The pet snake's escape plan

In the past few days, the excrement shoveler and Ji Chenzhou went out to play.

The crisp weather in autumn is a good time to go out for a trip.

So the golden retriever and puppet were sent to a friend's house for a temporary stay, and the hungry reptile was also fostered at the friend's house, and the rest of us snakes who would not have any problems if they didn't eat for ten and a half months.Before he left, he finished shoveling the shit for us, and happily went out with the suitcase.

Really, sure enough, when you have a new love, you forget the old love.

This morning, I woke up in the morning light as usual, flicked my tail as usual, but failed to meet the pillow snake as usual.

I woke up in a jerk, and raised my head to receive and vomit messages frequently, but I didn't immediately perceive the breath of the black king.

The snake box was empty, and a gap was opened on the top-pressed glass plate.

...The Black King escaped from prison alone behind my back?He escaped from prison?Didn't we agree to never escape from prison again... The shit shovel officer has only been away for a few days, and he is disobedient again.

Should I go get him back?

Thinking of this, I already raised my body and climbed out of the snake box.The weather is cold recently, and the shit shovel officer has turned on the heating, and asked me to leave the warm snake box and climb outside. In fact, I was very rejected in my heart.

There was no sign of the Black King on the table, so I crawled to the edge, hesitating whether to go down to find him—after all, the tiles on the floor must be colder than the table.

I was hesitating when I suddenly smelled the smell of the Black King, but when I looked towards the source of the smell, I didn't see the Black King, but saw a...a strange man walking from the door.

No, no, the smell on his body tells me that he is obviously the Black King, but why...is he a human being?

Am I hallucinating?

I froze in place, Xinzi also forgot to vomit.He bent down and moved closer to me, looking at me and smiling.

Has the Black King really turned into a human?

I couldn't digest this information for a while, he had already stretched out his finger to hook me up, put me on his arm, and said to me: "You look so stupid now."

I:"……"

"This is not good, you should accompany me to become a human being."

He said, closing his eyes suddenly, and gently covering the top of my head with his lips.

There was a strange touch from the place he touched, soft and warm, like being kissed by a shit shoveler before, but not the same.The strangest thing is that I seem to feel a heat flow into my body through contact, and my body becomes itchy, swollen, hot, so uncomfortable that I want to struggle.

But I couldn't struggle anymore, all my senses disappeared in an instant, I couldn't see, hear or smell.In just a moment, they all came back, and at the same time, the body lightened and sank again.

I feel like I'm falling, and the weightlessness scares me, but immediately another hand catches me.He held me up and my feet hit the ground as I felt the soles of my feet touch the cold tiles.

... wait, feet?

I looked down at my feet in astonishment, and I realized that I had become as tall as the Black King.My eyes slowly moved up, and I finally realized that I had also become a human being, and was standing on two legs in a way I had never experienced before.

I stared at my limbs that suddenly appeared, not knowing how to use them.But my attention was quickly diverted from this, because I noticed something between my legs, couldn't help but reach out to cover it, and screamed:

"Why! Why is the human penis exposed!"

The black king suddenly laughed out loud, very happy.I glared at him, not understanding what was so funny, and realized that I could already use my hands and feet and speak human languages.This experience was amazing, but I didn't care about it, I just kept my legs together, bent my knees slightly, looked at my own body, and then at the neat clothes and pants on Hei Wang's body, and suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of shame. .

It's really strange, since snakes obviously never wear clothes, why would they find it embarrassing to be naked when they become humans?Is it because snakes have scales and humans don't?

I looked up and asked him, "Where did your clothes come from?"

"Ji Chenzhou's." He said.

"You actually went to steal someone's clothes?"

"It's just a piece of clothing, he won't mind." He picked up a piece of clothing that was already there from the back of the chair, "I prepared it for you too."

I froze, not knowing what to wear.He pulled the clothes over my head and pulled my arms from the cuffs.The human body does not seem to be as soft as a snake, at least it cannot tie itself in knots.

He picked up his pants again and said to me, "Lift up."

I didn't know which foot to lift for a moment. I wanted to lift my left foot and right foot, but I almost fell down.Hei Wang laughed again, carried me directly to the chair, put on my trousers, took out a pair of slippers from under the chair, and put them on my feet.

"It's... uncomfortable." I said.

"Used to it."

I struggled to adjust to the human body, and soon the warmth of the clothes overwhelmed the discomfort it caused.I blinked, felt the hot blood flow in my body, and asked him: "Becoming a human...doesn't it mean that I don't need to rely on the heating pad?"

"Then you have to wear good clothes to keep warm." He suddenly picked me up, sat on the chair by himself, and let me sit on him.I hooked his neck, looked at his face, felt his warm breath against my neck.

He was still as handsome as ever, with jet-black hair and jet-black eyes.He was dressed in black, with a slightly darker complexion than mine, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist.His arm is very strong, wrapping around me, motionless.

I looked at him and said, "I thought you were a black skin in human form."

He was startled, and then laughed: "I just have black scales, but not flesh. Our scales are probably..." He stretched out his hand and pulled the hair on his arm, "This is it."

I looked at him, then at myself, and said in surprise, "Why are my fine hairs white?"

"Because you are a white snake."

I quickly jumped off him, only to feel that my IQ has dropped since I became a human, and I would ask such a stupid question.

I touched my face and asked, "Then what do I look like now?"

"You can see for yourself." He also stood up, took my hand, led me out of the room, and stood in front of the full-length mirror in the living room.

I squeezed into the mirror, saw myself clearly, and couldn't help being taken aback.

The skin is very white, the hair is very white, and the eyebrows and eyelashes are also very white.All body hair is white, only the eyes are red.I suddenly thought of rabbits.

I looked at myself in the mirror and wanted to cry, "Why is this...so ugly."

"I don't think it's ugly," Hei Wang raised his eyebrows, "it's just a little weird."

The phenomenon of albinism looks good on a snake and is very popular, but it looks very weird when it is placed on a human.I couldn't accept my appearance for a long time, so I said to him: "I don't want it, you can turn me back into a snake."

He laughed again.It seems that when he was a snake, he was too serious, but after turning into a human, his expression became richer.He suddenly pulled my shoulders and blew in front of me.

I couldn't help closing my eyes and heard him say, "Look again."

I saw myself in the mirror again, and opened my mouth in amazement.My hair has turned a dark brown, while my eyes have turned a chestnut color, and my eyebrows, eyelashes, and fine hair have also returned to their normal color.I was stunned for a long time before stammering: "How, how did you do it?"

"It's just a blindfold." He seemed a little proud, "As long as I don't remove it, you will look like this in everyone's eyes."

I began to admire him a little, took a look in the mirror again, and nodded with satisfaction.

I stood shoulder to shoulder with him and looked at both of us carefully.Compared with him, I am still much thinner, after all, my body is thinner than him.He is slightly taller than me, and Ji Chenzhou is also slightly taller than Chulan, so the clothes of the two of them fit us fairly well.

I looked at the black king in the mirror, and turned my head to look at him face to face.I can clearly see every hair on him, because I have become a human being, my eyesight has become sharper, and my hearing has also become sharper. I can see and hear far away.

But I soon realized something was wrong, I sniffed, then stuck out my tongue.The tongue is shortened, the tip is rounded, and the forks are gone.I can no longer perceive the smell of the Black King through my tongue, which suddenly makes me feel less secure.

He seemed to read my thoughts, and patted me on the shoulder: "If you get something, you have to lose something. I think what you get is more than what you lose. There's nothing wrong with being a human, is there?"

I vaguely understood, trying to look down at the tip of my tongue, my eyes were dazzled.

He leaned forward, put his head next to my ear, and said with a low laugh, "And humans have an advantage that we absolutely don't have."

My attention was attracted by him: "What advantage?"

"They can come into heat at any time," he said, "and sex doesn't give them pain, it gives them pleasure."

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I collapsed on the bed exhausted and didn't want to move a finger.

Hei Wang pressed me for another ten minutes before he slowly got up and patted my back: "Get up and take a shower."

"I don't want to move." I said.

"You stained Chu Lan's sheets."

Hearing what he said, I was startled suddenly, and struggling to move away, I saw that the bed sheet under me was stained with a little bit of obscenity.I immediately blushed and asked him: "Then what should I do...the shit shoveler won't beat us up when he comes back, right?"

"It's fine if you don't wash it off." Hei Wang was very calm, he threw me out of bed, pulled off the sheet, and walked to the bathroom naked.I saw that he wasn't wearing any clothes, so I didn't wear them at all, and ran to the bathroom to take a shower after him.

After turning into a human, it seems that he has learned everything about human beings without a teacher.Subconsciously, I thought that cold water should not be used for washing, so I turned on the hot water.The hot water flows over the skin, and being in the steaming heat, I feel relaxed all over my body.

Both snakes and humans have a natural affinity for water.

Hei Wang threw the sheets into the washing machine and went into the bathroom to take a shower with me, so I asked him casually, "How did you transform into a human form?"

He glanced at me and answered irrelevantly: "Do you know the difference?"

I was speechless, curled my lips and didn't ask any more questions.

It was already noon when the two of us came out of the shower, I got dressed and fell onto the sofa, suddenly feeling hungry.

Isn't it... If you become a human, do you have to eat at the same frequency as a human?Three meals a day feels so troublesome.

I said to the black king, "I'm hungry."

"I'm hungry too."

"Then what should we do? Are we going to eat human food now, or snake food?"

Hei Wang lowered his head and pondered, and suddenly led me to the room where the excrement shovel officer kept the mice, picked one from a box, and held it in front of me by its tail: "Eat?"

Looking at the squeaking little white mouse, I felt a chill for no reason, and shrank my neck: "It's disgusting."

He threw the rat back and concluded, "So we should go eat human food anyway."

But here comes the problem again, both of us have just transformed, and neither of us can cook.

In the end, we found a bag of dried noodles in the kitchen and threw them into the pot to cook, but because of our inexperience, a pot of batter came out.And the seasoning was not put in correctly, he used his fingernails to pick out such a small amount of salt, it was not put in at all.

I ate the unpalatable batter with tears in my eyes, and I wanted to tell him several times that I should just turn back into a snake.But when the words came to my lips, I swallowed them back. There are still many benefits to being a human being. You can't give up eating because you don't know how to cook.

So I thought of the shit-shoveling officer who asked the golden retriever to go out to buy breakfast every morning, and then went downstairs to knock on the door of the owner of the fox dog and asked her where to buy food nearby.She looked at me in surprise, looked at me for a while, and kindly showed me the way.

I was so overwhelmed that I almost told her that I was the white snake from Chu Lan's family.

Then we found some red, green and green paper in the drawer of the bedside table, and my intuition told me that it was the "money" used by human beings.I went out with the mentality of giving it a try, and found the small restaurant my neighbor mentioned at the gate of the community, and successfully bought back food.

As long as we can fill our stomachs, everything is easy to say, but there is a little trouble. I can't go out with Black King at the same time, because we don't have a house key, and once we go out, we can't come back.With the experience of being trapped in someone else's house last time, I don't want to wander outside anymore.

There is nothing to worry about except eating. I spent three days with the black king shamelessly, and deeply realized how much sex can be brought by the two points of "human beings can be in heat at any time" and "human penis has no barbs". blessing.

As a result, we were too carried away, and directly ignored the fact that the shit shovel officer would come back.

This morning, Hei Wang and I were sleeping hugging each other on the bed of the excrement shoveler. Suddenly, the sound of the door woke us up at the same time. The voices of Chu Lan and Ji Chenzhou came one after another. My mind went blank. won't move.

If they find out that we have turned into humans... what will they do to us?

Hei Wang also became flustered rarely, I heard him say "Oops" in a low voice, and stretched out his hand to pat my forehead, my body lightened, and he and I both turned back into snakes.

As soon as we turned back into snakes, Ji Chenzhou opened the door and came in.And Chu Lan obviously went to see his snake first, because I heard a scream coming from a distance:

"Black King! Blizzard! You two escaped me again!"

The expression on Ji Chenzhou's face was more terrified than Chu Lan's scream. He threw the suitcase aside, walked towards us, and shouted outside the door: "Chu Lan! Your snake, is...is..."

"Where is it? Where is it?" Chu Lan rushed in immediately, and Ji Chenzhou pointed at the bed: "Your bed."

I will never forget the look on his face at that moment.

I knew I was wrong, so I crawled out of my clothes, and hurriedly got under the quilt, but he grabbed my tail.His voice was trembling, and he asked me: "You...what are you doing?"

I was lifted upside down in the air by him, looking at the bed with obvious signs of sleeping, and the clothes spread under the quilt because we turned back into a snake shape, I couldn't do anything else except spit out the letter.

Chu Lan's voice was still trembling, and she asked Ji Shenzhou: "When we left, the quilt..."

"Folded."

Chu Lan lifted the quilt again: "The clothes..."

"It's in the closet."

"The sheets..."

"It's not this one."

Glancing at the bedside table again, before he could ask, Ji Chenzhou replied: "The change was originally kept in a drawer. The lubricating fluid was originally standing upright, but now it's poured."

Chu Lan's face was ashen, and he picked up the black king from the bed, and grabbed us one by one: "So, you did all of this?"

I thought it was more than that, last night’s takeaway boxes were still in the trash can in the kitchen, and the chicken frozen in the refrigerator had been cooked and eaten by us, so we didn’t burn your kitchen.We also kindly washed the bed sheets that we soiled for you, fed you butter once that was already hungry, and fed the stray cats in the community with the puppet cat food when we went out.

So I think I'm still a considerate snake, since we've done some good things, please let us go.

I acted cute, I pretended to be innocent, but the shit shovel officer didn't pay any attention.It was also rare that the black king didn't lose his temper and bite him, and only shook his tail symbolically.

The shit shovel officer pinched us for a full 2 ​​minutes before letting go and throwing us back on the bed.

I was surprised that he didn't put us back into the snake box immediately, Ji Chenzhou swallowed suddenly, and asked the doubts in his heart for him:

"Chu Lan, your snake...has it become a spirit?"

-After the pet snake became sperm-