The pet snake's escape plan

"Ah... so stinky! So stinky! Why are you so stinky!"

Early in the morning, I was woken up by the yelling of the shit shovel officer, not for anything else, just because today is a routine day for shoveling shit.

I turned my head and glanced at Hei Wang, he yawned lazily, and didn't want to be moved by the shit shoveling officer's action.

Soon the excrement shoveler came to us, removed the glass cover, reached out to fish me out, and threw me into the big box on the ground.

Why?What is this for?It's just shoveling shit, but you still want to drive me out of the house?

I fell into the box and found that there were other snakes besides me.The first thing that catches the eye is the flame that is hard to ignore, followed by the cute salmon, the palm beauty, and the blizzard lady.

That's right, in the end it was just my mother. She is six years old this year, and she is almost 40 years old in human terms, but she still has a charm, and she is only fairer than me.

It's a pity that her chin and abdomen have already turned yellow. To be honest, there are few Blizzards who grow up to my age without yellow chins.And the yellow on my body is very, very light, almost hard to identify with the naked eye, it can be regarded as close to pure white.

So I'm not afraid that the shit-shoveling officer will sell me one day. If I have such a good appearance, I will only sell it to others if I can't think about it.That's how capricious, hum.

I believe that the shit shoveler must have thought countless times in his heart: You have such good genes but you choose to be a geneticist. It is really a waste of me to raise you for so many years.

Cut, what's the matter with Ji Ji, look down on Ji Ji Snake?

My mother seems to have bought it during the holiday when the shit-shoveling officer graduated from high school. At that time, not to mention how much he loved her, he wanted to take out his heart and give it to her.Of course, he loves her very much now, otherwise he wouldn't have been supporting her for so many years.That is, human love is inevitably limited. When raising a snake, the love is all on her. If you raise several snakes, you can only divide the love equally.

I crawled over to her, and I greeted her every time we met—it didn’t happen that often, so I cherished it anyway.It's a pity that I recognize her, but she doesn't recognize me, and she doesn't know that I am her son. She just whispered symbolically to show that she doesn't reject me.

The reason why I know she is my mother is that when the shit shovel officer was changing the water for her, he took her out and put her in front of my eyes, pointed at her and said to me: "Look, look, this is your mother." .”

I guess he just said it casually, but I remembered it.So I always think I have a higher IQ than other snakes.

After saying hello to my mother, I turned my attention to the pink and tender salmon.He is so popular, but he is a male snake.

I have a good relationship with him, because when I was just born, he was just bought by the shit shovel officer, so we lived under the same roof for a while.

We were both fans when we were young, but now that I am white, he is still a fan as always.

He took the initiative to come over to greet me, rubbed each other's bodies, and then separated.But now I don't dare to get too close to him, I'm afraid the Black King will bite him.

The flames crawled before our eyes, and she really lived up to the name, like a group of walking flames, burning wherever they went.She climbed to the side of the palm beauty, exchanged messages, identified each other's scent, and then staggered without incident, each doing its own thing without interfering with each other.

I took my eyes off the flame with difficulty, looked at the palm, and looked back regretfully.The red dots on her body... I really want to pick them off...

We snakes are solitary animals, and we are forcibly thrown together by the shit shovel officer, so naturally we will not be happy to share the territory with others.Fortunately, the box was big enough, and each of them took up a corner of the box, leaving me pitifully in the middle, looking at this and that, advancing or retreating.

Looking at them, I suddenly miss my cute and cute little Butter, unfortunately he is too small, although our corn is not snake-eating, but if he is placed among a group of adult juvenile snakes, no one can tell something happened.Moreover, he is fed alone by the excrement shoveler, and the time is different from ours, and he will not catch up with the routine shoveling of excrement.

"You guys are really good! Next time you poop, can you poop properly and don't rub it on the box, can you! Everyone looks like a pan An Anmei like a Diao Chan, so I can't control your ass!"

The excrement shoveler yelled and yelled while cleaning the box, I wagged my tail and said it was none of my business.Smart snakes like me and Hei Wang are so likely to shit randomly, we always pull on a corner of the mat every time.

It stands to reason that the excrement shoveler has been raising snakes for eight years, so he shouldn't be yelling about this kind of thing. It is estimated that everyone didn't take care of their ass this time, forcing lazy people like him to clean four or five boxes at once before removing them. He got so cranky.

I looked at the monsters in the box towns in the east, west, north and south, and they didn't have the self-consciousness of repentance.Alas, as expected, only a smart snake like me can understand the shit-shoveling officer.

The excrement shoveler finally finished washing the box, laid out new bedding and replaced it with new water, and then came to pick us up with a look of disgust.As soon as he reached out, he was stunned, looked at me and said, "Strange, why are you here?"

What? ?Didn't you drag me out of bed and throw me here?

"It really confuses me." He sighed, and just as he was about to get up, I saw the black king's head suddenly appear on the edge of the box.

It's too bad, shit shovel officer, you are really confused, how can you take me away and leave the lid of the glass box open to let the black king escape from prison! !

He also immediately spotted the black king, and with a loud cry, he was about to reach out to grab it, but the black king was faster than him, and he had already plunged in.

There was a sudden flutter of chickens and dogs in the box... No, snakes ran away.

I thought that the Black King would be the first to chase after the flame, because she is the smallest in size, who would have thought that he would come up and chase after my childhood friend Salmon. Because the wall of the box is too high, it is impossible to escape from prison.

"Stop it! Stop!"

The excrement shoveler tried desperately to catch us, but the strength of the adult snake in panic should not be underestimated. The snake was slippery, and he couldn't catch anyone for a while.I saw that his face was flushed with anxiety, probably afraid that the black king would hurt someone, I reached out to pinch him many times.

However, the Black King escaped from him many times, chased the salmon a few times, and chased the palm beauty, as if he felt that the flame was not qualified enough, and specially picked a snake of similar size to attack.

Palm was in a stalemate with him for a few seconds at first, but soon realized that he couldn't beat him, and started to run away, and the scene became even more chaotic.

"Black King!! You hurry up and stop!!" The excrement shovel officer screamed heartbreakingly.

The black king has been chasing them, and I have been chasing the black king. I really don't understand how this guy can move so coquettishly. Several times I was about to get entangled in his tail, but he immediately threw him away.He abandoned the palm again and turned to Lady Blizzard.

No... wait!That's my mom!You can't kick it out!Although the shit shovel officer is my reborn parents, but that is my real mother!You kicked your mother-in-law, don't you want to live!

I called him desperately, but he refused to answer me.And my mother didn't run away like other snakes. When she saw him, she suddenly straightened her upper body and made a warning sound of "hissing".

My mother is my mother, she is really different from those coquettish bastards!

The Black King stopped to confront her, and I finally got a chance to catch up with him, knocking him down with a swoop, wrapping my body around him tightly.He originally wanted to resist, but when he saw it was me, he stopped moving and asked me, "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing! They are all the children of the shit-shoveling officer, how can you bear to eat them!"

"Who said I'm going to eat it?" Hei Wang spit out the letter in surprise, "I'm just marking the territory for you."

I:"……"

The two of us couldn't continue to communicate, because the shit shovel officer had already arrested us, held us in front of our eyes, and said angrily: "Do you want to die!!"

I was so wronged that I wanted to cry, I didn't do anything!It was you who threw me here for no reason, and you didn’t cover the cover to let the black king escape from prison—although you can cover him to escape from prison—I also helped you restrain him, how can you scold me!Am I your beloved blizzard?

He untied the two of us, put me back into the snake box, and pinched the black king alone: ​​"Is the king snake amazing? Ah?! Bully my corn again and stew you!"

He pinched the black king's neck, the black king failed to give him a bite, but still wrapped his body around his arm.He cursed a few more words before releasing the black king. When he put it back into the snake box, the black king jumped up and tried to bite him, but he quickly dodged it.

"Next time you mess around, I won't shovel shit for you! You stink!" He closed the lid while roaring, and angrily moved several stacks of books from the side and pressed them on.

The commotion finally subsided, and every snake returned home safe and sound. The excrement shoveler tidied up the snake box, stood in front of our box, and gave the black king a middle finger through the glass.

Black King flicked his tail on the glass with a "slap".

The excrement shovel officer was startled, shrunk his neck, and walked away resentfully.

I looked at the black king who continued to crawl slowly like a snake, and sighed silently in my heart, thinking that he was not clearing the territory for me, he clearly didn't want me to stay with other snakes.

Doesn't that mean I won't be able to get along with other snakes in the future?His possessiveness...is it too strong?