The pet snake's escape plan

The shit shoveler bought a snake again! !

He bought snakes behind my back again!The last time he bought Heiwang was secretly, and today he is unpacking the express box again!

unacceptable!It's not enough to have six snakes, I have to have a little emotion!

Hei Wang and I slipped out of the villa and swayed back and forth on the table.Now the shit shovel officer has tacitly allowed us to climb on the table, but only on the table. If we go down, he will still fish us back.

"Go away, go away, I'm recording a video, don't make trouble." While unpacking the courier, he yelled at me to leave.

I don't, I don't!Not only do I not leave, I also want to be on camera!

I deliberately stood in front of the camera and spit on it.Everyone give comments, am I cute or not?Am I cute or not?I'm so cute, the shit shoveler actually wants to buy a new snake, isn't he too much!

"Go away, you." The excrement shovel officer took me aside and threw me on the black king, "Go and make love with your husband, don't block my camera."

I flicked my tail in dissatisfaction, and still looked at him, very curious about what kind of snake could get into the shit shovel officer's eyes again this time.He has been raising snakes for so many years, and has already experienced countless things. If it is not a snake that is particularly suitable for him, he will not buy it.

He had already opened the express box, took the small transparent round box inside to the table, carefully opened the lid, and immediately a curious little head poked out from the shock-absorbing shredded paper.

"It's quite lively." The excrement shovel officer held the little snake with his fingers and picked him up into the prepared breeding box.I could already see the new kid, with buff scales and several straight brown stripes running perfectly from the top of the head, the side of the head, to the tail.Because it is too small, its body is still slightly pink, and its eyes are also orange-red. It can be said to be a very beautiful snake.

What's the name of this variety... I think, butter straight line?Should be right.The shit shoveler seems to have an extraordinary love for pure colors and straight lines. In addition to the new Mavericks, there is also a sub-cheng flame straight line at home, which is so red that it is so charming.One is pink and tender salmon, and the other is my mother—a noble and glamorous blizzard.

So my character may follow my father who I have never met.

The last one is neither a straight line nor a solid color, but it is the most expensive in the family, an albino red palm.

Seriously though, every time I see that palm, I want to pick the red dots off her body one by one.It really killed the obsessive-compulsive disorder snake.

Six of the seven snakes are corn, and the black king is a different kind among them.At this moment, he yawned lazily, staring at the little butter: "It's cute, I want to eat it."

I couldn't help shivering, and quickly said: "Put your thoughts away, if you eat him, the shit shoveler will definitely kill you."

Reasonably speaking, six pieces of corn can't beat a black king. If we are all mixed together, it is estimated that the black king will eat all the scum in the end.Except me of course.

The Black King wagged his tail lazily again.The excrement shovel officer suddenly fished me over, hooked a small butter and said to me: "Come, come, take a look, your son."

...?

Did you take the wrong medicine, do you think black+white=yellow, or male+male can have children?

"Look," he patted my head again, "I know that you are the smartest among the snakes, remember to take good care of your son, and don't let the black king have any thoughts about him."

It would be useful to say that I am smart, but to manage the black king well... the concubine can't do it.

I stared at the little butter, and the little butter stared at me. We alternately spitting letters, familiar with each other's smell.

He's so small...not as thick as a shit shoveler's finger.I could eat him in one bite...

"Shen Zhou, Ji Chenzhou?" The excrement shoveler suddenly started to shout, "Shen Zhou, are you alright?"

No one answered.

"Thousands of sails pass by the side of the sinking boat?"

Still no answer.

"Wan Muchun in front of the sick tree?"

"Here we come." Ji Chenzhou finally appeared, wiping his wet hair with a towel, with a helpless expression, "Can you stop reciting poems when you call my name?"

The shit shovel officer hooked his fingers at him: "Come here quickly."

"Has the express delivery arrived?" Ji Chenzhou leaned forward, saw the little butter at a glance, and reached out to touch him, "It's so beautiful."

The excrement shovel officer slapped his hand away: "Don't touch it, be careful to scare it." Take the lid to cover the snake box, press it with a dictionary, and slowly push it aside, "Let it rest for two days and get familiar with the environment You can play again."

Ji Chenzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Then you are so eager to call me...just to have a face-to-face meeting?"

"Of course...it's because you've been washing for too long." The excrement shovel officer stood up and hooked his shoulders, "Let's go out to eat."

"I took a shower and suddenly said to go out for dinner..."

"Too lazy to do it too lazy to do it."

When the two walked to the door, the excrement shoveler suddenly turned around, pointed at me and said to the black king: "Go back when you've had enough fun, don't get off the table."

The room door was closed.I spat out the letter, thinking that the two of you have only known each other for a month, and yet you keep him bathing, invite him to dinner, and even buy him snakes, I'm going to be jealous, hum.

Sure enough, only my Black King loves me the most...Wait, what are you doing, Black King? !

He stopped in front of the little butter box and stared straight into it, while the ignorant and fearless little butter looked at him innocently across the box.

"Cute, want to..."

I stuck my tail on Hei Wang's face.

He was stunned for a moment, and then sighed: "Okay, okay, I just don't say anything." Then he murmured, "You don't really want to treat him as your son, do you?"

"That's not true." I said, "But this seems to be a snake bought by a shit shoveler for his future husband, so you should restrain yourself."

Hei Wang said "Oh", and suddenly approached me, his dark eyes lit up, and put the letter to my mouth: "Then I won't eat him, can I eat you?"