looked at the black king and sighed in my heart at the same time, belatedly realizing...

If the shit-shoveling officer really fell in love, wouldn't we be falling out of favor?